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300 (2007)
9 years ago via Flixster

Okay I seriously don't understand why everyone loves this movie.

Yes, it is mildly entertaining for a while, but the plot is pretty non-existent and the dialogue is horrifically bad. Even the CG, which was supposed to be some kind of miraculous creation of modern technology wasn't all it was made out to be.

I did enjoy the fight sequences, don't get me wrong - they were very well choreographed, but I did expect more. For all of the story in it they should have just turned the entire movie into a battle, but instead we get stuck with the horribly written political scenes stuffed in between.

Not to mention the incredibly awkward sex scenes I could have gone a lifetime without. Nobody needs to see that... unless you liked it. in which case you have some seriously twisted fetishes.

Overall this movie was slightly less than mediocre. It did keep me entertained for a while, but I wouldn't watch it again and it will quickly be forgotten... except those disturbing sex scenes which will forever be burned into my memory.

TMNT
TMNT (2007)
9 years ago via Flixster
½

Wow...

truly awful... and yet at the same time so good. A mix of emotions. Well not really, as a movie it really sucked - but the nostalgia factor was great!

I grew up watching the cartoon TV show of these guys, and watching this movie brought back some old memories.

Anyways, this movie is essentially a cheese-fest. But what else would you expect from the TMNT? Thats what makes them unique.

The CGI in this movie was actually mostly pretty decent. The CGI is such that its still a very 'cartoon' style which I thought was cool because of the similarities to the old tv show.

The plot of course, was dismal. I don't know where they came up with this stuff, but it was pretty out-there. And since when did April learn martial arts and stop being a TV reporter? Maybe I'm just missing something...

Anyways, if you're not a fan of the Turtles I don't recommend this at all. If you are, then prepare for some good memories to come flooding back.

Eragon
Eragon (2006)
9 years ago via Flixster

Why do people pay good money to see all these books-turned-movies which always end up like crap?

Why did I pay good money to see this stupid book-turned-movie which turned out like crap?

Quite frankly, this movie sucked. It isn't original (just like every other fantasy... think LOTR, but worse) and it doesn't have any big moments. Overall I was bored and fidgety throughout this whole movie.

What a horrible attempt to amuse me for a couple of hours.

Why do they subject us to this torture and call it entertainment? And why do I keep being lulled in by those false hopes that "this one might actually be good"?!

Anyways, basically don't see it unless you happen to be a die-hard fan or something... I never read the book and the movie didn't impress me at all, so I guess I wouldn't recommend it to anyone over the age of 16.