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The Castle of Fu Manchu
2 years ago via Flixster

I do not remember Chris Lee being in this. Perhaps I blocked it out. This movie was boring. Confusing. Racist. Colorful, though. I can barely remember what happened. In fact, I can only remember red smoke, old architecture and Asian stereotypes.

Hercules and the Captive Women
3 years ago via Flixster
½

Hercules and the Captive Women.

Says it all, don't it?

Let's not forget the timeless one-liner, "I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open". Really, Hercules? I'm smiling as I write this.

What can I say about this movie? Not a lot. I think Hercules was supposed to be a sex object but I think women are interested in more than muscles and hair. Unless of course, they're the queen of Atlantis. Boy did she want a hunk of him. I'll never understand that dynamic. "I could kill you, or you could be my sex slave!" Oh yeah. I'm sure he's real scared. And I'm sure that keeping your enemy alive would have no unexpected consequences....

You'll see a lot of B-movies in my ratings, and keep in mind that for entertainment purposes, you should really only watch them with MST3K. . . With the intent of watching something bad.

Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase
6 years ago via Flixster

It was okay, though after I while you tend to get sick of Scooby Doo movies over and over again... I mean, for a while there they just couldn't stop!!!

Scooby-Doo and the Legend of the Vampire
6 years ago via Flixster
½

I know some vampires, and lemmee tell ya, they're a lot hotter than THAT. That atrocity aside, It was alright. One of the newer, "hey! lets make it so its not just some guy in a suit!" and it was interesting to see how these ones worked out. And thus! 3 1/2 stars!