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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Not to much story this time around but how cares anyways! Michael Bay does his best yet with the special effects!

Very Bad Things

I loved this flick! Its funny, with a great cast and super cool twists! Defenetly a must see!

Marley & Me
Marley & Me(2008)

This dog will make you mad at the biggining when the movie is over you will be cring for him!


Nice and fun movie. More action than giggles but stil a great flick.

Hotel for Dogs

In the Gods craze that we are lately(The Chiguagua movie, Marley and Me, Bolt) this is actualy not bad. Actualy check out some of the otherones I mentioned they ar all very good family flixs!

Bride Wars
Bride Wars(2009)

Now besides the bitchy attitude from these brides, I actually giggled a few times with this movie. Great movie to watch with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Dragonball Evolution

Mehh! Merly for kids! I used to be a preaty big fan of DB specially BDZ before the US invation (japannese episodes). But the movie gets to far away fron the actual story, like since when does Goku turn into an ape without his tail?

Terminator Salvation

Now the only reason I gave it 3 nad a half stars is because I loved the part where the T-800 aka Arnold shows up! If it werent for that scene the movie would have stank!


Not that bad.


Preaty good for a chick flick!

Never Back Down

This is the Fast and the Furious of fighting movies! Simply said!

Space Chimps
Space Chimps(2008)

This was actualy a funny movie! Great for the whole family!

Tropic Thunder

Awghh, it was ok!

Resident Evil: Degeneration

I think this should have been the way to go with the other Resident Evil movie (you know the ones with Milla Jovovich). It nails everything right! From the zombies to the mutated monter! But what to expect from the animators of the CG movies from the actual games!


You will see a lot of mix reviews on this movie, here's my take on it! It's a drama movie, so you gotta go in it with a sence that theres gonna bee a lot of talking. Not to much acction here but Yom Cruise has gained my respect again as an actor.


Nice Thiller! If you haven't seen Body of Lies then check thisone out first!

Babylon A.D.
Babylon A.D.(2008)

Once again we se Vin doing what he does best, action! Full of great action, but if you like story, dont see it!

Pineapple Express

Seth realy is a podhead is he? I think he' has actualy said it on TV interviews or something! Anyways, my opinion is, you should be high when you watch this movie that way you'll laugh at the stupid jokes that are thown at you here!

Body of Lies
Body of Lies(2008)

DiCaprio and Crowe really make a funny but serious conection on this thiller! I realy enjoyed this movie, and for once a original take on the terrorist based movies! Check it out!

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

This is an excuse to chash in on a hit franchise. The idea might have been good, but the way it was done not! I know that all Star Wars movies are poorly accted because Lucas for some reason wants it that way. But this one just goes too far!

Death Race
Death Race(2008)

This movie wasn't all that bad! Lots of action, gore and girls, you need do more!

Quantum of Solace

Cassino Royale was sooooo freaking good! I like the way Daniel Craig does this edgier, darker, aggresive James Bond! This is one movie I can't wait to see!


It wasn't as great as the first one but it still deliverd!

Speed Racer
Speed Racer(2008)

Well, I'll try to be resonable with this movie because afterall it is intended for kids! Right, it was intended for kids wasn't it? The only thing that makes this movie watcheble is Christina Ricci and John Goodman, but from there on it's preaty lame!

Drillbit Taylor

Not one of his best but still watcheble!

Full Metal Jacket

Ok I finally sat down to watch this movie and here's my review. The end! Yeah there isn't alot to say about this movie, yes it's got action, drama, a few funny parts, but it's missing something, lets see, humm what could it be, maybe a story! It is based on the Vietnam War but that's about it! So final veredict yes it's a nice movie but it's defenetly no Saving Private Ryan!


Now here's another apocaliptic end of the world kinda movie! Not that it's a bad thing because this movie is far more enjoyable than Resident Evil Extintion in my opinion! Full of gore in every action scene you'll love it if you are a fan of guts and dismemberment! lol! Give it a watch you'll like it I guarantee it!

Superhero Movie

Ok here's one of those movie you ether like or hate! Me I liked it, yes this cheap "Scary Movie" wannabe writes keep trying every year to bring another movie spoof based movies. Meet the spartans, thisone Superhero Movie, Disaster Movie and so on, but this is one of those few that I actually enjoyed watching. I is stupid yes, but some times the mind is in a stupid euphoria stage and you watch this movies and you actually enjoy them! Wateve' if you feel like you're haveing one of those moments anytime soon then go rent this movie and see it, your stupid euphoric state of mind wont regreat it! Besides, Leslie Nielsen is in the movie thats one lone good reason to see it!


Ok, I know I had a "Not Interested" mark on this one! But I was bored and having some privileges on my "cable box" I said lets see it! And I was actually surprised that this movie had me giggelling. It was funny and well writen! It is a movie for kids but everyone can enjoy! Check it out!

Vantage Point

Now here's an impresive movie that should be seen by everyone! The way they did the movie is realy enjoyable. you get different points of views from the good guys to the bad ones, or so does it make you belive that they ar good, and or bad! look just go rent it! I guarranty you'll enjoy it!


I could have been a lot better, but is befenetly a must see!


It's no Batman or Iron-Man but it still get you entertained! Will does it again!


Full of action! if you enjoyed Equilibreum or any of the Matrix movies, you'll get a kick out of this! Go check it out! In a summer of action flicks this is one that you shouldn't miss!

The Fast and the Furious

This is what started it all! How cant you like this! Awsome!

The Return of the Incredible Hulk

uch much much much pertter than the one it came out on 2003. It's kindoff a follow up to the first 2003 Hulk movie put IT IS NOT A SEQUEL! Forget that the otherone even came out! Give thisone a try! I know you'll love it!

The Andromeda Strain

This has to be by far one of my most favorite sraight-to-DVD realeases ever! Well worth the (about) 5 hours/2 part DVD! This is one mini series you want to check out! If you liked "The Stand" or "Outbrake" then you realy ar going to enjoy this flick! Even if you havent seen any of those, still a great ride!

30 Days of Night

Great great great movie! A different take on the vampaire! About fucking time too!

No Country for Old Men

. . . . WOW! Thats all, i cant say anything else!

The Brave One

Hard hiting! Dark, edgy, it's what alot of victimes of crimes like this really want to do!

The Heartbreak Kid

If you liked "Something About Mary" then you realy are going to enjoy this movie! Funny as hell!

The Butterfly Effect 2

Its not as great as the first one was! But its whatcheble! (if thats even a word!)

The Reaping
The Reaping(2007)

This is a must see!


I would have rate it higher if it would have had a better ending!

The Onion Movie

This movie is fucking hullarious

Meet the Spartans

I found it a bit entertaining! THe only real complaint that I have is that it was to short!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

This movie represents everything I allways wanted to do when I was in highschool! Well I did almost everything but the dancing in the streets, driving a corvette or having to fake that I was sick, I just took the bus from school to the beach with a few friends. lol

War (Rogue Assassin)

Not the first these two kick ass guys work together (The One) so no wonder they make great quimestry! If you like ether Li or Statham or just a good old pure action movie, them give this a try!

Little Miss Sunshine

ehh. . . . Steve Carell is ok in this movie, but he's not the same funny guy anymore. About the movie, not so bad!


It's kinda slow, but when it gets going, it realy gives you a sence of claustrophobia, chills and dispare! This is one movie you should not pass!

Hostel Part II

Not as good as the first one but still as gory as it could be, probably more!!!


Full of sex, chills and gore. Yeah it's your typical slacher movie. Was good thou. Could have done a lot better with the story on the Hostel town stuff, like why did they do all that stuff, besides getting paid for the joy of killing people?!


I was surprised by the way they shot this movie. It makes you feel the tenssion all the way through the movie!

Farce of the Penguins

I finally got around watching this movie. Let me tell you, it has one of the best cast of actors I've ever seen for a movie! The voices fit perfectly with each character, and the jokes that are made durring the corse of the movie are hularious! Not for the kids thou! Lots of curising, but what did you expect, Samuel L. Jackson is narrating this movie! So over all it's kinda fun the first time, more of a rental! Check it out!

Yo-Yo Girl Cop

. . . . Ehhhhh . . . . It was o. . . . k . . . . . ! ! ! !

Dane Cook: Vicious Circle

All I'm gonna say is prepeir to pee your pants of laughter!

Just My Luck
Just My Luck(2006)

Another chick flick! But I doesn't take away the fact tha it was funny as hell! Theres something about seeing Lohan getting hurt! A must see!

Good Luck Chuck

This movie was like watching a soft porn movie! It was GREAT! ! ! Lol! Nah just kidding! There is a lot of sex going on in this movie thou! And it's got Jessica Alba, that's all I need to see it!

Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up(2007)

None stop action! From start to finish is just a wild ride! If you liked Crank then you gotta see thisone! "Guns don't kill people, but they sure help!" Damm that's gotta be the best line in the whole movie!

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

Outstanding comedy! Well writen, well shot and deffenetly well directed! Great cast! These 2 make such a great pair! A must watch!

The Kingdom
The Kingdom(2007)

After Ray, Jaimie Foxx has deffently change his game in his acting skills! Showing us that he can do defferent types of roles and not fail at delivering it! Great story, awsome filming and great action make this movie one of my all time favorites!

The Pursuit of Happyness

Wow! Will Smith shows us ance again he's got it all! If you into drama, even if you're not into it cus' I'm not, deffenetly a must see!

Date Movie
Date Movie(2006)

They gotta stop trying to come up or even compare with Scary Movie! I like the ideas, Epic Movie, thisone, Meet the spartans, but they're just not elaborated well enough to remember like Scary Movie does!

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

naaah! It wasn't as funny as let say Scary movie 1 or 3. I reccomend it if you are a stoner or a horny 13 year old boy.

The Orphanage

I'm gonna say only one thing, see it!

Unaccompanied Minors

This is actualy not a bad movie! It's another Christmas movie but it's family fun at its best ! Realy funny ! A must see!

The Break-Up
The Break-Up(2006)

I guess it was ok! Very close to the real thing (a relationship).

Knocked Up
Knocked Up(2007)

This movie has turned into one of my all time favorites! Smart, funny, and with a srtong messege, is one of those movies you should stop what you doing and go get it! GOOOOO! ! ! WHAT U WAITING FOR! ! !

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

Will has done it again! First killing aliens, then robots now we find him getting rid of some cannibal-like-vampires in this nice drama-thiller! I loved every second of this movie! A must see!


This movie is deffenetly something fresh! It starts a little slow, but when it gets going wow! Deffenetly a must see flick!

Day Watch
Day Watch(2007)

A bit better than the first one (Night Watch) but still lacks of something that every movie shuld have, a strong story! Still if you enjoyed the first one give this a try!

Night Watch
Night Watch(2006)

It's a different take on the vampire. Not too bad! If you're into vamps then give this a try!


It's not as bad as I thought it would be. This Hitman is better than the one from the game I'll tell you that! Great action movie, lots of funny bids and the first movie based on a game that shows people actualy playing the game in the movie while he blasts tru a window! If you like action movies, go see it, and if you like the games give it a try!

Saw IV
Saw IV(2007)

Gory, nasty, but hell did I love it! WOW! Not for the weak of heart! The master of all serial cillers of these generation is back to show us than even in death he'll still paly his game, his way! If you are a fan of the series it's a must see, if you're new to the "Saw" story, recomend cheking out the first 3 movies so you can understand the genious of the Jigsaw!!

Casi Casi
Casi Casi(2006)

Yo pienso que para ser una produccion Boricua, quedo bien. Es graciosa, no voy a decir que es original, pero tiene sus puntos buenos. Pra los Hispanos de flixter (que puedan entender lo que escribi aqui jajaja) veanla. Si tienes HBO Latino la ponen mucho.

Planet Terror (Grindhouse Presents: Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror)

If you're into gore, comedy, bad acting and a bunch of cameos then this movie is for you! Plain silly, fun to watch (but not with the kids they'll have nightmares for years and it's not cus of the zombies!!!) Ohh! Stick till the very end of the credits to see someone how we think dies in the movie suddenly be alive?!?!?! WTF! !


This movie wasn't all that bad! It actualy has a messege I just forgot what it was cus I was laughing so hard! Great comedy a must see!

Fun With Dick and Jane

This movie is simply the best movie that Jim has done in a while!

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Wow ! ! ! For a PG rated movie it had lots of action! The Silver Surfer has to be one of the coolest villan/hero to have come to the movies recently! A must see for si-fi fans.

Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz(2007)

Funny, smart, just plain fun to see! If you liked Shawn of the Dead, you have to see this one!

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

Not bad actualy. I liked it just a bit more than the first one. This is deffently for kids.

Ladrn que Roba a Ladrn

This one is more for tha latin people. Still, anyone can see it as long as you don't care to read the caption the whole movie (it's in spanish). As the movie itself, it's a latino version of Ocean's Eleven, but awith a few niice twists. Defenetly a must see.

Resident Evil: Extinction

It's gone far away from the game series, but as a action-horror movie it's very good! Lots of gore on this one, nore action than horror, so if you're looking for suspence you ain't gonna find any on this one.

There's defenetly going to be a forth part!

Employee of the Month

For what I got to see of this movie was actually preaty good! In fact I'll go out as far to say that if you liked Office Space the you should realy chek this one out!


WoW ! ! ! Better than I was expecting it to be! Doesn't get five stars cus of some silly moments and the cast could have been better, not that it wasnt good its just that coming from Spilberg and Bay I would have thought that they could have assembled a better cast.

Live Free or Die Hard

Wow! What a ride! I would have given it 5 full stars if it only were rated R, but it's nicely done with the PG-13 rating. Dont get me wrong, this movie wont disapoint, in the acction side! If you dont like over the top acction then don't bother, if you liked the 3 movies before thisone then go ahead a check it out you wont be disapointed at all!


Sorry Roselin Sanchez, but not even your sexy naked body could save this movie from being a borefest! And how the hell wrote the synopsis for this movie the starting actress is Roselin notErika M Browns!

Reno 911!: Miami

I was funny but no as funny as Borat!

Dj Vu
Dj Vu(2006)

Very interesting movie. Nice concept, will remind you of Frequency, change the outcome of something by changeing the past. Nice thrills and suspense. Worth cheking out.

28 Weeks Later...

More action than the first one, less suspence, didn't like the "some people are amune to the virus" story too much, but it kinda works.

Kiss of the Dragon

Gotta love this dude ! Jet Lee Rocks !

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

Great! Awsome! This movie rocked! Way better than parts 1 and 2! Venom looks amazing, to bad he doesn't last longer or at least rolls over to the next instalment (rumors say there will be 3 more spidey movies 6 in all). Very funny at times, specialy the usher at the restaurant and the scene with Mr. Jameson and his blood presure pills!

Now, the only two things I didn't like were, when Peter turns into "John Travolta" at the Jazz club (oh and the hair, what's with the hair???) and the ending, it was kinda. . . dull! Atleas in part 2 he swings way to answer a destress call but on thisone, well Im not going to say anithing but it's just kinda lame!

Over all it's a great movie that should apeal to everyone, comedy, romance, drama, suspence, horror, action, a well overal pakage. Great flick!




Didn't see the bigining, but it was a nice trip. It shows the real side of modern warfare. And the money the US government spends on shit that doesn't even get used! Go America!


It's a great action/suspence movie, but the ending needed a little more work.


Supperb animation!

Pet Sematary Two

First one was so much better.

Silent Hill
Silent Hill(2006)

This is the most twisted and scariest movie you'll ever see! It makes you feal afraid of the light! Yes the light, not the dark but the light! See it and you'll see what I mean.

Snakes on a Plane

Not much story going on but the thrills are very good! It will keep you on the edge of your seat! The snakes look fake but it's entartainening to see then in acction.

Dawn of the Dead

Not bad. If you like Zombie movies, like Resident Evil and Night of the Living Dead then you might enjoy this flick!. Lots of gore and sex your classic slacher/acction film.


WOW ! If could give this movie higher than 5 stars I would! Yes it's that good ! This movie has it all, Action, Sex, Comedy, Drama, Suspence it's an all out complete package ! A must see !

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan


Puppet Master

Back in the day it scared the sh!t out of me!

Clerks II
Clerks II(2006)

Wasnt as original as the first one but it had some great moments like the "Donkey Show" ! Lol! ! !

Ocean's Twelve

Not as clever as the first one!

John Tucker Must Die

It was ok! I was kin\da dull the hole time just a few minutes of fun.

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)

It kinda suck balls!

Yours, Mine & Ours

O K ! I guess! Cheaper by the Dozen was way bter than this and funnier too!


WOW! What a trip! This movie doesnt have a strong story at all, but holly shit is it packed with crazy shit! WOW! If you like Tarantino's style of work then you might enjoy this movie!

The Wild
The Wild(2006)

The animation is superb, but the movie falls flat when it comes to story telling and the jokes are just stupid, not even a kid would laugh.

In Her Shoes
In Her Shoes(2005)

Wasn't that bad. It needed a better ending.

Chicken Little

Is not as funny as Ice Age or Toy Story, but the animation is awsome! It shows that Disney doesnt need Pixar to make good CG.

The Master of Disguise

I hate this dude! Dana Carvey, what kind of name is that ! Is that a girls name??? The part I hated the most was when he does that "Turttle Turttle" shit! He was funny in Wayne's World 1 & 2 but he totaly sucked balls in this movie!

The Protector (Tom yum goong) (Warrior King)

Story gets a half a star, but in action gets the whole cake! WOW ! ! ! thats all I can say WOW! ! !


Not as funny as I though it would be! Liked the ending credits where they did a few Pixar movies like Toy Story and Monsters Inc. in "Cars" version.

Mission: Impossible III

Has to be the best out of all three!

The Shaggy Dog

Tim Allen knows how to market stuff! Damn does he know how to do it! Here you have another one of his silly roles, don't get me wrong the movie is actualy good! If you're looking for a fun family movie then check this one out!

Happy Feet
Happy Feet(2006)

Now talk about a great cast! Here you have Robbin Williams, Elijah Wood, Hugh Jackman, Brittany Murphy, Hugo Weaving, Nicole Kidman, Fat Joe and the list goes on and on! This movie sets a little apart from the rest of the animated CGI movies. This movie actually has a messege that brings sadness and joy at the same time. Thou the movie is not a documentary, at times you realy learn what some of these animals go thru in their lives. The CG animation is to me one of the best so far, you can realy see the effort put to this pruduction. The water, the ice even the pinguins look real enough to fool anione to think they are actualy looking at a picture or the real thing! Once again I saw it in Spanish so some of the jokes weren't as funny as they should have been, but it was fun none the less! A great family flick. Totaly recomend watching it!

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

As funny if not funnier than the first one! This time they have to go to high grounds if the dont want to drown from the ica caps that are melting. I had to see it in spanish because my girlfriend doesn't understand Inglish that well, so it took out some of the fun out of some jokes that clearly were meant to be in Inglish, but none the less it still was funny! I recomend it to anyone how liked Shrek or Toy Story, it's a very entertaining flick, great cast, great animation and over all an all around perfect family movie! Check it out you wont be disapointed!

Casino Royale

Has to be by far the best Bond movie in years, in my opinion. This new "James Bond" played by Daniel Craig, is more human than any previous Bond's. Thou he doesn't seen to care who he kills (wich would make him less human by default) he does seem to feal pain when inflicted on him by fighting or torture, unlike any of the other Bonds before. I was very glad to see the movie go back to its roots, but at the same time in a new dirrection, not many gadgets show up in this movie, wich is a plus, this Bond relies on using his wits more than gadgetry. Action scenes are amaizing and this guy adds some "dark spice" to James Bond wich was needed after Brosman pussied it out! lol

The Punisher
The Punisher(1989)

Just see the 2004 version! PLEASE SKIP THIS ONE! ! !

Falling Down
Falling Down(1993)

This could happen here in Puerto Rico with all this "sale's tax" shit that's been going on lately! Awsome movie thou!


None stop action from start to finish! Director John Woo "hits the ball out of the park" with this one! Not to forget about Nicolas Cage and John Travolta as well, this two make such a great pair!

Suburban Commando

Has to be one of my old favorite action/comedy movies! And the Hulkster is in it how could younot like it "yeah brother!"

Red Dragon
Red Dragon(2002)

Anthony Hopkins has to be the scariest man I have ever seen (after Jack Nicholson of course the Shining everyone! )

Doragon bru Z 4: Super saiyajin da son Gok (Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug)

I hate Dragon Ball now, but still doesn't make the fact that I ever owned or saw all of the series including Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT (and each series' respective movies). This movie has to be one of the best ones on the DBZ series of movies. Lots of action, very nice animation and Goku at his best!


This is how musical movies should be. It's not exactly a musical but there is a lot of singing, kareoke singing!

Lewis Black: Red, White & Screwed

I love Lewis Black with his "I'm sick of this shit" attitude! This is a must see standup comedy.

Double Dragon

Super lame! nice try, just not the right time to do a movie about it. Actually it was never, it isn't and I'll never be the right time to do a movie about Double Dragon, EVER!

Sin City
Sin City(2005)

Visually thrilling, visually stunning, just amaizing!

The Delta Force

Just look at the cover ! ! Rock on Chuck, rock on! Come on ! Don't tell me you do not want to see this movie ! Can anyone PLEASE make a Chuck Norris Skin for my Flixter page?

Saw III(2006)

For some reason it feals a little difrent from the rest of the entries but still as clever as always. This time around jigsaw shows us how it all started with Amanda. See how cruel she realy is, and expect a very very twisted ending.

This movie had to be re-edited 7 (seven) times before it got the "R" rating. It is a gory movie. You all know when that unrated "Saw III" DVD comes out well get to see why the had to edited so many times!

Saw II
Saw II(2005)

Briliant! as clever as the first one!


Will keep you guessing till' the end!


Kinda lame if you asked me!

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Beautiful FX's, but slow and boring story. If you gonna have a movie called "Final Fantasy" at least have something from the "Final Fantasy" universe do not create a movie and plaster the name of something just to get people to see it ! In my opinion, I just think that they souldn't have called it Final Fantasy, just Sprits Within, and then mention that it was created by the Final Fantasy people. The visuals would have sold the movie by it self and the did but also the false name.

Vegas Vacation

One of my favs of all time!

Curly Sue
Curly Sue(1991)

This has to be the cutest little girl I've ever seen! Yes I said "cutest" so what!

Bad Company
Bad Company(2002)

The story on this movie was a little to serious for Chris Rock but he did good !

Jackie Chan's First Strike

Still one of Jakie's best "state side" movies!

8 Mile
8 Mile(2002)

Can I have everyones attention please, will the real Slim Shaddy, please stand up, I repreat, will the real Slim Shaddy please stand up, were gonna have a problem here!


Almost. . . a classic

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Bigger, Longer and Uncut, doesn't allways mean better. Thou the movie is great, because the "beeps" have been taken out, it took part off the whole "Taboo" that South Park is all about. But taking that aside this movie is one of the funniest things you'll ever get to see, thats of course if you dont get offended first!

Chicken Run
Chicken Run(2000)

Yes! This is the Mission Imposible of cartoons! lol

Man on Fire
Man on Fire(2004)

This movie has to be one of my favorite movies of all times, action packed, good story (thou it need it a little more development on Chrisey's back story) powerful preformances and powerful storytelling. A must see!

Inside Man
Inside Man(2006)

A little smart, kinda like Ocean's Eleven. The guy said he was gonna walk out of the front door, and he did!

Veggie Tales: The Wonderful World of Auto-Tainment!

Wow this was the stupidest shit i've ever seen! lol

The Descent
The Descent(2006)

Nice! that is all!

House of the Dead

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE EVEN IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT ! YES IS THAT BAD ! THEY USE VIDEO GAME FOTAGE FOR THE ACTION SCENES, HOW PATHETIC ! Now if you want to see it as a funny movie and not as a horror movie (wich is suposed to be ) then go ahead cus' you gonna laugh your ass off with this movie!

Surviving the Game

Cool movie! Ice T showing some tallent. yeah right! lol just has some nice action thats all, nice action flick!


One of my all time favorite horror movies! This was the first horror movie I had seen when I was little, so till today I'm still afraid of closing the bathroom door, turning off the lights and saying in front of the mirror, Candyman 5 times! lol nah ! A must see! Cult classic at its best!


Kinda lame, the only reason I saw it was becuse Jean Reno was in it! He looked kool!


Personaly, I liked this movie. Is one of those movies that you ether love or hate. Remember its a remake/translation of the original janese movie "Kairo" meaning that the story might not have a lot of sence, but to me it delivers. Most people that bash this movie might do it becuase they are used to the "western" type of movies, they need a hero how saves the day, and the thing with most japanese movies, specialy horror movies, usualy dont have a hero that saves the day and thats one of the reasons why many people will bash the movie. So I'll say this if you didn't enjoy "The Grudge", or "The Ring 1 & 2" then save your money, on the contrair if you did like those movies go see it I know you will like it.

Now. . .

Do you want to see a ghost?_


Loved every minute of it. Story about a barbershop owner(Ice Cube) whos indept and is about to loose his business, makes a deal with the wrong guy. The story as well revolves around a pack of interesting characters how after a few minutes into the movie you start caring about, and you start to understand what they each go throu every day. This is not Soul Plane or Half Bait, this movie has a interesting story, is funny when it needs to be funny, and its serious when it needs to be serious. Great great great comedy, defenetly a must see and own!

A Clockwork Orange

Finaly got around watching this movie, and to tell you the truth, is one of those movies that you ether love or hate. Me, I loved it. You guys might want to check this one out!

Lucky Number Slevin

Absolutly loved it! Its a trip! You kinda figure out the whole movie from the start but you wanna keep watching just to see how everything unfolds. If you liked, The Professional, Pulp Fiction or amy "Hitman" related movies, then you realy gonna enjoy this one!

You, Me and Dupree

Owen is so funny! The movie stats rather slow but it starts picking up with the comedy, as you see Owen's character develop, you start finding out that even thow his kinda screwd up he's a very nice guy he just needs the right path.


Wasn't all that great, but still it has Will Ferrell and for that alone is woth watching. Nicole Kidman looks very cute in this movie, and you gotta love the way they tried to make Ferrell look "hot and sexy" it just make you laugh out loud (lol)

The Boondock Saints

Wow! This movie is hularious! And the best part is that Rohn Jerremy is in this movie and he didn't have to take his close off to show that he's got some tallent lol! Thanx Brady, movie was worth it! Ok I'll say it, FREAKEN LOVE IT! there are you happy! lol

PS. Poor cat, didn't have to die that way! LMAO!

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

Not as good as the first one! But still good!


"Want to talk about the Matrix?" Lol

Dunston Checks In

Here's that movie I confused with another one hehe!

Joe's Apartment

HELL YEAH ! It reminds me of my room! No im just kidding! Lol !


Wow! and to think this is based on an actual story! Tis lady was that crazy!

What a Girl Wants

Amanda Bynes is so cute, yes Im a guy who just said the word "cute" so what!

Not Another Teen Movie

yeah, not another teen movie thats exactly what I said!

See Spot Run
See Spot Run(2001)

I dont care what people say this movie rocks!

From Hell
From Hell(2001)

Need to see it again so i can rate it better!


Now here's a sweet movie. (sweet as in nice)


Nice consept. Like the whole world under water part!


Now here's a movie I thought I would never see untill I was bored one day and they were showing it on HBO! I sat down cus I saw Jeniffer Love Hugetits i mean Hewitt (I always get here name mixed up sorry!lol) anyways, I actualy liked this move it was funny and it shows how evil we humans can be!

2 Fast 2 Furious

What the hell happend! The cars were so hot but they only showed five seconds of each and then they all got destroid!

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th

Very nice for a TV movie spoof! Not bad!

Ghost Ship
Ghost Ship(2002)

Thow you gotta love the ending, wait did I just say you have to love the ending, but the ending sucke ass! lol


Adam Sandler shows us that he can do some drama and still be funny and witty! so prety and witty are we, oh sorry got drifted away by his song from Anger Manegment! lol

The Butterfly Effect

I realy dont like Ashton Kutcher to much but damn he earned my respect with this movie. Good job Ashtray i mean Ashton! lol (God how I hate his guts)

Final Destination 2

I gave it five stars but not because of how good the movie was but because how funny it was to me! I love the silly way people died in this movies part 1 and 2 damn I want to see part 3 to see how many sillier ways can one die! lol

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

I'll tell you how, just tell him you wont give him any sex AT ALL and that he's waisting his time with you ! Belive me that will work in les than 15 minutes ! That defenetly turns a guy off ! I'm a guy I know !

Cannibal Ferox

Sick! thats all it is, just sick! Nasty stuff happens, a guy gets his skull shopped off, the otherone gets his dick pull off and eaten by a cannibal while the guy is still alive. Still want to see it! Guess not! Thow it shows how cannibals realy live and survive, its just not for everyone. If you want to check it out anyways, good luck finding it, it was banned in Europe, and here its just hard to find. But watch the extras on the DVD, the director had to show that the stuff that he showed in the movie was fake because of how real it looked at times.

Muppet Treasure Island

I love the Muppets! Specialy Kermit the Frog!

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Now here's a quick lesson in spanish-to-english from Ricky Bobby.

Q: What does "Diablo" mean in english?
A: Some kind of fighting chicken!

R I G H T ! ! Lol Thats Will for you! And remember; "If you aint first, you are last!"
Classic Will Ferrell at his best. A must see if you are a Ferrell fan!

PS. The frensh guy is freaking hularious ! Ali G always funny!

Beverly Hills Ninja

Chris Farley! Thats all you need!

Batman Forever


The Little Mermaid

Its a girl's movie but it was ok. All Disneystuff is !

The Wizard of Oz

Perfect! Deffenetly a classic!

101 Dalmatians

Scince I look like one of them, I had to see it! Lol

The Cave
The Cave(2005)

Not bad! thats all I can say, not bad!

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D

This movie is kinda lame, but it's meant for kids so I guess thats why I thought of it that way! Still that Sharkdoy kid knows how to fight! Holly shit, he moves better than Neo from Matrix, this kid can fight! And LavaGirl is adorable, she looks so cute with the pink hair. Ohh dont forget George Lopez is in this movie and as always he is hularious! So the veredict is, if you have a little brother,sister,cusin or someone under 10 years old,(or atleast that has the mind of a 10 yearold like me lol) rent it and watch it with them you might get a few laughs.


Sweet movie about three diferent families going throu three diferent problems. A father who is to over protective over his daughter but forgets about his wife, the otherone has a kid with emotional problems that kinda reflect what he went trou when he was a kid and the otherone as a single mother with two teenage kids who are expiriensing life a little to early. Add a brother that is gonna get killed by gansters if he doesn't pay $26,000, and you have your tipical averege hispanic family! Lol A must see drama/comedy.

Are We There Yet?

This movie is actualy very funny! I thought that because Ice Cube was gonna be in a PG rated movie that he wouldnt be himself or less funny, but he wasn't he actualy did very good! So if you haven't seen it yet go to your nearest video store and rent it! "Are you there yet?" lol

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Cant say to much about the movie I got bored and stoped watching it half way, liked what I saw thou!

Secret Window

didn't care to much for it !

Fantastic Four

Even with my favorite hottie, Jessica Alba, in this movie didn't save it from being a bad movie. I liked the FX but the story was kinda messed up, thou I got it, it just wasn't right! It's deffenetly a rental, thou I own it because of Jessica (Lol) is in it, still might want to check it out. Is deffenetly better that The Hulk thats for sure!

Pet Sematary
Pet Sematary(1989)

Another cult classic that should be seen by everyone! Love it one of my favorites!

The Crow
The Crow(1994)

One of my favorie movies of all times!


Hell yeah ! Sexy, VERY VERY SEXY !

Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie

Fuking sweet ! I love Sonic ! Cool character !


Fucking scary! Cute, little, fuzzy, with small teeth and big mouths that eat you like you were nothing. Yeah, I was little when I saw this movie so of course it's gonna scare the crap out of me! Realy good flick check it out!

Mezzo Forte
Mezzo Forte(1998)

Wired ! Not for kids AT ALL ! 18 or older

The Legend of Speed (Lit feng chin che 2 gik chuk chuen suet)

ehh! It wasnt what I thought it would be. I was wating for something like Fast and the Furious with bikes and cars but it wasn't nothing like F&F.


This has to be the lamest movie I have ever seen !The FX were horroble even for a Hong Kong or Japanese movie, a porno has better actors and FX than this! Lol But for some reason it's kinda fun to watch just cus of the cheesiness of it!

Miami Vice
Miami Vice(2006)

I'm gonna recomend something, PLEASE save your money for this. This movie doesn't even come close to what the series was, they might as well could have called it CSI: Miami! Its an investigation movie, if at that, because the story is all messed up! And what's up with Farrell trying to act all macho !

The Corruptor

This movie is edgy, smart and it has a lot of "hit in the face" action! If you liked Tranning Day you must check this movie out ! Another under rated movie that a lot of people havent heard from but should have !

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"The answer to "What is Life?" is : 42! This movie is soo great I cant think why I took so long to see it ! Smart, Funny, just brilliant! A must see !

I have to add that this movie is so great that I wasnt even finished watching the movie and I had to comment on it right away thats how much I liked it !

House of 1000 Corpses

I thought it was funny more than scary! Thats just me thou! I like Rob Zombie and his music but he should stick to making music.

The Good Son
The Good Son(1993)

Who would have tought that Macaulay Culkin is brilliant as a psyco kid. This is a sleeper hit that not many people have seen but they should.

Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest(1999)

Tim Allen can be funny, when they pay him some good money! Not here thou! This movie SUX

Freaky Friday

It was ok ! The reason I saw it was because of Lindsay Lohan she's hot ! I'm a guy cut me a break!

Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie

This has to be the best street Fighter movie done so far. There are a few like the SF Alpha and the live action SF Movie but this is by far the best one. besides in the american vesion the have the theme Blind from Korn on the credits! HELL YEAH !

I, Robot
I, Robot(2004)

This movie would be perfect to describe what happened before the matrix! of course with the deference that humans must die in I, Robot. Same with the Terminator trilogy


Awsome anime! Kinda like The Proffesional. A little orphan girl is trained to be a hitman (or hitgirl) by a crooked cop. Later she finds out that her master was the one how killed her parents she desides to do what she does best.

There is a "HENTAI" version of this so watch out if you gonna let sone kids watch it with you. Is the same movie but uncut and when i mean uncut it is uncut, sex scenes show A LOT! The cover of the "porn" version has the girl (Kite) standing up coverd in bandages.

The Parent Trap

This has to be the most adorable kid you ever saw !(YES I SAID ADORABLE) Lindsay realy shows here that she knows how to act.


Now here's a fresh idea! Take a young firefighter and have him comunicate with his already dead father throu a old frequency radio that his father left him! When they realise that they are talking to each other they deside to straight some stuff up and that's where the movie kicks in ! Defenetly a must see!

Super Mario Bros.

It wasn't even close to the game at all! And i think they could have casted Ron Jeremy for the role of Mario cus' he looks justt like him!

Problem Child

It reminds me of me!

Faces of Death

This is not for the weak hearted or the esaily offended or discusted! BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS! This movie will discuse any person. If you love gore in movies this is defenetly a must see. WARNING THEY SAY IN THE REVIEW THAT THIS IS A MIX OF REAL WITH FAKE BUT YOU WILL NOTICE THE DIFERENCE! And if you like it see Traces of Death! Even worse that this! They have a whole series of this stuff !




You can see what they were trying to get to with this movie, but when you watch this movie if feels like an USA Network or Spike TV movie. For a better sotryline and very similar action watch Equilibrium ! Once you see Equilibrium you'll undestand where all of the action scenes from Ultra came out from!


Just watch it! You'll love it believe me! A husband gets a crazy idea to help pay for some money problems. He gets two thugs to kidnap his wife , and call his wife's father to pay up for the ransom. A lot of twist and turns that will keep you guessing how it will all end.

The Kid
The Kid(2000)

Sweet story about a old man who gets a chance at seeing himself as a kid again and help him self to make some "left" "right"

Battle Royale

If you want to see something VERY DIFFERENT then give this a try! Nice thriller! When parent dont trust their oun kids an viseversa all hell breaks loose ! The only way parents think they can staighten up thier kids is with the Battle Royale survival program.

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Holly Shit ! the girl with a penis as a nose ! Thats just wrong! And when she sneses oohhhhhh! ! !

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas

Wasn't as good as the first one. And since when is Barney taller that Fred !?


Hell yeah ! Rodin Williams as Popeye ! HELL YEAH ! This is one of my childhood favorites, I loved Popeye as a child and still love his chicken too! Lol I heard someone wants to do a remake so lest see ! I'm up for it !

The Pacifier
The Pacifier(2005)

It wasnt bad but to much Vin Disel going on.

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

If you loved the movie you have to see this series! A must own!

The Medallion

Jackie Chan rocks no matter what movie he's in !

Shin kid senki Gundam W: Endless Waltz (Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz )

I love Gundam Wing ! Endless Waltz is like most OVA's that kinda resume what happend during the actual series, but they change the story and the characters a bit. Still worth checking out. If you love great anime, great action and J-Pop then you are in for a treat !

High Crimes
High Crimes(2002)

Ashley Judd is one of the greatest actresses out there! She rocks!

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

I saw it and it sux balls ! No but for real, nice try but just not well put together, not even Angelina or Jude can save this from being a bore fest ! Yes I tought it sux balls and very deep ! Lol Sorry for the people that liked it but I didn't.

Sky High
Sky High(2005)

Not as good as Superman or Julk on the special FX but its fun to watch ! ohh you gotta love Mayenta and here power ! soo kool ! ! Lol

The Jetsons
The Jetsons(1990)

The Jetsons how can you hate 'em ! Love this movie !

Bruce Almighty

I think that this movie has a great messege ! Don't ask for what you want go get it!


You gotta love the song ! This movie was very cool! and I love dogs, my favorite animal !

Monkey Trouble

Thou not sure ? Is this the one with the monkey and a hotel building!?!


What a cast ! ! ! ! WOW ! ! ! Great crime/drama flick! Defenetly a must see!


It's all about the action ! Nice action but unessesary camera angels.

Fair Game
Fair Game(1995)

Kinda sexy that's all ! Sex on a train cart that was cool! Lol


"You go 90% I go the other 10, but you dont go all the way to 100% ! " Lol


Even thou the cast in this movie is a bunch of old hacks (Lol) this movie is realy realy good ! How they get away with the heist at the end of the movie, holly shit !

The Chase
The Chase(1994)

The first time I saw sex on a movie and they were having it in a car while driving on a high speed chase, impresive Sheen, only you can do something like that ! Lol

Milk Money
Milk Money(1994)

Sweet film in a twisted kinda way! I mean, the kid pays to se his future mom naked! That defenetly has to be twisted! Lol

Eyes Wide Shut

Just wired ! But they could have done "Parris Hilton" type of movie instead of this one! Could have saved a lot of money by switching to Gaico! Lol Wasn't that what they were trying to do an "R" rated version of them having sex!


NAHH ! Unless a SNL or a Jimmy Fallon fan, skip this one. Don't get me wrong I love SNL but this movie wasn't that funny.

Street Fighter

For us Puerto Ricans, this movie was the last we saw of Raul Julia before he past away from cancer. For those of you how don't know him well he played Mr. Bison in this movie.Only for this reason I gave it 5 stars. One of our greatest actors of all times. Oherwise the actual movie sucked ass !

The Negotiator

Love this movie ! Kevin and Sammuel are great together!

I Spy
I Spy(2002)

Owen and Murphy who would have tought!?

The Sum of All Fears

Nice movie! Deals with whats going on the world today.

RoboCop 3
RoboCop 3(1993)

What the hell happened!? Robocop flying! ! !


yeah! it's a regular movie but still worth the watch !

Star Trek - Nemesis

Not a big Star Trek fan my self but this movie had some sweet special FX !

Short Circuit

One of my all time favorites! This movie is great! See it !

Three Men and a Little Lady

How can you hate this movie!

Dracula - Dead and Loving It

Not one of Leslie's stong movies but still worth the watch!

Brown Sugar
Brown Sugar(2002)

Nice love story

Little Shop of Horrors

For a musical this movie is great ! A must see!

Little Giants

"the anexation of Puerto Rico" I still wonder what that was all about!

Captain America

Preaty decent for the time that the movie was released !


Marilyn Manson's wife is in this movie ! She's hot !


This movie will remind you of Burce Almaighty but then it turns on you with a greedy storyline but you gotta watch the movie if you want details on that. This movie in the contrair , goes with the jokes that Bruce Almighty wanted to do but couldn't. A MUST SEE!

Tank Girl
Tank Girl(1995)

Punky flick ! the chick from this movie will remind you of Gween Stephanie !


Before American Pie and Scary Movie there was Porky's and man this movie is funny !

WarGames (War Games)

Tis movie was kinda ahead of it's time ! Very good movie

Dangerous Minds

The theme song for the movie is what I realy love "Gansta Paradise" By Coolio

Appurushdo (Appleseed)

Thou I have the movie I didn't finish watching it so therefore I can't say anithing bad about it ! I will umdate later with the complete review !

Ski School 2
Ski School 2(1994)

Mainly a guys movie! For hornytoads ! And I know what you're thinking but when I saw it I was like 15 years old or so ! Lol :)

The Goonies
The Goonies(1985)

This movie had everything I wanted to do as a kid !

Mean Girls
Mean Girls(2004)

"I want my pink shirt back! You hear me!"Lol It's all about the "word vomit" and the hotties ! ! ! Lol

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

Was this movie for kids!!! There are alot of grown ups jokes in this movie!

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

I liked it better than the first one. This one had all the monsters I remember from the cartoons !


What the hell was Arnold thinking when he signed up for this movie " Yes I would look great with a belly" Lol

Star Wars: Clone Wars - Volume 1

This is a mini-series of episodes that were made for Cartoon Network each episode running for about 3 to 5 minutes each. This tell you what was going on from Star Wars Episode 2 to Episode 3. There's some interesting stuff on these episodes and it shows where they got the idea for General Grievous he's sooo cool ! If you are a Star Wars fan then you should deffenetly check this out !

Kindergarten Cop

Sweet movie about a under-cover cop that's trying to catch a criminal and falls in love with his under-cover job.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

This has to be the best movie James Cameron has ever directed (excludding Titanic)

The Terminator

I think that Terminator 2 was defenetly the best Terminator movie of the three !

Conan the Barbarian

This movie is as old as I am ! Like you care ! Lol

The Indian in the Cupboard

Holly crap ! Someone just reminded me about this movie ! THis movie should be a cult classic ! Great flick!


Ah ! It's a girly movie but it was ok!

Pokemon the First Movie - Mewtwo vs. Mew

Can't remember if this is the first movie or is there anotherone ! If someone can answer me this I would be greatful ! Nice FX on this movie !

Arlington Road

First than nothing there are no heroes in this movie. I might be telling the hole movie right here but, the villan actually wins at the end he gets what he was aiming at and no one can stop him. This is probably why a lot of people haven't heard about this great suspence-thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat from bigining to end. There was no way to market this movie so it just went under the radar of a lot of people. This movie will make you think twice about your next door naighbors!

Pokemon - The Movie 2000

Yes ! I saw the Pokemon Movies I was part of the craze ! And yes I liked the movie ! So what ! Lol

Chasing Papi
Chasing Papi(2003)

This movie is actually kinda funny !

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

Lisa Kudrow dudes ! She's a funny girl !


It's an OK movie if you like bikes!

Stephen King's It

This movie made me have nightmares for years! I couldn't look at a clown the same way after this movie ! Of course I was little when I first saw it so I don't think I'm afraid of clowns anymore! (or am I ?) Lol

Stephen King's The Stand

This is a must see mini-series

Gone in 60 Seconds (Gone in Sixty Seconds)

Sweet cars and hot Angelina what else do you need!

Biker Boyz
Biker Boyz(2003)

I thought it was preaty good !


Nice effects but bad story

The Thing
The Thing(1982)

This movie is GREAT ! Lots of chills and gore ! Nice!

Executive Decision

Steven Seagal dies at the bigining of the movie do I need to say more !

Captain Ron
Captain Ron(1992)

Once again Perto Rico ! HELL YEAH ! ! ! Still a very funny movie !

Passenger 57
Passenger 57(1992)

Now, this is what they should do in flights, have Snipes take care of the situation !


Mindless action indeed , but still fucking great !


Now this was a great duo and a great movie ! And even more when part of the movie was filmed in Puerto Rico ! ! Hell yeah bitches !

Tango & Cash
Tango & Cash(1989)

I don't care what you think about this movie when I saw this movie I wanted to become a undercover cop just to do what this guys do in this movie! Of course I was little about 12, 13 years old when I saw it ! Lol Still is a nice action flick


This is a sorry movie but when there's nothing else to watch on HBO it kicks ass!

Black Sheep
Black Sheep(1996)

Man how I miss Chris Farley.

Boogie Nights

Sexualy thrilling !

Ice Age
Ice Age(2002)

The cast was good ! John Lenguezamo is freaking hularious !


I still preffer the original one but for a TV movie it was preaty good.


Everyone has to see this movie even if you hate musicals !

The General's Daughter

Very nice twist and turns in the story will keep you guessing !

X-Men: The Last Stand

Wasn't as good as the other 2 it had something missing. . . YES I know GAMBIT !

Superman Returns

This movie rocks! DC Comics is realy doing good with their movies lately~! Fist Constantine then Batman Bigins and now Superman Returns ! And what a return! Defenetly a must see ! ! !


I don't hate Ben but he wasn't the right guy for this role.

The Blair Witch Project

You wait and you wait and you wait and then its over !

Freddy Got Fingered

Tom Green can be funny but this movie is for pod heads ! sorry !

War of the Worlds

See I rather see the original version insted of this peace of crap! At least the original BLACK & WHITE movie had a storyline! The only good thing about this movie is the special effects.

Jason X
Jason X(2002)

WTF ! ! ! Jason in Space ! ! ! WHAT THE FUCK ! ! !

The Hunted
The Hunted(2003)

Exellent ! A Must See Movie !

Kate & Leopold

Didn't see the hole movie (saw it on HBO) but it was kinda funny !

Hollywood Homicide

This movie was kind of patetic !

Charlie's Angels

First one was good, part two sux ass ! ! !

Bad Girls
Bad Girls(1994)

I think I saw this one. . . not sure thou !

Titan A.E.
Titan A.E.(2000)

This movie Rocked! !

Riding in Cars With Boys

This is actualy a preaty good movie ! I love Drew !

Ichi the Killer (Koroshiya 1)

VERY VERY TWISTED ! I Love It ! ! ! !


Very cool movie !

Mission: Impossible 2

I love John Woo films but this movie just wasn't all that exiting !


American version of "the Mariachi" but ass good as the original.

El Mariachi
El Mariachi(1993)

This is a great "matine del domingo" if you come from a hispanic country you'll undestand what I mean! Lol