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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Jingle All the Way

All that for a dumb toy. Sheesh

Signs
Signs(2002)

it still scares me.

The Wedding Singer

I love drew berry more and adam sandler.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

haha the mom in the movie is awesome.

The Waterboy
The Waterboy(1998)

the best is when his sheets have pee stains on them and they are hanging out to dry while is date is there.

You've Got Mail

It was just a bit boring.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
½

It fulfilled my imagination. Dumbledor was casted perfect.

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump(1994)

mamma always says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
½

All the books are 10 times better

The Skeleton Key
½

The vudu stuff was crazy and its kinda dumb cuz it doesn't have that happy of an ending.

War of the Worlds

I thought it was pretty good. It was intense and the robots squirting blood every where was gross.

Bewitched
Bewitched(2005)

This was cute. Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman was an interesting mix.

White Chicks
White Chicks(2004)
½

laughed my face off.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
½

Austin Powers movies make me happy.

Lilo & Stitch
½

Lilo and stitch are funny together.

Dumb and Dumber
½

hahaha is all I can say.

Rent
Rent(2005)
½

I like the music more than the story line.

Bad News Bears
½

This movie cracks me up!

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Alexis bledel, I love her. and this movie. To bad my friends and I don't have that relationship.

Bridge to Terabithia

This is so sad. :( I cried

The Holiday
The Holiday(2006)

loved It. I thought it was going to suck because Jack Black was serious but it turned out really good. He can play any part he wants and rock at it.

Sleeping Beauty

Maleficent is the best disney villan.

Armageddon
Armageddon(1998)

Its so cute when he sings "leaving on a jet plane" to her.

Breakfast at Tiffany's
½

I dind't really get the point. its not as good as everyone says it is.

Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn(2003)

Freakin scary the first two times and after that its just hillarious

The Jacket
The Jacket(2005)

This movie was weird.

The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

This movie is so stupid it makes me laugh then I think of why I'm laughing and I stop.

One Fine Day
One Fine Day(1996)
½

love it! George Clooney is a HOT old guy!

Gremlins
Gremlins(1984)

It's supose to be scary but it is wicked funny cuz it si so old. Teh second one is better.

The Flintstones
½

Viva Rock Vegas is the best one.

Hope Floats
Hope Floats(1998)

Sandra Bullock rocks my socks off

Annie
Annie(1982)

Makes you wish you were an orphan so that a millionair will adopt you.

Knight's Tale

sad day heath ledgers dead now.

The Mask
The Mask(1994)

don't cha just love jim carry?

Charlie's Angels

The casting was perfect in this movie. The action was awesome.

Dr. No
Dr. No(1962)

This movie is long

Bring It On
Bring It On(2000)

This makes me wish I was a cheerleader. lol

Freaky Friday

Lindsay Lohan used to be so cute but now shes a dumbie.

Troop Beverly Hills

I crack up at this movie so bad even though its cheesey.

The Sandlot
The Sandlot(1993)

The greatest baseball movie ever.

Grease
Grease(1978)

K the best made in the 80's musical.

Chocolat
Chocolat(2000)

Amazing romantic drama with a good moral to it.

The Incredibles

Haha way good and intense especially for a cartoon.

Beauty and the Beast

One of my favorite didney movies.

Thumbelina
Thumbelina(1994)

very imaginative movie.

Cinderella
Cinderella(1994)

The best song is a dream is a wish.

Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins(1964)

Mary Poppins is perfect in every single way.

Alice in Wonderland

This movie didn't scare me when I was a kid like it did everyone else.

Hercules
Hercules(1997)

When Hercules is a babe is my fave.

An Extremely Goofy Movie

Way exstreamly good soundtrack. But the first one was better.

The Ten Commandments

Really really really long. and slightly cheesey

Balto
Balto(1995)

I used to love this movie cuz of the nothern lights part.

Charlotte's Web

This is the best cartoon ever.

Pocahontas
Pocahontas(1995)

I like this cuz its the only princess movie set in america.

Oliver & Company

My fave part is when the stuck up purple dog is singing out her window and all the other dogs are trying to climb through her window.

Spirit - Stallion of the Cimarron

K this movie was cool even though there weren't many words

Tarzan
Tarzan(1999)

Tarzan Jungle man swinging from a rubberband slipped fell broke his butt what color is his blood?

Fantasia 2000

The first one was better

The Emperor's New Groove

Ms. Mickleson looks like Ezma. lol

Lady and the Tramp

The spagetti part is really cute.

The Sword in the Stone

When I was younger I thought it was boring, but now I love it.

Aladdin
Aladdin(1992)

All didney movies are awesome.

The Jungle Book

my nephew looks like moglie

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

I love Snow Whites old time voice and I don't care that everyone else doesn't.

Red Eye
Red Eye(2005)

Its pretty dang suspensful

Batman Begins

Really good! Probalby one of my favorite movies

The Interpreter
½

it was really intense

Australia
Australia(2008)
½

Hugh Grant is basically a sexy beast. Australia is epic. I love the little boy in it he is a freakin cutie pie. There was great actors and they were all cast perfectly.

Laws of Attraction
½

I thought it was gonna be cuter.

Twilight
Twilight(2008)

Rachelle Lefevre was the best actor in Twilight. The director totally sucked! The lines were rushed and said without meaning. They also rushed through scenes and thought that if you put a bunch of music over important edward and bella bonding time they were cooler. Which they weren't. It was just plain sloppy and way too short. They could have made the movie an half hour longer so that it wouldn't feel rushed.

Get Smart
Get Smart(2008)

They definately captured the funny factor. Steve Carell makes my day.

WALL-E
WALL-E(2008)

I didn't know robots could be so dang cute. And I love the fat people. hahaha

Transformers
Transformers(2007)

This movie is really super awesome. Shia La Beof is such a hot nerd.

Pretty in Pink
½

hey it was lame but, all of her teenage movies are.

P.S. I Love You

I cried the entire time :(

Parent Trap II

Way better than the Lindsey Lohan one

Little Women
Little Women(1933)

gotta love the old school movies

Waitress
Waitress(2007)

Very cute and a new kind of humor

10,000 B.C.
10,000 B.C.(2008)
½

Could have been more intense and could have had a better script. It isn't what we expected. Kind of like the Village. The previews made it look like a horror but it was a mystery. 10, 000 B.C. looked like an epic movie but it was a love story.

Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!
½

Not that good but had a couple of good lines.

August Rush
August Rush(2007)

Terrific movie. Music will start to hit you in a different way. Freddie Highmore is once again awesome.

Enchanted
Enchanted(2007)

I absolutly love this move. I have never narrowed my favorite movie down to one until now! Wahhhh I have the soundtrack. This movie is what every girl has been longing for.

Nancy Drew
Nancy Drew(2007)
½

I loved the books. I love Emma Roberts, and I liked the movie. It would have been better as a tv series.

Alvin and the Chipmunks
½

Theodore is my fave. He is so chunky. I love it! But when Dave says Allllvin the second time it is really annoying!

The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

It was so cute and some of it was really depressing. But I still liked it. Great for little kids.

Leatherheads
Leatherheads(2008)

You know I love my George Clooney and Rene Zellweger...and jim from the office, but this movie was only sort of funny.

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

Honestly I have never beem more scared im my life. It was so intense. Screamed about six times and didn't sleep well for two weeks.

The Devil Wears Prada

This was the bestmovie I have seen in a while. It leaves you feeling warm and cozy.

50 First Dates
½

Never thought I would see Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in a movie together.

Mr. Deeds
Mr. Deeds(2002)

There has been better Happy Madison frlms. But Adam Sandler is still my fav comedian.

Stardust
Stardust(2007)

You gotta love the dead guys!

Becoming Jane

I loved this because it was so simple and they didn't add a bunch of made up crap to it. Anne Hathaway also creates the perfect secret kissing scene.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
½

k Adam Sandler is the BESt! Happy Gilmore movies are always the most hilarious! When the little girl gets stuck in the toilet. man hahhaha

Catch and Release

some funny parts but it was mostly boring.

Employee of the Month

its ok. I love their club house!

Open Season
Open Season(2006)
½

There are better cartoons. but it is still cute. only a one time watch kind of movie though

Accepted
Accepted(2006)
½

This is what I wanna do. That would be sweet

Poseidon
Poseidon(2006)
½

The remake is even more gay than the first one. I didn't know anyone could achieve that level of gayness

The Benchwarmers

my fav part is when the stupid kid says that macaroni makes his pee pee small. hahhahhaha

Final Destination 2

I think the main girl is way better than the actors in the othe two.

Final Destination 3

eh the second one is better.

Big Momma's House 2
½

It is actually funnier than the first.

The Breakfast Club
½

this is the best 80's movie. I love watching it on T.V. because they bleep out the swear words and it makes it ridiculously funny.

Girl, Interrupted
½

I find this kinda stupid and I don't know why everyone thinks it is soooo good.

Cold Mountain
½

Depressing but inspires me to live on cuz my llife is not all that sucky in comparison.

Sleepy Hollow
½

K I don' t know why I wanted to see this. It is so weird it is disturbing.

Love Actually

This is such a cutsie love movie. The little boy is my favorite when he runs after the American girl.

Garden State
Garden State(2004)

The hampster cage part gets me everytime. I love Natalie Portman

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

It's a witch! And how do we know she's a witch?

Intolerable Cruelty

It's okay. I've seen better chick flicks. It's a little too short.

Bride and Prejudice

It's super funny but could have been more funny

Hairspray
Hairspray(2007)

K this musical makes me so happy. John Travolta does an awesome job playing a woman. I am so buying this

Nacho Libre
Nacho Libre(2006)

Monte is escletes and I am incarnacio! This movie is awesome. Honestly who doesn't like Nachoooooooooooo! xoXoooooxxxoxoxoxOXOxoxXXXOOOxo

Flushed Away
Flushed Away(2006)

"We Surrender" hahahaha This is my favorite movie. I love it. Made me laugh my head off. The singing slugs are the BEST.

Ella Enchanted

Anne Hathaway is one of my favs. You know I like this movie cuz her name is ella and the word enchanted makes everything magical. This is the perfect fairytale movie!

Braveheart
Braveheart(1995)

Very powerful and inspiring. Some sweet accents and action and seeing Mel Gibsons bum is always a plus.

Pride and Prejudice

I seriously do love love love this movie. I watch it religiously! It is so cute and the book is also amazing!

Pretty Woman
Pretty Woman(1990)

Of coarse this movie is every girls favorite Julia Roberts show!

Halloween H2O

Extreamly lame the others are better.

Halloween
Halloween(1978)

Good horror film but I don't like it cuz it is scary.

Halloween - The Curse of Michael Myers (Halloween 6)
½

Even though its old and it's the sixth one it is pretty scary. I no likey

American Dreamz
½

That's Dreamz with a "Z!" Perfect comedy to make fun of American Idol.

The Painted Veil

I don't know why no one has heard of this movie it is so good! No it's Great!

The Graduate
The Graduate(1967)
½

My mom and sister think this movie is so funny. I found it to be disturbing. Who in the world wants to seen an old lady naked with bad tanlines?! Also the guy always looks dirty and greasy. sick. Atleast now I know where all the Mrs. Robinson jokes come from.

West Side Story

Some of the best dance chorography ever!

10 Things I Hate About You

love the kid with the goggles

Thoroughly Modern Millie

good one. It has the old movie kind of humor especially at the begining. haha

Singin' in the Rain

Debbie Reynolds is so cute I love her.

White Christmas
½

Super cute movie. If only falling in love was that easy.

101 Dalmatians

I used to have 101 dalmations clothes in kindergarten

101 Dalmatians

Even though Cuila Devil is evil she still has awesome hair

The Rookie
The Rookie(2002)
½

Good for the heart kind a movie.

High School Musical 2
½

The first one it ten times better. This one just sucked big time.

High School Musical
½

Zac Effron is so effin hot!

Elizabeth
Elizabeth(1998)

Mostly historically correct. Its deep.

The Queen
The Queen(2006)

not bad. Its depressing though. Fantastic ending.

Oliver Twist
Oliver Twist(1997)
½

you know I was scared of this movie when I was younger the orphanage people are scary.

Brigadoon
Brigadoon(1954)

Gene Kelly is the most awesome dancin' singin' machine! Brigadoon is a great love story musical!

South Pacific
½

There are better musicals out there.

Funny Girl
Funny Girl(1968)

I love Barbra. She is Amazing! Funny Girl is kinda depressing towards the end just fizzles down to boring. Whereas in the begining of the movie it is funny and romantic.

Music and Lyrics

ok Hugh Grant is the most ugly-sexy man alive! He is fabulous in this dancing singing chick flick and of coarse Drew Barrymore completes it all.

Disturbia
Disturbia(2007)
½

It's not as good as everyone plays it up to be. but still good.

Breakin' 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Kenny calls this a "Danceical!" The most awesome 80's dance movie ever made!

V for Vendetta

It's amazing I've never seen anything like it. It's so real and convincing. It scares me even.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

I was giggleing all through the movie. I am not sure why it was so funny at the time. afterwards everyone was glaring at us. o well

Rigoletto
Rigoletto(1993)

I love the story even though it has a little bit of cheesy acting.

Mobsters and Mormons

This is exactly how it is when a new family from the east coast moves in and they are non members. hahaha man that is great.

Rugrats in Paris - The Movie

Still makes me laugh. Chuckie is so adorable.

The Rugrats Movie

Do you remember when Rugrats was the coolest show ever.

Because I Said So
½

Oh my goodness does my mother do very similar things to me. I can relate so bad to this movie that it is not even funny!!!!!

Stomp the Yard

I only saw the ending and it looked good.

Déjà Vu
Déjà Vu(2006)

Excelent! I havn't seen a movie this good in a very long time. The detective movies are my fav because you can try and figure it out on your own but when there is good actors you never get it right; it keeps you guessing.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

loved it even though I havnt seen the first one.

Bye Bye Birdie

A little anoying her voice is just to idk.

Saints and Soldiers

Amazing thats all I can say

The Witches
The Witches(1990)
½

Until I saw this I wanted purple eyes.

To Kill A Mockingbird

great black and white movie.

Return to Oz
Return to Oz(1985)

not as good as the first of course but okay now when I watch it. But when I was little the part with the heads scared me really bad.

Twins
Twins(1988)

I hate this movie that short guy drives me up a wall!!!!!!

Arthur and the Invisibles (Arthur and the Minimoys)

something new and fresh probably one of my favotite movies now.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

from what I was awake for I thought it was an excellent movie. The best part is when Elizabeth and will get married!

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea

it wishes it could be as good as the first.

Chicken Little

The sky is falling.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Terrific way better than the first.

Daredevil
Daredevil(2003)

some nice action

Coneheads
Coneheads(1993)

hahahhaah this movie creeps me out in a funny sort of way.

Speed
Speed(1994)

ooo yeah Sandra Bullock

Hotel Rwanda
Hotel Rwanda(2004)

hey wee watching this in school tomarrow.

Superman Returns

I didn't think this was goig to be good because most sequils, lets just say it, suck. It wasn't over powering and didn't try to be better than the first so it all worked out. The only thing bugging me throughout the movie was I kept wishing that Lois was played by Rachel McAdams and not Kate Bosworth.

A Christmas Carol

Annoys the crap out of me.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

Only the old ones are wicked awesome the new one is only awesome.

The Mummy
The Mummy(1999)
½

It gets boring after the first couple of times.

Meet the Parents

Ben stiller good man.

Peter Pan
Peter Pan(1953)

DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Think of happy thoughts!

The Mask of Zorro

didn't I already write a reviw for this one?

The Brothers Grimm

New kind of fairy tale. It's nice to have a new sort.

Crash
Crash(2004)

oo so good really sad and brutal.

Hook
Hook(1991)

Robin Williams very funny! Hook! Hook! Hook!

Alice in Wonderland

My friends think this is creepy but I never noticed it.

Madagascar
Madagascar(2005)

I like to move it move it.

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

I watched this when I was a kid

The Legend of Zorro

Adventurous...just my type.

Taxi
Taxi(2004)
½

Its not as funny as I thought it was going to be.

Dead Poets Society

Amazing ending! Robin Williams is a great serious actor but can also be a comedian.

Freedom Writers

This movie shows that everyone has potential to be great. We can all get along and we are not all that different

Clue
Clue(1985)

This movie is so old school

The Great Mouse Detective

When I was a little girl I thought this was the best movie of all time!

The King and I

Love it. Well actually I have a love for all musicals.

What About Bob?

"Roses are red violets are blue I am scitzophrenic and so am I."

Now and Then
Now and Then(1995)

Pretty good but I am not exactly favoring Rosie O'Donnell right now.

Little Black Book
½

Good for a chick flick

Happy Feet
Happy Feet(2006)

I love the beat, the soundtrack, and it's super cute!

Elizabethtown

cute, could have been better.

A Christmas Carol

The only good one is with the Muppets.

Man of the House

I used to watch this movie in the 90"s all the time.

Pete's Dragon

I crack up at the part when he leaves giant footprints in the wet cement.

Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!

wow I forgot about this movie

The Ant Bully

It didn't look good but it is!

Tuck Everlasting

made me cry I wish she drank the water but then again I don't

Eragon
Eragon(2006)

Coulsd Have been better. Holy cow is that guy hot though

The Italian Job

I wish I could pull of something like that.

Three Amigos!

good old funny stuff

Barnyard
Barnyard(2006)

I thought it was going to be better. It was just ok

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!! I love the baby Jesus part

Click
Click(2006)

Made me cry and laugh! These type of movies are my favorite. I love Adam Sandler.

John Tucker Must Die

I would so do this to a boy I hated. This movie is pretty funny!

The Break-Up
The Break-Up(2006)

I love Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn to death but lets just say I fell asleep during the movie. That NEVER happens to me!

Santa Claus: The Movie
½

Santa clause was kind of lame. Don't get this confused with "The Santa Clause" That movie is really good.

Bobby
Bobby(2006)

Really good history of america type movie. Although I was the youngest in the theater I enjoyed this depressing story about Robert Kennedy and the people that were affected by his death. Lindsey Lohan was in it. I was surprise how good of a job she did. She hasn't been in a good movie in a while or at least acted good.

Raising Helen

Kate Hudson is so dang cute. I want her hair. The movie was cute too.

Alex & Emma
Alex & Emma(2003)

I like this because it is the old mixed with the new. I also like how the story goes in and out of his head.

Just Like Heaven

I don't get how she can sit in the truck.

The Notebook
The Notebook(2004)

Jack Nicholson is a great author.

Billy Madison

Stop looking at me swan!

Anna and the King
½

I can't believe they chop off those lovers heads.

Alice in Wonderland
½

I saw the english people version of this it is so cheesey.

Akeelah and the Bee

She is wicked cool. I know I can't spell like that.

She's the Man

Word G Man. I gotta life time a knowlege.

Beauty & the Beast

Bonjour! Good day how is your family? Bonjour good day how is your wife?

A Goofy Movie

Way good Sound track.

Cinderella
Cinderella(1950)

Bibity bobity Boo!

Shrek
Shrek(2001)

Donkey is my favorite

Finding Neverland

Fariiytail movies make me happy

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

I want a flying car that can float too.

What a Girl Wants

I want to have her life.

Beaches
Beaches(1988)

Sad don't watch it.

National Treasure

History movies are good.

Pinocchio
Pinocchio(1940)

I used to be scared of the donkeys and the whale.

Never Been Kissed

ahh can someone say romantic. Best romantic comedy ever.

Anastasia
Anastasia(1997)

The book is so sad so I stick to the movie version. Plus in the end of the book they say there was one body unaccounted for you never know Anastasia could have gotten away. Or her sister.

The Wedding Planner

I basical love this movie.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

This movie is AMAZING! I like the books too.

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

I will not eat cat poop. Ok if I eat the **** will you bring me a stake? no. Please. ok

My Fair Lady
My Fair Lady(1964)

Is way cool. Mr. Higgins makes me laugh he is so gay.

Elf
Elf(2003)

My favorite part is where he eats the cotton balls.

The Little Mermaid

So good just like every Disney movie is.

The Patriot
The Patriot(2000)

I like these history movies.

Duplex
Duplex(2003)

I would kill myself if this happend to me.

The Wizard of Oz

Follow the yellow brick road.

Remember the Titans

Your typical movie about whites and blacks working together

Nanny McPhee
Nanny McPhee(2006)

I like how magical it all is. And for those that think it is a copy of Mary Poppins it's not. They are way different.

FernGully - The Last Rainforest

I love this movie I wish I owned it.

The Secret Garden

I hate how they scream throughout the movie.

Cinderella Man

I thought this was gonna be another dumb boxing show but it wasn't just about the boxing it was about loving your family.

The Lake House

so good! If you can't follow movies well watch it a couple of times.

Stick It
Stick It(2006)

That girl makes me laugh

The Illusionist

Pay very close attention or you wont get it.

Crossroads
Crossroads(2002)
½

Brittney Spears was like so cool you guys know it too.

Hello, Dolly!

This was my favorite movie when I was like 6 or 7. I would make my sister watch it with me.

White Oleander

so sad and depressing

Ring Two
Ring Two(2005)

The end is awesome but overall the movie wasnt that scary.

Carrie
Carrie(2002)
½

the pigs blood part is so gross.

It Takes Two
It Takes Two(1995)

Best Mary-Kate and Ashley movie ever

Blank Check
Blank Check(1994)

that kid is awesome

One Hour Photo
½

This show is so creepy! eww

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

I had to start this movie over 5 times and have only gotten through it once.

The Family Man

kinda confusing at first

While You Were Sleeping

I could watch this movie over an over again.

Snow Dogs
Snow Dogs(2002)

that guy is pretty funny!

Failure to Launch

this is kinda like my brother!

Date Movie
Date Movie(2006)

I want to see this way bad

The Lost World - Jurassic Park

this one is okay but can never beat the first.

Jurassic Park

The dinosaurs on here look more real than the ones on King kong

King Kong
King Kong(2005)
½

King kong could have been way better if they didn't add all that extra stuff into it.

Eight Legged Freaks

This movie is so freakin cheesey

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
½

second movies just suck! Stop making them

Miss Congeniality

Sandra Bullock rocks the house!

Mrs. Doubtfire

ahhh I love this movie it is hillarious

Home Alone
Home Alone(1990)
½

it's good around the holidays

Jaws
Jaws(1975)

This is the only good one.

Happy Gilmore

Adam Sandler is one of the best

Flightplan
Flightplan(2005)
½

could have been better

Fahrenheit 9/11

That guy is a moron.

When a Stranger Calls

This movie is freakin scary

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

The first one is way better

Gone With the Wind

This movie is long and very depressing

Spice World
Spice World(1998)

one of my all time favorites!

Hidalgo
Hidalgo(2004)

I tried to get through this movie like 10 times

Sixteen Candles

Worst movie ever made!

Uncle Buck
Uncle Buck(1989)

I hate this movie

Stephen King's It

All the balloons float down here Georgie. All the balloons

Mean Girls
Mean Girls(2004)

I can't go to Taco Bell Karen. I am on a diet. Gosh your so stupid.

Bridget Jones's Diary

so Hillarious I like it just the way it is.

Fever Pitch
Fever Pitch(2005)
½

I love the Red Sox!

Barbie of Swan Lake
½

OMG I love the Barbie movies!