blackesteyes1's Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Dawn of the Dead

if you havent seen this. go watch it before i slap you. hard.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
½

I love the turtles, but this was dire...

House of the Dead 2

Watchable just because its so damn cheesy

DOA: Dead or Alive
½

Some great fight scenes and it made a pretty good job of capturing the feel of the game, right down to the Beach Volleyball. If you liked Mortal Kombat you'll love it.

Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

Its very long, but its definatley worth sitting through. Possibly Better than both Oldboy and Sympathy for Mr Vengeance.

Orgazmo
Orgazmo(1998)
½

Matt n Trey are gods! Who else could make a movie about a Mormon-pornstar-superhero?!

Return to Oz
Return to Oz(1985)
½

This movie still creeps me out, i love it though.

Lost Highway
Lost Highway(1997)
½

Amazingly weird and brilliant. The soundtrack is awesome too.

Barb Wire
Barb Wire(1996)

Its a bit cheesy, but actually not as bad as it seems

Raw Deal
Raw Deal(1986)
½

Thsi film is funny as hell, its great!

The Hole
The Hole(2001)

this movie sucked. i mean not even Kiera Knightleys breasts could save it from major suckage.

Grosse Pointe Blank

Another classic Cusack movie, go buy it now.

High Fidelity

A brilliant movie thats up there with films like Empire Records and Almost Famous. Another great soundtrack and faithful to the book almost entirely (despite the london/chicago thing) i fully reccommend it.

Bones
Bones(2001)

It should be utterly awful, (rappers in horror are generally a bad idea), but theres something about Bones that clicks. Its cliche'd to the teeth with Snoopisms (he turns into a dog, and uses phrases like "dog eat dog mutha fucka", oh yes) but it all adds to the comedy side of it. It may be flawed and cheesy, but would you expect anything less?

Audition (Ôdishon)

A stunningly brutal film that shows that where western horror has grown stale and watered down, the Japanese have managed to continue scaring the utter shit out of us.

Empire Records

Lets get one thing straight, this movie is incredible. Its in my top 5 all time favourite movies list, say no more ;)

"you play a MEAN guitar Marc, too bad we have to KILL YOU!"

Queen of the Damned
½

Love the movie even though its nowhere near as good as the book, the soundtrack is amazing too

Super Mario Bros.

this was pretty bad, actually it was really bad.

Bio-Dome
Bio-Dome(1996)

I fucking LOVE this movie

Waterworld
Waterworld(1995)

the idea was decent, shame about the final film

Freddy Got Fingered

"daddy would you like some sausage, daddy would you like some sausages?"

Demolition Man

utterly cheesy and hilarious, gotta love it

Robin Hood
Robin Hood(1973)
½

thi was my favourite movie as a kid

Lethal Weapon

Before Mel Gibson became an insane jew hating maker of crap films about jesus getting his ass kicked, he was the awesome half of one of the coolest cop duo's this side of the 80's

Baby Geniuses
½

this film creeped me out

From Dusk Till Dawn
½

"Whats in mexico?"
"Mexicans"

Mortal Kombat
½

I know its cheesy as hell, but seeing Scorpion and Sub-Zero on screen is awesome

Kindergarten Cop
½

Schwarzennegger, we salute you

Almost Famous

This is one of those perfect movies that you can watch over and over again. The soundtrack is amazing, and i dare you to watch this and not come away singing "Tiny Dancer" for the next week.

American History X
½

Incredible.

"put your mouth on the kerb!"

Cats & Dogs
Cats & Dogs(2001)

best line:
(in a burning building)
"you stay here"
"why?"
"because i hate you!"

Troy
Troy(2004)

3 hours of hilarity. oh yeah and they fight too.

Hostel
Hostel(2006)

"goriest film ever"? my ass, pile of overrated crap. go rent zombie flesh eaters and Audition.