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AVH: Alien vs. Hunter

CHEAP AS FUCK CGI, RIP OFF OF AVP, RIP OFF OF ALIEN, RIP OFF OF PREDATOR, COMPLETE MOTHERFUCKIN RIP OFF. THEY SHOULD KILL EVERYONE WHO TOOK PART IN THIS MOVIE. FUCKIN HORRIBLE. MAYBE THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. DOESNT EVEN DESERVE HALF A STAR MAYBE LIKE NEGATIVE 50 STARS

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Wasn't very intrigued by the plot, but Johnny Depp makes it worth watching. Doesn't feel like a Pirates movies.

Cowboys & Aliens

Awesome! I didn't want it to end.

X-Men Origins - Wolverine

KICK ASS!!!! WOLVERINE IS THE SHIT :)

Crank 2: High Voltage

BEST MOVIE EVER!! PLENTY OF ACTION!!! GREAT PLOT. HOPE THEY MAKE A THIRD :)

Friday the 13th

FUCK YEAH, A HARDCORE KICK ASS FUCKIN MOVIE.

Max Payne
Max Payne(2008)

FUCKING MINDBLOWING. BETTER THAN THE GAME. BUY THE UNRATED VERSION: MORE BLOOD AND ITS BETTER!

Underworld: Evolution

AWESOME, ACTION PACKED WITH GORE AND VIOLENCE, AND PLENTY OF BLOOD.

My Bloody Valentine 3-D

ONE OF THE NASTIEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT FUCKIN RULES!!!

Gran Torino
Gran Torino(2009)

CLINT EASTWOOD'S BEST. A VERY GOOD AND FUNNY MOVIE.

Valkyrie
Valkyrie(2008)

PRETTY COOL. BUT IF YOU KNOW THAT HITLER KILLED HIMSELF YOU WON'T BE ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT.

The Unborn
The Unborn(2009)

SOME PRETTY FUCKED UP STUFF.

The Day the Earth Stood Still

SERIOUSLY...I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT FOR THE ENTIRE MOVIE. NO LIE. THE COOLEST SHIT EVER.

Pineapple Express

FUCKIN HILARIOUS. FUNNIER THAN SUPERBAD AND KNOCKED UP. MAYBE THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

Role Models
Role Models(2008)

FUCKIN HILARIOUS. NO, HE GOT THIS OUTTA YOUR MOM'S CLOSET. YEAH SHE LET ME KEEP IT AFTER I FUCKED HER!

Casino Royale

PRETTY FUCKING HARDCORE

Quantum of Solace

ITS PRETTY HARDCORE BUT YOU HAVE TO SEE IT MORE THAN ONCE TO UNDERSTAND IT.

Liar Liar
Liar Liar(1997)

JERRY ENJOY MY WIFE.

Pride and Glory

ONE OF THE BEST COP MOVIES EVER!!! EDWARD NORTON IS COOL

Saw V
Saw V(2008)

COOL AND GROSS

W.
W.(2008)

AWESOME. GEORGE W. ROCKS!!

Sin City
Sin City(2005)

LOVE THIS MOVIE. AWESOME AWESOME COMIC MOVIE.

Zodiac
Zodiac(2007)

MINDBLOWING AND AWESOME

Disaster Movie

WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GODDAMN HILARIOUS

Death Race
Death Race(2008)

COOL AND ACTION PACKED. BUT IT WAS WAY TOO MUCH LIKE THE CONDEMNED, BUT IT WAS STILL GOOD

I Know Who Killed Me

COOL BUT FUCKED UP!!!!!!

Harsh Times
Harsh Times(2006)
½

COOL BUT THE ENDING SUCKED

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! PERIOD.

10,000 B.C.
10,000 B.C.(2008)
½

IT WAS OK. AWESOME SPECIAL EFFECTS

Tropic Thunder

FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!! PERIOD.

Step Brothers

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN. ROBERT BETTER NOT GET IN MY FACE OR ILL DROP THAT MOTHERFUCKER

The Dark Knight

AMAZING. HEATH LEDGER GAVE THE BEST PERFORMANCE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Munich
Munich(2005)

GOOD FUCKIN MOVIE

Red Dragon
Red Dragon(2002)

THE BEST OF ALL THE HANNIBAL MOVIES. AWESOME. A CLASSIC

Hannibal
Hannibal(2001)

AWESOME. THE BRAIN PART WAS WEIRD

Hannibal Rising

GOOD BUT NOT BLOODY ENOUGH

Rush Hour 3
Rush Hour 3(2007)

CHRIS TUCKER IS HILARIOUS

Hancock
Hancock(2008)

AWESOME AND HILARIOUS.

The Happening

AWESOME. THE BEST SHYAMALAN MOVIE YET

Scary Movie
Scary Movie(2000)
½

INTENSELY FUNNY

Scary Movie 4

HILARIOUS BETTER THAN THE OTHER SCARY MOVIES

Date Movie
Date Movie(2006)

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY AND UH.................GAY!!!!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE SHITTIEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN NEXT TO EPIC MOVIE

Wanted
Wanted(2008)

AWESOME AWESOME MOVIE

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ADAM SANDLER MOVIES EVER MADE.

The Incredible Hulk

AWESOME BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE AND FUNNIER TOO

Meet the Spartans

FUCKIN STUPID AND FUNNY IN A COUPLE PARTS

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

FUCKIN STUPID AND GAY. THE DIRECTORS DONT SEEM TO GET THE HINT THAT EVERY MOVIE THEY MAKE IS STUPID AND UNFUNNY

Semi-Pro
Semi-Pro(2008)

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alien
Alien(1979)

A CLASSIC ALMOST AS GOOD AS NUMBER TWO

Aliens
Aliens(1986)
½

THE BEST ALIEN MOVIE

The Strangers

SOME FREAKY FUCKIN SHIT BUT IT IS AWESOME

Drillbit Taylor

FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!! JUDONT KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSIN WITH HOLMES

Sasquatch Mountain
½

IT WAS ALRIGHT FOR A MOVIE I SAW ON SCI FI CHANNEL

Rambo (Rambo IV)

FUCKIN AWESOME!!! PROBABLY THE MOST VIOLENT MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

The Bank Job
The Bank Job(2008)
½

A COOL BANK ROBBIN MOVIE

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
½

COOL BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONES THAT FUCKIN SLANT EYED BASTARD KEPT SMASHIN INTO THAT NICE ASS FUCKIN MUSTANG BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKIN PUSSY AND IS SCARED OF LOSING A FUCKIN RACE

Street Kings
Street Kings(2008)

AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME.

Fargo
Fargo(1996)
½

A GOOD MOVIE

Jarhead
Jarhead(2005)
½

FUNNY AS UPSIDE DOWN FACE JAKE

Black Hawk Down

HELL TO THE FUCKIN YEAH NAKA LICKER

Saving Private Ryan

HELL TO THE FUCKIN YEAH NIGGA

Windtalkers
Windtalkers(2002)

AN AWESOME AWESOME WAR MOVIE

Signs
Signs(2002)

ONE OF THE BEST AND SCARIEST MOVIES EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!

Rocky Balboa
Rocky Balboa(2006)

THE BEST ROCKY EVER !!!!!!

Smokin' Aces
Smokin' Aces(2007)

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME A CLASSIC

The Dukes of Hazzard

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reno 911!: Miami

FUNNIER THAN A JEWISH NAZI

Juno
Juno(2007)
½

REALLY FUNNY BUT PRETTY FUCKIN WEIRD SOMETIMES.

AVP - Alien Vs. Predator

BULLSH*T F*CKIN MOVIE MADE PREDATOR LOOK WEAK. 1 ALIEN KILLS 2 PREDATORS. THAT IS BULLSH*T. YOU DON'T MAKE A PG13 ALIEN AND PREDATOR MOVIE. NUMBER 2 IS WAY F*CKIN BETTER.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GODDAMN MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. WRONG KID DIED!!! YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

SCARY AS HELL, GORY AS HELL, AND SOMETIMES FUNNY AS HELL. REALLY TIES IN WITH THE 03 ONE BUT BETTER!!!! LEATHERFACE IS A BIG SOB

Die Hard
Die Hard(1988)

AN INSTANT CLASSIC

The Hills Have Eyes 2

AWESOME BUT NOT AS GOOD AS NUMBER ONE.

The Hills Have Eyes

AWESOME AWESOME REMAKE. ONE OF THE FEW GOOD REMAKES. VERY GORY AND VERY COOL.

Turistas (Paradise Lost)

GOOD MOVIE. HOSTEL IS BETTER

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

AWESOME AWESOME. THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE ;)

The Simpsons Movie

FUNNIER THAT WATCHING MIDGETS RUN TRACK.

Strange Wilderness

SO FUCKIN FUNNY THAT I PISSED MY PANTS.

Into the Blue
½

JESSICA ALBA IS SO FUCKIN HOT!!!!!!. A GOOD ACTION MOVIE

8 Mile
8 Mile(2002)
½

Eminem is cool

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT'S NIIIICE

Superhero Movie

FUNNY AS FUCK. WAY WAY WAY BETTER THAN MEET THE SPARTANS

Death Proof
Death Proof(2007)

AWESOME!! THE BEST TARANTINO MOVIE YET!!! COOL AND FUNNY. AWESOME CARS.

Kill Bill: Volume 2

GOOD, BUT IT NEEDS MORE BLOOD. ALOT MORE.

Transformers
Transformers(2007)

FUCKIN AWESOME ASS MOVIEE

The Bourne Supremacy

THIS MOVIE SUCKED. ID RATHER EAT MY FINGERS THAN WATCH THIS.

There Will Be Blood

OUTSTANDING AND BREATHTAKING

Doomsday
Doomsday(2008)

AWESOME, ONE OF THE MOST VIOLENT MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

AWESOME AND SCARY. FOR PG13 IT IS PRETTY DAMN SCARY.

No Country for Old Men

AWESOME AND KIND OF SCARY IN A WAY. DIDN'T LIKE THE END TOO MUCH

Planet Terror (Grindhouse Presents: Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror)

AWESOME!!!! BETTER THAN DEATH PROOF. AWESOME AWESOME.

Eastern Promises

AWESOME. BUT COULD HAVE CUT OUT THE BALLS. SERIOUSLY IS THAT NECESSARY? BUT AN AWESOME OVERALL MOVIE.

We Own the Night

AWESOME AND AMAZING. BETTER THAN THE DEPARTED.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

IT'S A REALLY GOOD MUSICAL AND IT IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!! GO SWEENEY!

The Longest Yard

funny funny funny. u r a mc asshole

American Pie
American Pie(1999)

really funny. hahahahahaha

30 Days of Night

SPLATTERIFIC!!! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

The Bucket List

FUNNY AND SAD. AWESOME

Superbad
Superbad(2007)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MCLOVIN'

Halloween
Halloween(2007)

WAY WAY BETTER THAN THE 70 ONE. MORE VIOLENT, MORE SEX, AND MORE SHIT-UR-PANTSNESS

Live Free or Die Hard

AWESOME! DIE HARD HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER

Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up(2007)

HOLY F***. THIS MOVIE ROCKS. PERIOD.

Cloverfield
Cloverfield(2008)

AWESOME! BUT IT WILL GET U NAUSOUS!! STILL AWESOME! THAT MONSTER IS F***IN' CREEPY!!

American Gangster

AWESOME!!!! AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!

Hitman
Hitman(2007)

WOW!!! THIS MOVIE F***IN' ROCKS!!

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2)

HOLY SH*T, WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY BETTER THAN THAT PIECE OF SH*T PG13 ONE. AWESOME!!!

The Hitcher
The Hitcher(2007)

AWESOME. NUF SAID

Delta Farce
Delta Farce(2007)

FUNNY AS HELL AND GOOD ACTION

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

COOL AND AWESOME SPIDEY FLICK

Vacancy
Vacancy(2007)

AWESOME AND SCARY!!!!

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING FUNNY. OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY. AH YOU BASTARDS!!!!! THE V CHIP. OWW GODDAMN IT THAT HURT. HAHA

Blood Diamond

AWESOME!!!!!!!!THE BLOOD FLOWS LIKE THE NILE IN THIS ONE!!!

The Departed
The Departed(2006)

AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME, FUNNY,FUNNY,FUNNY. ONE THE BEST MOVIES CREATED

Reservoir Dogs

AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME. TARANTINO'S BEST FILM NEXT TO KILL BILL.

Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction(1994)

AWESOME ACTION, BLOOD, AND COMEDY UP THERE WITH TARANTINO'S RESERVOIR DOGS.

Kill Bill: Volume 1

AWESOME BETTER THAN PULP FICTION.

Crank
Crank(2006)

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bride of Chucky
½

AN AWESOEM MOVIE BUT I DONT THINK DOLLS CAN KILL PEOPLE

Reign of Fire

GOOD FILM ABOUT DRAGONS.

Fight Club
Fight Club(1999)

AN AWESOME, ACTION MOVIE. SOAP!!!!!!

Lethal Weapon 2

SWEET HOMIE, AND FUNNY

Lethal Weapon 4
½

SWEET, AWESOME AND FUNNY

American Wedding

THE BEST OF THE SERIES!!!!!!!

American Pie 2
½

HILARIOUS BETTER THAN THE FIRST,

V for Vendetta

GOOD, COOL, VIOLENT AND AN AWESOME STORY

Boogeyman
Boogeyman(2005)

FREAKY AS HELL. GOTTA LOVE THE FREAKY BASTARD CRAWLING OUT OF YOUR CLOSET.

Final Destination

GOOD SCARY GOREY OPENER FOR THE SERIES

Final Destination 2
½

BETTER THAN THE FIRST BUT THE GORIEST OF ALL THE SERIES.

Final Destination 3

BETTER THAN THE OTHER 2. A GRUESOMELY AFFECIONATE HORROR SHOW. THE ENDING IS SHOCKING. LEAVES YOU WANTING MORE!!!!

Miami Vice
Miami Vice(2006)

AWESOME THE BEST MOVIE. A KILLER ACTION THRILLER. COLIN FARRELL AND JAMIE FOXX GIVE AWESOME PERFORMENCES. THE BEST MANN FILM YET!!!!

Heat
Heat(1995)
½

A GOOD MANN FLICK

Saw
Saw(2004)

REALLY GOOD, SICK, BUT A VERY VERY GOOD STORY LINE. BETTER THAN THE SECOND THO

Saw II
Saw II(2005)

AN AWESOME HORROR FILM WITH AN EXCELLANT STORY

House of Wax
House of Wax(2005)

A SCARY HORROR FILM. PARIS HILTON GOT A POLE TRU HER HEAD. OUCH!!

Freddy vs. Jason

A GOOD HORROR FLICK. BUT THE BLOOD WAS WAY TOO SQURITY. THE BEST JASON OR FREDDY MOVIE YET.

Running Scared

ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE. AN AWESOME ACTION MOVIE. 267 F words

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

OH MY GOD ONE OF THE SCARIEST AND BEST MOVIES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRAPED MY PANTS TWICE. I LOVE IT

Jason X
Jason X(2002)

ANOTHER GOOD JASON. LOVE WHAT HE DID TO THE COSTUME!! GOT TO LOVE THE FREAKY BASTURD CRAWLING THROUGH YOUR TV.

Red Eye
Red Eye(2005)
½

AN AWESOME THRILLER

Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story
½

HILARIOUSLY FUNNY, QUEER! HAHA

Click
Click(2006)
½

KATE BECKINSALE IS SOOO HOT. THIS IS SOO FUNNY. THE DUCK PART IS FUNNY BUT WRONG.

Eurotrip
Eurotrip(2003)

HILARIOUS. ALMOST AS GOOD AS ROAD TRIP

Man on Fire
Man on Fire(2004)

AN AWESOME TONY SCOTT FILM. ALMOST AS GOOD AS "DOMINO" GREAT ACTION

Hostage
Hostage(2005)

A REALLY VIOLENT AWESOME ACTION MOVIE. AND MAKES YOU ASK YOURSELF: WOULD U SAVE SOMEONE ELSES FAMILY OR YOURS? DIE HARD MEETS PANIC ROOM AND WHIPS THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

Tears of the Sun

THE BEST MILITARY MOVIE SINCE BLACK HAWK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolf Creek
Wolf Creek(2005)

A SADISTIC VIOLENT TRUE MOVIE. IT FREAKED ME OUT. GROSS. I CRAPED THREE TIMES.

The Omen
The Omen(2006)

AN AWESOME HORROR MOVIE. I SHIT MY PANTS 5 TIMES. DAMIEN SMOKES WEED IN HIS FREE TIME.

Jeepers Creepers 2

SCARIER THAN THE FIRST. FREAKY AS SHIT

Mission: Impossible III

AWESOME, THIS MOVIE IS SOOO ACTION PACKED. IT IS THE BEST OF THE "MISSION" SERIES. TOM CRUISE IS COOL IN THIS AWESOME ACTION FILM

Syriana
Syriana(2005)

SO EFFING BORING. I DIDNT FINISH WATCHING IT. IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO BORING. NO POINT. HARD TO BELIEVE IT WON A DAMN OSCAR. THEY DONT DESERVE IT.

Scarface
Scarface(1983)

MAYBE THE BEST CLASSIC AL PACINO MOVIE EVER CREATED. BUT TOO FRIGGIN LONG!!!!!!!!!!!THE BEST CLASSIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

White Noise
White Noise(2005)

AN AWESOME, SCARY, FUN HOUSE RIDE.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

AWESOME!!!!!A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN THE FIRST. A SHOCKER AT THE END. THIS MOVIE ROCKS.

Scary Movie 3

OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY. I PISSED MYSELF

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

HILARIOUS. WILL FARREL'S BEST SINCE OLD SCHOOL. WHY RON? WHY? U POOP MOUTH. U GOT POOP IN YOUR MOUTH. HEHA

Hitch
Hitch(2005)
½

funny Will Smith is funny

Spaceballs
Spaceballs(1987)
½

STAR WARS GONE BAD.

American Psycho

A FREAKY MOVIE THAT GIVES "SHIT YOUR PANTS" A NEW MEANING. THE CHAINSAW PART IS GROSS BUT SCARY

Boys Don't Cry

WELL GUESS WHAT. BOYS WILL CRY IF THEY WATCH THIS GAY MOVIE.

Dr. Dolittle 3

SHOULD NOT HAVE EVEN MADE 2. 2 AND 3 SUCK BALLS.

The Bourne Identity

GAY AS HELL. STUPID. ID RATEHER EAT MY TOES THAN WATCH THIS.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

MAYBE THE FUNNIEST MIDEVIL MOVIE EVER MADE

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

REALLY FUNNY AND ACTION PACKED. UNRATED EDITION ROCKS!!!

School of Rock
½

Jack Black is funny but he should not have made Nacho Libre

I Know What You Did Last Summer

JENNIFER IS STILL HOT. AND THESE MOVIES ARE STILL SCARY-AS-HELL.

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

AWESOME. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS SOOOO HOT!!!THIS IS A SCARY-ASS MOVIE

Starsky & Hutch

HILARIOUS. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. SO DAMN FUNNY. FUNNY AS HELL MAN FUNNY AS HELL.

Unbreakable
Unbreakable(2000)

A FREAKY HORROR FLICK

Braveheart
Braveheart(1995)
½

Mel Gibson rocks

The Patriot
The Patriot(2000)
½

IF YOU ARE GEORGE WASHINGTON YOU WILL LOVE THIS!!!!GOTTA LOVE THIS MOVIE.

When a Stranger Calls

THIS IS SCARY. I WILL NEVER BABYSIT AGAIN. I SHIT MYSELF 5 TIMES.

Lord of War
Lord of War(2005)

NICHOLAS CAGE ROCKS IN THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!AWESOME!!!!

Friday the 13th - From Crystal Lake to Manhattan
½

ALL THESE SCARY JASON MOVIES ROCK. I CRAPED MYSELF 9 TIMES. IF WANT TO SHIT UR PANTS: WATCH THEM AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT ON FRIDAY THE 13TH

Friday the 13th Part 3

FREAKED ME OUT. JASON DOES IT AGAIN.

Friday the 13th Part 2

CREEPY AND SCARY. ANOTHER GODD JASON FLICK.

Friday the 13th

THE BEST OPENING FOR THE SERIES.

28 Days Later
½

IT WILL FREAK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!!! I CRAPED MYSELF 4 TIMES. NEW SHORTS!

Dumb and Dumber

OH MY GOD I PISSED MYSELF BY LAUGHING TO DAMN HARD. "YOU'VE BEEN WEARING EXTRA GLOVES THIS WHOLE TIME?" "YEAH, WE'RE IN THE ROCKIES".

Total Recall
Total Recall(1990)
½

A GOOD ACTION MOVIE

Predator
Predator(1987)
½

AWESOME. ARNOLD'S BEST MOVIE.

The Island
The Island(2005)

AWESOME MOVIE, GREAT STORY, GREAT ACTION, GREAT MOVIE.

The Pacifier
The Pacifier(2005)

HILARIOUS. GOTTA LOVE THE LITTLE SHITS TRYING TO KILL YOU

Pitch Black
Pitch Black(2000)

SCARY AS HELL, AND COOL ACTION. AWESOME SPECIAL EFFECTS

The Chronicles of Riddick

THE EFFECTS WILL ROCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

The Ring Two
The Ring Two(2005)

A GOOD SCARE HOUSE RIDE. BETTER THAN THE FIRST. GOTTA LOVE THE FU*KED UP PERSON CRAWLING THROUGH UR TV!!!!

Road Trip
Road Trip(2000)

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUDGEING FUNNY. OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

JAY IS SILENT AND BOB IS BLACK. HAAHA FUNNY MOVIE

The Jerk
The Jerk(1979)

phonebooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Benchwarmers

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES, MY MOM IS MAKING MACARONNI TONIGHT

Big Daddy
Big Daddy(1999)

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

My Baby's Daddy
½

THIS MADE ME PISS MYSELF BECAUSE IT IS SOOO FUNNY

My Dog Skip
My Dog Skip(2000)

A HEART BREAKING FILM

Cold Creek Manor
½

A REALLY CREEPY FILM

Blade: Trinity

AWESOME THE BEST BLADE MOVIE

Ultraviolet
Ultraviolet(2006)

AWESOME REALLY GOOD ACTION

Batman Begins

AWESOME AWESOME MOVIE

Joy Ride
Joy Ride(2001)

A REALLY GOOD HORROR FLICK.

Just Friends
Just Friends(2005)
½

WARNING: THIS FILM CONTAINS SCENES OF HILARIOUS-NESS-ICITY. BE AWARE.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

THIS IS A HILARIOUS MOVIE. THE BEST NATIONAL LAMPOON MOVIE EVER. HEHA

White Chicks
White Chicks(2004)
½

marlon and shawn waynes are hilarious

Scary Movie 2
½

FUNNIER THAN THE FIRST, HISTARICAL

The Ring
The Ring(2002)
½

KINDA DISTURBING & SCARY AND COOL

Doom
Doom(2005)

AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME ACTION MOVIE. THE BEST MOVIE-BASED-ON-VIDEOGAME EVER. GOTTA LOVE THE MUTATED UGLY FUC*ERS TRYING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

Get Rich or Die Tryin'

AN AWESOME MOVIE FOR HOMIES. 50 CENT IS MY HOMIE. AWESOME STORY DIRECTED BY A WHITE CRACKER. HAHA. AWESOME ACTION

Waist Deep
Waist Deep(2006)

GANGSTA MOVIE LOVERS FEAST. AWESOME ACTION. TYRESE IS MY HOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Panic Room
Panic Room(2002)

A GOOD HORROR FLICK. THAT MAKES U WANT TO ROB SOMEONE AND LOCK URSELF IN A PANIC ROOM

King Kong
King Kong(2005)

GOTTA LOVE THIS BIG ASS APE

The Break-Up
The Break-Up(2006)
½

IMENSIVELY FUNNY

Rumor Has It
Rumor Has It(2005)

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES ON EARTH

The Sentinel
The Sentinel(2006)

A GOOD MOVIE ABOUT "MOLES". GREAT ACTION

The Pink Panther

A REALLY FUNNY MOVIE. STEVE MARTIN'S FUNNIEST.

Mission: Impossible 2
½

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BIKE SCENE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Village
The Village(2004)

ALMOST BETTER THAN SIGNS. BUT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF THE CREATURES WERE REAL IN THE MOVIE.

2 Fast 2 Furious

STREET RACING ROCKS BIG TIME.

Young Frankenstein

A FUNNY MOVIE MAKING FUN OF FRANK.

Shaun of the Dead
½

A FUNNY MOVIE BUT POINTLESS AT SOME PARTS.

Resident Evil

A GOOD OPENING FOR THE RESIDENT EVIL SERIES. WITH ACTION AND GORE

Resident Evil: Apocalypse
½

A GOOD VIDEO GAME BASED MOVIE WITH COMEDY AND ACTION. AND IT BLENDS WITH THE BOOK. CANT WAIT TO SEE 3

The Exorcism of Emily Rose
½

A FREAK ASS HORROR MOVIE. MADE ME SHIT MY PANTS

A History of Violence

AN AWESOME MOVIE. GREAT ACTION. AND A GREAT STORY. BUT IT WOULD BE CREEPY IF A TRUE STORY

The World Is Not Enough
½

A COOL, SEXY BOND FLICK

Tomorrow Never Dies

THE SECOND BEST BOND MOVIE

GoldenEye
GoldenEye(1995)

A GOOD JAMES BOND MOVIE

The Day After Tomorrow
½

good effects Jake Gyllenhall is good acting

Hoodwinked
Hoodwinked(2005)
½

LITTLE RED GONE BAD

The Passion of the Christ

I LOVE THIS MOVIE. THIS IS AN INSTANT HEART TOUCHING, SAD CLASSIC. I CRYIED TWICE

Wedding Crashers

THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES IVE SEEN. DONT LEAVE ME CAUSE ILL FIND YOU HEHEHHAHE

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES IVE EVER SEEN

Deep Blue Sea

THE BEST SHARK MOVIE EVER CREATED.

Hostel
Hostel(2006)
½

SOME SICK ASS SHIT

King Arthur
King Arthur(2004)

ONE OF THE BEST EPICS. AN INSTANT CLASSIC. PLUS DIRECTOR'S CUT IS MORE VIOLENT. YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Kingdom of Heaven

THE BEST ORLANDO BLOOM MOVIE YET. AN AWESOME EPIC FULL OF ACTION. BUT WHY WOULD ORLANDO FALL FOR THAT UGLY WOMAN?

Troy
Troy(2004)

THE BEST BRAD PITT MOVIE. AND A GREAT EPIC. A TRUE TELLING OF CHARACTOR. I WONDER IF THEY CAN SELL THE HORSE TO ME.

The Whole Nine Yards

A REALLY FUNNY MOVIE. BETTER THAN THE SECOND

Walking Tall
Walking Tall(2004)
½

THE ROCK ROCKS.

16 Blocks
16 Blocks(2006)
½

AN AWESOME ACTION MOVIE FOR PPL WHO HAVE TO TRAVEL A CRIMINAL 16 BLOCKS

Navy Seals
Navy Seals(1990)

THE BEST MOVIE FOR SEAL LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We Were Soldiers
½

THE BEST MOVIE ABOUT VIETNAM EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Domino
Domino(2005)

THE BEST MOVIE EVER FOR BOUNTY HUNTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Weather Man

NICHOLAS CAGE IS HILARIOUS IN THIS MOVIE. HOPEFULLY NO ONE THROWS FOOD AT HIM ANYMORE.HAHA

The Last Samurai

AN INSTANT CLASSIC. AWESOME. RELIVING THE REALLY OLD DAYS THAT WERE FORGOTTEN.

The Punisher
The Punisher(2004)

AN AWESOME ACTION MOVIE. MAYBE THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE MADE.

S.W.A.T.
S.W.A.T.(2003)
½

REALLY GOOD MOVIE. THE BEST COP MOVIE EVER MADE.

Old School
Old School(2003)

THIS MOVIE IS SO FUNNY I PISSED MYSELF TWICE. WE'RE GOING STREAKING. HAHAHA

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

AWESOME MOVIE GREAT WAY TO END THE SERIES. ALOT LIKE THE BOOK. GOLLUM SMOKES WEED IN HIS FREE TIME.

Silent Hill
Silent Hill(2006)
½

SCARY KINDA, BUT GROSS. AN OK MOVIE

See No Evil
See No Evil(2006)
½

KANE IS A GORY PSYCOPATH BUT THIS MOVIE IS COOL AND SCARY AND GORY

Poseidon
Poseidon(2006)
½

REALLY GOOD. INTENCELY COOL. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE DIED. JOSH LUCAS IS A GOOD ACTOR WITH EVERYONE ELSE

X-Men: The Last Stand

AWESOME ACTION SEQUENCES. WAY BETTER THAN THE OTHER 2

Waiting
Waiting(2005)

FUNNY AS HELL. I SHIT MYSELF. HAHAHAHAHA

The Matrix Revolutions

THE PERFECT ENDING FOR THE SERIES. AWESOME. SAD THAT NEO DIED THO.

The Matrix Reloaded

REALLY AWESOME. NEO IS A ROBOT KILLA, AND A SMITH ASS WHUPER

Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor(2001)

AWESOME TRUE STORY

Van Helsing
Van Helsing(2004)

REALLY GOOD KATE BECKINSALE IS SOOOOOO HOT

The Da Vinci Code

REALLY GOOD BUT REALLY CONFUSING

Bad Boys
Bad Boys(1995)
½

AWESOME NOT AS GOOD AS 2

Four Brothers

AWESOME ACTION, STORY AND PASSION

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump(1994)

MAYBE THE BEST ONE IVE SEEN IN A LONG LONG TIME.

Alexander
Alexander(2004)

AWESOME. THE BEST EPIC.

Walk the Line

ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Boys II
Bad Boys II(2003)

AWESOME. GOOD FUNNY ACTION PACKED MOVIE

Underworld
Underworld(2003)
½

Really awesome but not as good as evolution

Collateral
Collateral(2004)

TOM CRUISE AND JAMIE FOXX ARE AWESOME IN THIS MOVIE. AWESOME ACTION

Napoleon Dynamite
½

this movie is funny

The Rundown
The Rundown(2003)

LOVE IT THE ROCK IS AWESOME

50 First Dates
½

Adam Sandler is funny cant wait to see Click

The Notebook
The Notebook(2004)

This movie is SWEET

War of the Worlds
½

Tom Cruise is my fav actor but this is not very actiony.

Bruce Almighty

Funny Jim Carrey is hilarious

Meet the Fockers
½

Funny but really wrong

Austin Powers in Goldmember
½

funny but wrong in so many ways

Spider-Man
Spider-Man(2002)

it is cool. a good super hero movie

Gladiator
Gladiator(2000)
½

Good fight sequences, and good acting. i love Ridley Scotts movies

Titanic
Titanic(1997)

romantic, true, and, thrilling and shocking awesome