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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Copying Beethoven, (Klang der Stille)

brilliant in parts but overall a little plain... the story wasnt a great one and it was difficult to understand either of the two main characters...

Body of Lies
Body of Lies(2008)

standard spy flick... mark strong was his usual classy self... i lil stylish for an intelligence operative one may argue but who cares...


the film was average. an important piece of story telling with a bit a lack of punch to it... Cruise was a lil weak in his depiction but then again the story was such that it didnt really depend on his portrayal of Stauffenberg... the story stood for so much more than this film and with the talent at work and the potential on display with a plot like the valkyrie conspiracy, the script, acting and filming seemed to lack any true conviction...

Crank 2: High Voltage

been waiting a while for this one... more over the top than the first... some of the scenes were brilliant but there were a few in there that had me going 'wat the hell?'... seemed like a cheap spin off of the first one but still entertaining stuff... completely harebrained but undeniably likeable...


this film is mindless and shallow but still vastly enjoyable... some of the scenes were way over the top but memorable in a gud way... a non-stop action flick with some heart stopping (no pun intended) moments and some wacked out directing...

Seven Pounds
Seven Pounds(2008)

another self-important, unrealistic piece of garbage which everyone thinks highly of... a self-loathing man decides to kill himself with his jellyfish while donating his vital organs to ppl who need them... wait a minute not before spending two weeks finding out if they're worthy or not... the acting was great especially dawson but the story was so self-indulgent that i felt insulted after it as over. the film glorifies the act of suicide which is morbid enough but entire premise of it seemed lofty, unrealistic and unduly self-righteous... ppl who want to like this film merely for the simplicity of wat is being fed to you will love it those who like to think abt wat they watch may realize that their intelligence has just been insulted.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

poor. self important melodrama with no direction... it seemed like an ensemble of really whacky delusions put into one story with a desperate attempt to make a morbid love story out of it... unfortunately tho the characters too seemed underdeveloped if not wholly explained. transitions seemed abrupt and unlikely and the continuous arrival of needless and in most cases simplistic/stereotypical characters seemed insulting. Rebecca Hall and Cruz gave great performances while Johansson was her usual mundane self while portraying a character who seemed much like herself, dazed, confused and ultimately character-less.

Slumdog Millionaire

refreshing but brutal... realistic but at the same time it's no less than a modern day fairy tale which will hit a nerve with most audiences... unfortunately for me the enthusiasm it began with trailed off toward the end... ended up being a little forgettable... gripping at the beginning but it gave into too much at the end... still a great film but never the best film of the year...

Punisher: War Zone

a completely relentless and retarded gorefest... i jst cannot understand how and why no one can get a punisher film right... this one was just nothing but pointless action and unrealistic, tasteless violence... the story was mediocre at best but the acting was on a special plain of nauseating melodrama... stevenson was such a disappointment and jigsaw cudnt be taken seriously... and wat a pointless character doug hutchison played... talk abt a word-slinging, trigger-happy rip-off of eugene victor tooms...

Made of Honor

mildly humorous... cliched and undeniably forgettable

Speed Racer
Speed Racer(2008)

great fun... wildly entertaining

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

a little too long... the film went in so many directions within those three hours... its point was never really made if it had one... besides its obvious length the film felt like i had watched forrest gump twice over only with Jude Law playing gump... doesn't really hit the spot... the older (younger) button got the less charisma he possessed... in fact describing him as a character besides his ailment wud be impossible... Blanchett was her usual brilliant self... a gud watch tho and certainly one that the academy will love to reward

The Reader
The Reader(2008)

great acting... winslet shud and will win for this... the story tho lead nowhere and its point was a little lost... but still a gud film jst not best film material... the film tried desperately to be deeper than it actually was...

Revolutionary Road

dicaprio outshone winslet in this... amazing acting but the story was tiresome, self indulgent and in some parts over analytical about simple things... maybe u need to be in a sickeningly boring marriage to get this film so until then...


Stone has completely lost it for me... the film was presumptuous and bitterly simple... the film snailed thru W's rise to power and skipped thru all the interesting bits... Bush's character was way too random, simple and for the most part seemed completely thought up... a lame spin off to a far more complex story... parts of it seemed like it was straight out of saturday night live... thandie newton deserves special mention for her truly awful performance... Brolin was inconsistent; sometimes he embodied bush the other times Frank Caliendo wudv done a better job

Babylon A.D.
Babylon A.D.(2008)

started strong trailed off towards the end... the ending was abrupt and made the entire first half seem draggy in comparison...

The Wrestler
The Wrestler(2008)

the film is a triumph and the detail of rourke's character was marvelous... his performance was emotional, dynamic, detailed and deeply affecting... the film rested solely on his performance and he pulled off a stunning performance... the film is pure heartbreak... one of the top 5 for the year...


gud film... great acting... great story with heaps of emotion... inspiring... not a homophobic person but sum scenes were a lil overwhelming for my taste but if u can luk past some of it it's a memorable film abt overcoming social intolerance...

The Dark Knight

The best movie of the year by a long way... iv never had so many chills down my spine in the space of two n a half hours. a bit long but never boring... bale and ledger are brilliant and so is the plot... the script IS perfect and the film itself was only very slightly short of the same brand... still i cnt point out anything wrong wit it


apart from completely improbable and downright retarded action sequences + a very cool ending the film offered nothing more than a very average story with a plethora of very annoying characters... the script had its moments but for the most part was poorly written... Jolie is also becomin very annoying wit her picking of the stereotypical characters... its almost as if she plays the same person in every movie...

Pride and Glory

great acting and a pretty gud plot... its definitely not ur average cliched cop film... nothing's in black or white and the characterization is neatly done too...

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

pretty funny... didnt expect much and was pleasantly suprised

Disaster Movie

wen will these guys be told that their movies jst rnt funny at all... losers

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

have very funny moments and fairly corny ones too... but u gotta love it


its refreshing to see a new guy ritchie film in the midst of all the melodramatic comic book stuff coming out of hollywood...

Max Payne
Max Payne(2008)

tru to the game but the film was forgettable and predictable... entertaining none the less

Stranger Than Fiction

great movie... dnt like will ferrell very much but he was pleasantly out of place in this one...

Eagle Eye
Eagle Eye(2008)

a complete and utter let down... retarded in almost every way possible... just wen u think its getting interesting the idiotic story just shoves the obvious explanations into ur face... talk abt insulting the audience... can't believe this has such a high rating on flixter...


neat little film... maybe didnt live upto some of clooney's previous directorial pieces...


a great film with some truly outstanding acting by the two front men...

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

starts off great but trails off into a romantic comedy without an ounce of tact or thought... its like watching a story written by a bunch of horny high school geeks when all of a sudden the writer clicks on the light and says hey lets try to work a romantic comedy angle to this insanely teeny story... Seth Rogen is possibly one of the worst actors working the big screen as well

The Happening

terrible... a little better than lady in the water tho

Tropic Thunder

side-splittingly hilarious and loads of fun with a few memorable performances... there were certainly some spoofy parts in it but overall it was great film by itself... the willem dafoe spoof scene was a little predictable but still its probably one of the best comedies out this year... great ensemble cast while robert downey jr was certainly the highlight of it all... tom cruise needs mentioning too... a great watch

Resident Evil: Extinction

Milla Jovovich is the only reason i watched these films and she jst gets better and better... her acting is very average tho


a comparatively unknown gem... a enthralling story and an absorbing semi-fictionalized auto-biography of a legendary prisoner capped off with two unforgettable performances... A must see on all accounts


it seemed like an awful case of indigestion to me... seemed like a cheap independent semi-porn flick which tried so desperately to be meaningful that in the end it meant nothing and left a sort of twisted reality which was in no way beneficial to accept... the sex and crashes came so randomly that it became redundant... desperate to be arty... cronenberg's 'spider' was leagues ahead of this

Get Smart
Get Smart(2008)

funny in parts... carell brings a different type of comedy to the table although his character was a little inconsistent... worth a watch tho

The X-Files: I Want to Believe (The X Files 2)

it seemed like a pointless and random episode from the early seasons of x-files... in the end i was jst confused as to why this film was even made... it seemed so random

Bee Season
Bee Season(2005)

pointless and awful... binoche's character was inexplicably selfish and inconsistent... bizarre and irritating

Scenes of a Sexual Nature

most of the portrayals were pointless and unrealistic... a complete waste of time

The Love Guru

what a rancid comedy... myers style is becoming repetitive and seems to be recycled over and over again... timberlake shud never act coz he cant...

Sex and the City

seemed like an awful reunion film in which the producers of the show jst wanted to make sure no one forgot any characters... the film was way too long hardly ever had a worthwhile point to make and jst seemed utterly whinny... ruined the entire series for me... a cheesy insult at the viewers' intelligence...

He Was a Quiet Man

it was actually predictable but still the film was disturbing... Slater's performance was great and the film was definitely worth the watch... Cuthbert was awful tho and the end didn't blow me away...

Baby Mama
Baby Mama(2008)

nothing much... funny in parts

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

was really cool although i still think i would've appreciated it more if i had watched it before the dark knight just like everyone else

First Sunday
First Sunday(2008)

not as bad as i expected... from ice cube i dnt expect much at all

Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!

a very witty animated comedy brought to u in classic Dr.Seuss style... very weird an equally entertaining


every part of this movie was unbearably irritating... there was nothing at all which cud be commendable in it... typically Eddie Murphy tho... but still not in the least bit funny

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

average... pretty ridiculous in parts


a shockingly terrible piece of crap... everything in the movie was inexplicably terrible... the acting was alrite but the story and the plot (or lack of) was plain unbearable... wat a waste of 90 minutes...


Dustin Hoffman was just amazing in this film... he single handedly sold the movie with his performance...

Batman Gotham Knight

sum of the clear jap anime sucked but sum episodes luked fantastic...

The Reaping
The Reaping(2007)

not very gud... the story was flawed on so many levels it became almost unwatchable...

Shakespeare in Love

the final scene with the queen ruined the entire movie for me...

Lars and the Real Girl

an amazing emotional roller coaster... the movie is utterly tragic but still humorous in parts... really gud

The Incredible Hulk

loved it... u hav to considering the last hulk movie... the subtle hints at the comic and the tv series were brilliant...

Rocket Science

painful to watch... a giant insult to all who stutter...

Nim's Island
Nim's Island(2008)

enjoyed it... the end was maybe a little premature but it was still fun

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

there were so many countless similarities to lotr it was a bit hard to stomach at first but still great fun

Lady in the Water

easily shyamalan's worst... terrible story awful acting with the exception of certain parts by Giamatti and a crappy script and twist... everything abt the movie was very very poor... im still recovering from how corny the story is... Shyamalan shudnt act either coz basically he cant

Drillbit Taylor

funny in parts but it will annoy u more than make u laugh...

Glory Road
Glory Road(2006)

seen too many of these to even take seriously... was unlucky enough to hav absolutely nothing else to watch...

Dog Day Afternoon

a classic... the first of its kind

Kung Fu Panda

this was so cute and sufficiently funny... pandas rule

The Forbidden Kingdom

apart from the fighting this movie offered very little... the story, acting and dialog was very corny... Jackie Chan as narrator DID NOT work at all... and there u go planting an American ONCE AGAIN in a completely different culture and making him the one who saves their world... bugger off

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

everything was such a great nostalgic ride until the final scene with the damn alien saucer... WHY SPIELBERG WHY!!! i kno he likes the whole alien thing but dnt bring that crap into the indi movies... but overall it was still a great movie with the greatest car chase scene ever... love the soundtrack

This Is England

pretty much the same concept of American History X but not better than it... still it is a powerful story and theme that shud be viewed by everyone... brilliant...

The Oxford Murders

a nice throwback to a by-gone era of detective/mystery murder movies... but other than that it doesnt offer much more... the plot line crumbles in its own complexity... and Wood seemed way out of place... used too many british terms for an American too

Kataude mashin gâru (The Machine Girl)

the worst piece of horse crap i have ever seen... i understand that it was trying to achieve a somewhat cult image but this falls so short of every criteria which fits a watchable movie... terrible script, unbelievably crap acting, and an over the top (trying to be cool but failing miserably) storyline... an insult to all movie goers... at least the ones with taste and intellect...

Bee Movie
Bee Movie(2007)

errr... difficult to make anything out of it... its over the top but cute...

What Happens in Vegas

pretty funny... u pretty much kno wats gonna happen in the end anyway but u still watch it... the age difference of the two leads is jst too freaky to ignore coz its visible on screen

Good Luck Chuck

not great but decently entertaining...


completely and utterly overrated...

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

hmph... too many characters n i hated wat they did to venom. THE most significant villain in the spider man comics should have his own movie.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Hmmm... If you like the story of Silver Surfer as much as me, you'll hate the movie... And besides the acting sucked...


as gud as u can expect it to be...

The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

a fairly decent family movie... the WW2 backdrop was interesting...

Full Metal Jacket

different... defenitely not my favorite war movie still prefer platoon and thin red line but i guess this is jst somehow different in an over-the-top way

Dragon Wars
Dragon Wars(2007)

every aspect of this movie was terrible... the worst iv seen in a long time... one thing i hate more than a crap movie is expensive looking crap... terrible acting, worst story and plot ever in the history of cinema...


pretty funny... cute story not particularly believable and l go as far as to say way way way over the top but its pixar so wat do u expect... still gud

An American Crime

one of those movies which will put u in a bad mood for an entire week... watch once but only once... twisted demented and very real... great acting too

Wild Hogs
Wild Hogs(2007)

great fun... not the deepest movies ul watch but u gotta appreciate gud fun sometimes... cliche and predictable but who cares it was funny enough...

Street Kings
Street Kings(2008)

average... i guess i was expecting something more and i dnt even kno why... especially ewn keanu reeves is playing the lead

Definitely, Maybe

enjoyed it a lot... thought it was charming in its way... not spectacular but definitely worth a watch wen u need some lightweight stuff


another one of sams really terrible and awfully excruciating movies... terrible dnt watch...

The Other Boleyn Girl

didnt like eric bana as king henry but the movie overall was very well done... loved natalie portman...

Alpha Dog
Alpha Dog(2007)

overrated... was like a weird skin head movie that jst didnt ever get off...

Virgin Territory

nothing great but definitely entertaining... funny in parts and worth watching... weird soundtrack


worst movie i have ever watched... parts were like a cheap porn movie with a slight story... the lead actress shud just get a job doing something else and save us from her lack of talent... her face will annoy u guaranteed

Fierce People

cudv been better with a better lead... but the story and the twist was great until the disappointing end...

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

poor in most departments... apart from entertaining this movie doesn't really offer anything more... diane kruger is not a good actress but then again that is not wat is required from a story line that wudv no doubt enraged the queen... worth borrowing the dvd tho


one of the most beautiful films of all time... watched it for the second time after years and its still one of the most powerful movies... DeNiro and Williams deliver two of the most memorable performances...


oh cmon... this has got to be sum spoofy teen experiment... honestly how does this crap make it to cinemas... a toothed vagina!!! wtf???

Being John Malkovich

damn funny... charlie kaufmann's brilliance is splattered all over this


abrupt ending but still an epic film... tom hanks was great...


hmm... tuk a long time to actually start... seemed like a teeny horror movie gone wrong... not worth the watch

The Nines
The Nines(2007)

jst one wrd... tiresome... too blurry and the concept is too vast to handle... the end is up for interpretation... couldv been more

Charlie Wilson's War

wat a piece of overrated crap... "Let's kill some Russians"... the scene where the Russian pilot talks abt his problem with monogamy while shooting down Afghans was the limit for me... American propaganda piece of dung... only high point was Hoffman's performance... utter excrement dnt watch

The Omen
The Omen(1976)

Ahhh the classic beheading scene... will remember it forever... the movie was brilliant...

The Omen
The Omen(2006)

It was quite impressive... hard to beat the first really but i enjoyed it... the kid wasnt really weird tho jst seemed stupid and aloof... Schreiber was pretty gud too

The Bank Job
The Bank Job(2008)

i was quite impressed by this... didnt expect it to be great... great story nice twists and gud ending... wats more it really happened

88 Minutes
88 Minutes(2008)

very poor... not really worth watching... the story isnt that great and leelee sobieski shud never hav picked a career in acting... i fear Pacino is losing his touch... no charisma at all

10,000 B.C.
10,000 B.C.(2008)

absolute crap... crap acting crap story crap research as well... the lead actor was crap everyone else around him was crap, the script was crap... im pretty sure they weren't building pyramids in 10,000 bc too... oh yeah no large sail ships either... it got a 2 coz of the visual effects which was average


enjoyed it... not a great story or explanation but the film was smart

The Invincible Iron Man

not great... hoping the movie will be better which i highly doubt

The Heartbreak Kid

i liked the ending... it was hilarious... pretty gud stiller flick

The Mist
The Mist(2007)

Sadistic ending that'll hav u wondering which way ud like to kill Stephen King... honestly the ending was uncalled for...

Raging Bull
Raging Bull(1980)

The brilliance which is Martin Scorsese

Vantage Point

pretty interesting movie... some of the bits were not planned out as well as it shud be especially some of the timing in a few sequences as opposed to the others... but overall worth the watch

Run Fatboy Run

light but so much fun... not the funniest movie ul see but i jst love the Simon Pegg stuff... not as gud as hot fuzz or shaun of the dead tho...

Meet the Spartans

funny at the start but then got so lame... terrible waste of time...

The Mothman Prophecies

gud thriller... scary with a great story

Jackie Brown
Jackie Brown(1997)

Wasn't as gud as reservoir dogs and pulp fiction but it was still pretty gud... dnt really like pam grier and DeNiro is perfectly out of place...


disturbing is one way of putting it... strong story but jst too much for me in parts


it started off promising but then lost its effect for me... cudv been more... i was luking for more explanations and conclusions but there were none... the shaky camera thing worked for blair witch but this seemed a bit stupid towards the end... personally i wudv lost the camera long before the end...

The 11th Hour

some really scary stuff for u rite here... loved the final bit


i jst felt dumb after this... i didnt get it at all and it was too boring to watch over... i suppose the ending was deep but i cudnt be bothered making the connection

21 Grams
21 Grams(2003)

loved this movie... the cast was brilliant...

Cidade de Deus (City of God)

brilliant... ruthless kids with guns always gets me but the story was great... loved it

Martian Child

different kinda feel gud movie... predictable in parts but still a decent watch... enjoyed it


I dnt like Gyllenhaal and his performance wsnt great... but the story was gud except that some parts r nt explained even at the end...

The Invasion
The Invasion(2007)

bit of a lame story... the movie has been done a number of times as well but still was entertaining...

Edward Scissorhands

not burton's best but still great... depp was pretty intense... nice story... cnt believe i waited so long before watching this...

My Best Friend's Birthday

errr... ok... i thnk ppl r getting a lil carried away with this one... luk at the ratings for this... shows early signs of his writing skills... obviously not great quality and half the movie is missing... acting was really really awful, especially his own... but there were moments...

The Hunting Party

very nice... didnt like gere tho

No Country for Old Men

their may hav been a lot of frustrated viewers at the cinema... i was constantly rewinding and re-listening to the dialogue... i hate southern accents i jst cnt understand shit sometimes... the acting was really gud tho... best movie huh? hmmm... probably need to watch it again...

Saw IV
Saw IV(2007)

worse than the third... utter waste of time... the writers are just fishing randomly for twists in the plot... and they're so bad that even tho u dnt expect it, its still lame... stupid story, terrible acting, and jst pretty downright bad...

Lions for Lambs

detached and irrelevant at times... cudv been more... actually no it cudnt it was jst average...

30 Days of Night

:P... this was bad... really bad... didnt even realize they were vampires for sum time... probably coz i wsnt paying attention to half of the film... slow and boring...

Saw III(2006)

the killers completely lose their appeal... terrible from beginning to end... and jigsaw becomes really annoying in the end and seems to be almost godlike in his predictions... the movie is pure sewage... the ending was far fetched and the plot was even worse... crap from start to finish

Saw II
Saw II(2005)

thot it was better than one... better story and better acting (thats for sure)


was impressed...

There Will Be Blood

Daniel day-lewis was flawless but i only wish there was a slightly more conclusive ending... and lewis' character is without a doubt a villain... dnt see any other side of the argument on that one... thot paul dano wasnt convinving at all...

Efter brylluppet (After the Wedding)

One of the best films of the year by far... amazing the quality of this film in comparison to this year's hollywood ones... the acting was jst in a league of its own... brilliant story as well...

Rescue Dawn
Rescue Dawn(2007)

Bale's performance was intense as usual specially as the movie progresses and his character becomes a little more complex... Zahn was alrite playing in a serious role but he still has that comical aloofness that jst doesnt fit in a drama... his deranged rantings towards the end didnt wrk wit me... still trying to wonder how bale gets off starving himself or buffing up in every movie...


Gud... liked the dialog mainly in the beginning of the film but the transition from funny to serious didnt wrk for me... juno being nominated for the oscars proves that this year has been a very very average year for films...

August Rush
August Rush(2007)

not as bad as i expected... corny in parts but it was definitely worth the watch... i liked the story and the cliche at the end... a bit oliver twist like in parts but it was gud

The Jane Austen Book Club

surprisingly good... enjoyed it... corny ending but it was needed considering the entire story is based on jane austen

The Last Legion

I thnk i saw the high skool version of helms deep... ben kingsley playing a rip off gandalf... oh god the acting... it is by far the worst movie iv watched this year and most of last year considering i watched gigli last year... corny shit

Michael Clayton

Tom Wilkinson was really gud in this... loved the story and the ending even tho i expected it to turn out somewhat similar... still a great movie


oh my god... if i didnt get free tickets to watch this movie i wouldve killed myself for spending a dime on watching this piece of crap... Hayden Chritensen and Rachel Bilson were probably the two worst actors to put together for just one reason... they suck at what they are paid to do... Samuel L. Jackson isnt helping his situation either... he;s just not picking his roles right... i dnt think he's picking at all anymore... what a flop what a disappointment... lame

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Brilliant. I loved everything about it...Tim Burton was probably the perfect director for this story... Burton, Depp, and Carter are starting to remind me of the Scorcese, DeNiro, Pesci love affair... I loved the music and lyrics in this one... im not a fan of musicals bcoz i cant listen to songs i dnt kno for 2 hours but this didnt bore me...

The Great Debaters

i dnt usually buy all the feel-gud movies but this one was pretty gud... wasnt over the top and the movie never lost its direction... gud piece of storytelling...

American Psycho

awesome movie... loved the dark humour as well... class...

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

sean connery was brilliant... far better than the 2nd movie...

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2)

i loved alien and i dnt appreciate movies like this one... the first one was bad but tolerable... this one was like some teeny horror movie with high skool brawls and the works... the aliens were made into pussies and some of it completely contradicted the original movies... reminded me of cabin fever with odd looking look alike alien creatures... add in some terrible acting and we've got AVP2... whats worse is there's the sickening hint of another installment... the producers should be skinned alive and the ppl who like it burned at the stake...

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

wht an absolute corny piece of work... i love the first movie even now but the second one was jst awful... and btw ITS SRI LANKA NOT INDIA U BASTARD!!!


bad acting, bad song choices, corny script, dull all the way throughout the movie... one of the worst musicals iv witnessed...

Across the Universe

it started off well but every musical comes to the point where too many songs are crammed in to 2 hours (which is anyway a bit too long to hear so many songs u havnt heard MUCH of)... and i felt they tried to add too many of them into one... didn't like the selection of songs either... Bono was funny and 'hey jude' was gud...

The Golden Compass

im guessing the book ws much better... but the story is a little too silly to be believable... a movie soon to be forgotten until its sequel is released... only gave it 3 coz i like polar bears...


slow and boring... couldv been much more... arty but not in a gud way for once... not recommended for any1 wit ADD


impressive visually...

Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Expected a little more considering the achievements of the first film... Cate Blanchett however still gave a brilliant performance ir maybe i have a weak spot for her... cant get her pointy ears thing out of my head tho... Clive Owen was rubbish and didn't fit in at all... he doesn't belong in period films and kind of murdered the entire film by himself... still decent tho...

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Casey Affleck did a great job... some really intense scenes between Brad Pitt and him... nice story telling

The Fountain
The Fountain(2006)

Visually rich but confusing at times... stunning art work and some some gud acting... but im still a bit ify on the storyline...

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Will Ferrell is becoming sadder and sadder by the movie... he's jst not funny anymore... in almost all his movies he portrays a guy who's best at something... the best nascar driver, the best ice skater, the best actor god he's sad... Sacha Baron Cohen was funny tho...

Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up(2007)

spoofy and fun... makes u wanna like it but some parts were jst too shameless to handle...

The Last Kiss

hmmm... not too bad... like the soundtrack...


The worst of the quadrology... though its still decent...


This movie was just brilliant and even if you watch it now you can't think its corny... Sigourney Weaver is one bad-ass bitch in this one... "Leave her alone you bitch" ahh priceless

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH IS NOT ALONE!!! ooooooh... seriously doesn't anyone get tired of apocalyptic movies like this... its not even scary anymore and u always know wats gonna happen... a deadly virus hits the world and everyone is transformed into flesh eating monsters... 28 days later, 28 weeks later, dawn of the dead, resident evil... bunch of pathetic losers... not even a worthy twist to set it apart from the rest of its genre except for some above average acting by THE ONLY MAN IN THE MOVIE!!! 28 days later was far superior...


Enjoyed it a lot... a bit draggy though... wudnt watch it again simply bcoz the movie takes too long to build up pace...


Timothy Eliphant??? Olyphant??? is he??? he sucked in Die Hard he was worse in this... I played all four games... loved all of it and then some moron goes n makes this... for a story with such potential the script was bad, casting worse, the plot was all over the place and OLYPHANT's VOICE!!! NOT 47's... worst of all were the stock cliches lying abt the movie with tactless disguise...

Ocean's Thirteen

leaps and bounds better than the second installment although i do think its quite enough now... ocean's 14??? pls dnt...


hoffman was gud but the movie itself was slightly disappointing... mixed emotions abt this... wudnt dream of watching it again...


i was really impressed with this... some parts of the cinematography were brilliant and the story was gripping from start to finish.. gud escape from the usual 2 dimensional characters as well... loved the soundtrack

The Queen
The Queen(2006)

The acting was just class and i wsnt as bored as i imagined id be either...

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

painful... radcliffe wsnt the wrst actor so you can just imagine how bad the rest were... the duelling was just so lame... didnt appreciate the frodo moment wen gandalf falls off the bridge of Kazad Dum moment either... bludy rip off...

Knocked Up
Knocked Up(2007)

funny... but lost its humour towards the end... the delivery scene was too graphic for me... shit there are somethings u jst dnt show...

Children of Men

worth a watch but nothing much to write home about...

Surf's Up
Surf's Up(2007)

love the whole documentary spin on it... it almost makes u forget the fact that there are freaking penguins on surf boards...

The Kingdom
The Kingdom(2007)

decent... worth a watch...


this ws superly bad

American Gangster

loved it... great performances by both crowe and denzel...

Memoirs of a Geisha

Wonderful art direction... loved it...

The Machinist

Bale is a maniac... i heard he ate crackers and drank water for 6 months for this film... then he gained it all back for Batman


Machete!!! that bit was damn funny...

Death Proof
Death Proof(2007)

i actually liked this one better than Planet Terror... loved the directing... although the Kiwi girl sucked... im nt sure if that was deliberate either...

Planet Terror (Grindhouse Presents: Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror)

i dunno wat to thnk of it but it was entertaining... it was deliberately edited really badly...

Hustle & Flow

Seen way too many of these to even care for it... but some of the performances made it worth borrowing from a friend...

A Civil Action

It was all over the place... there wasnt any flow and the ending was abrupt and unsatisfactory...


Funny and sarcastic... it was fun to watch altho im not a great fan of musicals and the frequent breaking into song bits were irritating...


Liked the story but i didnt appreciate some of the acting in some parts

Empire of the Sun

never heard of this movie till very recently... cant believe it tho coz it was great...

The Piano
The Piano(1993)

Holly Hunter was brilliant in this... Anna Paquin was really bad but she had no effect on the movie... it still was entertaining and disturbing at the same time...

Hannibal Rising

Oh Yes... Hannibal the vigilante/samurai warrior... completely uncharismatic maniac which ruins the legacy of one of the greatest villains of all time...

Batman Begins

finally, a batman thats tru to the comics... never get sick of this movie

The Good German

Can that silly SODerbergh get some one else to act in his movies pls??? wats his obsession with Clooney??? reminds me of the DeNiro/Pesci/Scorcese affair... lol... but this movie was disappointing and Tobey Maguire was not convincing at all... he looks to innocent to even say 'fuck'...

Assault on Precinct 13

pretty straight forward action flick... no great twists in the plot and the ones that are there can be seen from miles away...

Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts)

I didnt kno this was a remake... but it ws easily the corniest horror flick iv ever witnessed... total waste...

28 Weeks Later...

kinda enjoyed it... i loved the soundtrack for some odd reason... seemed basic enough but i liked the music played during the violent bits... other than for that the story and the acting was just average...


I just absolutely loved the Cuban bit... treating 9/11 heroes in Cuban hospitals was a nice touch... lol

Lucky Number Slevin

enjoyed this one a lot... figured out some of the plot towards the end but it didnt take the edge off...

Reign Over Me

Adam Sandler was his usual retarded self but it actually managed to be quite effective...

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

Depp was gud in number one, nothing much in the second, and just plain tiresome in this one... i hope to god there's no more pirates...


Cassel sucks in this one... he does in most of his English films really but this in particular...


Mildly stimulating... Hugh Dancy's acting was moving in spots...

V for Vendetta

No significant villain in this one... V's plan works just like clockwork while the chancellor stares into space... everything else doesn't contribute too much to the theme... a bit too sensationalist/Fundamentalist for me... the cheesy love story and the absolutely retarded torture sequence just made it worse... oh n dnt forget the matrix style dagger fighting... wats a masked vigilante/ revolutionary without his/her Rafael daggers huh??? Hugo??? yup... he's better off acting behind a mask...


a very teeny horror movie... keeps u interested i guess... one of those movies ud feel very guilty wen u find out u mildly enjoyed it... The title suggested much more although its not really a word at all :S Suburbia/Disturbia??? hmmm

Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz(2007)

Thought it wud be funnier... but maybe i was too sleepy to enjoy the humour... but overall it still woke me up with fits of laughter at a few points in the movie which is more than i can say for most of the Hollywood 'comedies'/ American hysterics out there...


Holy Mother... it was just as bad as every review suggested... BUT i thnk i mite hav seen worse...

A Good Year
A Good Year(2006)

Average... ending was cliche... different from Ridley Scott...

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

One of the best cinematic achievements of all time... the story, the cast, the soundtrack, the visual effects, andy serkis, everything was just spot on... ppl who love J.K. Rowling might get a little jealous, ppl who dnt kno the books shudnt complain, Tolkien lovers - OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT BETTER THAN THE BOOK!!! IS THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST BETTER THAN THE GOSPELS??? and all the others who dnt like the trilogy probably found 'Finding Nemo' profoundly interesting... and if u didnt then ur just a plain moron...


One of my favorites... Paul Giamatti is one of the most underrated actors ever... he did a great job on this one...

Little Miss Sunshine

Funny in a dark kinda way... love it...

Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane(1941)

The directing is brilliant and the story was certainly novel at the time... despite its age i enjoyed it...

Eastern Promises

I was disappointed in the end... i expected much more... Viggo had a slightly over cooked Russian accent but his acting was alright...

3:10 to Yuma
3:10 to Yuma(2007)

What can i say... Christian Bale was absolutely outstanding... Crowe was as good... the ending may puzzle some ppl but the screenplay was pretty gud... "Even bad men love their mommas"


I was actually quite impressed by this movie... took me by suprise

The Silver Chair

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! C.S.Lewis wud be rolling in his grave for this one...

The Lion, the Witch, & the Wardrobe (TV SHOW)

wat a pile of rubbish... the new movie was way better and it was truer to the books i thought... the animation sucked in this BBC version and the battle sequences were especially horrendous...

Good Will Hunting

Robin Williams was brilliant in it and i really cnt believe i didnt see this movie for 10 years after it was released... the screenplay was brilliant...

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

DiCaprio was really gud in this... cnt believe i only saw this movie now... Johnny Depp was awesome too but Leonardo DiCaprio was the real star...


A seriously overrated piece of junk with absolutely no structure wat so ever... suffered thru the most part of it after the beginning was so promising... Hudson's voice was really gud but her screeching got a bit unbearable towards the end... her song 'your gonna love me' is the longest goddamn song in the world and it was downright screaming and wailing... the singing was way to much and the lyrics were just terrible... it was on mute thru out most of the last 45 mins...


3 Stars is not all that bad for this movie... they did the best they cud with it although penelope Cruz was just awfully stale in the acting department... il giv her a 2/10 for acting but 7/10 for just being there in the film:P

Something's Gotta Give

Some scenes are horrendously gross but it's certainly funny...

A Time to Kill

Easily the best John Grisham adaptation to date... The story is compelling and the final statement to the Jury by McConaughey... cliche but u gotta love it...

The Girl in the Café (The Girl in the Cafe)

Bill Nighy gave one hell of a performance... jst loved the movie and the concept although the ending will leave a bit of a gaping hole in the storyline... Nighy and Macdonald gave inspiring performances that probably made the movie worth watching in the end...


Not that great really... seen a million like this and seen half a million better... long drawn middle part with a very abrupt ending... u need to c the deleted scenes to kinda feel like u kno the entire story or else its a bit of a blur...

Presumed Innocent

Predictable in the end but it was still gud...


The star is for the glimpses of Will Ferrell's trademark comic bits but really he's getting a bit old now... not worth the watch really...

The Pursuit of Happyness

Powerful... Will Smith gave a really gud performance... was it better than Ali??? urm hard one... but he's acting at the end of the movie was certainly very very powerful... the little Smith did a great job too i thnk...

Lawrence of Arabia

A bit long and boring but Peter O'Toole is fantastic and makes it worth every minute...

The Fisher King

Terry Gilliam's shining moment... Robin Williams is just brilliant in this

The Grudge 2
The Grudge 2(2006)

I didnt think u cud get worse than the first grudge movie but apparently i was very wrong... terrible special effects and worse acting with the most ridiculously pointless ending and no significant effort to salvage the already hacked theme... The ending had me wondering why i didnt watch an hour of Nickelodeon instead... Don't bother with it

The Thirteenth Floor

Very much like the Matrix... but unique in its own way... no dramatic martial arts/ heavy firing sequences but a good movie none the less:P...

The Lake House

such a corny story bt i really dnt kno why i liked it...

The Island
The Island(2005)

This movie was all hype and no delivery... poor in every department...


Cage is losing it i think... start picking ur roles dude... or if u r already, get someone else to pick it for u...


total waste of time... not even a faint effort made to explain some parts of the story... too many loopholes and untied ends... don't waste ur time with this crap although Bullock makes a valiant yet inadequate effort to save tthe movie...


God wat do ppl expect from a 50's movie... great CGI??? it was gud for the time i suppose... i always like a kirk douglas flick...


It was actually better than i expected... i actually think i enjoyed it...

Letters from Iwo Jima

I enjoyed the movie very much... however, the script wasn't great but i'm pretty sure it sounded much better in Japanese... the emotion of the script was lost in translation i hope... i liked the idea of the Americans being the antagonists as well...:)

End of Days
End of Days(1999)

I thought Gabriel Byrne did a gud job...


I loved Ralph Fiennes in this... intense performance n an interesting story

Batman & Robin

I can very proudly say this is the worst batman flick ever and also one of the world's worst big budget movies... Clooney is very embarassed abt this movie as is Thurman... she was jst pathetic... i ws 10 wen i watched it and i ws still appalled...

Collateral Damage

Is there any force too great for Arnie???

War of the Worlds

U wud think that aliens who've watched us for bloody centuries wud kno that our bloody atmosphere wud kill them... basic stuff u morons... terrestrial disease-causing bacteria??? DIDN'T U GUYS BOTHER TO FIND OUT IF IT WUD HARM U??? wat the bloody hell were u guys doing while observing us humans???

Mystic River
Mystic River(2003)

Sean Penn and Tim Robbins were absolutely brilliant... One of my all time favorites...


A bit difficult to follow but the acting was pretty solid... not a brilliant story either... it was average...


an absolutely fearless representation of racism and the stereotypical elements of culture and race... Bird York's soundtrack for the movie was just amazing...


This movie was screaming 'CHEAP RIP OFF!!!'... the acting really saved it tho... not for me but worth renting or even better borrowing... Crash was much superior in every way...

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump(1994)

Best Hanks performance of all time... yes even better than Philadelphia...

Cast Away
Cast Away(2000)

I actually liked it where as most thnk its quite boring... very simple story but its...hmmm... intriguing...

The Polar Express

Nice to watch during Christmas... it the only time of year ppl will be kind enough not to throw tomatoes at the big screen... Nah its nt that bad... its really very family'ish...

Mean Girls
Mean Girls(2004)

HAHAHAHA sooo bad... n to thnk it may be one of Lohan's most tolerable films...

In the Cut
In the Cut(2003)

a little senseless... probably coz seing Meg Ryan in this role is jst plain disturbing in its self... wat happened to all the PG fun???

The Patriot
The Patriot(2000)

U will always be only William Wallace... rip off

Hotel Rwanda
Hotel Rwanda(2004)

brilliant but 'shooting dogs' was better...

World Trade Center

poor... more pro-american jargon n sentimental crap... not worth the ticket...

The War Lord
The War Lord(1965)

Not many ppl hav watched this... bt i found it lying around wen i ws going thru my medieval movie phase... pretty gud and definitely worth a watch...


I still wonder how they did the chariot race in this one... doing it wud be a daunting task without special effects... I hate Hestojn but his acting is brilliant in this...


I loved this movie... long but worth every minute...

Rabid Dogs (Cani arrabbiati) (Kidnapped) ( A Man and a Boy)

Don't listen to what anyone says... this movie is a load of crap... the worst part abt it is that annoying soundtrack which goes on and on and on throughout the entire movie... the acting is worse than anything iv seen before... maybe the violence scenes wudv wrked during the stone ages... Had 70's all over it bt for once i dnt mean that in a gud way...

Beyond the Gates

wow... the story is a lot like Hotel Rwanda but there's something abt this movie that seems more real.

Little Children

The acting was really gud in this movie. definitely worth a watch.


I thought it was better than Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as prequels usually are. But Pitt was good...

The Prestige
The Prestige(2006)

Christian Bale was just amazing in this movie. A must see


fucking cockroaches...


Martin Scorsese's best film to date

Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver(1976)

This is why i love De Niro.

The Promise (Master of Crimson Armor) (Wu ji)

Loved the colour portrayal in the movie. Good cinematography but i really didn't like the story.


I really enjoyed Spacey's performance in this. The ending is up for interpretation.


Cox gives a good performance but is nothing compared with Hopkins. But it is definitely worth the watch.

The Silence of the Lambs

Anthony Hopkins will knock u off ur seat with this. the epitome of psychological thrillers.

Ice Princess
Ice Princess(2005)

Some of the worst acting I've seen. oh well Joan Allen and Kim Cattrall were decent at least... but the screenplay was just really crap...


Anthony Hopkins brings back his Lector style psychological bullshit on his crime bt this time its with a lawyer... bt it was entertaining enough. good plot.

Open Your Eyes (Abre los Ojos)

This was so much better to that dumb Cruise flick...

An Inconvenient Truth

Do u think Al Gore had something to do wit the oscar this doc won??? naaah... the oscars rnt political...


one movie you have to watch once and once only

Breaking and Entering

NOT ANOTHER JUDE LAW FLICK!!! as if he didn't already come in enough marital/relationship based movies...


overrated... good cinematography... script???hmmmm... a bit sensational

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

I'm still confused as to whether children should be allowed to watch this.

The Shining
The Shining(1980)

Jack Nicholson is so freakin scary in this... Hannibal Lector is put to shame

The Blair Witch Project

My favorite Horror... yes I don't watch many.

Batman Returns

Nothing beats the first installment

The Shawshank Redemption

One of my all time favorite movies. But then again isn't it everyone's

Big Fish
Big Fish(2003)

I absolutely loved this movie.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Casino Royale

Why don't ppl like Craig? he's just so good as Bond... Much truer to the books anyway...

The Departed
The Departed(2006)

Intelligent Drama and a good fast paced plot. Was it Scorcese's best? No way... i thnk he deserved the Oscar for many other movies but not this...


Just brilliant... A must see


Severely Underrated movie... A brilliant story. But it can get boring for some in the middle...

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)

absolute waste of my sleepy time

Fight Club
Fight Club(1999)

When i read the title i thought maybe i should just buy star wars instead but i gave it a go... and it paid off... two solid performances by Norton and Pitt. Became a big fan of both afterwards.

25th Hour
25th Hour(2003)

Spike Lee's big return

American History X

One of the best movies portraying urban racism... Absolute knock out... one of my all time favorites