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Movie Ratings and Reviews

8MM 2
8MM 2(2005)

Not at all related to the first. Rather average.

The Shining
The Shining(1980)

This film is woeful. While the scares are there, they mean nothing because there are essential parts of the plot missing. This film made very little sense to me until I read the book years after seeing this tragic attempt.

Kubric licks balls.

Munchies
Munchies(1987)

Classic! FX are outdated and dodgy but who gives a smeg when it's this much fun!

Cellar Dweller

Pretty lame really but a classic for a giggle

Stephen King's The Shining (MINI-SERIES)

Craps all over Kubricks shite attempt at Stephen Kings masterpiece. Although the acting is a little wooden and forced at times, now it all makes sense... hooray!

Exorcist II: The Heretic

God-awful tripe just cashing in on the success of the first.

House of the Dead

Utter shite. Don't bother.

House of the Dead 2

Better than the first but still full of holes.

Highlander III: The Sorcerer (Highlander: The Final Dimension)
½

Plot-holes anyone? This one is set between Highlander 1 & 2. That being said, it's not an entirely bad film.

Highlander: Endgame

The most horrednous of plot-holes ever, but even still, not entirely unwatchable.

Highlander 2: The Quickening

Much as I love this film, it's not in keeping with the ideology of the first. And the following highlander films are notorious for being incostistent.

Jeepers Creepers 2
½

Better than the first.

I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

Although not completely removed from the first two, this third film relies on supernatural happenstance and thus falls short of any decent scares as it's totally unbelievable. That being said, if it was looked at as an entirely different movie it might not have been quite so bad.

Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

What a bucket of smeg. This film completely veers off the course of the first two and becomes a supernatural piece of crap, not worthy of any more words than this.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

George frickin' Lucas! I want my money back. This is a kids movie! Even the amazing fx can't make up for jar jar friggin' binks. God no!

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Good action stuff here, but the frickin politcal crap can smeg right off.

RoboCop 3
RoboCop 3(1993)

Terrible. Awful plot, no Peter Weller.

The Crow: Wicked Prayer
½

What a long-winded drawn-out piece of crap this is.

From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money

Terrible sequel. Waste of time for the great cast on this awful plot.

Chasing Amy
Chasing Amy(1997)

Possibly my favourite movie ever.
Top 5 for sure.

Superman Returns

Brandon Routh, man, this kid IS Christopher Reeve reincarnated.

Not only does he look like a young Chris, but his voice is frickin' identical!