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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Man With a Movie Camera

If you can find the version with the Cinematic Orchestra music score I can't recommend this film highly enough

8 1/2
8 1/2(1963)

While there is some excellent looks into the heart of film making the plot is not interesting enough to keep you interested for 2 hours. La Notti di Cabiria is a much better film than this

Matchstick Men

Good but predictable


Oh this movie is ridiculously bad, from the openning scene where Dolph is bouncing on trampolines to shoot people, he's scared of the colour white so he chases the bad guy into a milk factory. The main bad guy sounds like he touches kids. John Woo makes bad action movies and this is the worst.

Battlefield Earth

Words can't quite express how bad this film is. That isn't quite true but kids might read this

Battle Royale II

Oh dear God what happened? I'll tell you what happened the director died and they asked his son to complete the film. Well, with lots of veiled references to "that country" and a plot that made as much sense as putting a cd in the microwave. Avoid this at all costs and then you won't taint the original, this is as bad as a sequel can be.

Freddy Got Fingered

A close contender for The worst movie I have ever seen, the only thing this movie is good for is showing you that Tom Green isn't funny; he's just insane.

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

It's going OK, it's wasn't going in my book as on of Spielberg's greatest films but it got to the point where I thought the film would end and I thought "that's an interteresting ending" then Steve must have been hit over the head or something because it suddenly got monumentally bad and made me want to hurt someone, which wasn't the point of the film I'd imagine

2001: A Space Odyssey

It's OK but by no means a masterpiece. There isn't enough here to keep you entertained, there are some great scenes but to me it just felt that the movie was missing something; namely dialogue. I know the lack of dialogue is supposed to be symbolic of the loneliness of space but they must have said more in Clarke's book

Life in the Freezer

If you liked "March of the Penguins" then you'll love this........ plus it has David Attenborough in it


When I saw this at a film festival the producer described it as a party movie, he wasn't wrong. Looking forward to the sequel


A great movie that I highly recommend

Batman Begins

What all the other Batman movies never were; about Batman

The Goonies
The Goonies(1985)

I must have seen this movie more times than any other


Without this movie we wouldn't have the Sergio Leoni Spagetti Western Trilogy. Regardless it's still an awesome film


It just gets better everytime

It's a Wonderful Life

It makes me cry like a girl everytime

Cinema Paradiso (Nuovo Cinema Paradiso)

A movie about loving movies , how can you not like it?

This Is Spinal Tap

Jokes about giving it 11 out of 5 aside, this movie will have you laughing for 2 hours straight (even if the film isn't quite that long)

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Clint doing what Clint does best


Awesome movie, who'd have thought Eugenics could make for such an interesting story

The Shawshank Redemption

My all time favourite movie

Conan the Barbarian

How much running can one man do in a film?

Event Horizon

let's make The Shining BUT IN SPACE!