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The Cheetah Girls 2

One of the rare times a sequel is better than the The Cheetah Girls 2 case it is millions of times better than its original!Amazing locations,scenery,a very original story,Amazing songs,great dance numbers,much improved acting.Raven shadows the cast(again!)with her amazing skills and attitude!To sum up this film in one word,it would have to be.......

The Simpsons Movie

DESTINED TO BECOME THE BEST ANIMATED MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!and it is the best animated movie ever!well
it was everything i expected and a whole lot more!
the laughs never stop coming throughout the whole film!
the story line has been well guarded and rightly so cause it is actually pretty good but i am saying nothing!
The film should maybe have a 12a because we see barts family jewels and homer sticking up the middle finger!
but that didnt stop me from enjoying it!
it was at a perfect length of 90 minutes!
but the problem was that most of the characters didnt really didnt get their moment to shine but the trailer does say "A Cast of Thousands"!
Well it was definitly the best film of the summer and the year so far!after the two awful months of may and june
July and august have been the best(incluing Harry Potter 5,The Simpsons Movie,Hairspray,Transformers and Die Hard 4.0)
Heres hoping for a sequel and maybe hopefully the series can get better!

Mysterious Skin

A truly haunting and wonderful film, perfectly written and acted thanks to its exceptional cast. Not for everyone though, it can get very gritty. But don't let it turn you away.

Mean Girls
Mean Girls(2004)

oh yeah!fantastic!witty,catty and hilarious!

High School Musical 2

Quite disappointing.A soundtrack that is still an amazing but loses that sparkle and show tune type that made the original so likeable and a story that im sure i have seen before.the films plot seems to revolve around Troy which can get annoying sometimes.but overall this is a cheesy and over the top and it knows it.amazingly fun and incredibly cute sequel.but also the characters grow up alot which shows the maturatey of the movie.such a great movie but lacks what the original had and drags down the expectations of how good another HSM movie will be.but still roll on HSM3!

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour

AMAZING!Well everyones not gonna agree because well they ain't big Hannah/Miley fans!It was everything i was expecting and more!Stunning and So much fun!

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

best film so far this year!stunning,gut wrenching,funny and well perfect!MUST SEE NOW!

Knocked Up
Knocked Up(2007)

just perfect!hilarious,offensive and sweet all at the same time!


just absolutly perfect!amy adams was just amazing and rightfully gets a golden globe nod!the whole cast was amazing but not enough Susan Surandon as Narissa!i love the songs which will stick in your head and very addicting!must see for everyone!

Southland Tales

i went in with incredibly low expectations but came out buzzing!its is stunning visually,the acting is very impressive coming from a this LEAD cast who stick to sequels,and bad comedys and an incredible definitly dosent work for those who want to relax for over two hours.this movie makes you think.think very hard.and in the end it will take time to figure out but you will get it eventually.on a scale with Donnie Darko(as they are similar and from the same director)it is not better or worse but exactly equal(well maybe its better than DD directors cut)to it.Not recommended for non thinkers.highly recommended for others

The Golden Compass

not what i expected because i found it completly random and incredibly hilarious!still very enjoyable!

The Notebook
The Notebook(2004)

i love this is beautiful and heart wrenching and heartbreaking!if no one felt anything watching this, is either lying or emotionless

The Darjeeling Limited

an absolutly fantastic film!it is so good its undescribable and there arent many words to describe it!one of the years best!

The Jane Austen Book Club

a fantastic chick flick!witty,hilarious,entertaining and definitly alot of romance!must see!


in 3D this movie will be the most amazing thing you have ever seen.though as a normal film it is still really good but definitly loses alot

The Invasion
The Invasion(2007)

thrilling,entertaining,scary(physically and mentally).i really dont see whats so bad about this movie!!


without a doubt one of the best movies of the year!amazing,hilarious,thrilling and absolutly entertaining on a giant scale!definitley the best pixar movie of them all!

The Nanny Diaries

Loved it!well written and acted and very entertaining!really shines a light into the world of nannies!

Resident Evil: Extinction

abosolutly without a doubt the best installment in the Resident Evil series!oh so thrilling and entertaining!gory and scary.could have had a plot though!i was looking forward to the next one after that ending but found out there wont be another one!that really sucks and sort of ruined the movie!


absolutly fantastic!so entertaining hilarious and thrilling!my only problem that it was far too long!the highlight has to be robert de niro in a dress!hilarious!

The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising

not too bad.very entertaining with good messages and looking forward to the next one.could have been longer though

Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde

disappointing compared to the original but still fun

Just Like Heaven

not great but has a fair few good moments

The Princess Diaries

fantastic chick flick fun

Nancy Drew
Nancy Drew(2007)

absolutly fantastic!probly not for the die hard Nancy Drew fans!it was just so good!

Little Man
Little Man(2006)

not as good white chicks!it had its momentts but overall not great

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

i dont care what anybody says about this spider-man being the worst!but in my opinion its is the best written,directed and acted of them all!it was highly entertaining and ssurprisingly hilarious and is my fav them all!

Jackass: Number Two

hilariously disgusting!


it was a film that was absolutly perfect with not a mistake in sight!Oh so scary and frightning and hilarious rolled into one!But that goes for the expierence at the movies1On DVD it lost that sense of scariness as the film is not knowing who is doing what and not knowing really what is going the movies,you sit in darkness for 2 hours with up to 200 strangers.this added a sense of scariness to the film.that sense was lost on still has the odd scare on DVDand is still hilarious but throught out the film i felt a sense of loss.but i would still watch it over and over for entertainment value purely but to do with scare i dont think might be different for people who ONLY saw it on DVD but for those in the UK and Ireland where it is still on release,see it in the cinema first.still highly recommended outside of movies though

Material Girls

one duff is enough!but two and you have got one true piece of airhead teen fluff!though their are those guilty pleasure moments overall it is pretty bad!

The Cheetah Girls

i expected more!it was ok with an odd few good songs and average numbers.acting was a little ish ish but raven carried the movie on her shoulders.but the ending was so over the top bad.i dont think a dog stuck in a hole would put Manhattan at a stand still!

High School Musical

Definitly one of the cheesiest movies ever but its a film that knows it and embraces it.absolutly amazing songs and dancing that are so cute characters and a great story.though the film is aimed at the teenie boppers,i have to say i try to steer clear of disney but this made me love disney all over again.a must see for all willing to open their hearts to an amazing film!


far superior to the original and is perfect in every single sense of the word!the music i just cant stop listening to!john travolta is absolutly amazing and hilarious as edna and walks all over Divines origianl Edna!Nikki Blonsky is in for alot of buzz as Tracy in her heel stomping show stopping performance!Michelle Pfeiffer takes a fantastically bitchy turn!Amanda Bynes steps out of her teen comedy comfort zone and really shines!Elijah kelley like Nikki is an amazing newcomer!Queen Latifah is also showstopping!Zac Efron shows off his skills for once as his first acting turn since the cheesefest high school musical!Another surprising turn is James Marsden as Corny!who knew he could sing and so well!and Brittany Snow is actually pretty good and also steps out of her teen and kid comedy comfort zone!this is a showstopping unmissable movie!

Little Miss Sunshine

this is certainly one of the best films ever!!!how can anyone not like it!!its funny heartbreaking,true to life and funny again
this is definitly one of the best films ever!MUST SEE!!!

Good Bye, Lenin!

i loved this film.its hilarious in a bittersweet sort of way!!!it is foreign film the way i like it!!its my opinion of masterpiece

Clerks II
Clerks II(2006)

i must say kevin smith is back on top form!!!it is a major improvement on clerks!!!smith handles vulgar comedy,drama and real life situations in one 90 minute film in a way only kevin smith could!!!fuckin fantasic

Dazed and Confused

this was so cool!it really felt like the 70's!!!the acting was great and amazing!this is the ultimate 70s movie!!!FANTASTIC!!!


i love this film!!!it is John waters first mainstrwam film but it still feels like a waters film!i must say that its remake is a much better film as it does not have a dull moment!


fantastic musical fun!


one of my favourite films!an original masterpiece!it has the kevin smith charm!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

3rd best harry potter of them all.Its where the movies took a darker turn for the good.The previous films felt too long drawn out and very boring in parts(like most of Chris Columbus movies).This film felt the perfect length and much better than previous efforts.very good!


not as good as clerks but still fuckin hilarious as hell!!!i could quote this forever!

Chasing Amy
Chasing Amy(1997)

an improvement on mallrats and a dramatic turn for kevin smith!i thought it was sad,funny and brilliant!must see

Breakfast on Pluto

one of my favourite films!a groundbraking masterpiece

Everything is Illuminated

this is quirky,funny and upsetting comedy has got a great cast too!fantastic!

The Nightmare Before Christmas

this is a unique film!its gothic,dark,funny and its claymation!!!this is certainly one of the best films from tim burton!!!!masterpiece


i live this film!its a john waters film!

A Dirty Shame

a dirty wierd wacky fantastic sort of gives new john waters fans an idea of johns earlier work like pink flamingos but nothing will ever be as weird and disgusting as pink flamingos!

Cecil B. Demented

a fucking fantastic take on politics,patty hearst(who is in most of john waters films)and a take on john waters early days of film making(without the action and violence).its sort of a change of pace and genre of film-making john waters is known to do!


this is certainly one of my favourite films ever!christopher reeve is superman!this is entertaining on a cosmic scale!it brings together a fantastic ensemble cast!gene hackman really takes the biggest turn in his career!and the legend that is marlon brando!if people dont like this movie they're lieing!

Superman II
Superman II(2006)

this is most definily better than richard lesters attempt which was great but cant match the original!now this is the second best in the series after part I because its much darker and cuts away some of terence stamps performance adds scenes of him in utter replaces jor els mother with the amazing marlon brando!i really like thsi more like i said because its much darker and has better sub plots and fantastic added scenes!its gotten rid of the cheesy eiffel tower scene!thank god!and its got a better way to reveal clark to be superman and it is from a screeen test and the quality aint great but the transformation is amazing!i love WB and richard donner for giving this amazing cut of superman II!youll never want to watch lesters part II again unless you like camp cheesy humour!i beg all superman fans to watch this if they were disappointed with lesters part II

Superman Returns

this is certainly the best superman since part II.brandon routh is a great man of steel with a body men have certainly envied!kevin spacey is marvelous as lex luthor.but cant help thinking kate bosworth was miscast as lois lane.she is quite emotionless and bitchy but in this shes just very wooden!but it hasnt stopped me from giving it ***** stars.christopher reeve would be proud.

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

most probably the best film to come out of britian!great story!appealing to adaults and kids!!and stick in some quick british humor!cracking film,gromit!

Superman II
Superman II(1981)

well i must say still being a great film it dosent have the feel and fun that the original had.this one is quite funny for the wrong reasons!the characters of zod ursa and clod are very camp and vaudevillle and that is my only major criticism!christopher reeve still delivers a fantastic performance as does the rest of the cast but i think the problem was the firing of part I director richard donner as he had filmed half of part II already!but i still love this film but not as much as part I


kevin smith ripping apart the catholic church with this uprorious religious comedy!!!!absolutly unmissable!!!

Serial Mom
Serial Mom(1994)

john waters on top form.weird wacky and sometimes disgusting


this is a weird,fast paced film!i think its fantastic!its got a great cast with fantastic acting and a great storyline!!!and the sex scene is CRAZY man!!!

Walk the Line

i really love this film!rockin tunes and amazing acting it is not to be missed!

Casino Royale

personally, i think its the best bond of them all!!!so what if Daniel Craig has blond hair!!!it is the best!!it actually reminded me of noir film!i urge every film fan to see it!!it is certainly not your average bond film!!!

Bratz: The Movie

awfuly rottenly plastic and bad

Rush Hour 3
Rush Hour 3(2007)

i never really liked rush hour movies but this really tickked all my boxes!thrilling,fast paced,entertaing,hilarious with plenty of sex appeal!the finale on the eiffel tower to me was probably the best scene from any summer movie!its a bit too short though!

Live Free or Die Hard

if not far too far fetched!but its enteraining,hilarious and thrilling which ticks all the boxes of a blockbuster and definitly thrilled me!

Shrek the Third

very entertsining and hilarious with a good message but could not hold a candle to the first two


amazing and amazingly entertaining but csnt help but notice it was a bit too grown up for a transformer movie!

Layer Cake
Layer Cake(2005)

this is most probably the best film to come out of britain thats not a comedy!its gritty,bloody,violent,non-apologetic,funny,witty,foul mouthed and sexy!this really is a must see!


i thought this was a fantastic film!!great perfomances all round,great action ad well put together!it has 250 fucks and a further 48 mutherfucks!it got a R in america but it only got a 15 in england(pg13)!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

very enjoyable but in parts i felt very bored and was far too long drawn out at parts!all of the directors film seem to have this problem!enjoyable start for the series and you still want to see more

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

a bit of an im provement on Philosopher!the problem again with the film is that it felt far too long,very boring in parts and far too drawn out!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

god i really loved this one!definitly second best(after Goblet of Fire).Absolutly fantastic effects!Some of the best ive seen in any film!especially in the ministry.Imelda Staunton was absolutly perfect as Umbridge.Just Perfect!I Had two problems with the film.1.There was far too much cut out from the movie.The Film started out too fast and there wasnt enough at The House Of Black.Far more cut out but i wont go on!2.The Kiss Between Cho and Harry.A little peck on the lips woud have done fine but this was a full blown kiss which lasted 10 seconds.Rather than feeling all lovely inside i felt my stomach churn!Overall Fantastic with two major glitches

The Lives of Others

An Absolutly fantastic German film with a brilliant cast,fantastic realism and alot of drama to handle!there are not many words to describe how fantastic this film was but i will leave it at masterpiece cinema!

Lost In Translation

An exceptional film from Sofia once again!Definitly my least favourite of all her films but still good!You can see how that she is not adapting from a book(Marie antoinette and Virgin Suicides where from books),īthat her writing slouches a bit and loses a bit of spark!But it is based loosley on her failed marriage to fellow Director Spike Jonze.With absolutly fabulouse locations,fantastic acting(Bill Murrays career performance and also Johansson's best role to date),You will fall in love with it and watch it over and over again!but Sofia fans might be slightly disappointed!

Love Wrecked
Love Wrecked(2005)

this is definitly not a great film but it is a great way to waste 90 minutes.its predictable,cheesy but at parts absolutly hilarious!

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

well it was certainly not as good as its predeccesors as this film was very long drawn out,boring and relies on cheap laughs to keep the film going.but as ever johnny depp is fantastic as jack sparrow.

Reno 911!: Miami

a stooooopidly funny comedy!certainly good for non demanding cinema goers!this film had me screaming with laughter.but at 80 mins it still feels a bit long drawn out.go see for a laugh

Blades of Glory

after a slow first half hour,this film turns into a film with belly laughs galore.these arent stupid jokes!there are actually genuinely smart funny jokes!ferrell and heder are absolutly fantastic!support from amy poehler and will arnett is hillarious!a must see for all fans of comedy.ferrells best since anchorman and heders best since his debut in napolean dynamite


this without a doubt the most non sensical and one of the worst film to be commited to film.the acting is lacklustre for such good performers(whats julianne moore doing here) a script thats poor and a plot that dosent know whats goin on!i was sp tempted to walk out on many occasions but i'll kept saying it will get better!it didnt!i was in such a bad mood after!i urge fans of cinema not to see it!

Meet the Robinsons

i expected alot less from a computer animated disney movie after the woeful "chicken Little".This has a beautiful story,veryheartful voice performances and fantastic animation.this film has many moral lessons to be learnt and are not shoved down you're throat but slipped to you.This film is too good for kids and is hilarious and I dont think the kids would know who Tom Selleck is.This is definitly a fantastic achievement in Disneys Digital animated department and definitly something for repeated viewing

Mr. Bean's Holiday

Mr Beans Holiday:after a 9 year gap between the previous feature we now see Mr Bean travels to France to a glorious trip to the beach and many mishaps happen on the way occur(trying to return a boy to a director at Cannes, Gets caught up in a big budget commercial and may more).this film is fun.but it has the same old Mr.Bean that you've seen many many times before.its lots of fun if you give in.thing is this film seems to shut out its adult audience and gives more childish gags whereas the show and previous movie they both entertained kids and adults alike!this seems to focus mmainly on its child audience.if you enjoy Mr.Bean you will like this but might be just a tee bit disapointed as this is the farewell movie.if you dont like Bean avoid like the plague


TMNT:well with all the remakes and comic book movies being made going on it was time for Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonar do and Raphael to jump back onto big screen after a 14 year absense from the big screen and 11 from the small screen.This time the heroes in a half shell are apart and get back together when an evil corporation owner tries to capture 13 monsters to make him mortal again.This film over all is absolute crap!awful voices story everything bad!but its saving grace is its amazing effects!see only if you are a fan and want to be utterly disappointed

The Squid and the Whale

who ever says they do not like this film they are down and out lying!this is a mini masterpiece!witty,funny and unbelivibly well acted!this is a definite must see!!!!!

Hard Candy
Hard Candy(2006)

i really dont know how to describe this film but smart and dsigustingly good!there is one particualr scene that will make the guys cross thy're legs in pain!fans of smart thriller/horror this is not to be missed!


it took 30 minutes for the film to really start but for the next 53 minutes it was definitly gory and hilarious at the same time but it is all a bit rushed to the end and leaves you asking for more!though i liked it but it wasnt satisfying enough


i hadn't seen this film in years and watched it again a few days ago and i loved it!it was so funny,moving,touching and well acted!a film i now dearly love!

Music and Lyrics

not a film you would watch repeatedley but its a film that will definitly keep you entertained for 100 minutes!cute,funny and believeable performances!

For Your Consideration

i love christopher guest films and this one is certainly no exception what soever!it is witty brilliantly acted(catherine o hara a standout)and of course hilarious!a amust see!

Goal II: Living the Dream

definintly better than the first!i think people who arent fans of football can take this film as a guilty pleasure and not admit they like it!but i love it!

Charlotte's Web

like most kids we grew up reading charlottes web!and i must say this is a beautifully made faithful adaptation!a must see for anyone thats read the book!

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

be warned this is a stoooooooopid movie but just so laugh out loud hilarious!those expecting a smart film look elsewhere!

Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz(2007)

the newest film from the shaun of the dead gang is much much better than that!it is so hilarious thrilling and disgustingly great!this is an absolute must see NOW!

Snakes on a Plane

this is just mindless cheesy fun!but it is sooooooooooooooo entertaining!one minute you'll be laughing next minute you'll be jumping with fright!i must say sam jackson was the perfect choice!but when the snakes bite peoples ahem special places it is a bit creepy!some parts are quite creepy and disgusting!i beg of u to to see this if you like mindless fun!!!

She's the Man

this just antoher teen flick but can be quite hilarious at parts!following on from 10 things i hate about you this adapts shakespaeres taming of the shrew into the modern day in a sense!still good fora laugh

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

this definily something completly different!two drag queens and a transvestite bussing it accross australia to play a drag show!what turns up is a hilarious touching and brilliant film filled with fantastic performances and a great sound track!this is an absolute change for terence stamp as a tranny!but he plays the role to a tee!a really fantastic movie that lifts you up when yuore down or just always make you happy!

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

i love superman movies but this one is a stinker!its way to short and is very patchy!it could have been great if the film dosent feel so rushed!the lowest point foor me is the atrocious villian nuclear man!WHY??this film was where reeve had a major part wot the story was set aroujnd!the first 20 mins are about nuclear disarment and next 64 mins wasnt great!!the film is woefully patchy!but the performances are still not that bad!!so ill give the film 2 and a half stars mainly for the performance and the half is for awful effort!

Superman III
Superman III(1983)

this film is a real dip in the series!it dosent have that charm and wit the originals had!richard pryor isnt great but can be dang hilarious sometimes!christopher reeve still gives a great performance but his drunk scene looks so fake!the special effects arent great cause theyve already gone as far as they could with effects!still not the worst in the series!

Employee of the Month

i thought this was hilarious and a little smart!but the thing that wrecked the movie for me was jessica simpson!she cant act!her performance is so wooden!why wont she go away!overall the film is still hilarious!


bad bad bad BAD!it like a repeat of the lion king..with cows!!!BAD!!!and its gonna be a tv show!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Miami Vice
Miami Vice(2006)

a gritty witty and action packed thriller from michael mann.this is definitly not miscast!but the chemistry between foxx and farrell isnt great!but it didnt stop me form enjoying it!

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

fucking hilarious!!!still not as good as anchorman though!!!and will ferrell....HES ON FIRE!!!!!!!

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

alright.hilarious,patchy and stupid!but it is definitly enjyable!

Lady in the Water

not that good.really a disappointment!

The Devil Wears Prada

this is not a chick flick its a CHIC flick!!!even guys can enjoy it!its well written acted and its definitly time for another oscar for MRS Streep!!!i would give it five but the film is quite patchy in stages but i still love it!!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

i really prefered this one as i actually didnt enjoy the first one all that much!this one felt shorter even though its longer!johnny depp is still bloody hilarious as cpt jack sparrow and the fantastic keira knightley.not much can be said for orlando bloom though as he isnt a very goood actor!hes just eye candy for the girls!it would have been a full five if bloom wasnt in it!fantastic

Say It Isn't So

this is a laugh out loud film that is brainless.but this is what we expect when we have the Farelly Brothers name in the posters!disgusting and hilarious thats not for everyones taste!

The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse

well this is one fantastic film!i love it!its just got this mindless but smart plot and hilariously irreverent characters!i have been watching thier show for years and i must say they've topped themselves with this fantastic british film!not for all peoples sense of humour!

Into the Blue

i thought this is just brainless massive fun!the story is so mindlessly stupid but its a popcorn movie!i gave an extra star because of jessica alba!she is soooooooooooo hot

I Know What You Did Last Summer

its okjust your average stupid teen horror film.

Miss Potter
Miss Potter(2007)

i really liked that it is not like all biographical films:long and dull in parts.this is short and sweet!it tells you the best bits and dosent drag on for too long!i must say that this is probably zellwegers best performance since cold mountain!a good start to the 2007 film year!

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

much better than the original with a great plot which is the most original ove ever heard of!it finishes perfectly and dosent drag out!nothing bad about it at all!gizmo is the cutest thing ever!!


cool,imaginative and scary.this was great effects for 1984!its a great story and fantastic acting and of course gizmo!


awful!lord of the rings on a low budget.awful effects,pantomime acting,cheesy dialogue and shall i go on!this is probably the most disappointing and worst film of the year!

The Holiday
The Holiday(2006)

i really enjoyed it!its hilarious,true,heartwarming and tear enducing!the cast give great performances where jack black gives a fantastic change of role!but it focuses too much on Cameron Diaz's and Jude Laws realationship which is weak at times!while Kate Winslets realationship is very strong with Jack Black and an aging Eli Wallach.overall a fantastic film with one little problem!

American Pie 2

not like some sequels, a repeat!its got a whole new story and well the same characters.its a no brainer film but with a meaning and some form of plot!

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

this was funny,moving,sad and scary vision of the future and a story of an abandoned young amazing performance from Haley Joel Osmand


a really enjoyable musical and one of my favourite films!its soooo cool!!!

John Tucker Must Die

yes i actually did like this film.i dont know why!its not the best script and acting ever but its certainly a guilty pleasure!!!

Match Point
Match Point(2005)

a great,great drama.its got abrilliant story and sizzlin sex is fantastic!

Brokeback Mountain

this is a beautiful heart tugging,real drama.its is a masterpiece in every sense of the word.

The Prestige
The Prestige(2006)

this was a fantastic film!there was action,drama and magic!it showed some great talent!it is one of the best films of the year!!!but i just hate that cockney accent that christian bale tries to do!!!

Flushed Away
Flushed Away(2006)

it was almost as good as wallace and gromit!!!it was a little to short only just 70 minutes!but the henchmen and the slugs stole the movie!it was hilarious and some class acting!just way too short!

Wallace & Gromit in Three Amazing Adventures

fantastic british humor!!!my favourite of the lot is probably the wrong trousers!its very apppealing to the kiddies and adults!but is certainly not as good as the film!!!

Sky High
Sky High(2005)

really good family film!!!

Get Rich or Die Tryin'

piece of shit!!it had potential with jim sheridan directing!hes a fantastic film-mker!but the ghetto is not his type of film makiing!the acting crap,situations surreal,everything bad!!!not even a class director could pull it off!it really is up there with gigli


one of the sickest films ever commited to cinema!!!its so stomach churning!but its a very smart film aswell!i really like it!for strict horror fans only

The Hills Have Eyes

well this is unapologetic,disgusting,stomach churning horror with no regrets what so is one of the sickest films ever made!but i loved it!its not the best film ever made!its good for halloween or just if u want something disgusting!i recommend if you like disgusting horrors!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

i tohught this is gonna be really gory but what scares you is what you dont see you have to imagine what its like!i loved this film because its scary and macabre without being violent!one of the best horror films ever!

Love in Thoughts

i love german films!this is well written,acted and made!its sad,funny and for some reason very shakespearian!i recommend you see it


fantastic musical!i thought the stage show was boring and dreary compared to this!

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)

fantastic!avoid the other two

Child's Play
Child's Play(1988)

the 2nd best chucky film!!

Bride of Chucky

best chucky film!hands down no compeition

There's Something About Mary

one of the most funniest films ever


really really ridiculously funny!

Night Watch
Night Watch(2006)

one of the best science fiction films ever made!hollywood blockbusters cant even hold a candle to this!

Sin City
Sin City(2005)

masterpiece what else can i say!film noir at its best

Romeo + Juliet

i really really love this film!a modern version of romeo and juliet!with grade a acting!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

a faithful adaptation!the 1971 barely related to the book!johnny depp gives a career best performance


really fantastic!masterpiece in suspense!it shows that a film doesnt have to be gory to be scary!

King Kong
King Kong(2005)

fantastic!forget about lord of the rings(which I HATE with a vengeance)this is without a doubt peter jacksons best film ever!!!no argument

Blazing Saddles

my favourite mel brooks film!!!hilarious comedy classic

Young Frankenstein

one of the greatest classic comedys ever!its also a great spoof!

A Nightmare on Elm Street

masterpiece in horror.this is without doubt the best horror film ever made(p.s jason voorhies is a dickhead)

Back to the Future

its got a fantastical plot,stellar cast and a great soundtrack!this is not to ever be missed


a film that kids and adults will definitly enjoy!a hilarious masterpiece in animated cinema

The Virgin Suicides

one of my favourite films ever!!!much better than sofia coppolas follow up lost in translation!!!masterpiece

Shock Treatment

My Favourite Film Ever!!!!!You gotta watch it!!!!Come on get a bit of SHOCK TREATMENT!!!!

Marie Antoinette

Sofia Coppola(director)made one of my favourite films rver"the virgin suicides"and her second attempt"lost in translation"was i wasnt sure what to expect.i got everything and alot more!!!a fantastic film with great backdrops and a bangin punk rock soundtrack!it may not be historicaly correct but its sofia coppolas vision of Marie Antoinette!!its my favourite film ever!!!

The Grudge 2
The Grudge 2(2006)

i was really lookin forward to it but...IT WAS CRAP!!!it had no genuine scares and the 3 plots dont meet up properly intertwine at the end and it basically makes no sense CRAP!!!

The Omen
The Omen(2006)

not as good as the original!!!just a gimick to cash in on

Over the Hedge

its better than madagascar!!!its really cool!!

American Dreamz

i really liked this film!!!it captures americas president perfectly!!!lol


ok its not the smartest and most original film ever made!but its brainless,wacky and hilarious!!!please if you want to enjoy it leave your brain at home,if you dont you will just be saying its impossible,not smart and unoriginal!!!i made that mistake first time!!!

Open Season
Open Season(2006)

i was really disappointed!!!i expected something a bit smart!!!along the lines of monster house also release by sony.what i got was an immature,witless unoriginal piece of crap.the only reason i give it a full star is because of the fantastic voice actors!


i really like this film!!!i think everything about it is great!!!music acting and the stiuations!!!my dad says it captures 54 perfectly!

World Trade Center

a fantasticaly brilliant masterpiece of courage and sadness.portrays september 11 in a way only oliver stone could!but one thing dont see it if you are down!

The Birdcage
The Birdcage(1996)

a hilarious comedy!!!i really love this film

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

i really like this movie because how these big actors have the courage to dress in drag!

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

i thought this was hilarious!!!kudrow and sorvino play middle aged airheads to a tee!

Surviving Christmas

not as bad as everyone says!but still pretty bad


after watching this film i wanted to shoot jennifer lopez and ben affleck for making this worthless piece of shit.if i ever find the director and especcially the scriptwriter for conceiving such a piece of shit i will kill them!!!!i felt like rippin my eyes out!!!shall i go on!!!do not do not do not see this fucking piece of balls!my most hated film ever

The Time Machine

first film to walk out of twice!i walked out then i said ill give it another chance then 15 minutes i walked out again and went home angry and unfifilled!shit

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

not as good as any of kevin smiths other films but still pretty hilarious!no very fuckin hilarious!!!its one big joke and smith was seein how many expletives can he get away with an R rating!!!still pretty good but lacks kevin smiths charm!


its certainly not as good as the film and it loses alot of the strong language and adult humour!but its still witty and quotable!fantastic

X-Men: The Last Stand

not good as the other films

Crimes of Passion

i like this because there is lots of SEX!!!!!


this is hilarious!one of the best adam sandler films since happy gilmore!bit far fetched


mel brooks take on star wars andd.....its fucking hilarious!!!

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

just before mel brooks bad take on dracula came this hilarious film!!!much better than brooks take on dracula!!!much more better

Dracula - Dead and Loving It

another mel brooks film but its just not as good!its not that good!

Silent Movie
Silent Movie(1976)

mel brooks!!!what more can i say!!!HILARIOUS!!!even though without dialouge!

The Producers

another classic comedy from mel brooks!!!


very hilarious comedy.great performances all round!!!


quite good

Basic Instinct

PORN!!!thats what it is!!!BUT I LOVE IT!!!!


fantastic!a good anti disney film!!!i really enjoyed it!!!

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

its not as bad as everyone says!but its still not a proper ''nightmare'' film.too funny

Freddy vs. Jason

how they could put jason vs freddy?freddy should fucking kill the cowardly vagina face Jason Voorhies!!!but still i would have give it 4 stars but JASON WINS!!!(SORTA)Still a good film!

The Parent Trap

aah!!lindsey lohan!!!

Wes Craven's New Nightmare

this is without a doubt the best ''nightmare'' can not miss this

The Terminator

great!no 2 is better

The Frighteners

gotta love this mind fucking rollercoaster ride!!!peter jackson is a fantastic director(bar the boring lord of the rings trilogy)


a real wake up call about aids.groundbraking and fantastic

Red Eye
Red Eye(2005)

fuck ing love this film!!!!

Rush Hour
Rush Hour(1998)

really good!sequel is better

The Nutty Professor

really really really funny

Rush Hour 2
Rush Hour 2(2001)

better thqan the first

The Pink Panther

tut tut steve martin tut tut!!!how can you star in such shit!!!he cant hold a canndle to peter sellers

When a Stranger Calls

utter crap!the original was crap aswell


not as good as shrek but quite good!!!over the hedge is better

Daddy Day Care

how low can you sink with this shit!!!avoid at all costs!!!

101 Dalmatians

i loved this film....when i was a baby!!!too sweet

Batman Begins

the best batman film!i fucking love it

Napoleon Dynamite

hilarious in high levels

Miss Congeniality

thought it was smart and funny

Billy Madison

un noticed adam sandler film!!!i love it!!!

The Producers

i really love this one


really good

The Fast and the Furious

i really like this but please avoid the shit sequels

Toy Story 2
Toy Story 2(1999)

better than 1st one

Kill Bill: Volume 2

really good(1st ones better


a really fantastic horror thriller film

Omen IV - The Awakening

the only thing scary here is the girl....and her acting

Damien---Omen II

not as good as the first

The Omen
The Omen(1976)

superior psychological horror

Final Destination 3

good but not the best one

Scary Movie 4

2nd best scary movie

Kinky Boots
Kinky Boots(2006)

british comedy at its best

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

2nd favourite film ever!!!!loved it!!!!give over to absolute pleasure

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)

one of my favourite films!!!masterpiece indie

Scary Movie
Scary Movie(2000)

love it!try to avoid the second and third one!fourth ones not bad

E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

my first ever movie!!!masterpiece

Love Actually

not the best romance but pretty good


pretty good

50 First Dates

sandler finally does some good romance

The Day After Tomorrow

good but boring at parts

The Ring
The Ring(2002)

not that scary but good

War of the Worlds

boring at parts but superiour action

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

action comedy at its best

White Chicks
White Chicks(2004)

quite hilarious

Wedding Crashers

you cant not like this

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

jim carrey!what else can i say


better thatn the first