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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Clash of the Titans

Nicely done but I was brought up on the Harry Hamlin version. It's good but it's missing that certain element of whimsy.

Killers
Killers(2010)

I expected more...way more.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
½

In a moment of madness I decided to watch this. It is inoffensive, mildy humourous, not too violent. In fact this is a film on how to be average and inoffensive...it's so average, that no matter the big names it has in it, they are forgettable. Zeus has a Yorkshire accent compliments of the ever redeemable Sean Bean, Uma Thurman regraces us with Poison Ivy oh sorry Medusa.
It needed edgier actors, edgier something thatn the grey pile of forgetfulness I watched. Such a shame.

2012
2012(2009)

Throw away my brains and just watch. Action in your face.

Ong Bak 2
Ong Bak 2(2009)

Great moves...woohoo Jackie got there 1st.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

I just had to...and it was average...

What Women Want

Hehe, I wish more men could listen in at times....

Top Gun
Top Gun(1986)

I know it by heart...it won't win oscars...but neither was Mr Cruise anybody.

Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins(1964)
½

I grew up on it...classic!!!

13 Going on 30

It's not garbage, it's insulting garbage...cute guy though.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
½

not as good as the other 2...but a little indie always goes a long way.

The Waterboy
The Waterboy(1998)
½

It's stupid...perfect

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Whilst this is a reall cutie...a little young for me.

The Lion King

It's the Lion King what's not to like?

Babel
Babel(2006)
½

Pretty good, though it is a film you can't jump in half way through and pick up the story...all in all a story, with a believable plot.

Time Bomb
Time Bomb(2006)

David Arquette managed within 5 mins to having me begging for someone to blow him up. As an actor he needs to stick to comedy, leave the emotions for those with talent. An over done plot line that has had better versions.

Predator 2
Predator 2(1990)

Not the original, but it holds it own.

Blades of Glory

Whilst having moments of sheer brillance, the film was cheesy and rather boring. I have seen much better.

Casper
Casper(1995)

Aah I still love this harmless, touching movie...feel nice, feel good, hello smiles.

Now and Then
Now and Then(1995)

Sweet feel good movie.

Mermaids
Mermaids(1990)

Kinda average light hearted barely remember it...

The Man Who Cried

Caught this channel hopping and was surprised by how much I enjoyed it...a deeply involved story twisting you through the streets of Paris and war...touching and beautiful.

Shag
Shag(1989)
½

With it's catchy tunes and sassy southern belles, who cares if they can't act out of a paper bag and the competition dancing would be done better by children...it's fun and breezy and makes me wanna Shag...hehe...lose a brain have a vacation...

Miss Congeniality
½

Light-hearted fluff with glitter.

Liar Liar
Liar Liar(1997)

Groan. No comment.

Big Daddy
Big Daddy(1999)
½

One of his better ones. Amusing.

Mrs. Doubtfire
½

Quirky and amusing and still manages to be touching in parts. Now a classic.

Home Alone
Home Alone(1990)

Hehe, I wanna like hire him and set him on people. Loved it.

Ice Age
Ice Age(2002)

Loved it...what more can I say...poor squirrel, poor acorn lmao.

Grease
Grease(1978)
½

Tis a sad thing and yet I know it word for word...damn it.

Shrek
Shrek(2001)

Yeah, yeah not bad but not brill either.

The Grudge 2
The Grudge 2(2006)

Why did I bother, the Japenese version is still better and twas no better than the 1st.

Snakes on a Plane
½

Did I mention garbage well I have now.

The Addams Family

The original except no substitute. Quirky and just plain silly. Cousin It all the way...

Secret Window

Odd film, kinda...no still odd. Not brilliant but not bad. Not his best,

Addams Family Values

The 1st one was way better, but I still like it.

Troy
Troy(2004)

I really liked this, hell even Mr Pitt couldn't ruin it. Not quite in line with Homers Illiad but it gave a fairly decent re-telling of an ancient tale.

Black Hawk Down

Intense, typical military film...pretty cool action though.

Hulk
Hulk(2003)
½

I watched and yeah I watched it...nothing special. Though Eric Bana is like sexy...nah that doesn't make up for this let down.

Hard Candy
Hard Candy(2006)
½

What an odd, strange did I mention odd film. It leaves you feeling rather sick and yet I couldn't stop watching this. All within the realm of possibility...sometimes you should be careful who you invite to your home.

Norbit
Norbit(2007)

Somehow I found myself relating to the Nutty Professor, this may have it's moments of humour and cuteness. For the most part I found myself in the urge of wanting to spew...it may have been the tuna...

The Green Mile

One of the most thought provoking films you can watch. Sad, beautiful, excellent film and book, a true credit to Stephen King,

Jumper
Jumper(2008)

We are not talking the most amazing movie however, it's got an easy to follow story and the action is kinda cool. I feel it could have been stronger.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Yup creepy and odd. Loved it. Who cares if they sing all the way through. Lala wanna haircut?

Stardust
Stardust(2007)

Took me back to the myth and fantasy films of the 80's, a sweet tale of good beating evil. Ending was a little sucky though.

The Lake House

A beautiful story of how true love can be claimed if you fight hard enough for it and never give up. Wip out your hankies.

Picnic at Hanging Rock
½

Filled with haunting music, this is more a story of what could have happened, than what did happen. Haunting, beautiful and tragic. It has stayed with me ever since I caught it on TV.

King Kong
King Kong(2005)

I shouldn't have bothered...not saying it wa bad but it sooo isn't my thang.

Titanic
Titanic(1997)

It's ok, the only good part is were Jack dies and everyone wips out their hankies.

Mean Girls
Mean Girls(2004)

Not bad had some funny moments. Less romance than you think.

Save the Last Dance
½

Nothing special. Seen way better dance films.

About a Boy
About a Boy(2002)
½

Seen better. Wouldn't watch it twice. It just didn't click with me.

Pretty Woman
Pretty Woman(1990)

Still love watching this. Never gets old. True chick flick.

Sin City
Sin City(2005)

Was a little confusing, found myself getting bored with it. Liked the cinematography.

Braveheart
Braveheart(1995)
½

A film that packs history and violence into one smart cookie of a film. I have lost count the amount of times I have tried to get a correct body count. Oh well I will just have to watch all the gore again. Bloody.

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)
½

Loved the idea and the film, can be a hard movie to understand. Good concept.

The Day After Tomorrow

Surprisingly enjoyable. Good action.

The Ring
The Ring(2002)

The original version knocks spots of this. Weak. It's not bad just the Japenese version was more tingle down your spine.

Spider-Man
Spider-Man(2002)

Not bad but not brilliant.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
½

Had some laughs but after a while he gets soo annoying.

Patlabor 2
Patlabor 2(1993)
½

Yup still violent and a grown up transformers.

Macross 2
Macross 2(1996)

I watch the oddest stuff, not the best but it's ok.

Fist of the North Star

Prefer the animation but it's still a pretty cool flick.

Kidô keisatsu patorebâ (Mobile Police Patlabor)
½

Kinda cool, very Transformers like but more violent.

Cowboy Bebop Remix - Vol. 1

Nope I can't stand the irritating beep. Lol.

Fist of the North Star
½

One of the first I ever watched, awesome.

Escaflowne: The Movie

One of the better ones, love the animation.

Ninja Scroll
Ninja Scroll(1995)
½

Very cool anime or Manga...yeah it's Manga..not as brutal as some but a great place to start.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Now we're talking. Very cool.

Fantastic Four
½

It's kinda hokey and I like it.

The Matrix Revolutions
½

Not my fave but still great.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Don't get me started on the new versions. Yoda was all wonky and WWF.

The Terminator
½

Arnie flexs his tight bum muscles, kills a few people. Not my scene, the sequel was better.

Back to the Future Part II
½

Not as good as the first but still good for the ride.

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Classic say no more. Before it's time.

Armageddon
Armageddon(1998)

I shouldn't but I like it. Even cried. Yeah shoot me ;)

The Matrix Reloaded
½

Woohoo...can I play too.

Signs
Signs(2002)

Yeh average,,,nothing great but nothing bad. Average acting. Average.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

I love this film, I love Tim Burton in all his oddness.

Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice(1988)

Gross, quirky yep gross. Love it.

X2: X-Men United

The 1st was better but not bad for a sequel.

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Classic film, what more can I say! Awesome.

Men in Black II

Little on the weak side. Got bored, thank god it's short.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

God knows how many times I have watched this over Xmas. Classic film for any collection.

Ghostbusters (1984 Original)

Classsic, don't care. Love it.

X-Men
X-Men(2000)
½

Always loved the cartoon and I don't think this lets you down. A good start.

Jurassic Park

Watched this at the cinema and was blown away, grew up a little, now cheering for T-Rex though...

Batman Begins
½

A good concept and Christian Bale plays the young tortured soul of Bruce Wayne perfectly.

Sphere
Sphere(1998)

I liked this from the very start, love the concept, though not a new one.

Red Planet
Red Planet(2000)

Took me more than a few times to like this, now it's up there with my faves.

John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars
½

Quirky and better than the original. I like.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

I have lost count of how many time I've watched this. Always good.

The Abyss
The Abyss(1989)

I can watch this movie over and over again, tis a classic.

The Shawshank Redemption
½

Love it, great acting, awesome script. Watch it!!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

All time classic, never be beaten. Funny, touching and some great one-liners.

Stephen King's It

I've seen better kinda creepy though.

Friday the 13th Part 2

Ending up watching this, wish I hadn't.

Insomnia
Insomnia(2002)
½

Kinda boring.

Red Dragon
Red Dragon(2002)
½

This was actually pretty damn good. Better than I thought.

Toy Story
Toy Story(1995)

I'm not going for a re-run but twas good.

Monsters, Inc.

Actually this was pretty good.

Marie Antoinette
½

Why did I bother...sweet costumes...I just want my cake.

Windwalker
Windwalker(1981)

I have my moments and this was one of em ;)

E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

Sorry but I have never liked this film. I know it's a good film and that's the only reason I haven't scored lower.

Valentine
Valentine(2001)

This was utter trash.

American Pie Presents: Band Camp

Yawn, wake me when it finishes!

Halloween II
Halloween II(1981)

Yeah this is a bad one...one that shouldn't have done sequels.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 - The Dream Master

By this point I am begging for the director to get a clue.

Christine
Christine(1983)

It's a haunted car...yes it's that bad.

Exorcist: The Beginning

Err yeah well umm err...yeah..that bad.

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Oh please...cough...splutter...leaves the room

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Was this meant to be a comedy? No...well it should have been.

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

Seen it but wouldn't recommend it.

Pet Sematary
Pet Sematary(1989)

I watched this ages ago...and it was still bad. One that won't improve with age.

My Best Friend's Wedding

Groan...didn't really like it but it ain't a bad movie.

Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2

Better than the 1st but it had a bigger budget...still fell short in my eyes. But not a bad movie. Average.

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

It's a sequel that's all I will say on the matter. Can't we like kill off the cast quicker? LMAO.

8 Mile
8 Mile(2002)
½

Better than I expected but nothing special.

The Mummy Returns
½

I like this film. Simple storyline, bad guy versus the good guys...a few fights, some myth and magic and viola. Not bad.

In Her Shoes
In Her Shoes(2005)
½

It's an average girly movie, nothing special, you may even drool. Sweet but a bit bland.

Onegin
Onegin(1999)

Pushkin was a genius when it came to poetry. This film tries to do it justice. In parts touching, desolate and haunting. How love is a gift yet can be lost without taking a single step. Bold.

The Faculty
The Faculty(1998)

Yeah I still love this film. No major scares, but an intersting twist to the alien theme.

Fright Night
Fright Night(1985)

Just something about this film that has me watching it over and over again. Corny and sometimes sad acting besides, this has a pulse for the draining.

St. Elmo's Fire

Growing up, falling in love. Life meet friends.

Jackie Brown
Jackie Brown(1997)

Funky and cool. A little chewy at times though.

Death Becomes Her

Good cast full of little twists and turns. No suspense. Love the whole spray paint thing.

XXX
XXX(2002)

Pretty good but weak in parts.

The Lost World - Jurassic Park

Nothing really special but I still love humans been chased down by prehistoric monsters...must be that time again. Lol.

Weird Science

Funny, twisted. Loved Chet as some green thing squating on the floor. Watch it over and over again.

Hackers
Hackers(1995)

Slick, hip with one banging soundtrack. One of my all time faves.

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

I loved this when I was younger. Yes, I've been known to watch it since...

Hidalgo
Hidalgo(2004)

I loved the simple beauty of this story. Stark at times but with a message that transends all.

The Sweetest Thing

Loved it from start to finish. Funny, too funny and dirty and sick. A chick flick the boys won't mind.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
½

Who needs drugs watching this. Depp does it again, slips into the role and drags you through one of the most twisted minds to grace the 20th century. Bat country baby...

The 'Burbs
The 'Burbs(1989)

You have to watch it to love it. Funny, corny and twisted. You'll never look at a green sky the same again. Brill!

Sleepy Hollow

I love this film, twisted and disturbing. reminds me of the fairy tales I used to read when I was a child. Innocent yet with that darkness just lurking in the background. After all the original fairy tales where all horror stories!

Zoolander
Zoolander(2001)
½

Yup it's dumb and daft and yet I have to watch. Go Blue Steel...haha.

Wedding Crashers

Even my mum loved this. Too funny.

Dirty Dancing

A time honoured classic...hot dancing...anybody for the mambo?

Love Actually

I wasn't impressed the 1st time but after watching twice over Xmas, I find myself really liking this film...hey guess I shouldn't judge on 1st impressions...well sometimes.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

I'm weak but I just love this film, it's stupid, pointless, little to zero storyline. In fact it's a happy for your brain without drugs.

I, Robot
I, Robot(2004)
½

Is meant to be part of a trilogy and to be honest no wonder they didn't bother with the other 2 parts. Weaker than the novel. Will Smith is good as ever but this could have been so much stronger. Weak Attempt.

Meet the Parents
½

Ben Stiller is just one of those people that always get me laughing. Light hearted, well written, chock full of stuff to have you cringing and well within the bounds of reality. Loved it.

Bruce Almighty
½

One of his better movies, Light-hearted but touching.

Shrek 2
Shrek 2(2004)
½

Yeah I get it...don't ask me to watch it twice...I may puke...hehe.

The Longest Yard

I can't help but like it Adam Sandler...even when this was pretty weak.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

No where near as good as the 1st one and I'll leave it at that. Cool cars but other than that I wasn't interested.

Hostel
Hostel(2006)

Oh yawn me another!!

My Life
My Life(1993)

Ages since I saw this...I wouldn't watch it again as it was soo depressing, good but not a happy movie at all.

Back to the Future

I love it...tis a classic.

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2(2004)
½

Blah blah prefer the cartoon.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

I didn't want to like it but I gave it a chance. And I didn't hate it. Nothing special but nothing bad.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

It's no LOTR, but I was impressed though strictly for kiddies.

Legally Blonde

I'm sad but it's like pink and all and it's cute...oh gag me I like it.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

Kinda average, I actually prefered the book.

Jet Li's Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia) (Legend of a Fighter)

Hrm...yeah...cool fighting and that was pretty much it. Sigh.

Scary Movie 4
½

Well it had it's funny moments but it was nowhere near as good as the other 3.

The Covenant
The Covenant(2006)

Good film with boys insead of the typical females in the role. Weak ending but on the whole good.

Frailty
Frailty(2002)

Suprisingly twisted and dark. A good all round movie.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

How weak can this get. Should be a comedy instead, a HUGE waste of gore. Burn it.

Ginger Snaps
Ginger Snaps(2001)

Dark and gothic twist to the werewolf theme. Non conventional but it works.

Disturbing Behavior
½

I kinda liked it...not sure why.

John Carpenter's Vampires

Grungy and dirty. Carpenter brings a real life edge to the genre. Gritty.

Vampire in Brooklyn

Amusing and chilling in parts.

Critters
Critters(1986)

I love these spiky little alien balls of chaos. Little story but who cares.

Dog Soldiers
Dog Soldiers(2002)
½

Violent, bloody and dark. The brits do well on the ethos.

Firestarter
Firestarter(1984)

Pretty good but seen better.

Stephen King's The Stand

I simply love this film. It has a storyline that drags you in and leaves you caring about what happens to the characters. In parts heart-warming and in other parts you have someone walking over your grave. Amazing.

Stephen King's Rose Red
½

I loved this. Beautifully written, with a quaint house with old horrors still lurking.

King Kong
King Kong(1976)
½

Not bad but not brilliant.

Cursed
Cursed(2005)

Modern twist with some gory parts.

The Witches
The Witches(1990)

Roald Dahl...awesome kids book and pretty cool film too. It won't scare you but it's a nice story.

Event Horizon
½

Ok this was just plain creepy and more creepy.

The Skulls
The Skulls(2000)
½

Well I watched it but wasn't anything special.

Stir of Echoes

I loved this film...not so much horror but it gives an inkling to the dead never sleep.

The Thing
The Thing(1982)

Pretty good, with mutant dogs and frozen alien bugs.

Stephen King's The Shining (MINI-SERIES)

Still gives me the chills. Novel and film are pratically the same. Some of the scenes are like ice sliding through you. Unforgettable and eerie.

Flatliners
Flatliners(1990)
½

A dark and twisted tale of playing with death. A classic and must for any serious film buff.

Teen Wolf
Teen Wolf(1985)

Horror nah more comedy. Fox is cute but has about as much grr as a mouse.

Dracula 2000
Dracula 2000(2000)

After a recent re-watching figured that Carpenter had given the old tale a nice twist. Johnny Lee Miller is wasted in his role and simply lacks anything that makes you give a damn about him. Gerard Butler oozes sensuality and old world power as Dracula. A good choice. Cheesy at times with the hissing brides but overall a good movie.

The Omen
The Omen(1976)

Cult classic with a sweet plot. An original in more ways than one. Brill.

Cube
Cube(1998)
½

Odd film, odd rooms. Just plain odd.

Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn

It's a sequel and still I watched it.

Jason X
Jason X(2002)

Utter rubbish.

The Ninth Gate

An odd movie that is more unsettling than anything else.

Stigmata
Stigmata(1999)

One of my faves. Religion with groove. Visually stunning.

Misery
Misery(1990)

Less horror more thriller. One of Kings better books.

The Evil Dead
½

Stupid, amusing and I love it.

The Amityville Horror

This was based on true life events. No way are you getting me in that house.

Children of the Corn

Odd film and creepy kids. Not bad.

Little Shop of Horrors

Cult classic and singing alien flowers. How cool. Say no more.

The Cell
The Cell(2000)

Darkly twisting and beautiful. A unique look into the mind of the madman.

Carrie
Carrie(2002)
½

Weak, weakest...the original is way better.

Lake Placid
Lake Placid(1999)

Not scary, but don't you just love the little old lady with her cows. Amusing.

End of Days
End of Days(1999)
½

I actually liked this film more than I expected. Could have done without Arnie...but he doesn't ruin it too much.

Jaws: The Revenge

Just when you thought it was safe...Jaws is back with revenge in mind and a little family stalking.

Urban Legend
Urban Legend(1998)
½

Not a bad idea, but it was never going to be a cult classic.

Halloween: Resurrection

Watched it once but never again.

Poltergeist
Poltergeist(1982)

This is how you make em. Boys and girls. This is what horror is all about. Creepy film, creepy girl.

Spawn
Spawn(1997)

And it's back to comic book land. Not my fave but not a bad film.

An American Werewolf in Paris

Though not the original in my eyes it surpasses. Better graphics and animation. Gritty and touching with equal parts gore. Loved it.

The Haunting
The Haunting(1999)
½

Might not be the original and doesn't offer much storyline, I enjoyed the special effects and creepy house.

Identity
Identity(2003)
½

Dark and twsited thriller. Good one for the collection.

Darkness Falls

Darkness brings a whole new fright. Nice one.

Eight Legged Freaks

I loved it. Hokey, amusing, as cheesy as stilton. Run faster little human I can jump really high.

Dreamcatcher
Dreamcatcher(2003)

Once you got past the gory first part, this was pretty good.

Psycho
Psycho(1960)

Watched it, was bored by it. When this was originally in the cinema, they had people standing by to give first aid to people watching it. Vomiting, fainting you name it...they actually did it watching this.

Child's Play 2

Watched it...wanted to sic a Chuckie Doll on my ex. That's it folks.

Halloween H2O
½

Nothing special.

From Hell
From Hell(2001)

Pretty good film. Depp as usual is perfection. Quite the sad ending.

Candyman
Candyman(1992)
½

Weird and creepy. Bees and sweets and razorblades. Glad my love life ain't like that.

Jaws 3
Jaws 3(1983)

It's the 3rd one and I am still loving it. Not as good as the 1st two but I just love Jaws.

The Devil's Advocate

Just something about this movie that hits the right notes with me.

The Haunted Mansion

Amusing in parts and that's about it.

Dark Water
Dark Water(2005)
½

Weak storyline, weak acting. NEXT.

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Classic story meets cinema. A love story with no happy ending. But who cares. Oldman impresses as the old world Vlad searching for his love.

Friday the 13th

Err well...never really liked this film or any of it's sequels. No biggie plenty do.

The Lost Boys

Classic, awesome soundtrack. Rock and fangs meets geeks and weird grandfathers. Untouchable in it's genre.

Tremors
Tremors(1990)

About as far from horror as you can get. Funny and cool. Giant prehistoric worms chasing peeps. Lol.

Queen of the Damned

Left the novel completely, but who cares. Funky and stylish. Had me arching my neck in eagerness. Sweet soundtrack too.

Arachnophobia
½

Not a great fan of spiders but I've watched films that scared me a whole lot more.

Ultraviolet
Ultraviolet(2006)

Not really impressed. Not a bad idea but it's been done better. Colourful.

The Craft
The Craft(1996)

Modern and edgy with dark undertones. Some realism slotted throughout but nothing to turn you into a toad.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 - The Dream Child

By this point I'd given up and hoped Freddy was real so he could stop the damn peeps from making anymore. Drivel.

Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts)
½

I really like this film. Plotline and the house is just sweet if not more than a little demonic.

Halloween
Halloween(1978)
½

I love the original. It's what horror movies are all about.

Child's Play
Child's Play(1988)
½

Look it's Chucky. Creepy, evil doll dude. Terrible plotline...tis actually a B Movie. Yeah yeah I like it.

The Fog
The Fog(2005)

Mmm Tom Welling. MMM. Better than the original in my eyes. Nicely done.

Cabin Fever
Cabin Fever(2002)

Freaky, creepy and I am never watching this again. Gave me nightmares.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Yeah, yeah I love it. Chaos, mayhem with a cute 80's style. Gizmo is cute but wouldn't you just love having gremlins to get back at people who get ya mad...hehe.

What Lies Beneath
½

Really enjoyed this film. Nothing much esle to say.

The Others
The Others(2001)

Pretty good film with an interesting storyline. I figure it could have been better but it was already pretty good anyway. It could have done without Ms Kidman though.

Jaws 2
Jaws 2(1978)

How hokey...can I watch it again. It's a childhood thing.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors
½

Was getting bored now and so was the story.

Nightmare on Elm Street, Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
½

It's the original except it's the sequel no. Go Freddie!

Doom
Doom(2005)
½

Not bad and not brilliant. I'd rather play the game.

13 Ghosts
13 Ghosts(1960)

Prefer the re-make.

Silent Hill
Silent Hill(2006)

I was surprised by this film. It was eerie like the games yet darker. Good script and well filmed. Damn creepy twisted dudes.

Carrie
Carrie(1976)

Kinda tame but a classic.

Bride of Chucky

Shoot me if I ever watch this garbage again! Damn ugly, freaky dolls and their damn ugly freaky dolls bride. Yikes.

Predator
Predator(1987)

I have seen this film soo many times it's stupid. I kinda like it. Arnie, some big greasy mercs and one ugly alien warrior. Throw in blood, guts and a whole lotta mud and you've got this film. Simple.

The Amityville Horror

Not really impressed with this one. The originals are much more creepy. In fact the the whole house is just plain whah.

Aliens
Aliens(1986)

Yeah. Not the original but still hell yeah and bring me more. They still give me the creeps. In my eyes one of the best alien movies ever.

Dawn of the Dead

Isn't this genre getting old yet. I never did like this set of films. The blokes love em...me I think I'll skip.

28 Days Later

Cillian Murphy wakes up with a half shaved head, no clothes and a bit on the skinny side. That was cool. Blood puking RAGE wannabees...skip...nearly lost my dinner on that. Other than that what a boring film. Yawn.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

You've played the game in the dark. Your addicted to kicking zombie ass. Of course you watched the 1st and of course you've watched this one too. A bare bones script and lots of violence and groaning and more violence. Who cares. Simple is often best.

The Blair Witch Project

The best thing about this film was when it finished. Literally the last 10 mins were the best.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Cheesy and soo funnt that it's awful. People this is meant to be a HORROR film...yeah right it's a comedy. Blah.

Hollow Man
Hollow Man(2000)

Odd film. Love Kevin Bacon...he plays his part as the nice psychotic wannabe. Who cared about the rest. Bizarre.

Ghost Ship
Ghost Ship(2002)

Could have been good but fell short. A few good twists but needed more. Easy to watch.

The Shining
The Shining(1980)

Here's Johnny! Classic and creepy. Good one for building any decent collection.

Freddy vs. Jason

Just shoot me for watching this!

Gothika
Gothika(2003)

Not much to say but pretty good and pretty strange.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Took me ages to get round to watching this. Not scary and corny to boot.

The Exorcist
The Exorcist(1973)

This isn't scary, there again i saw a spoof version first so that helped. All in all a good idea and mainly based on truth but not scary.

Constantine
Constantine(2005)

Another comic book remake. The film makes the comic look like garbage. I love this film and as per usual Keanu rocks. Hell even the Devil seemed cool.

Final Destination 2
½

How can't you like this, left me with a serious fear of lifts and glass...lol. Good sequel.

Scream 3
Scream 3(2000)

Who cares if it's bad and hokey...it's just so bad it's good.

The Grudge
The Grudge(2004)
½

The Japanese are masters of creepy horror films and the Americans should stop ruining them. What should have been creepy and dark, with you clutching a cushion in fear. Instead, ended up so sweet that it was ruined. It has it's moments but not enough to make a film.

I Know What You Did Last Summer
½

Hollywood had a binge of badness and yet I quite like it. Sigh, taste out of the window and smile when the pretty people get butchered. Amusing.

The Silence of the Lambs

One of those movies that sticks with you years after seeing it. I may not have it DVD or even watch it often but I know it by heart. Creepy with excellent acting.

Van Helsing
Van Helsing(2004)
½

Had to watch 2 or 3 times before I actually liked it. Kinda grows on you even if it is one of my fave genres. A little hokey at times.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose
½

An interesting film that sometimes looses its soul in nothing but legal ramblings. Could be better but the mystical side is quite interesting and creepy at times.

The 13th Warrior

I was surprised just how much I liked this film. With a deverse cast that brings different strengths to play. Antonio was average, there again I was too busy watching all those strong vikings too much to care. Lol.

The Shipping News

A little disappointing and confused. Could have been better, a strong cast does not save a weak script. Average.

Willow
Willow(1988)

Myth, fantasy and some good one liners. You won't strain your brain with this film but who cares. Pass the pop corn.

Legend
Legend(1985)

Another of my faves, sweet and simple with a whole lotta magick. Who cares if Tom Cruise happens to be wearing an itty bitty gold thing. Lol.

The Dark Crystal

The first movie I ever cried my eyes out to. Worked my way through 2 boxes of tissues sat on my mums knee. Beautiful, touching and mystical. A good one no matter your age.

Labyrinth
Labyrinth(1986)

I loved it from start to finish, soothed the dreamer in me.

Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction(1994)

Took me a while to get into this. An instant cult hit with sweet twisting plot lines.

Independence Day

Even my dad loved this. Simple story boosted with great special effects and a slice of humour.

Quick Change
Quick Change(1990)
½

Light hearted and humourous at times.

Brain Dead
Brain Dead(1989)

Nothing special but nothing truly terrible either. Blah.

Run Lola Run
Run Lola Run(1999)

Surprisingly good. Simple story but beautifully crafted.

Basic Instinct

An original with a great sound track that had my best friend begging for a little one on one time with Miss Stone. Nicely twisted.

Basic
Basic(2003)
½

Twists and turns galore. Didn't think I'd like it but instead I loved it. Strong acting and a little cameo from a soulful crooner.

Broken Arrow
Broken Arrow(1996)

Love it. Violent, arrogant and too cool for school. John Travolta steals the show as the arrogant rogue pilot.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Beautiful, touching and thought provoking.

House of Flying Daggers

Follows along in the same vein as Hero, again the colours and scenes are a veritable feast for the eyes.

Hero
Hero(2004)

Visually stunning movie that pulls you along.

Thunderheart
Thunderheart(1992)
½

A film I have watched over and over again. Excellent script that makes you think.

A Time to Kill
½

A strong movie that stays with you. You can't help but be drawn into the riveting plot line. A must for any serious film buff.

Antwone Fisher
½

Found this film a little difficult a times, though thought provoking. A well made film.

Sweet Home Alabama

Cute and touching. A great one for the girls.

Stealth
Stealth(2005)

Really enjoyable. With some nice flying.

Poseidon
Poseidon(2006)
½

Pretty good with great stunts. Easy to watch as mainly action.

The Fast and the Furious

Seriously cool and way better than the sequals. Cars, men and speed. Awesome.

Boiler Room
Boiler Room(2000)
½

Good film with little plot.

Pitch Black
Pitch Black(2000)

Loved it. Dark and brutal. Excellent sci-fi with a low budget. An instant cult hit.

A Man Apart
A Man Apart(2003)
½

Disappointing on the whole.

The Chronicles of Riddick

Not as good as the original. Nice screeplay.

Housesitter
Housesitter(1992)

Quirky and cute. Easy to watch.

Private Benjamin

Kinda loved it. Not the best but it's so easy to watch.

The Banger Sisters

Really liked this. Life meets memories.

Overboard
Overboard(1987)
½

Cheesy but cute story. Gets ya smiling.

Gangs of New York

Surprisingly good. Great story that is both brutal and sweet.

Charlie's Angels

Pretty funky but you ain't missing much.

The Mask
The Mask(1994)
½

Funny, cheesy and lots of fun. I want a mask too. Just as long as I ain't green.

Platoon
Platoon(1986)

I can watch this over and over again. Brutal, bloody and harsh. Suck it up this is good.

The Skeleton Key
½

This movie was slow to watch in some places. Unique story with jumpy moments. great backdrop and a creepy house.

Windtalkers
Windtalkers(2002)

Excellent movie that is both brutal and touching. You can't help but be drawn into this movie.

The Frighteners

I love it. Funny, dark and touching.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

A little long winded but hey who cares. Beautiful.

Jaws
Jaws(1975)

First time I watched this I spent most of my time behind a cushion. Alas I grew up but still love it.

Kill Bill: Volume 2

Brilliant and touching. Kicks ass like it should.

American Wedding

Soo funny that you have to be twisted.

Resident Evil

Loved the game and movie follows nicely.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The movie surpasses what the novel started. Well thought out and beautifully filmed.

The Notebook
The Notebook(2004)

Wip out the hankies, total tear jerker. Loved it.

Stephen King's 'Silver Bullet'
½

A well woven tale that sticks with you.

Fright Night 2

Not as good as the first but sometimes cheesy is good.

Blade II
Blade II(2002)

Loved the Bloodpack. Blade is always awesome. Though some of the movie was a little hokey.

Near Dark
Near Dark(1987)

Classic cult vampire movie. A must have for any serious collection.

Ginger Snaps II: Unleashed

A little creepy but had better.

Interview with the Vampire

Stayed close to the novel. Though it twisted some parts to suit itself. Cruise fills Lestat nicely but lacks the sexual edge that Lestat holds in the novels.

From Dusk Till Dawn
½

Funky, brash and bloody. lets kick some Vampire ass.

Ginger Snaps Back - The Beginning
½

I really liked the way this was done. Interesting and dark.

Blade
Blade(1998)

The original and not to be missed. Dark, edgy and filled with flickering scenes. The tale pulls you into the modern comic book world of Blade.

Underworld
Underworld(2003)

Slick with dark undertones. Loved it.

Blade: Trinity

Amusing and funky. Drake does nicely as the woke up Dracula. Though Hannibal steals the show for me. A good time was had.

The Company of Wolves

Little Red Riding Hood grows up. Eerie and twisted. Excellent.

Underworld: Evolution

All slick and grrr...how could I not like this.

Sixteen Candles
½

Quirky and funny. Geeks galore. Fun and light-hearted.

Pretty in Pink
½

Teenage love triangle with enough awkardness to make you groan. One for the girls.

The Breakfast Club

Witty, touching with a sweet soundtrack. Detention never seemed so good! A must have for any serious film fan.

Slither
Slither(2006)

Not brilliant but not bad. Gory and at sometimes humourous. This slime filled alien infested gore almost put me off my food. The worms remind me of the ones out of Dreamcatcher.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
½

Cheesy and candy. Yep loved it. How corny.

Dracula II: Ascension

Average but still worth a bite.

X-Men: The Last Stand

Low on story and doesn't follow the comic. This was saved by pure action. Worth viewing even if it's not perfect.

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
½

I almost forgot Jim carey was in this...funny and sweet with a good feeling throughout.

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)

Strange, dark. Loved it.

Finding Nemo
Finding Nemo(2003)
½

Yeah, yeah so I like cartoons.

Scary Movie
Scary Movie(2000)

It's stupid but I like it.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Rather good. Though Gene Wilder does it better.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Please Johnny Depp is too cool. Loved it. Cheeky.

A Cinderella Story

Average story and I have seen better versions.

Hitch
Hitch(2005)
½

Has it moments but nothing special.

10 Things I Hate About You

I enjoyed it when it came out. Quite amusing.

50 First Dates

Lovely film, with some great humour. Worth watching just for the walrus.

Kill Bill: Volume 1

Slick and edgy. Though not original in it's concept. Well worth viewing though.

2 Fast 2 Furious
½

Sorry but it was weak. Was missing some Vin action. Original was way better.

Saw II
Saw II(2005)

Liked it but wouldn't watch it twice.

War of the Worlds

I quite liked it but not one of Tom's better films.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Not bad, but seen better.

School of Rock

Was ok but Jack has had better moments.

White Chicks
White Chicks(2004)

I laughed so hard I choked. Damn good.

Meet the Fockers

Guaranteed cringing. But loved it.

There's Something About Mary

Good film. Always makes me laugh.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Not as good as the previous movies. Still cute though.

American Pie
American Pie(1999)

Movie of a generation.

Rocky
Rocky(1976)

It's Rocky, it's a classic. Still good today.

Gladiator
Gladiator(2000)

I was really surprised just how much I enjoyed this movie. Touching, well thought out script.

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

The originals are still better. Was a let down.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Pretty good but has moments where the script lets the film down.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Loved every minute. Awesome. Better than the book.