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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Bottoms Up
Bottoms Up(2006)

I didn't find this movie very entertaining at all. It was poorly done and I wish Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith had nothing to do with it at all. If you're thinking about seeing this movie at all. I highly recommend you don't waste your money on it. I gave it two stars because I gotta give them some credit for trying.

Remember Me
Remember Me(2010)

"Remember Me" was done beautifully. I'm not sure I can say it any other way. The story line was exciting and interesting. The acting is astonishing as well. Robert Pattinson really can act very well. A must see film with a shocker at the end.

From Paris with Love

Great movie, it kept me entertained throughout. Definitely one of Travolta's best movies he's done.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

This movie was no where near as good as the original, but yet again how many remakes are? The thing I didn't like about this movie was that they turned it into an investigative story rather than keeping it a horror survival slasher flick. It was good if you've never seen the original. If you want to see it I suggest renting it.

Trick 'r Treat

I love this movie. The transitions between each character was flawless, and how they all connected together. It was a real treat more than a trick. I know corny, but hey it works. lol If you want to get freaked out or watch a good horror movie. I'd pick this one.

Smokin' Aces 2: Assassin's Ball

Terrible movie. If you've seen the first one, this just is utter crap. It ruined the first one and it makes me sad that the director of the first one was supervising this one. The action sequences are good, but the story-line was horrible. It was like they were trying to hard to keep it the same as the first one, rather than making it a little different. I don't suggest watching this movie if you've seen the first one.

Gamer
Gamer(2009)

Where to even begin with this movie. It blew me away with how well they did it. I never thought they'd make a movie where the game they're playing in it is with real people. It's a great action movie, and it really keeps you on the edge of your seat.

Never Back Down

Never Back Down is a good movie, and the acting was great, but I think it just didn't have the muster it was hyped up to have. It's very entertaining though if you like fighting in movies.

Miss March
Miss March(2009)

This comedy was funny. If you like slapstick humor, and rolling on the floor laughing, it's a good comedy.

Day Zero
Day Zero(2007)

I thought this film was done well. It shows how three long-time friends deal with the Military draft coming back into effect and they did it well. If you like the movies where it covers the human emotion. This is the film for you.

Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass(2010)

This movie was great. Definitely one of my favorites now. The way it was shot was like a comic book witch was done great, some comic-book movies try too hard, but not this one. The acting is really good, and it's funny as hell. It also gets pretty gorey in the film too just to warn you. But all-in-all it's a great movie.

Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&% is Santa?
½

This little movie Bam Margera did was actually pretty good, compared to some of the stuff he usually does. I mean you still get the "Jackass" factor in it, but it's a little more entertaining. If you're a fan of Bam I suggest watching this film.

Taken
Taken(2009)

You thought Liam Neeson was a badass before? Just watch this movie.

The Rocker
The Rocker(2008)

This movies deserves 5 stars because I think it's the truest form of comedy. It's not the random, "Oh hey I'm making a joke right now." type of humor that so many comedies nowadays are integrating into them.

Semi-Pro
Semi-Pro(2008)
½

This movie was pretty funny, but not one of Ferrel's best performances. It was just entertaining.

Pi
Pi(1998)
½

A really messed up movie. So, of course I'm going to give it a high rating. Again the cinematography in another one of Darren's films is amazing.

Be Kind Rewind

I really liked this movie because of how original the story was. It was a great laugh riot.

American Beauty

Kevin Spacey was outrageously good in this movie, and the story-line was very interesting.

You Don't Mess With the Zohan
½

Adam Sandler was hilarious in this movie. Another non-stop laughter movie of his that is great. I loved it.

Get Smart
Get Smart(2008)
½

This movie was great. Non-stop laughter through the whole movie. I would watch this movie again and again. Plus Steve Carell and Alan Arkin were amazing. A great comedy duo.

The Incredible Hulk

The C.G.I. in this movie was brilliant. It was espeacially really good during the fight between Abomination and Hulk. Kudos to the visual effects supervisor.

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

This movie was amazing. Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark.

Southland Tales

This movies wasn't too original, but the way it was told blew my mind. Richard Kelly did, once again, a great job on creating a mind blowing movie.

Hitman
Hitman(2007)
½

This movie was a great adaptation. They kept the character in the movie true to the character in the game. However I didn't like the fact that they had him feel for the girl that kind of pissed me off, but overall a great movie.

Magnolia
Magnolia(1999)

This movie was great. I love this type of a movie where they interlink in everybody's lives. It's so awesome. I really love the guy speaking in the beginning that was suprising what he said, and the ending was sweet also. This movie is right up there.

American Gangster

I loved this movie. I never even heard about this event 'till this movie, and it's a damn good story to be real. I'm glad Richie and Frank got those crooked cops out of there. I hate crooked cops because they think they're above the law just because they are the law. It's stupid. Great movie.

Mrs. Henderson Presents
½

This movie was great because of how they were showing someone keeping a town's morale up duriing a war by doing something groundbreaking in theatre. It was a very good movie.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

This movie didn't have too much action in it, but movies aren't just about action. I loved this movie because of it's story. Plus the acting is amazing. I give kudos to Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck. They did great.

The Heartbreak Kid

I don't even have to explain why this movie is bad.

Green Street Hooligans

This movie was f-ing amazing. I loved it the minute Charlie Hunnam said, "We gotta stand our ground." Because it's all about honor, and that's what this world's missing these days.

Saw IV
Saw IV(2007)

Alright, I give kudos again to the writers for coming up with such creative traps again. It was beautiful. This one really stuck out for me because of the transitions between some of the scenes those were well done and it was insane. It freaked me out the first time I saw it.

Running Scared

I thought this movie's cinematography was amazing. It really kept you paced with what was going on in the movie. The best scene I thought was the one where the pedophiles get shot. It was outstanding, and same with the hockey rink scene, great altogether.

Killer Pad
Killer Pad(2007)

This movie was pretty hilarious, but the acting seemed a little too funky to me.

Love Lies Bleeding
½

The storyline wasn't too new, but the movie was still pretty good.

Catacombs
Catacombs(2008)

The only thing that made this movie remotely good was the twist ending. It was pretty crazy and understandable.

Suburban Girl

Not one of Sarah's or Alec's better movies, but still okay nonetheless.

White Noise 2
½

This movie was great the storyline and directing were excellent. I think it was a very well done movie.

Smiley Face
Smiley Face(2007)

This is a great stoner movie really close up there with "Halfbaked". If you're a stoner you'll definetly love this movie.

Sunshine
Sunshine(2007)

The thing I loved most about this movie is the storyline it's so original and out there. Plus it's Danny Boyle and the way he directs his movies are amazing, and this is yet another great movie of his.

Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up(2007)

This movie was non-stop action and I loved it. It may seem unrealistic to some, but hey it's a movie, shit's supposed to be fake and make the hero look badass.

The Nines
The Nines(2007)

First of all the movie was just pure brilliance. The cinamatography was amazing, and the directing was outstanding. The writing, now the writing was so original and phenomenal it blew my mind, literally. After I watched this movie with some friends we talked about it for an hour and a half. So yea it's really a mind twisting movie. I just all around love it.

Door to Door
Door to Door(2002)

William H. Macey's performance. Enough said. lol He's just a great actor all together. This movie really inspired me to be patient and persistent when I want something. It's a really good movie. A must see film.

Rent
Rent(2005)

This is my favorite musical of all time now. Bascially because it's rock music mixed with pianos and all other musical instruments, and the connection it makes with the audience. It's just an exquisit piece.

1408
1408(2007)

1408 was amazing. I've never read the short story, but this movie was amazing. I could definetly tell it was a Stephen King book based movie. John Cusack's performance was uncanny.

The Boondock Saints

This movie is one of my favorite movies now. It was so amazing how they shot it too. Like when the saints where going to do something and then it cuts to the aftermath right away. Then later they show the audience how they did it. It was a beautifully done movie, and Willem Dafoe's performance was his best. By far.

The Number 23

Oh my god. The Number 23 was a crazy movie. Awesome in every way. Jim's performance was better than I could've imagined. I mean for going from comedy to serious is an amazing stretch for him and he nailed it with flying colors. After watching it I literally started seeing the number 23 everywhere and trying to find it in numbers i see everywhere. I think it's following people. lol I guarantee after watching this movie you'll see the number 23 a lot as well. This is by far one of the best thrillers of this day and age.

Zodiac
Zodiac(2007)

The way Zodiac told the story of the "Zodiac" killer was beautiful, and it help put the paranoid feeling of him still being out there to rest a little bit.

The Guardian
The Guardian(2006)

I have way more respect for the coast guard now after watching this film.

Sybil
Sybil(1976)

This movie was better than amazing. I loved how it showed the difficulties of a person with a multiple personality disorder. It also made me feel for her, and I can't believe how someone can treat a child the way her mother treated her which caused it all. I also can't believe that it took 11 years just to cure her. Sally's performance was unimaginable in this movie. Shey played the part with finess I've never seen before. If you haven't seen this movie you have to. I mean it you HAVE to watch it.

Requiem for a Dream

The reason I love this movie so much is because of the way it was shot and some of the scenes were well done with the scoring and all. The way it shows how far someone would go for thier fix. It's just amazing.

21 Grams
21 Grams(2003)

This movie was confusing at first, but after the first 20 min. it's amazing. I thought it was about something bad, but it actually had a good message in it.

Equilibrium
Equilibrium(2002)

This movie was very good. Bale was amazing in it and the gun fights looked very well done, and new. It was overall a great movie to watch.

The Hurricane

This movie was amazing. I love how it showed how much someone can mean to another person, and the drive and compassion it showed to actually finish something. It was well scripted and Denzel was amazing. I think this would have to be his best role aside from Malcom X.

Being John Malkovich

Oh my god this movie was beautiful. I mean it was so messed up it was outrageously sweet. Finding a portal to enter someone else's body. Now that's awesome. It was so funny too. I loved it.

Ali
Ali(2001)

I thought this movie was amazing. Not just because of Smith's excellent performance, but the camera angels as well when they were boxing. When the camera would go in front of the boxers when they were pummelling eachother it was something I haven't seen in a boxing movie before. So this moving was a good one.

Big Nothing
Big Nothing(2007)

This movie was done beautifully. David's performance was amazing although it does seem like he can't get passed his Ross character from "Friends", but he was still awesome in this one. The soundtrack was amazing as well. If you haven't seen this movie, you need to.

Slither
Slither(2006)

This movie was better than I thought it was going to be. The trailers did not make the movie look as good as it actually was. It was a scary movie yet with serious comedy in it. What more could you ask for in a great horror movie.

The Big Boss (Tang shan da xiong)
½

I loved Bruce Lee's acting in this one it was awesome, and I'm really into his martial art. So of course I'm going to love all of his movies. He was the fastest martial artist in the world hands down. Nobody will ever be able to surpass him...ever.

Pan's Labyrinth
½

The cinematography in this movie was amazing. The views were beautifully done. The storyline was good as well. I liked the whole idea of the girl finding her way back to the underworld. It was a very interesting movie.

The Good German

Yea this movie wasn't good for me cuz I'm not into WW2 stuff. I mean the acting was good espeacially from George Clooney, but other than that it was pretty boring for me.

Turistas (Paradise Lost)
½

Nothing too new. It was basically the same thing as Hostel except the storyline was different. It was ok not one of the best movies I've seen.

Exit Wounds
Exit Wounds(2001)
½

I didn't like this movie cuz I'm not too big of a fan of Steven Seagal. I watched it mostly for DMX and Anthony Anderson.

Children of Men

This movie was brilliantly done. I mean the way Alfonso Cuaron wanted to keep the movie in real time so they made as few cuts as possible was genious. Plus Alfonso's take on the future was good as well. The cars were my favorite futuristic object. Alfonso did a great job directing this movie. It's definetly one of my favorites.

Crank
Crank(2006)

This movie is AWESOME!!!!!! I loved every minute of it. Completely oririginal and outrageously action packed. I never felt bored while watching this movie. Even if you don't like action packed movies this movie is still pretty interesting to watch for the storyline.

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Love this movie funny. Monty Python are great. I love just about every one of their movies.

28 Days Later

This movie could not have been more beautifully done. It was flawless. The camera angles are so good that they make me want to orgasm twice. The acting was so well played that I don't think anyone else could have done better. The whole storyline was perfect to. I mean what's more scary than being the only few alive on a contenent. Danny Boyle was a fricken genious with this movie.

Beerfest
Beerfest(2006)

This movie was delicious. It was everything you'd expect from Broken Lizard. It was awesome. The acting of course was excellent and the story line was funny as hell. This movie is worth the watch.

Chasing Amy
Chasing Amy(1997)

Kevin made this movie worth watching. It's drama holds so much in it and Joey's performance. I see why he casted her for the part. A beautiful movie.

28 Days
28 Days(2000)

I love this movie because of how well Sandra portrays how hard it is to quit something you're very addicted to.

Going Overboard
½

This was not one of Adam's good movies. I mean it may be a no budget film, but the acting wasn't all that good either.

Super Troopers

Jay did a great job portraying bored cops in this movie. It was hilarious the way they messed with everyone. If you haven't seen it? You should.

Club Dread
Club Dread(2004)

This movie was hilarious. The way Jay directed made it all worth while. Funny Movie.

Clerks
Clerks(1994)

Kevin Smith wrote this movie so well. The way Dante and Randal argue about things and the words that they use. It's like they're so frickin' smart yet they're working in a convenient store. It's hilarious.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

I thought it was about time Kevin made a movie solely about Jay and Silent Bob, and he did it beautifully.

Clerks II
Clerks II(2006)

Kevin made a bold move creating a sequel, but he made an amazing sequel. Most directors suck at their comedy sequels, but Kevin did it perfectly. Kevin is a great Writer/Director. Superb movie I think.

Romeo + Juliet

This movie was beautifully done. I love the way Baz Lurhrmann used the guns as swords to add a little "Variety" to the movie. The acting was excellent, and I truly love how it brings you into the movie and care about Romeo and Juliet. The way it was set in modern day was superb, yet he doesn't change the dialogue either. I love this movie. It's one of my favorites.

Secret Window

I love Johnny Depp in this movie because he played a skitzophrenic guy who figured out he created the guy who stole his story in order to save face with him and his ex-wife which I thought was really cool and interesting. This movie was awesome because it was through a writer's eyes which I love.

Fargo
Fargo(1996)

Fargo was a good movie because it explained how an innocent person could easily turn bad just for a little bit of money. I feel that this movie explained a lot about the type of person who was desperate enough to do "ANYTHING" for money including letting his own wife, who he loves very much, get kidnapped. Just for money. I think it was excellent for the way they told the story in the movie. It explained how much money is sometimes more important to the person then their own wife.

Carrie
Carrie(1976)

This movie was awesome because of how well it portrayed how awfull high school is on people who aren't that popular. This movie deserves five stars because it goes through the emotional unstability Carrie had to go through in order to figure out her true power. Again Stephen King is one of the best writeers in the world. You need to see this movie if you haven't.

The Crow
The Crow(1994)

This movie is the best of the best. Brandon Lee played the role so well. I love how the gothic look was for the movie and how it was about vengence on the guys who killed his fiance. It was a very good movie. I really wish Brandon Lee didn't die during the movie he was one of the best actors in the business. I salute you Brandon Lee.

The Shawshank Redemption

The Shawshank Redemption was a story well told of a prisoner escaping and the way he did it. Stephen King is a great writer and I love just about all of the movies that were made from his books. The emotional ride you go on with the prisoner makes you feel so bad for him and how he stands up for the other prisoners. It makes you love him, but not sure if you should because of what he did to get into prison. This movie is outrageous. If you haven't seen this movie you need to.

Memento
Memento(2000)

This movie is fantastic. The way the writer told the story was fabulous. It kept its continuity very well. You you don't get lost and it leads you on so well you don't want to stop watching it untill the end. This movie is definetly one of my favorites.

Fight Club
Fight Club(1999)

Fight Club was done well. The action kept it going and the interesting thing about them recruiting people to join their "Club". It was amazing how many people they got to join. The twist in the end was excellent to throw the audience off. I love this movie and will love it 'till the day I die.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

This movie definitly earns five stars because they explained the characters very well. And the C.G.I. was superb. The details in the creases of their clothse were beautiful. Plus the action sequences were astonishing. The story-line was excellent as well. I love the way they portrayed the "Final Fantasy VII" game. This movie is definetly worth watching if you're a FFVII fan.

Just Friends
Just Friends(2005)

This movie is so true. After watching it i realized i actually have one of these 'Just Friends'. It also helped me to realize not to let her go and I never will no matter what. This movie was hilarious and its one of my favorites. If you get a chance to see this movie. You definetly need to see it because it explains so much and the guy goes through the same thing as you would with a 'Just Friend'.

Pink Floyd - The Wall

This movie depicts depression in the best sense. It has all the elements of a depresser. Like his father dying when he was a child. Sure it was all music, but that's what makes it so unique. It's my favorite movie to watch when I'm feeling depressed.

Closer
Closer(2004)

This movie rocked because it shows us that most love is physical rather than spiritual. Also that being truthful will really help the relationship and with love. You can't love someone unless you're truthful with them. That is the best kind of love. When you both are truthful to eachother it's like you will love that person forever. "Just one little lie can spark a forest fire." This movie showed that perfectly.

Crash
Crash(2004)

I loved this movie. It was so beautifully done. These types of movies are my favorites. Where they have lots of people interchange into eachother's lives. It's so awesome.

Scary Movie 4

It was ok. Not the best scary movie they made, but kinda close. It was like a rollercoaster. The beginning started off bad. Then the middle became good. Next wham straight back into bad towards the end. I was disappointed in this movie. Yet again they should've stopped at Scary Movie 2.

The Benchwarmers

Pretty funny movie. It's exactly what you would expect from a Happy Madison production. Great Comedy.

Stay Alive
Stay Alive(2006)

It was a great movie idea. It just went the wrong direction towards the end. Other than that it was awesome. The game on the movie was so kool I want it in real life. Minus the killing part.