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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Brooklyn's Finest

Good this movie was horrible. So boring I went to bed.

Lost Souls
Lost Souls(2000)

The end of this movie is so lame.

Jie tou sha shou (Iron Monkey 2)
½

Not as good as the first one.

Bad Girls From Mars

OMG! The acting was so horrible I couldn't keep watching.

This would be on the Mr. Skin list.

It's like watching a porno but there's no sex scenes to make it good. LOL

The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington

You can also watch it on Fancast.com

Not to bad.

The Orphanage

Right up there with The ring & the Grudge! Only I think this is better.

She's the Man

This is a Tweener movie but it's cute. I wouldn't buy it but if worth watching if it came on TV.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

This is one of those movies I'd watch if it's on TV. Ummm yeah it wasn't even worth that.

Altered States

Ok this is one of those movies that is so weird that it makes you want to take drugs so that it may be better.

What Dreams May Come

This movie is a bit weird but it is a really great love story of epic proportions.

The Sandlot 2

Both Sand lot 2 & 3 are almost the exact same story as the original just a slight twist.

A Tale of Two Sisters
½

This movie is kind of weird but it all makes sense in the end.

If you like The ring or The grudge you'll like this one too!

Any Given Sunday

I'm not a big sports fan but this was actually really good. Unbelievably there is some male nudity.

Norbit
Norbit(2007)

Main reason I want to see it is to find out why so many large black women are insulted by Rasputia.

I see why they are mad, some just don't like seeing a dipiction of how they truely act. Not that all large black women act like that.

Evan Almighty
½

Not as good as Bruce Almighty but not bad.

Fanboys
Fanboys(2008)

OMG! This was so much better than I thought. But if your not a Star Wars Fan or Treky than don't go cause you won't understand.

The Haunting of Molly Hartley
½

Ok the ending sucks but other than that it's not to bad.

Blood of Beasts (Beauty and the Beast)
½

Not your typical version of Beauty and the Beast but it really is a great twist.

Open Water
Open Water(2004)

This movie really sucked! No plot no storyline. Unless you like torcher or really enjoy people being stranded in the ocean and torchered.

The Bourne Identity
½

This is the origional version.

Quills
Quills(2000)

This movie is about being sexually deviant and peverse. Viewer discreation is highly advised!

Epicenter
Epicenter(2000)

ex-porno star + bad acting = not so great of a movie. all though must admit Gary daniels is a great fighter just not a great actor.

Romeo + Juliet

Ok modernizing but keeping the language the same as when shakespeare wrote it. It just didn't work.

The Ring Two
The Ring Two(2005)
½

Not as good as the first one.

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

This is a great for kids. My parrot (a perpetual child) loved it. The sad part was the kids were great actors but the alstar adult characters acting was terrible. I don't know if that's because of the directing or what but it made the adults seem like children and the children were the only ones with a brain.

Living with Wolves

Ok This is a documentary on a couple who lived in a tent with wolves in order to see how wolves live.

A must see for those that love wolves!

I really enjoyed this so much that I had to ask them to add it to Flixster.

The Da Vinci Files

Documentary on Da Vinci and his paintings. Repeats a lot of the same things over and over but is kind of interesting.

Ancient Warriors

Most god awful movie you could ever waste a dollar on. I know I only paid $1 for it but it was really bad. Bad acting, bad story and well, just plain nothing good to say about it.

The Deer Hunter

I only wanted to see it cause it was mentioned in Jarhead as a good movie.

*sigh*

Well, it was really boring and long and I just couldn't finish watching it. It just didn't seem to be going any where.

Rocky Balboa
Rocky Balboa(2006)
½

Be for warned durning the credits is a bunch of people jumping at the top of the stairs like Rocky did. Ummmm there are just some people that shouldn't have!

Other than that this was a great movie. If you really liked the first few Rocky movies then I highly recommend this one!

Marie Antoinette
½

Ok so boring I started to fall asleep.

Saw
Saw(2004)
½

Very little plot. Not even scary mostly gorey. Granted it does have a lesson to learn but it's one you've know since kindergarden.

The Hills Have Eyes

Uhgg one of the worst movies ever. Not much of a story and lots of gore. Can't believe they made a sequel.

The Animatrix

I think you have to be both a manga fan and a matrix fan to really enjoy this. My boyfriend loves the matrix but didn't care at all for Animatrix.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
½

There's no doubt this is for those that know the Final Fantasy story.

For those of us who didn't I highly suggest before watching this movie you, you watch Reminscence of Final Fantasy. This will catch you up on what has happen prior to the movie.

Death Trance
Death Trance(2005)
½

Not much of a storyline but if you like a lot of martial arts action then you'll love this movie. The fighting sequences were great. And the Heavy metal music was great as well. But the story really sucked.

All in all I'm not so sad to say I own it. LOL!

The Shining
The Shining(1980)

I like the newer version better.

Eyes Wide Shut

This movie is weird and doesn't go any where. Yet another Kubrick film I hate. Weak story line? There isn't a storyline or any point to this movie, It was just plane awful!

The Gathering
½

This movie is weird. You sympothize with Cassy because you feel lost and confused as much as she does. Granted it doesn't make sense till the end when all the pieces start coming together. Trust me when I say there's a lesson to be learned from this story. A must see if your one of those rubber neckers.

The Hot Chick

I usually don't watch movies like this but, honestly, this is really funny!