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The Runaways
The Runaways(2010)
½

Kristen Stewart learnt how to act!!!! :P

Nathalie
Nathalie(2003)

Aesthetically boring and flat; the performances didn't help much either. Good concept poorly developed. Watch "Chloe" instead.

Izo
Izo(2004)

what happened Takashi Miike?

Bitch Slap
Bitch Slap(2010)
½

Watched it because there's a cameo of Lucy Lawless and Renée O'Connor dressed as nuns (because of them the movie get one star); the other half star is for Kevin Sorbo and Michael Hurst. Overall that movie is boring. Recommended only for the fans of the genre.

The White Ribbon (Das weisse Band)

I must confess that I almost always fall asleep with b/w movies and this movie was no exception.

The Wolfman
The Wolfman(2010)

I was teary eyed during a few scenes because of the beauty of the photography and the locations. For me it was aesthetically perfect. I also loved that the movie wasn't being pretentious; it was more like homage to the original Wolfman.

Surrogates
Surrogates(2009)

Wow, this could have been a great movie... too bad it sucked.

Bright Star
Bright Star(2009)

Visually stunning.

The Blind Side

Wooooooooo! At last someone gave Sandra Bullock the opportunity to actually act! :D
Its some of those sad stories with happy ending yet its good. I'll warn you, I have a soft spot for Bullock.

Zombieland
Zombieland(2009)

Running Zombies? That's the ultimate FAIL. A zombie that runs it's like a sparkling vampire, and it is an offense for any real (and serious) zombie fan. The comedic aspects of the movie were lame, using -of course- the mainstream (comedy) formula, meaning: jokes about fat people, the idiotic search of something (in this case, Twinkies), and of course the destruction just-because-we-are-so-badass of something (in this case this something is curiously a store that sold native Americans souvenirs), hummers and guns. There's no possibility of evaluating this movie as a smart zombie movie because it just aims to short laughs and overused/empty situations.

Not Recommended.

Cars
Cars(2006)

Predictable, but is intended for childrens so I'll forgive that. In general terms is ok. I laugh a little.

Ultraviolet
Ultraviolet(2006)

Great costumes, lame theme.

All About Steve
½

It's not as cheesy as it seems.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

What a piece of crap. Why didn't they saved those pretty wolfies (and I'm not talking about the shirtless dudes) for another movie? Massive MEH

Art School Confidential
½

Ni siquiera Anjelica Huston, John Malkovich, o Steve Buscemi pudieron salvar esta película de ser un absoluto fracaso. La idea central del guión era buena pero no fue desarrollada adecuandamente. Por momentos el guión gozó de mucha genialidad, especialmente en las escenas en donde participó Jim Broadbent como Jimmy, pero por desgracia en el resto de las ocasiones cayó en el uso de situaciones aleatorias para hilar la historia y desarrollar el problema, además de servirse del asqueroso cliché.

My Sister's Keeper
½

absolute tear jerker

The Nines
The Nines(2007)
½

Good concept poorly developed.
I would love to see this movie with a better script and better edition.

X-Men Origins - Wolverine

Saw a raw copy of the movie and it looks awesome! Cant wait to see the final version!

Burn After Reading
½

Excelent cast, great character desing and very good interpretations (and funny) by Malkovich and Pitt.

Legend
Legend(1985)

Uniconrns, demons and goblins. Gotta love Tim Curry as Darkness. <3

Milk
Milk(2008)
½

Excellent acting by Sir Sean Penn.

Twilight
Twilight(2008)

This is one one the worsts film I have EVER seen.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

It was good and the beginning but chessy towards the end.

The Fall
The Fall(2006)

Visually gorgeous. Thats it.

Changeling
Changeling(2008)

Ok. Some bad acting by the kids, nothing great in terms of edition, but ok.

The Dark Knight

No, I didnt liked it.

Diary of the Dead

Leaves you thinking... If you are looking for a traditional zombie movie full of gore and no serious critique about society THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR YOU. But if you enjoy thinking and some gore, if you like questioning yourself and the world you live in, then GO AHEAD AND WATCH IT. For me this was one of the best movies I had seen this year. Definitely a fav.

Three...Extremes 2

4 por "Going Home"... hasta lloré...

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
½

Como dijo mi hermana: ?Lord of the Ring? meets the Bible. Es impresionante el hecho de que hicieran una película de guerra sin sangre. *aplauso* Así los niños verán que en realidad en las guerras no hay sangre. *roll eyes*

Zoo
Zoo(2007)

La narrativa es difusa. No ofrece variedad de tomas y mucho menos innovaciones cinematográficas. Se aproximan al tema tabú de la zoofilia pero desde afuera, sin mezclarse mucho con el tema; supongo que por eso los personajes tienen diálogos fragmentados o con información a medias. En fin, un intento valiente? que se quedó en eso? en intento.

Cloverfield
Cloverfield(2008)

The characters are so empty that you are unable to feel any empathy. NOT RECOMMENDED.

The Little Shop of Horrors

For some strange reason i actually like this movie.

Step Up 2 the Streets

Average "dance" movie. Enjoyable.

Juno
Juno(2007)

Surprisingly good.

The Land Before Time III: The Time of Great Giving

Ive seen some of them and its always the same. I dont even know which one of them I actually saw.

Young Einstein

Hey! Einstein inventó el Rock & Roll!!!

Pokemon the First Movie - Mewtwo vs. Mew

I LOVE Pikachu's Vacation :D I still watch it! :P

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2)

Why they keep fucking the characters up? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

How should I say this... It was ok. Helena was stunning as well as some scenes. But it was sadly predictable and some scenes like that Johanna song were unbearable. Go and see if you have a soft spot for musicals or any of the actors. Otherwise avoid it.

Beowulf
Beowulf(2007)

Save your money

Enchanted
Enchanted(2007)

I truly love my mom... thats why I went to see this movie. It was REALLY BAD. Ok, es tan mala que no puedo ni pensar en ingles. La pelicula es absurda, estupida e intenta fomentar los valores vacios de las peliculas de princesas mientras pretende acercarse mas a la realidad urbana.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Love the costumes, the acting was good but somehow i found it boring. Watch the first one instead.

Taxidermia
Taxidermia(2006)
½

A must see <3!

Gia
Gia(1997)

I dont care if she's alone or not. Really I coundn't care less. A Bore.

Halloween
Halloween(2007)

Riiiiigghhhhhhtttttt.... For me... It was a bore fest. Thats how it is. Im starting to think that horror films aren't tickling my fancy anymore.

Or maybe its just because I hate remakes, even If they have the precuel excuse behind them.

Death at a Funeral

Popcorn movie with some dark humor.

Palindromes
Palindromes(2004)

Freaky.... He constantly change the main actress... Its interesting, but somehow freaky.

Stranger Than Fiction

I was IN NEED of a movie like this. A MUST see for anyone interested in narrative, author notions or metanarrative.

The Last Legion
½

I fell asleep, somehow mom always want to watch blerg movies when I am sleepy.

The Simpsons Movie

1 because spider pig, the rest is crap.

Rush Hour 3
Rush Hour 3(2007)

1 star, because is Jackie Chan.

Superbad
Superbad(2007)

Thats how it is... SUPERBAD.

The Abandoned

I slept most of the movie, so it didnt caught my attention, so... its a bore.

Transformers
Transformers(2007)

Not my type of movie.

Harold and Maude
½

I want him to be my bf :'(

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
½

<3 all the "evil" ones. DESTROY POTTER!!!!

Ratatouille
Ratatouille(2007)

wiiiiiii! Creo q la quiero!

1408
1408(2007)

Flixster has given me a reason to finish watching crappy movies like this one so i can properly rate them. O_o

Amadeus
Amadeus(1984)

Great, but extremely long.

The Science of Sleep

Viajeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... O_o

Running With Scissors
½

I need it! And "I need high ceilings..."

Fido
Fido(2007)

Its so fucking cute!!! I want a Fido in my life!

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

It so bad... no words can describe it...

Cannibal Holocaust
½

And? where?s the aesthetic value? There?s none? the only thing that this movie has is shock value and this shock factor is mayor only when they kill animals. So? As a horror fan, watch it? otherwise forget about it.

From Dusk Till Dawn
½

So funnyyyyyyyy!!! And Salma Hayek... *drools*

Suicide Club
Suicide Club(2002)

So far... my favorite foreing film.

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

One. Just for Venom.

Shrek the Third

Gotta love Snow White in this movie ^.^

Shutter
Shutter(2004)

Scary. I, still, get scared with ghosts movies. -_-o

Disturbia
Disturbia(2007)

What can I say? Its a good voyeur experiment gone to hell because of the desperate measures to make it attractive for the young viewers. The score and the cast was crappy too...

Dead Silence
Dead Silence(2007)
½

I f*cking hate dummies. Those things scare meeee.

V for Vendetta

A GREAT movie, only comparable to "Titus"!

Pi
Pi(1998)

Great MOVIE!!!

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

I just love this movie! Must buy it on DVD. I even have the soundtrack <3!

Cabaret
Cabaret(1972)

Life is a Cabaret!!!!

The Hunger
The Hunger(1983)

David Bowie looks so HOT in this movie... *drools*

Murder by Numbers
½

Why I see homoerotism between those two?

Dark City
Dark City(1998)

The concept is nice... but it didn't grab me.

Last Life in the Universe

Is Asano... but still, besides the suicide attemps (thats what i like of the movie) is a pretty normal movie...

Everything is Illuminated

Maybe its because of the music, or the whole collector concept but I really liked this movie. I cried and a I laugh :D

Titus
Titus(1999)

A favorite!!! Gotta love Alan Cumming!

Wit
Wit(2001)

When I want to cry i just watch this movie.... I always cry.... maybe is John Donne's fault :P

Mona Lisa Smile

The theme was good but, still it wasnt good enough for me.

*** because of Kirsten Dunst, Julia Stiles and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Reign Over Me

Adam Sandler is surprisingly good in this one.

To me... it was boring.

Secretary
Secretary(2002)

Must have it on DVD.

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Okkkkeeeeeeyyyyyyy ?_?

The Departed
The Departed(2006)
½

Surprisingly goog.

The Messengers

Amityville again????

The Host
The Host(2007)

Its funnyyyyyyy!!!

Superstar
Superstar(1999)
½

I like this movie a lot!!! [Own!]

Hellraiser
Hellraiser(1987)

We'll tear your soul apart!

Cry-Baby
Cry-Baby(1990)

Johnny Depp haciendo de greaser!

Requiem for a Dream

Es como si te golpearan en la barriga. Te deja confundido, asqueado. Fascinante.

Simone (S1m0ne)

Such a great concept wasted...

Dark Tales of Japan
½

So funny!!! They were on crack!!! I mean... "Spider woman"? And what about the huge head on "The sacrifice"or the campy hand on "Crevices"???? Crack for the soul!!!!

Paperhouse
Paperhouse(1989)
½

I like the concept of an alternate [dream] reality.

Nada en la Nevera

Me gusto tantooooooooo!!!

Igby Goes Down
½

I like it a lot! Dark humor all the way!

The Libertine
½

What a versatile man!

All About Lily Chou-Chou

.....boring. Watch "Bully" instead.

The Night Larry Kramer Kissed Me

I hate performances, this was amusing because of the theme, otherwise I wouldn't even watch it... So... If you are interested in gay culture and the likes watch it, otherwise dont lose your time.

Moulin Rouge!
½

Gotta LOVE "El Tango de Roxanne"... Its passionate and beautiful.

Stigmata
Stigmata(1999)

I just adore the opening of the movie with "The pretty things are going to hell" by David Bowie :D

The Island of Dr. Moreau
½

Bizarre... like with people half goat, not like the ones from mythology... anyway, I still remember that film smiling...

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I preffer Long Chaney's version.

Talk to Her
Talk to Her(2002)
½

The movie inside the movie is the best part!

The Watcher
The Watcher(2000)

And everytime he kill a Rob Zombie song will sound!!!

Mannequin 2: On the Move

I love movie with dolls... I love the creepyness of a doll that comes to life.

Swimfan
Swimfan(2002)

Jealaousy (eifersucht) and obsession!! Ummmm!! Somehow I feel related XD

The King Is Alive

A certified Dogma 95 film. A GREAT FILM. Highly recommended!!

Stephen King's Rose Red

It cool but so god damned long!!!

Café Lumiere

Again Tadanobu Asano.... this time a movie a little bit close to the Dogma 95 movement (thats cool). But still the movie is a bore.

The Eye 2 (Gin gwai 2)
½

The Eye (1) is much better

Adventures in Babysitting

I remember liking that movie a lot!

The Addams Family

One of my everyday movies :D

Unfaithful
Unfaithful(2002)

Burrito man! Yesh yesh!

Kamikaze Girls
½

Very funny, especially if you like anime-like representation of japanese people and culture. Highly Recommended.

XXX
XXX(2002)

The only good part was the Rammstein concert scene.

Stay
Stay(2005)

Great quotes indeed.

Three...Extremes (Saam gaang yi)

I found "Box" by Takashi Miike perfect!!! "Dumplings" amusing, "Cut" absolutely lame.

The Fifth Element

Gotta love Milla Jovovich!

Survive Style 5+
½

An insane movie, a continuous acid trip!

Nana
Nana(2005)

Is the human version of a great manga. Almost as good, but not as good as the manga. I still recommend it!

Click
Click(2006)

Yay! Lets give a "message" while we prolongate the prejudice against fat people! O_o

Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

Nice picture. Gotta watch it!

The Lake House
½

What a boring movie!

Nacho Libre
Nacho Libre(2006)

So crappy that is funny! A popcorn movie.

Pokemon - The Movie 2000

I like Pokemon :blushes" is one of my guilty pleasures...