Hey folks, I'm here to talk movies, not for a date to the Prom.
A: Yes. I'm married, bitter and sarcastic.
A: No. I don't want to webcam with you. Silly me. I care more about your taste in films than what you look like. Just assume I look like Quasimodo.
A: Yes. That's really me in the picture. If you see a picture of a passed out drunk and say "married AND a drunk, that's the guy for me", please get some therapy before asking me for my MSN.
A: Yes. I'll talk movies with anyone. I love all kinds of films, but do have a certain affinity for the sick and twisted.
A: If you enjoy wasting your time, by all means, send me a widget. I have Flash blocker, so I'll never see them anyway. It does tend to bother my other friends, so if you're spamming my bitch up, don't expect anyone else to accept your friend request.
A: Please don't waste both our times recommending me movies I've already seen and reviewed. When you send me your recommendation for "The Godfather" or "The Dark Knight", you are begging to become a focus of the above mentioned sarcasm and bitterness. If, however, you want to discuss a film you just watched, by all means, start a conversation with me.
A: You'll peak my interest much sooner by debating me than by kissing my ass.
A: My trips to Flixster have become less frequent since it became the source for annoying ads and spam, so please forgive if I don't respond right away.