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Movie Ratings and Reviews

The Duchess
The Duchess(2008)

Keira is perhaps better suited to modern films. The film was beautifully acted and costumed and perfumed and wigged. Yet it failed to engage me as other terrific period pieces. sadly.

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter

awful, awful movie. bad acting, worse subplots, it didnt have ANY of the beauty or mystery of the first. a shame. a damn shame.

Larry The Cable Guy - Git-R-Done

Suprisingly funny. Clips of him I have not cared for but this was unique and silly comedy-very good.

Down in the Valley

interesting character study. edward norton slays me with his intense portrait of a lonely heart looking for love and acceptance.

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (Kaze no tani no Naushika)

You rock, rock! beautiful anime full of earth-like leaders. most are fools. fascinating look at what 'could' happen. I often wonder what species will be the next rulers of the world? dinosaurs, then humans, then..... bugs? why not? humans certainly aren't doing very well....

Strange Days
Strange Days(1995)

cool scifi
a must see for fans of the future world....

Middlemarch
Middlemarch(1994)

love those dramatic period pieces. love at any and all costs....

Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale

Could not stop laughing! 'he's weird, hey buddy, I work at hot pockets and if you dont like them you dont have to eat them.'

The Last September

coming of age in a world that is dramatically changing.....

Till Human Voices Wake Us

haunting and spiritual. a love story and finding a way to forgive yourself.

Puccini for Beginners
½

very funny movie, what you want is complicated if you dont know what it is that you want...... great date movie, sexytime, mmmm

The Comedians of Comedy

too much behind the scenes/traveling crap and not enough solid funny.

Ladyhawke
Ladyhawke(1985)
½

awesome movie, terrible soundtrack.

Shrek the Third
½

Animation top notch but missing an interesting plot. some funny jokes-worth watching-not purchasing.

Sense and Sensibility

like it, love it, want to see more of it.

The Wedding Banquet (Xi yan)

nice complex study of the many different kinds of human relations. shows how we can love in a limited way until we embrace who the other person truely is.

Transformers
Transformers(2007)

The awesomeness of the 80's transformers outgrew their cheese factor (mostly there are a few one liners that stink of old school Bruce Willis) ! Almost non-stop action with lots of wry humor (the autobots have a sense of humor and irony) The graphics are amazing. Only two more years until Transformers 2 comes out. It'll be the antichrists rebirth. (so to speak) Shia is a hot geek, too. hahaaaa.... his gf is just plain hot. Hilarious fake bush accent used to depict president. as usual, the guy has nothing useful to say...

The Holiday
The Holiday(2006)

cameron diaz sucked but everything and everybody else was terrific! fun, romantic comedy. I just love Jack Black..

The Chronicles of Riddick

AWESOME. this is what sci-fi should be! terrific story line, great action, cant wait til the next segment!

American History X

terrific fucking movie.

The Fountain
The Fountain(2006)
½

Interesting sci-fi, hugh jackman is a terrific actor...

Apocalypto
Apocalypto(2006)
½

Really enjoyed this high adrenaline movie. lots of action, cool scenes...

Music and Lyrics

Funny romantic comedy. Quirky and silly, good date movie.

Electronic Labyrinth THX 1138 4EB
½

Pretty good for an old sci-fi. needed more of an ending....

Pan's Labyrinth

I loved it! hauntingly beautiful~

Children of Men

FUcking loved it. dark, earthy and real.... the suspense nearly killed me.

Alpha Dog
Alpha Dog(2007)
½

whoa, this shit was whack, well worth a watch. impressive acting from all.

Mrs. Dalloway
½

I didnt enjoy the too often time change every other scene from past to present.

The Pursuit of Happyness

painfully real portrait of how hard it is to break through the glass ceiling. wonderful!

Orlando
Orlando(1992)

very interesting- strange story...

Wondrous Oblivion

terrific story-moving and real. I loved every minute of it.

Aladdin
Aladdin(2002)
½

lots of fun. robbin williams kills me. slays me. muders me. pillages me. okay. you get it.

Delicatessen
Delicatessen(1992)
½

a gritty nightmare of dreamish proportions. a bit more gore than I like.

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)

Fucking awesome! Cage was really good and eva mendes was red HOT! you might say SMoking! ok. lets lighten up on the cheese factor.

Blood Diamond

leo has a terrible south african accent, but otherwise terrific film. loads of action, which I love. a bit on the gory side, loads of women & children being shot-not like watching grown-ass bad guys get shot.....

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

top five. Fucking terrific film, heavy on humor and irony. right up my alley...

The Good Shepherd

fucking good. I felt sorry for the deaf girl though. if only she had put out.....

Idiocracy
Idiocracy(2006)

the future is stark, but its important to take a good, long, hard look at it before we go back to ignoring it in lazy, fat, complacency. this film ROCKED.

Stranger Than Fiction
½

terrific film, I cant believe Wil Ferrell is a decent actor! (hey, Im shallow) lovely plot and emma thompson is to die for perfect (as usual)

Casino Royale

bond was very unbondlike. more thugish. and EVERYBODY knew when he was following them. how spylike is that?!?!? no cool gadgets, and he was BUTT fucking ugly. I was dissapointed. it wasnt the worst bond, but it certainly wasnt the best either.

Black Snake Moan
½

Hot, Hotter, Hottest.....
enjoyed the characters and plotline.

300
300(2007)
½

good film but I had a hard time with the english accents, blue eyes and obvious muscles suits for greeks. Also they could have picked a better narrarator. that guy has the most boring, nasily voice ever.

Blades of Glory
½

funny but also high on the cheese factor.

Howl's Moving Castle

exquisite! simply Awesome!!!!! bestest, best anime in a while. if you of others of this caliber, please clue me in!

Running With Scissors
½

hilarious and scary at the same time. lucky my mother wasnt as mental.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
½

although i had to watch it twice to get the hang of the accents, BEST film in a while.

Snatch
Snatch(2001)
½

1st was better but this was still good.

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

fantastic. could watch over and over.

The Prestige
The Prestige(2006)

violent emotions, very thrilling. not five stars because christian bale wasnt nearly naked enough.

Life as a House
½

really enjoyed character developement.

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

wanted to mary luck skywalker for the longest time.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
½

loved it. I would totally fuck hayden. but then....so would probably millions of other 'fans.'

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

weak link from anikin to darth vadar unless he wanted to go black that whole time. they should have had that angle, some people just identify with the dark power ...... better than that lame oh Im scared whats her butt is gonna die.

Into the Blue
½

i love how they tried to make this movie super sexy BUT what the fuck can you do about those huge ass, ugly ass maskes??? nada.

Heathers
Heathers(1988)

gay 80s flick. I hate women like this.

Road to Perdition
½

nobody looked like they were in the mafia and nobody looked italian. that is bothersome.

The Karate Kid Part II
½

loved it. old school love.

Predator 2
Predator 2(1990)
½

thought it was gay how they brought a dead guy back. but otherwise gotta love a predator movie.

Broken Flowers

pretty good, wouldnt buy, but worth a watch

Final Destination
½

thought it was a lame plot, acting could have been better.

Seven (Se7en)

gross and disturbing...... didn't enjoy much- too much gore for me. I'm a big baby.

Water
Water(2005)
½

excellent, beautifully done film about inequality and the subjugation of women still happening today.

My Neighbor Totoro

another terrific film. I loved it. would watch over and over and over. I wanna ride a catbus!

Paradise Lost 2 - Revelations

justice really is blind. you dont even need evidence or a confession, they just send you to death row cause they dont like you. what the FUCK?@!?!?!

Born Into Brothels
½

good but tinged with saddness. some people never get a break. really interesting to watch.

Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid
½

white trash TOO fucking funny. I laughed til I cried.

An Ideal Husband
½

the lead guy is so HOT and so gay. why does this always happen to me? future happiness ruined by homosexuality.

The Science of Sleep

my alto ego. its nice to see someone with the same problems. Im not alone. nice to know.

Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys)
½

favorite movie. all time top five.

Sex and Lucia

YUM yum. I love mexican women, spanish women, okay...I just love women. and these are especially sexy.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Best movie ever. bring copious amounts of drugs to watch. thats key. (also good sober)

Eragon
Eragon(2006)

integrity of the book was lost. but fun action/adventure. had no sense of time passsing, but enjoyable to watch.

Night at the Museum

very funny. mickie rooney was hilarious.