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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Friends With Money

Watching this film after 5 years makes me realize I love it just the same. No more no less. Really well written and acted. Love real life concepts.

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
½

Saw this classic with ma mama back in Liberty Theater while before they burned it to the ground. I havent seen it in its entirety since 1990 but Im sure i will love it! murder and mayhem! lighting and red dyed corn syrup galore!!!

Barbarella
Barbarella(1968)

sexy, quirky, and colorful!
best with lsd

A Chorus Line

the movie itself is ghastly but it renders me still when it comes on screen. i love this musical soo much

Birth
Birth(2004)
½

great concept. loved the whole thing!

Dying at Grace

this documentary is very hard to watch. it is what and how we will all end up looking like and feeling. u see the last days months of these individuals....leading to their demise. and all are mostly natural causes. You can see death in their yellow stained faces. amazing documentary that has left a deep impression on my soul for the rest of my dyng days.

Mandingo
Mandingo(1975)

this a great film, cant even feel the length. its extemely controversial!!! lots of racism but with taste and gusto. BY FAR ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FILMS

Sleepaway Camp

i havent seen a great slasher in a while. teen lust, homicidal maniac, and extra cheese!!!!! its fantastic!!! if u like the orginal friday the 13th u'll love this film! MUST WATCH THE JAW DROPPING ENDING <3

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II

one of my fav 80's horror flicks!!!! this has all u want and expect from a good b-movie horror!!! nothing like the original prom night which i found to be a snoozefest. this one has great aesthetic lighting and hilarious acting!!!! its pure genius

District 9
District 9(2009)

This is another one of those "why-so-goddamn-long" films! Especially since it was originally the director's short film. After the first hour or so of boredom we finally get into the action pack extravaganza! The rest of the film is a t...hrill ride! It has time constraints, love, heartbreak, and a lot of Peter Jackson influence (obvious)! District 10 will probably be good as well. The film is shot on one of those damned Red One cam's everyone is creamin' their pants for.... the CGI is great, didn't bother me one bit! Soon no more physical make-up will be needed and/or used *tears*. I really enjoyed it overall, and the best part of this film: everything starts in the greatest year EVER... yes... you know it: 1982!!!! For that Reason alone this movie became near and dear to me! That and Christopher, that damned cockroach alien and his adorable son almost made me get a lump in my throat!I also lOooOOvved looooooOOOOved LooOOOved how Sharlto says fuck; its soo cute "Fauwk"!

Invasion of the Bee Girls

hilarious!!!!! sexploitation films are the greatest of all films!!! now invasion of the bee girls is a classic one i have the pleasure of owning. look for the humming when the bee girls are ready to mate and then kill!!! haha!!!

Bad Boy Bubby

It's hard to watch but u want to watch, unlike anything Ive seen. I understand why this is a cult classic. plain queery! Its sick, twisted, and just my taste!

Terminator Salvation

Amazing! i was a little skeptical but it turned out to be an exceptional action flick. what can i say! i hate change... having this be the 3rd John Connor was killer for me but its Bale and he is awesome

Inglourious Basterds

Quentin did it again! Seems like he really likes that "Lady Snowblood" chapter cuts + plus shots huh?! He hasn't strayed to far from that genre yet. Well it still works. I thoroughly enjoyed this film. Brad Pitt was hilarious. Eli Roth... looked unnatural all buff like that. He was cool though. B.J. Novak still funny. Mike Myers still made me cringe but at least he wasn't funny. It was also a cute surprise to hear Harvey Keitel reprise his roll as "The Wolf" (Winston Wolf) or so I would like to believe. (Sounded like that character anyways). Quentin can be a creepass like that and pay an homage to his first film. I didn't expect it to be as so but I loved it. Really fun movie but you can't expect no less from Quentin!

Drag Me to Hell

ITS CINEMATIC BRILLIANCE!!! RAIMI IS OUTSTANDING!!!

Bug
Bug(2006)
½

This gets better towards the end but I think it should have stayed as a play. Beautifully shot though, love the lighting as well!!! oh and the acting is fanstastic!it just drags at some points.

Let the Right One In

its really captivating and mysterious. i thoroughly enjoyed this vampire film for a vast number of reasons!

The Karate Kid

one of the greatest flicks ever! love these "kid" movies seen them all except the chick one1 im not tooo sure about that shit!!!! he is from jersey for cheeses sakes! it must be good!

The Quiet
The Quiet(2006)

its pretty interesting how the story develops, u stop hating the bitch of the film....u learn to understand her more. i found it to be entertaining

Mondo Cane
Mondo Cane(1963)

it bored the piss out of me and my sibling. we passed out. good beginning. then it just got dull. the female islanders hunting men for mating was hilarious though!

Coffy
Coffy(1973)

its hilarious!!!!! and the added bonus is pam grier's boobies!

The Day After

its packed with extra cheese during the nuclear blasts but its a hell of a movie. controversial!!!

Fight for Your Life
½

a classic exploitation film with loads of racial fun!

Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
½

its was a great documentary, i knew all about their exploitations all along!

Rated X
Rated X(2001)

fantastic!!! i love behind the green door and this is the mitchell bros story of their short rise and hard fall. and its great that real bros played the bros. i loved this movie!!!!!! it makes me want to be a porn director even more than i already do!

The Woods
The Woods(2006)
½

its pretty entertaining especially for these kind of movies! and bruce campbell is in it for a bit! thats always a plus!

Saw III
Saw III(2006)

still entertaining, the deaths are still gory and fun to watch. i hope it doesnt start getting old......

Andy Warhol's Frankenstein

i finally got to this masterpiece. its warhol so of course there was no way i wouldve been disappointed! what a delightfully perverse take on frankenstein!!!!

Chokugeki! Jigoku-ken (The Executioner) (Direct Hit! Hell Fist)
½

another classic full of gushing pinkish blood!!!!

Pump Up the Volume

an amazing piece of art!!! the whole thing, down to the soundtrack. everythign about this movie is fuckin pure genius!!!

The Number 23
½

i thoroughly enjoyed this movie. it wasnt at all what i thought it was though. i thought it was about satan, not a nut job. it was still really damn cool!!! i wish i would have that book, seems very good!!! topsy kretts!

Zoom
Zoom(2006)
½

for a kids movie with tim allen, its not bad. i was amused! i liked sky high much more though becuz of eye candy though

For Your Consideration
½

it was very entertaining, not as funny as i had hoped but very good nonetheless

Diary of the Dead
½

i thoroughly enjoyed this bitch!

Sex and the City

it was terrific!! what a a great movie for a fantastic show!!!

The Toxic Avenger: Part II

the first super hero from my NEW JERSEY!!!! the garden state!

Kickboxer
Kickboxer(1989)

what a classic!!!!!

Once Upon a Time in America

its has wonderful cinematography!!!! and the art direction is flawless

Staying Alive
½

i like the dancing sequences even though they are pianfully cheesey

Eddie Murphy Raw

its fuckin funny and racist!

The Accused
The Accused(1988)

this movie was traumatizing as shit for me!!!!

Hannah and Her Sisters

i need to finish it but from what i saw it damn good. obviously its woody allen.

Lord of the Flies

piggy!!!!!! :'( why damnit why?!!!!!!

The Elephant Man

this movie is fuckin amazing!!! i dont understand one second
!

Still Smokin'

not their best one for me

Jules and Jim

wonderful film!!!!! great story very risque for its time! one of the finest french new wave films!

May
May(2003)

i thoroughly enjoyed may, she is soo mousey and adorable!!! anna farris amkes for a hilarious dyke!! and elton is funny as fuck as the stalkee

Cloverfield
Cloverfield(2008)

the camera style was pretty cool, i think it was stoeln from rec but whatever. great new age creature feature!!!

Notorious
Notorious(1946)
½

a tad boring but if u get into it its pretty damn good

Salem's Lot
Salem's Lot(2004)

this is actually a great little remake, especially for it to have been made for tv. its not like that shining remake piece of crap! this one is great!!!!

The Incredible Hulk

Now this was a great comic hero movie!!!!!! the actign was fantastic!!! everything!! jam back!! it pumps u up thru out!!!! excellent

The Happening
½

i gave it soo many stars simply becuz of the suicides. the "twist" that m.night must always have was not a twist. it was nothing. the acting was fuckin hideous. John Leguizama was awesome though, too bad he is only there for a second.

Kill, Baby, Kill (Operazione paura) (Curse of the Living Dead) (Don't Walk in the Park)
½

its ok.... entertaining but a little boring at times

The House By The Cemetery (Quella villa accanto al cimitero)
½

not my fav fulci but its still very gorey so its amazing!!!

The Return of Swamp Thing

love this one!!! love the flower

Be Kind Rewind
½

its cute, too much going on, but overall entertaining and sometimes funny

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

A fantastic ending toa fun action packed series!!!!

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

not as funny as the first but still a lot of fun!!!

Creepshow 2
Creepshow 2(1987)

fabulous saw it in thaters!

Twilight Zone---The Movie

i cant beleive i finally figured out this was the movie i had the missing fatal helicopter scene. we all know which one.... the one with Vic (RIP)

Friday After Next

pretty funny not the best but Pinky makes it all worth while. sucks about that guy Roach offing himself.

Rear Window
Rear Window(1954)

pretty damn great movie! but of course it would be its a hitchcock film!

Paura nella città dei morti viventi (City Of The Living Dead) (The Gates of Hell)

pretty good ass movie! of course ti would be its a Fulci flick!

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

amazing action!!!

Awake
Awake(2007)

terrible acting and script

A Tale of Two Sisters

fuckin boring and very played out. not scary at all. a waste of money and time

Bloodsport
Bloodsport(1988)

this is teh shit Damme movie
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drive Me Crazy
½

it was forgettable unlike miss hart's lazy eye

Congo
Congo(1995)

albino apes!!! creepie!~

One Fine Day
One Fine Day(1996)

love the color saturation. nice sepia tone thety gave this film!!!! very entertaining even though its bourgouis

Bio-Dome
Bio-Dome(1996)

more pauly is always welcomed

Bound
Bound(1996)
½

lesbian fun

Eddie Murphy Delirious

ahh when stan-up was good!

Great Balls of Fire

pedophilia is always cool!

Cool World
Cool World(1992)

cartoon sex!!! this was hot

Terms of Endearment

the best chic flick of all time!!!!

Summer of Sam

this movie was fuckin great, spike should consider the color change more often

Baby Boom
Baby Boom(1987)

wonderful!!! see it int he 80's only!

Andre
Andre(1994)

this movie made me cry

Sleepers
Sleepers(1996)

fantastic!!!! beautiful boys all around!!! yummy in the tummy! RIP BRad!!! renfro obviously! though pitt with soo many kids is basically dead as well

The Gift
The Gift(2000)

this movie is magnificent, shocking, and very tentative

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

they calls nerds cuz we are soo uncool!!!!

Tank Girl
Tank Girl(1995)

this movie was inspirational and very empowering to women!!!!!

Bad News Bears

the first one is way better

Club Dread
Club Dread(2004)

this movie is fuckin hilarious!!!!

Krull
Krull(1983)

love these old puppet sci-fi love stories fromt he 80's

Rope
Rope(1948)

another terrific hitchcock film!!!!

Wild At Heart

another fabulous love story! i fell in love with sailor!!! lula and sailor 4 eva!!!!

Mask
Mask(1985)

super sad!!!!!!!

Harlem Nights

i remember the fat girl fight!

Outbreak
Outbreak(1995)

i love monkey's!

Strictly Ballroom
½

wonderfukl cinematography. you can tell its a 90's movie but its quirky romantic comedy that only baz can accomplish onscreen

Cheaper by the Dozen 2
½

its actually good and pretty entertaining

Center Stage
Center Stage(2000)

i love these dance movies!

Casualties of War

traumatizing to watch as a child!!!

Capote
Capote(2005)

boring as fuck

Can't Hardly Wait
½

its aight, dont liek th elove though

Can't Buy Me Love

its cute for an 80's flick

Breaking the Waves

wonderful and very disturbing

Breakin' 2 - Electric Boogaloo

no no no wait i think this ios the one i sw and its the shit!!!

Breakin'
Breakin'(1984)

this movie is the shiznay!!!!

Boys
Boys(1996)

its a snooze

Boomerang
Boomerang(1992)

this gave me a toe complex!

Blue Velvet
Blue Velvet(1986)

now this is truly the best love film ive ever done seen!!!!

Big Girls Don't Cry...They Get Even

this is a fun filled movie. lots of family fun

Beloved
Beloved(1998)

i wantcha ta touch me in the inside parrrrrttttt....

Belle de jour

truly magnificent!!!

Before and After

thrilling and captivating!!!

Beaches
Beaches(1988)

watch with a friend

Basic Instinct 2
½

still oh soo sexy!

Bad Education

u see gael's penis a lot!

Awakenings
Awakenings(1990)

tearjerker hardcore!

Apocalypto
Apocalypto(2006)
½

it was entertaining but it also filled me with blinding rage

Any Given Sunday

this blew chunks literally

Another Day in Paradise
½

this was interesting at times.

Angus
Angus(1995)

super sweet!!!!

Amistad
Amistad(1997)

boring, a complete snoozefest

All the Right Moves

yes i too saw his penis

All Over Me
All Over Me(1997)
½

very coming of age. gay stay

Alive
Alive(1993)

cannabalism is always fun in my book!

Dreams
Dreams(1990)
½

truly bootyful! but extremely boring

Albino Alligator

boring as pebbly shit

Airborne
Airborne(1993)
½

"what's your problem, BRA?"

A Time to Kill

never wanna see this again

A Thousand Acres

truly wonderful!!! very culminating!!!

A Price Above Rubies
½

it was interesting at times but mianly borung as fuck

A Life Less Ordinary

one of my all time fav. love movies!

54
54(1998)
½

it lost its magic now that im all growed up. i thinkit kinda sucks now.

11:14
11:14(2003)

not bad, i dontknow if i ever wanna see it again though

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

not all i hoped it would be

Nine Months
Nine Months(1995)

i love this bubble gugh grant chic flix

Heathers
Heathers(1988)

amazing film from start to finish

Poison Ivy
Poison Ivy(1992)

teenage sexuality is amazing

Smiley Face
Smiley Face(2007)

best fuckin movie ive seen in years!!!!!!
hilarious! exaggerate dbut if tone down soo true! a must see! with a lot of weed ofcourse!

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

dream cast! beautiful jump cuts! the editing in this movie is truly what steals it all away. not soo true. over all its a very good movie. too tired to think clearly but i had fun wwatching this flick

Village of the Damned
½

superman's last film!

Shadowboxer
Shadowboxer(2005)

all i can say is DORFF"S penis!!!!!!!!!!!

Stuck on You
Stuck on You(2003)
½

could have been better

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt(2001)

a waste of film

Psycho
Psycho(1960)

mama's boy's damnit

Bubble Boy
Bubble Boy(2001)

sweet! with hotness in it! hmmm love me that jake

Friday
Friday(1995)

saw it in theaters

The Color Purple

you shooo is uuuugly!!!!!!!!

Enemy at the Gates

oh this is the bomb diggity

Look Who's Talking Now
½

this one is just stupid

Alexander
Alexander(2004)
½

its just ludicrious

Amadeus
Amadeus(1984)

berry berry good

Mallrats
Mallrats(1995)

fuckin' hilaius! a fun happy-go-lucky flm

2001: A Space Odyssey

just brilliant! a cinematic genius!

Starship Troopers

horrific! giants bugs! eeek!

The Forgotten
½

its a see me once and forget about me type

Chasing Amy
Chasing Amy(1997)

true life with some hilarious vocabulary and ludicrous situations

Coneheads
Coneheads(1993)

non-stop hilarity

Stephen King's 'Graveyard Shift'
½

dont remember it but i remember being bored

Identity
Identity(2003)
½

predictable!

The Brave One

Oh this movie is amazing! beautifully shot! the plot twists are are delivering! overall a lot of fun! Neil Jordan does it again!

Gone With the Wind

outstanding flick! great family fun!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

turtles in a hlaf shell! turtle power!

Son-in-Law
Son-in-Law(1993)

oooh that paulie!!!

Sliding Doors
½

great innovative film

The People Vs. Larry Flynt
½

i loved the acting and the porn

Vertical Limit

oh man this movie is sooo painful to watch. i quite enjoyed it

The Devil's Advocate

great fuckin film. i heard the book is a millions times better! cant wait to read it cuz the film is the shiznay!

The New Guy
The New Guy(2002)

that chic has a terrible body. wakala1 so square. i had a dream about her. i told her i knew her since she was a wee little thing. and i pressed my index and thumb fingers together. also that lead guy, the new guy. he has a peculiar head

Cabin Fever
Cabin Fever(2002)

funy for the whole family!
another two big thumbs up!!

Premonition
Premonition(2007)

it's an entertaining movie. not one of bullocks finest but still interesting. it's a chick flick. its not suspensefly but a work of true genius compared to shitty Hairspray (2007)

Hairspray
Hairspray(1988)

One of the best dogarn movies ever made! it has all the elements of a cult classic. another wonderful masterpiece shelle dout by the prince of puke himself!
two incredibly enthusiastic thumbs up for this outrageously funny flick!!!

Hairspray
Hairspray(2007)

what a snoozefest! tooo long! drags! ugh. it's just god awful!
hated it excepy Michelle Pfeiffer. She did excellent. she is still hot. boring ass movie. killed my buzz.
i beleiev 1 star is too much. Im going to let it slide. it sucked regardless

Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts)

pretty cool fx. i dont like the bloody bitch. i do like her slashed tittie though. hot shit!
!hot shit! the widow was the scariest. burn victims freak me out

The Poseidon Adventure

berry berry good, i like some girls coochie cuters. they are red velvet. berry berry nice

One Hour Photo
½

williams is a creepo

Tommy Boy
Tommy Boy(1995)

funny. i loved farley

The Flintstones

i saw this on a plane

The Scorpion King

terrible. cgi was ghastly

Good Will Hunting

interesting characters.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

it was alrite. i like the farting part.

The Departed
The Departed(2006)

one of the best films ever made in america. on th edge of ur seat action packed flick. it dleivers everything you could want. and it leaves u berry berry satisfied. leo looks scrumpstous!!!

Hannibal Rising
½

the actor playing hannbal was goofy and even comical at times. others he did play it well. anthiny hopskins didnt have a scar on his left cheek so i dont know why he would have one as a young man. it dragged a bit. it was very good but bery long

Hannibal
Hannibal(2001)

i love the brain eating scene. it was truly a masterpiece. i expected a bit more. slightly disappointd when i saw it in theaters. i enjoy a bit more nowadays. it wasnt hard to adapt to moore being clarice.

Summer Rental

another one of those great Candy flicks. they make one feel so homey and wanting family

The Great Outdoors

one of the funniest films ever made. god i miss CANDY! man he was a funny mofo

Hard Candy
Hard Candy(2006)

it is a very good flick. not hwat i originally thought but still it captivated me. the suicide scene is beautifully shot.

Double Jeopardy

I DONT KNOW IF I DID OR IF I DIDNT SEE THIS MOVIE

Half Baked
Half Baked(1998)

now this is a great flick! has all the best ingredients for a high comedy!

Men of Honor
Men of Honor(2000)
½

is this the racist one? the one they call the nagger "cookie"?

Charlotte's Web

a complete tearkjerker! even now!

Kiss The Girls

i love this movie1 i saw it in theaters! excellent story and plot! and that damn hot judd!
and chocolate chip face!

The Golden Child
½

hilarity! fuckin murphy child! darkness bros!

Bewitched
Bewitched(2005)
½

this was quirky i love nicole though

La Bamba
La Bamba(1987)

tearjerker fo sho!

Cruel Intentions 2

fuckin' funny. a cheesefest

Set It Off
Set It Off(1996)

made me cry...it's hard livin' in the ghetto

Superstar
Superstar(1999)

my first date movie. this movie sucked, the pieces i saw

The Cell
The Cell(2000)
½

i love the cinematography! i wish the whole movie would have just taken place in his mind! it's gorgeous

Three Men and a Baby (3 Men and a Baby)
½

love the ghost child near the window

Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2

this is an entertaining movie. it's dumb ass hwell but on a sunday afternoon. raining. nothing else on. then fuck it. put this bitch on.

The Rage: Carrie 2

i liked the throbbing tattoo. i dont believe sh should've died. well maybe since her crazed tattoo fucked up her face. i liked it. i hate that is is a sequel. that's terrible

Where the Heart Is

i thoroughly enjoyed this chick flick! the name's of the character's were ghastly though. could u imagine naming ur walmart child "americus nation"? good god! well there was also, brownie, praline, ginger, cinnamon, novalee nation!

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
½

IT'S EYE-CANDY. BERRY ENTERTAINING. WHAT WAS extremely bothersome was Jessica's horrific blue contacts. so obvious! also that hideous dye job! she looked a fight! i loved her eye-shadow! the make-up artist is berry berry good

Twin Peaks - Fire Walk with Me

magnimus! FUCKIN BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!

Léon: The Professional

I WANTED TO BE THE PORTMAN WHEN THIS CAME OUT! I WANTED THIS RLE! GREAT MOVIE I RECENTLY SAW IT LIKE 4 TIMES

Four Rooms
Four Rooms(1996)

this movie is remarkable entertaining and worth all the hours! it's not as long AS IM MAKING IT OUT TO BE!!!!! FUCKIN' TERRIFIC FUCKIN' EVEN MADONNA IS IN IT!

28 Days
28 Days(2000)

chick flick but i love drunks

Jaws 2
Jaws 2(1978)
½

this movie was eh. it is the least of the series i've seen

Schindler's List

love that red dress scene!!! tearjerker! if i was a jew i would feel it more

Dogma
Dogma(1999)

i named 3 of my siamese fighting fish after the angels and the muse!!!! i must have really enjoyed it! good movie! saw i for my 17th b-day in the cinema

My Girl 2
My Girl 2(1996)
½

i wanted macaulay to come back from the dead.

Feast
Feast(2006)

this has monster mouth rape!!! it's oustanding!!! so much cum from such a tiny fellow!

Salem's Lot
Salem's Lot(1979)

oh it's sooo good! vampyric lust!!!

Children of the Corn

oh that hamilton!!!! she is the shizzznay. i hated that malakai kid! he has stinky feet! it looks like his feet smell something awful

Tremors
Tremors(1990)

i saw this one in Liberty theater! great family fun!

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
½

love all these haellraiser! good sex scenes! i like chatterbox!

Short Circuit

i love this movie! johnny 5!!!!!

Porky's
Porky's(1982)

this movei used to give me hard ons as a child! love it

Rambo III
Rambo III(1988)

i just bought this dvd last year! it gives thanx to all the aphgan people! bassically a hooray to the taliban! fantastic! i cant wait for John Rambo!

The Royal Tenenbaums

this movie is soo terrific i would love to see it as a play! i think it would do great

A Perfect Murder

eh, this one was another snoozefest! killed a great flick! leave hitchcock alone! u swine!

Big Trouble in Little China
½

oooh this movie has kim cattrall! it's ultra sexy~!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze
½

THE SECRET OF THE OOZE IS A DECENT SEQUEL BUT I MISS ONE OF THE COREY'S! FELDAMN SHOULD HAVE COME BACK AS THE VOICE OF DONATELLO!

RV
RV(2006)

A SAW A PIECE AND IT SUCKED! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE REST

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
½

I love mad mAX! THE BEST ONE IS BEYOND THUNDERDOME THOUGH!
IT HAS TINA!

Stephen King's It

I love the children part a lot more1 the second half aint to bad! it has ritter! doesnt it? i love clowns!

Higher Learning

oh man this has racial conflict! love it!!!!!

Love Potion No. 9

it's alrite1 i would never see this again though

The Scarlet Letter

ooh oldman looks sooo damn hot! i really wanna fuck him as this character!

Dune
Dune(1984)

it has my man Kyle! and it's directed by one of the greatest "american" director's~!!!

Stephen King's The Stand

i think King know's whats gonna happen at the end of this miserable world

Three Men and a Little Lady
½

oooh i love the ghost child~!!

Junior
Junior(1994)
½

classic!!!! a pregnoid arnold~!~~ makes me laugh!

Alice in Wonderland

love this shit if it's the cartoon!!!

Keeping the Faith
½

it's alrite, i dont buy it but i like elfman! she has a mousey cuteness. it's an ok flick. i watchover and over though

Short Circuit 2

a complete tearjerker~~

The Wizard of Oz

this is a timeless classic!

Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles

i know i saw it! it's that forgettable

The Sweetest Thing
½

this movie made me crack the fuck up! i want to see more! applegate!!!!

L.A. Confidential

great cast! great story! fantastic! thrilling movie!

Vertigo
Vertigo(1958)

oh this movie is very captivating! one of hitchcock's finest!

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

this movie puts a smile on my face! i love it! a true chick flick

Cursed
Cursed(2005)

this movie is a such a piece of shit! why woudl anyone allow this garbage to ever be made! i want my motheruckin money back!

The Blue Lagoon

this movie gave me a hardon as a child!!!! very hot!!!!!

Swimfan
Swimfan(2002)

that erika chick is funny lookin' i liked her better in the upside of anger, she is ok. i didnt like this movie at all.

The Karate Kid Part II

another fantastic "kid" movies! macchio! raaaawwwr!

End of Days
End of Days(1999)

this movie was sooo terrible.....

The Aviator
The Aviator(2004)

my god leo deserves an osxcar for this performance! this is an oustanding flick

Critters
Critters(1986)

these critter movies are funny.

The Beach
The Beach(2000)

the book has a better ending becuz it's gruesome! both still suckass

Jaws: The Revenge
½

i saw this in theaters as a child! i was terrified!

Death Becomes Her

this movie was ahead of it's time!!!! fantastic! will never get tired and boring!

Wild Zero
Wild Zero(2000)
½

never finished it! always play the drinking game damnit!

Master of the Flying Guillotine

oh this is one of those cult classics!!!! extremely good ass movie!!!! if u havent seen it! kill urself! u are not a filmmaker!

The Legend of Drunken Master (Jui kuen II) (Drunken Fist II)

this is one of chan's great ones! two enthusiastic thumbs up!

Vice Squad
Vice Squad(1982)
½

this is suprisingly a very good movie1 i enjoyed it thoroughly1 it had terrible make-up effects but i love them hoes!

Female Trouble

Edith massey is sooo hilarious in this one1 she always is! i can;'t say anything that will remotely give justice to how fuckin' terrific this movie is!

A Dirty Shame

my god Waters does it again! that man never lets me down! i want his sperm!

The Man in the Iron Mask
½

i've been seeing this movie all month1 it aint tooo bad. it's entertaining

Bulletproof
Bulletproof(1996)
½

ooh this movie was good! i was pissed that adam had to an ass double for his nude ass scene! man that ass must be in bad shape

Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice(1988)

i truly could never get enuff from this cinematic genius of a film!

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

a wonderful and jopyous movie! it feels my heart with pure glee!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

johnny looks like some creepass child fornicator! i hate this damn movie!!!!

Little Shop of Horrors

another wonderful musical!!! my god i can sing along all daay and nite!

down on skid row!!!

down on skid!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh lord!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

this has everything you want!!!! by far a true masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!!!

touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me!
i wanna feel dirty!!!!!!!!!!

I Heart Huckabees

this is one of the worst piece of shit movies ever! i have that fuckin dvd! thank god i didnt pay a penny for this crap! if anybody wants it i give it away gladly!

Beavis and Butt-head Do America

this movie shold have been a lot funnier and dirtier than it was. i was slightly disappointed. even more so i wa sdisapointed in myself for not seeing it in theaters

Firestarter
Firestarter(1984)

man i wanted to be that little bitch so bad1 i would get pissed and huff like her1 and all that would happen was a damn nosebleed

Sweet November
½

ooh this movie is a tearjerker!!!!

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

this has got to be one of the greatest movie's ever! i love that damn pee-wee!!!!! i always wanted a red bike like his! it even has that little bastard from the wonder years. ugly little shit

Godzilla
Godzilla(1998)

this movie was terrible. i think i should give it another chance though

Airheads
Airheads(1994)

this movie si freakin' hilarious. adam had a slamming body in it.

Volcano
Volcano(1997)

this was the last movie i saw in thx! it scared the shit out of me. i definitely lost hearing. the acting was hideous

Bad Girls
Bad Girls(1994)

this was eh, the rape scene sucked. the whole shit was crummy

Grosse Pointe Blank
½

this movie has a great soundtrack. it's funny, not that funny but it has it moments

Lake Placid
Lake Placid(1999)

i love betty white's character. thats the only thing.

Flipper
Flipper(1996)

i think i liked it.

Star Wars: Clone Wars - Volume 1

only if there was some interracial breeding

Enter the Dragon
½

i liked lee's martial arts movies! and im not too keen to the whole asian experience

Risky Business

ooohthis has incredible fuck scenes!

Road House
Road House(1989)

i used to get a hard on as a child when i would see this movie. i thought the sex scene was hot1 there's just something about fuckin' standing up thats the shit

Contact
Contact(1997)

this is truly a snoozefest

Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane(1941)

this movie is just wow!

i still can't get over that
"rosebud"

Super Size Me
½

i still eat mcdonalds! i love it!

Problem Child
½

i dont usually care for ginger kids but i like this one. he has buck teeth plus the movie is annoyingly funny. gotta love that ritter! bless his soul!

Loser
Loser(2000)

i enjoyed this movie thoroughly. i was highly disturbed by the egg donation part. that has got to hurt!

Frailty
Frailty(2002)

it was interesting but not a movie i even want to see again. i lost my damn ticket stub becuz of fuckin' nuckla's!

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

I STILL THINK PARKER SHOULD BRING BACK THE GLASSES!!!
RAWRRRRRR!!!!!
BERRY BERRY GOOD!!!!

The Bodyguard

OOOH THIS MOVIE IS GOOD, I LIKED THAT THEY DIDNT STAY TOGETHER!!! OOOPS I SPOILED IT!!!

Rumble in the Bronx

I CRIED CUZ MY MAMA DIDNT TAKE ME TO SEE THIS IN THE PERTH AMBOY THEATER AFTER SOME HOODLUMS BURNED DOWN OUR LIBERTY THEATER!
IT SUCKED

A Christmas Carol

THIS MOVIE BORED THE CORNHOLE OUT OF ME!

Election
Election(1999)

THIS MOVIE IS FUCKIN' HILARIOUS BUT IT MADE ME FEEL STRANGE ABOUT MATHEW BRODERICK. UM... I DUNNO HE LOOKS LIKE HE ENJOYED THE ROLE OF A PEDOPHILE. ALTHOUGH HE ISNT IN THE MOVIE. I THINK HE HINTED HE WAS.

Cujo
Cujo(1983)
½

OOOH IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE TO THE BOOK. WHAT A CUTE KITTIE!!!!
CUJO IS A CUTE PUSS PUSS

Overboard
Overboard(1987)

oh i really enjoyed this movie

Jaws 3
Jaws 3(1983)

im still scared to go to sea world

The Karate Kid, Part III
½

i love all of this "kid" movies

Point Break
Point Break(1991)

even my mother enjoyed it

Kindergarten Cop
½

i have to say i really like this movie. for some reason arnold is hilarious1 probably becuz of his accent and ridiculous films. its enjoyable

Drop Dead Gorgeous

this is by far one of the funniest flicks for me!!!! i thought it was quite inventive

Raising Arizona
½

i saw it in the aters

Stay Alive
Stay Alive(2006)

another terrible wannabe horror movie

Cecil B. Demented

a movie about demented aspiring indie film directors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on now!!!!!!!!!!

Pink Flamingos

its john Fuckin' waters for christ sake!!! need i say more!!!

The 'Burbs
The 'Burbs(1989)
½

funny movie! one of the corey's is in it!

Shakespeare in Love

ITS GOOD, I EVEN LIKE PALTROW.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY REALLY BUT ITS A WITTY TAKE ON SHAKESPEARE AND HOW HE WROTE HIS PLAYS

Clue
Clue(1985)

WHAT A CLASSIC!!!! TIM CURRY IS SPECTACULAR!!! A FUN FAMILY MOVIE!!!
I EVEN BOUGHT THE DVD WHEN I WAS BROKE CUZ ITS SOO GOOD

Along Came a Spider
½

I LOVE THESE MORGAN FREEMAN CRIME DRAMAS. QUITE ENTERTAINING.

Dangerous Minds

NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! I WAS SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED

Monster
Monster(2004)
½

VERY GOOD ACTING! MY GOD THERON DOES IT AGAIN!!! THIS IS A SAD MOVIE ITS UNFORTUANTE ITS TRUE BUT I NDEED A GOOD FLICK

A River Runs Through It

IT'S AN INTERETSING FLICK BUT IT ACTUALLY IS LONG AND IF HAV NOTHING TO DO FOR 3 HOURS WATHC IT ITS GOOD AND IT HAS SPANK MATERIAL BRAD IN IT

Rudy
Rudy(1993)

THIS MOVIE FEELS ME WITH SOOO MUCH JOY!!!! LOVE IT!!!!

I HATE FOOTBALL!!!!

Raging Bull
Raging Bull(1980)

OMIGOD!!!!! ONE OF THE BEST EDITING JOBS EVER DONE!!!! THIS IS AN AMAZING MOVIE! IF U LIKE BOXING AND GRETA ACTING CHECK THIS FLICK OUT!!!!!

White Men Can't Jump
½

THEY CAN'T INDEED BUT THEY IS HOT!!! THIS WAS A GOOD FLICK! I LIKE A LOT OF SPIKE'S FILMS

Gangs of New York

WHOEVER EDITED THIS MOVIE NEEDS TO BE SHOT ALONG SIDE THE FUCKIN SCRIPT SOUP AND GOD WHAT TERRIBLE CONTINUITY AND EDITING!! CHRIST!

Bean
Bean(1997)

NOPE THIS RUINED THAT GREAT SHOW

Air Bud
Air Bud(1997)

ITS CUTE I GUESS

Deep Impact
Deep Impact(1998)

I LOST MA GREEN WALLET WHEN I SAW THIS SHITTY MOVIE. IT MADE ME CRY AND I BOUGHT AMERICAN PSYCHO THE SAME DAY

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
½

I LIKE THIS FLICK! I STILL LIKE CHRISTIAN AT THAT TIME.
ROTTINGHAM SHOULD HAVE BANGED MARION

The Passion of the Christ
½

I USED TO LIKE IT. NOW I HATE IT BUT IVE ONLY SEEN IT ONCE

Jarhead
Jarhead(2005)
½

OOOH JAKIE BABIE!!!!!
U CAN SEE HIM PLOWING SOME CHIC... OOOOHHHH I BET HE IS GOOOD

Crash
Crash(2004)
½

TOOO MUCH!!!!! IT WAS RIDICULOUS

To Kill A Mockingbird

OOOH I GOT MY CHILD'S NAME FROM THIS FLICK1 ACTUALLY MEL GIBSON WHO TOOK IT FORM THIS FLICK!!!

GREAT MOBIE EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT!
A CLASSIC

Pretty Persuasion

REALLY GOOD!!!! MAN REMINDS ME A BIT OF SOMEONE!!!!!!

Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood

Used to be an all time fav. as a babe! i wanted tina's power!

Hitch
Hitch(2005)
½

ugh, but i could watch it i guess

28 Weeks Later...

a perfect sibling movie!!!!!!!!!!
it was pretty good. i had low expectations though. overall i enjoyed it, had the same soundtrack but it had unanswered questions

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)

amazing!!!!!!!!!! hot ass jake !!!great fuckin flick!

Dawn of the Dead

the film that changed little miri-yum foreva!

300
300(2007)

alll those bodies~! yummy in the tummy!!!!!!!!!

Rocky II
Rocky II(1979)
½

wonderful! utterly brilliant!

Wayne's World 2
½

i thought it was great!

Grindhouse
Grindhouse(2007)

best double feature i ever done see!

Vacancy
Vacancy(2007)

another horrible movie! good lord burn this shit to the ground! dont let one reel escape!
burn it!

Disturbia
Disturbia(2007)

terrible fuckin' movie!
just terrible!

The Neverending Story

dont remeber but i liiiked it~

Rocky V
Rocky V(1990)

awesome!!!!!! flawless!!!!!masterpiece!!!!!!!!!1