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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
8 years ago via Flixster

No diss on Toxie, but this is by far the best movie ever made by Troma.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2)
8 years ago via Flixster

"Waaaay better than the first, Waaay. Better written, better directed and better acting. Ron pearlman is the shit, as always, and Doug jones as Abe really brings forth the meekness of the charachter, but the cool meekness like the comics. Only weak links are Selma Blair( kind of outof it, i think) and the bad guy (he not evil...just kind off "Emo evil"). But the best character here has got to be Johann Krauss, as soon as he apears he just grabs hold of your funny bone and never lets go, plus the voice is Seth Mcfarlane ( Peter Griffin is johan Krauss!!! how fucked up is that!?) But hands down, best reason to see it, it has the best musical number in recent times! (fuck Mamma Mia!)

The Dark Knight
8 years ago via Flixster

"Best comic book movie ever realized!!! No dis on Tim Burton but...Man do these movies just make you forget about his previous adaptations. At this point, i really consider giving Nolan, Bale and Ledger full swallow blowjobs (yeah, thats right...necrophilia bitches), because what they have put on screen is j ust awe inspiring. Batman/Bruce...perfect, The Joker...Oscar worthy and TWO-FACE/Dent...Breathtaking. The Next comic book movie that comes along better do a HELL of a good job because the bar has been EXTREMELY raised."

800 Balas (800 Bullets)
8 years ago via Flixster

"A truly original film that forces me to beat myself constantly for not thinking of it first!! This brilliant riff on the spaghetti-western genre only further convinces me of Alex de la Iglesia's genius. plus, the whoal Clint Eastwood subplot almost made me cry! a great time at the movies.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
9 years ago via Flixster

"It was like i was 8 all over again! Few downers though,
way too much CGI (except for the end...i can understand that) and the score isn't as powerful as previous indy entries. Aside from that, this is another endearing adventure for the Indy saga."