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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

At this point on all the movies in this series suck horribly.

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

This one was surprisingly entertaining. Watch it if you have some down time and need something to entertain yourself.

Transporter 3

at this ponit, like so many of Jason Statham's movies it is like reality is what they want it to be....this thing was so stupid and most of the stunts so retardly impossible I just wanted to throw things at the screen.


Watched it, bought it, love it. It is the superhero movie you have to put the kids up to watch.


funny and cute in an odd sorta way. It may not suite some people's taste but I would for sure watch it if you haven't.

The Proposal
The Proposal(2009)

I am a huge Ryan Renolds fan so I am bias here but I loved it...and Sandra Bullock being naked is a huge plus too...she has an amazing bare butt.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

funny, not amazing, but good for a chuckle


retarded, if you are female and either are between the ages of 12 and 18 or have the mind set of a girl between the ages of 12 and 18 you will love this...for everybody else you will want to go punch somebody in the face for such a crappy movie being allowed to be made.


Best comedy of the past 5 years easily, maybe even 10. It takes what Shawn of the Dead did, but makes it more funny and less stupid. It is a bit gory but it is so funny it will make your sides hurt laughing.

Yes Man
Yes Man(2008)

One of jim carrey's best movies, if you are a fan of his you should for sure watch this.

Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia!(2008)

A musical...with people who can't get the picture

The Dark Knight


The Cooler
The Cooler(2003)

Good plot, lovable loser very well played, and the leading lately looks nice in her b-day suit!


Not to bad, not to good either...decent action though


very good mobster movie, Ray Loiata's best movie.

The Aviator
The Aviator(2004)

pretty good movie if you have time to sit and really get into it.


It is ok, but jesus is it odd by the end.....I mean maybe if you were on lots of drugs you would think it rocks....but as a sober viewer it is just odd....

Return of the Living Dead Part II

it is just your average zombie movie, but there is a scene where this hot punk chick strips down and dances on a tomb.....worth watching just for that...SHE (IS FINE! if you like punk girls...


worth a watch once, but never again.

30 Days of Night

gore out the ass, which by the way doesn't cover up the lack of a good story.

Resident Evil: Extinction

omg, this movie is all over the place, makes me go wtf!!!!!!??????

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

ok call me girly, but actually enjoyed it alot.

The Heartbreak Kid

actually very funny, until the end, then you are just like omg how retarded.

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

if I were to rate the first hour of this movie I would give it a 4 and a half star.....if you are wondering how bad the end is, just look at what I am giving it overall.


Don't like the orginal ot much but actually enjoyed Rob Zombie's telling of the story of Michael Myers.

Death Proof
Death Proof(2007)

actually pretty good, it is fast, balls to the wall, insane action.

Star Wars

who don't like star wars come on now


I had never heard of this, picked it up at the movie store and.....LOVED IT!

3:10 to Yuma
3:10 to Yuma(2007)

pretty good, don't think people who like classic westerns will like it, but it was alright.


made me laugh alot, if you like supertroops you must watch this.


Mclovin is the only funny part about this....the rest of it just seemed like it was going places that all other teen comedies have been....sorry for you people who love it but wake up and smell the roses it has been done.


Love the Game, like the movie, in other words it was good but it probably could have been better.

American Gangster

If you like Gangaster movies you must see it!

Bee Movie
Bee Movie(2007)

funny moments, overall retarded.

The Descent
The Descent(2006)

it was ok, but the end made me VERY mad

Mr. Brooks
Mr. Brooks(2007)

I had not seen a good movie from Kevin Costner in so long I wondered if he had it in him still...well this movie is awsome!!!!


the story was very predictable...all the twists I saw coming except for one. That being said it is still worth a watch if you ask me.

Big Momma's House 2

not nearly as good as the first, which by the way wasn't awsome in the first place.

Tales From the Hood

very creepy, maybe I was just young and dumb when I first saw it but I rather enjoyed it.

The Human Stain

I believe Anthony Hopkins to be one of the greatest pure actors of our time, but for me this movie is near the bottom of his work.

Good Luck Chuck

decently funny and tons and tons of naked girls so got to love that.

Hellraiser - Bloodline

always like the back stories to horror movies, although I am still a bit confused but overall not a bad movie.


woohoo nakedness EVERYWHERE! but the storyline itself is pertty interesting too....and boy is it a trippy movie.

John Carpenter's Vampires

not to bad as far as vampire movies go...

Tremors 3 - Back to Perfection

got to love it! assblasters! hahahahaha

Frosty the Snowman

watched it as a kid who didn't?


Not like just a classic or anything but it did make me laugh.

Bridge to Terabithia

Depressing much? if you don't like sad movies DO NOT watch this one.


It just missed the mark for me...just blah.

Carlito's Way

Very good movie about loyality and what it leads to when you are loyal to the wrong person....

Urban Legends: Final Cut

nothing to go woohooo over.

Winter Break
Winter Break(2003)

actually a pretty funny movie, I wasn't expecting much from this movie but it delivered a very good story.

The Zodiac
The Zodiac(2006)

Good movie, kept me entertained but not awsome movie.

Just Friends
Just Friends(2005)

Ryan Reynolds is a very very funny man, but this movie fell a little short for me.


was dissapointed not very good at all.

Alpha Dog
Alpha Dog(2007)

good movie, got to love the hotties getting naked, but not awsome by any means.


little freaky but it was worth watching.

Running Scared

liked it but didn't love it...worth a watch maybe two.

The Simpsons Movie


Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz(2007)

funny but goofy at the same time.

The Number 23

I LOVED IT. It is a mind bending thrill ride!

Meet the Robinsons

very funny worth a watch.

Shrek the Third

very funny I like it.

Black Christmas

I love Michelle Trachtenberg but this movie sucks...only giving it as high as I am cause of the hot in it.

Hostel Part II

screwed up as the first but the girl who get hung upside down naked...WOW I would love to get her to myself for about an hour...


pretty funny movie.

The Bourne Ultimatum

this series got worse and worse the more it makes of them.


could have been better but it was entertaining enough to watch once.


LOVED IT! It is something for all ages!

We Are Marshall

A tear jerking movie about how winning is not everything but believing in something is.

DOA: Dead or Alive

if you like fight movies like mortal kombat I would watch it, but if you don't AVOID this one.


actually a fairly entertaining movie, not the late, great, ledgers best but it is pretty good still.

The Brothers
The Brothers(2001)

worth a watch it made me laugh but over all nothing special.

28 Weeks Later...

The first one was a million times better but this one is worth renting.


Very good, it was a shame it was so short.

I Think I Love My Wife

Could have been alot better, but not total crap.

Saw IV
Saw IV(2007)

It was just ok, the first was still the best.

Rush Hour 3
Rush Hour 3(2007)

It was good but the Second one was still the best.




One of Kings best! I mind bending thriller!

The Condemned

If you like action movies this movie is very good!

Live Free or Die Hard

Just as good as the first AWSOME!

Reno 911!: Miami

Extremely funny! If you are a fan of the show it is a must see.

Black Snake Moan

Yay Ricci nakie! but still not a horrible movie, not awsome either though.

The Messengers

I was let down, not scary and I saw the end coming from miles away.


decent nothing to write home about.

Hannibal Rising

interesting back story to Hannibal.

Ocean's Thirteen

The first is still the best but it is worth watching.

Wild Hogs
Wild Hogs(2007)

Awsome! I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

goofy as hell but has some very funny moments.

Mr. Woodcock
Mr. Woodcock(2007)

funny parts but it was a let down to me.

Music and Lyrics

good romantic comedy.

The Boondock Saints

Very good, not the best but I enjoyed it. I can see why many consider it a classic.

Open Range
Open Range(2003)

Very good I enjoyed it tons! If you like westerns it is a must see.

Dead Silence
Dead Silence(2007)

just your run of the mill old lady killing everybody fromt he dead movie....doesn't really set its self appart from any other movie like, but if you do enjoy it I would suggest watching Tooth Fairy and Darkness Falls.

Wyatt Earp
Wyatt Earp(1994)

The poor mans version of would have been a really good movie had I saw it first, but I saw tombstone first and this just fell flat for me.

The Avengers
The Avengers(1998)

The snobby version of comic book just isn't that good sorry...


I thought it was goign to be crap but I loved it from begining to end.

Monster's Ball

As close to porn in mainstream big box office movie as I have seen...the whole movie sucks except for where Halle Berry asks Billy Bob Thornton to make her feel better to where the bird in the cage is chirping....that part was AWSOME! based on that part and added in the horrible story...I would watch it again hahaha


just fucking weird, that is all I can say, just fucking weird.

Girl With a Pearl Earring

Lovey dovey to the 10th power, so if you like that you will like it, It was ok, nothing I want to see again though.

The Secret of NIMH

Awsome! I loved it as a kid!

Boiler Room
Boiler Room(2000)

Very good movie, I was hooked on it and was on the edge of my seat most of the movie.

Dungeons & Dragons

It was decent, but it could have been far far better.

The Phantom of the Opera

I watched, and while the musical is far better, I do like the creative thinking and it did even make me jump a few times. Oh and Robert Englund makes a good jacked up face guy! hahaha

Driving Miss Daisy

Very very good movie, I enjoyed it alot.

The Brady Bunch Movie

Don't ask me why but I watched...I think I would have had a better time eating nails....

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

This and the first one are the only ones I can stand, the rest just get dumber...and dumber...and dumber...


dumb much? the answer is yes!

Barb Wire
Barb Wire(1996)

Well I would give this a -4 starts on the story but since Pamela does get topless....lets see what shall I give it....

Major League II

Funny, funny, and funny...


Finally watched this movie and while it does have a few holes in the plot I did enjoy it alot.

Holy Man
Holy Man(1998)

Extremely funny! not nutty proffesor funny, but still will make you laugh.

For Love of the Game

I think I need to rewatch this one, but from what I remember I really liked it.

Homeward Bound II - Lost in San Francisco

Maybe I was just young and stupid, but I LOVED this movie.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Not as good as the first, but still pretty solid, and the actor who does the silver surfer is just awsome, he nails it.

Camp Nowhere
Camp Nowhere(1994)

Love this movie when I was a bit younger. I think Christopher Lloyd is an acting genius in his own right and he turns in another very good performance in this very funny comedy.

Blue Chips
Blue Chips(1994)

Nick Nolte always makes a good shady character and puts in one of his performances in this movie.

Critters 2: The Main Course

This is by far my favorite critters. I don't like thism ovie so much cause it scares me more because it makes me laugh so much.

The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc

I remember watching this and actually liking it a great deal. Add to the fac tthat Milla Jovovich is pretty damn hot, well of course I am going to like it.

Never Die Alone

I liked it in that offbeat kind of way. I really got into the main character and the tragedy that was his life.

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell

One of the funniest men ever, you can't beat it.

The Cookout
The Cookout(2004)

Had potiental to be great but in the end just fell way short of it.


Classic Horror movie!

Hellbound: Hellraiser II

Better then the first by far, still just as odd, but I loved the intro of the new characters.

Original Sin
Original Sin(2001)

Angelina Jolie in her best sex scene EVER! PERIOD! I mean wow it is hot hot hot hot....put the kids to bed for sure, a shame the rest of the movie sucks though.

Booty Call
Booty Call(1997)

Very funny, pretty dirty, overall decent movie.

The Black Stallion

Loved it as a child, don't know if I would now.

The Peacemaker

Bad storyline with lots of stuff blowing up.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

If you don't like this what is wrong with you?

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

Better then the second, worse the first.


Not even a hockey fan and I really liked this movie.


Just really really kinky, lots of sexually stuff though.


Average funny/pervy movie


So funny I almost wet myself crying.

Knockaround Guys

Just an down right awsome mob movie, that you will want to watch over and over.

Faces of Death

Just totally f****ed up s***


Very very good overlooked movie, it has people getting killed in very creative ways, and trust me nobody is safe.


Lots of sex with good looking girls, can't go wrong there.

The Phantom
The Phantom(1996)

Billy Zane is a good actor but this movie is just goofy all around.

National Lampoon's Senior Trip

Decently funny movie, nothing awsome about it though.

American Outlaws

Very funny movie. I actually loved Callin Farrell in this one, and Scott Caan is funny in almost anything he plays. It also has just the right amount of love story and action mixed into it as well.


The synopsis writers are retards sometimes. Maybe the person can't understand the story because they are stupid? I love this movie, it is probably one of the most overlooked kids movies EVER!


This movie scared the crap out of me as a child, but as an adult I just find it very very funny.


A very entertaining war movie, and really the first time that I paid attention to Collin Farrell at all.


A decent sci-fi movie, nothing to write home about.

Rob Roy
Rob Roy(1995)

Very very good action movie, I love it!

Red Planet
Red Planet(2000)

Decent movie, I would say one of Val Kilmers lesser roles but still I can stand it.

Play It to the Bone

Good boxing movie, not awsome, but worth watching.

The NeverEnding Story III

Not as good as the first two but not horrible or anything.

The Hurricane

Very moving movie, probably one my favorites by Denzel Washington. A movie I could watch again and again.

Exit to Eden
Exit to Eden(1994)

This is probably the only movie that will ever have Rosie O'Donnell in it and give me a hard on....

Lawnmower Man 2 - Jobe's War (Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace)

I was scared as a child but I don't understand how adults could find this scary.

Critters 3
Critters 3(1991)

Not nearly as good as the first two but still fun to laugh at.

Suicide Kings

Good story, Christopher Walken does another awsome job of acting. Denis Leary made for a very believable mobster. I would say not a classic but well worth renting and watching once or twice.


good special effects for the time, kinda goofy story but worth watching once.

Mystery, Alaska

Delightfully funny for all ages, a feel good movie for sure.

The Newton Boys

One of the better robber movies I have seen.


I just didn't find it that funny.

The Thirteenth Floor

Pretty good sci-fi movie with plenty of twists in the plot to keep you guessing.

National Lampoon's Barely Legal (After School Special)

Much better then I expected it to be, it has all the boobs you would expect from National Lampoon but also a very funny story that will make you laugh multiple times.

The Magnificent Seven

I watched it as a child cause my dad liked it, as far as westerns goes it is pretty good. I would probably watch it again.

At First Sight

Good romantic movie, it isn't the best, but if you like romance I would watch it.

Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds(2005)

mildly funny, mildly retarded, you can pick which you think it is.

The Last House on the Left

This is the Wes Craven movie that started it all, this is the best by a long shot, but still worth seeing for any Wes Craven fans.


Overlooked basketball movie this actually very entertaining.

Brian's Song
Brian's Song(1970)

Another sappy football movie, nothing sets it apart in my mind.

Mr. Nanny
Mr. Nanny(1993)

Hulk Hogan should stick with Wrestling....

For Richer or Poorer

I don't know just wasn't that funny to me, I mean parts were but overall it was just corny.

Wild America
Wild America(1997)

Cute, lil goofy, but good for younger audience.


So predictable....

Cruel Intentions 2

Not as good as the orginal but not as horrible as the 3rd one...just in the middle somewhere.

The Return of the Living Dead

Classic movie, nothing special though.

The Island of Dr. Moreau

Just ****ing weird as hell...that is all that can be said.

Domestic Disturbance

Vince Vaughn as a bad guy is just odd....I dont' know this movie just didn't tickle my fancy.

Hellraiser - Inferno

A huge let down from the 3rd one but still not total crap, hardcore Hellraiser fans like me will still enjoy it.

Cruel Intentions 3

Not even close to as good as the first but not total crap, but pretty close.

The Calcium Kid

Actually very good movie, I just happened to catch it on HBO one day, I would even watch it again.

The Tommyknockers

This movie scared the crap out of me as a child, but not like scarred me for life or anything just scared me.

Pan's Labyrinth

Screw this movie, maybe the damn people should mention in the previews it is in SPANISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Actually very good movie, with pretty good actors.

Sling Blade
Sling Blade(1996)

I know this is suppose to be a drama but I laughed so much during this movie, I guess I am just wrong.

Young Frankenstein

So funny, classic movie. I could watch it over and over.


I never watched this cause I thought it looked dumb until about 2 years ago and my sister made me, and it was actually a decent movie.

Where the Red Fern Grows

Very good movie, it is a classic for sure, and it was filmed in my town!

Weekend at Bernie's

Classic movie I could watch it over and over and still laugh.

We Were Soldiers

Very good movie, I enjoyed it alot, very beautiful photography, it really gives you a look at how horrible the war was.

Under Siege
Under Siege(1992)

Steven Seagal is a freakin retard, but Erika Eleniak is SMOKING HOT! and you get a good long look at her wonerfully fake boobs.

U.S. Marshals

Very good action movie.

Two Mules for Sister Sara

Clint Eastwood rocks! One of my favorites.


As far as Arnold goes this is a pretty good acting job, but still pretty dumb.


The orginal is by far the best, pretty scary, and very entertaining.

Titan A.E.
Titan A.E.(2000)

As a younger teen it was very good, as an adult it is decent.


Creative movie, holes in the plot in parts but still a decent movie.

Three Kings
Three Kings(1999)

I liked it, I mean not the best movie ever, but good storyline and good acting.

The Wicker Man

This movie just pissed me off, the main character is a retard, I saw what was going on about 30 minutes into the movie.

The Thomas Crown Affair

Average movie with Average actors, doing an average storyline.

The Sweetest Thing

Actually very funny, and very dirty.

The Secret Garden

Good book, good movie.

The Quick and the Dead

Loved the movie, one of my favorite westerns, and has an all-star cast.

The Postman
The Postman(1997)

Kinda goofy at the end, but it is watchable.

The People Vs. Larry Flynt

Lots and lots of tits, basically yay movie!

The Pagemaster

Very cute kids movie, that even adults will enjoy.

The Others
The Others(2001)


The Notorious Bettie Page

It was ok, nothing to write home about though.

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Decent action movie wiht a really hot lead actress....

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Clint Eastwoods best movie EVER!

The Ghost and the Darkness

Loved it, would watch it again.

The General's Daughter

I agree with the flixster guy on this one, the storyline is just clumbsy at best.

The Flintstones

Actually enjoyed this one.

The Evil Dead

I really don't like this one, but the second one is better and army of darkness is just awsome.

The Crow: City of Angels

Still loving the crow but it isn't as good as the first.

The Crow: Wicked Prayer

I kinda like all of the crow series, they are dark and odd.

The Craft
The Craft(1996)

Hot girls, dumb story.

The Count of Monte Cristo

Awsome sword play, with pretty good storyline.

The Art of War

One of Snipes best movies, other then maybe Demolition man or Blade I would say best.

The Aristocats

Everybody wants to be a cat! EVERYBODY EVERYBODY!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

I got to agree with JJ on this one I love the turles but come on it is getting goofy now.

Teen Wolf
Teen Wolf(1985)

One of Michael J Fox's best movies.

Taking Lives
Taking Lives(2004)

It wasn't all that good but the sex scene with Angelina Jolie was smoking hot, and it had it moments of an ok story.


The man of Steel comes to the big screen....

Sugar & Spice

Not a bad movie, just not awsome....

Street Fighter

I was a bit younger when it came out so I enjoyed it very much then, but as an adult I watch it and realize how big a pile of crap it kids yes or nerds yes/adults or normal people no.

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation

Pretty good for as goofy as it is....and lots and lots of very very hot girls naked so can't go wrong there.


I get this and Event Horizon and Solaris all mixed up, demons, aliens, something is going on, just weird.

Silent Hill
Silent Hill(2006)

Just as f***ed up as the game, if you are a fan of the game you will be a fan of the movie, I think the game is good in the messed up kinda way so I liked the movie too, not loved, but liked it.

Saving Silverman

Very funny in that male stupid kinda way.


I actually enjoyed this movie alot more then I thought I would. I mean it isn't as good as National Treasure but still pretty good.


Not awsome but good for the guy or girl who wants to see stuff blowing up alot and lots of gun play.

Romeo Must Die

I watched it and actually like it, but I am a huge Jet Li fan.


Cute, but no Shrek or Toy Story.

Road House
Road House(1989)

I have never actually seen it all the way through, I saw the first about 30 minutes then bits and pieces after just seems so stupid....


AWSOME MOVIE! I almost cried at the end!

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Yes I watched it....give me a break I was a kid.

Pay It Forward

Kinda corny but a decent movie.

Pale Rider
Pale Rider(1985)


Next Friday
Next Friday(2000)

A big let down fromt he orginal, but still not horrible.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

AWSOME! I laughed so hard, I have watched it like 20 times at least.

Muppet Treasure Island

My favorite Muppet movie!

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

I would say maybe even better then the orginal, a must see for MK fans.


Very very moving movie, I think I actually cried at the end.

Miami Vice
Miami Vice(2006)

Pretty much crap as far as the filiming goes, it is one step above blair witch in some parts.The story is ok though.


Pretty good movie if you like middle ages kinda thing.

Meet Joe Black

I was very surprised by this movie, very moving, and kinda funny.

Major Payne
Major Payne(1994)


Mad Max
Mad Max(1979)

Mel Gibson in one of his best roles ever.

Look Who's Talking Now

Not so cute, very over played.

Look Who's Talking, Too

Cute but a little over played.

Lethal Weapon 4

The best of all the Lethal Weapon movies in my opinion, with the addition of Chris Rock it brings even more humor to the series, and Jet Li in his first main stream american movie just was awsome!

Lethal Weapon

I actually think this series got better the longer it went, but this is still a pretty good movie.

Kiss The Girls

I really don't remember this movie at all....I think I should rewatch it....I think I think it was ok?

Jungle 2 Jungle

Actually a decently funny movie.

Judge Dredd
Judge Dredd(1995)

Stalone missed the bar on this piece of crap.

John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars

Pretty dumb, but it isn't the crappiest movie ever, good fix for anybody wanting to watch some violence.

James and the Giant Peach

It was ok, it was very odd though, even the book is odd though, but the movie was just kinda creepy.

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Come on it is Charlie Brown, you got to love it.

It Takes Two
It Takes Two(1995)

Yes I I am not proud of it...

Inspector Gadget


In the Army Now

I hate Poaly Shore but in this movie I actually liked him...amazing, it was very funny I think.

Idle Hands
Idle Hands(1999)

Pretty funny movie in that goofy kind of way add in the fact that it has Seth Green and the very hot Jessica Alba and you got a good movie.

Highlander 2: The Quickening

Good movie but I am a nerd so take it at face value.

Highlander: Endgame

Just as good as the first in my book.


I hate movie that are not in english and I really really hate the flying unreal bs that they do in this movie, but if you look past that you actually get a decent story.

Hard Candy
Hard Candy(2006)

This movie is so messed up and the girl in this is so F***ed up that you are actually rooting for the damn peto in the movie.

Grumpy Old Men

I laughed so hard I cried when I first watched this.


I only remotly remember this movie, it was fairly uneventful.


This was the movie that started me on the James Bond fan track, I loved the movie, and I loved the N64 game that went with the movie.

Girl, Interrupted

All I remember is the hall scene with Angelina Jolie but ass naked....*Drools*

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

Compared to the first one this one was total crap.

G.I. Jane
G.I. Jane(1997)

It wasn't awsome, but it wasn't crap, and Demi Moore was half naked alot....

Full Metal Jacket

Very good war movie, showing the horror of the vietnam war.

From Hell
From Hell(2001)

Very violent, it is crazy but actually pretty good.

Friday the 13th

The first one is probably my least favorite cause it is just his mom.


The movie that started it all! Ice Cubes best movie, and the movie that really launched Chris Tucker.


Exremely good movie, with awsome soundtrack!

Flushed Away
Flushed Away(2006)

Perhaps the best computer animated cartoon since the orginal shrek

First Knight
First Knight(1995)

One of the best king arthur storys ever, I could watch it a few more times and still be very entertained.

Find Me Guilty

Very overlooked movie with perhaps Vin Diesels best acting performance ever.

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Very nice special effects but the storyline was a bit weird, then again when isn't a Final Fantasy storyline odd?

Falling Down
Falling Down(1993)

Crazy ass movie that kept me very very entertained.

Ernest Saves Christmas

Ernest ROCK! Atlhough this one is one of my least favorites but Ernest still rocks!


Watched it, Hated it, NEXT!


If you like theive movies you will probably like this one. It is not a top notch movie but still worth a watch.


I went on a date to watch this....IT WAS CRAP! It was like the main character did everything in her power to be a retard or something.

Empire Records

Decent story, with hot girls, I enjoyed it.


Pretty good fantasy movie, I could for sure watch it again.


Very very funny, makes fun of god a bit so I feel kinda bad when i watch it, but still funny.

Dog Soldiers
Dog Soldiers(2002)

Goofy movie, only people who
love werewolves will like this one.

Dirty Harry
Dirty Harry(1971)

Clint Eastwood is a very solid actor and proves it in this shoot em up action movie.

Darkness Falls

Good enough to watch once, that is about it.


I barely remember watching this movie, I recall thinking how stupid it was.

City Slickers 2 - The Legend of Curly's Gold

Just as good as the first I laughed the whole time.


If this is the one I am thinking about it is by Stephen King and it gave me another fear of something as a child.

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

Just as good as the first, if not better.


Classic funny movie.

Cabin Fever
Cabin Fever(2002)

This isn't so much scary as just nasty as hell! I mean I can take some nasty stuff but even I wouldn't want to try to eat while watching this movie.

Buying the Cow

actually a very funny movie with a pretty good cast of actors and actresses

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Classic book made into a pretty good movie, if you like vampire tales you will probably like this one.

Friday Night Lights

Not the best football movie I have ever seen but pretty good.

I Spy
I Spy(2002)

Actually pretty funny, not as good as say Rush Hour but still pretty good.

Boogie Nights

Julianne Moore gets topless can't go wrong there....other then that...pretty boring


I hate Pauly Shore.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Don't Remember much of it...seemed kinda ok?

Big Top Pee-wee

Yes....I watched it.....

Annabelle's Wish

Boring, I had to watch it with my little as in kept falling asleep.

An American Werewolf in Paris

Never saw the first one but this one wasn't very bad at all, actually very interesting.

An American Tail

Classic kid movie and evne adults can watch it.

An American Haunting

I was all ready for super scary and ended up being super stupid, kinda like how I felt like with The Village, but even less entertaining.

Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

Funny as most of Adam Sandler movies are but very touching in the end.

A Man Apart
A Man Apart(2003)

Got laid halfway through this ummm good memories, bad movie.

A Kid in King Arthur's Court

loved it as a kid, and it is dumb as an adult, but still I can stand it.

A Fish Called Wanda

Not bad, no oceans 11 or anything but it was good once.

3 Ninjas
3 Ninjas(1992)

I liked it as a kid, I have no clue why.

Night Watch
Night Watch(2006)

Actually a pretty good vampire movie, no blockbuster or anything but I enjoyed it.

The Thing
The Thing(1982)

Very good movie with cutting edge Special effects for its time.

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps

Not as good as the first but still veyr funny movie.


Drew was even cute as a kid!

The Skeleton Key

Very good twist ending, I enjoyed it alot, not so much scary as just creepy.

City of Angels

Very good love movie, but I was so pissed about the ending, but still a good love tragedy.

Homeward Bound - The Incredible Journey

I loved this movie as a child! I watch it now and think god how dumb, but as a kid it was AWSOME!

John Q
John Q(2002)

Very very moving movie about a fathers love and how messed up the medical system is in America.

Charlotte's Web

very good movie for children.


I would say one of the worest comic book movies ever, only plus is Halle Berry walks around in skin tight clothes most of the movie.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze

I love this one as much if not more then the first one!

How High
How High(2001)

Awsome movie! So funny I almost cried laughing!


Gay love scences aside this movie was overly long, had a pretty crappy storyline, and was historically just garbage.


Very funny and charming movie about an underdog nerd.

Jaws 2
Jaws 2(1978)

Yet another reason for me to never swim in anything deeper then a kiddy pool.

Friday the 13th Part 3

Yay dead people and naked girls!

Christmas With the Kranks

good god this movie was boring as hell.

Bad Company
Bad Company(2002)

Alot better then I figured it would be, not awsome but worth watching at least once.

Hot Shots! Part Deux

Just as off the wall and funny as the first.

The Lost Boys

One of the best over looked movies of all time. If you like vampires or just rebel movies at all you will get a kick out of it.


Michelle Rodriquez is blazing hot and Kristanna Loken is hot as hell too....thank god the later of them two gets butt ass naked cause the story sucks ass.

Beverly Hills Ninja

Pretty funny, not the best Chris Farley ever had but I laughed that is for sure.

Dazed and Confused

Stoners wet dream, but for the sobber people it is kinda stupid.


In the words of Ricky Bobby "it is only the best movie ever", ok maybe not that good, but still pretty good movie

Swimming Pool

Lots of nudity can't go wrong there...

House of the Dead

Doesn't do the game justice but isn't total trash.

Milk Money
Milk Money(1994)

All I remember is I was a horny teen boy when this came out so I was all about getting Melanie Griffith naked.

Ghost Dad
Ghost Dad(1990)

Actually pretty good movie, good for small children and adults will even get a few kicks out of it.

Curse of the Puppet Master

I love Puppet Master! Period!

Heavy Metal 2000

A crazy ass movie to say the least, it is like a movie tarintino would make but it is a cartoon and he didn't make it.

The Fan
The Fan(1996)

It was very uneventful and I have forgetten a great deal of it.

Meet the Deedles

Don't ask me why but I watched wasn't total crap but pretty close.

April Fool's Day

I am all about the slasher movies and if you are too then this is a good slasher movie, you know what I mean, no plot, no point, just killing in fun ways.

Dirty Love
Dirty Love(2005)

crap, total crap.

The Count of Monte Cristo

Decent movie as far as a storyline goes and the sword fights are pretty bad ass.


Actually a decent movie with a good storyline and for an older lady Helen Mirren looks pretty damn good naked.

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road

I laughed so hard I was crying, this is for sure one for anybody from the south.


It never really came together for me, I mean it was for sure not a top performance by anybody involved.

Mothra vs. Godzilla (Mosura tai Gojira)

*moves his lips like he is saying a whole paragraph* GODZILLA!

Brotherhood of the Wolf

I didn't know this was all in french the first time I Went to watch it but hell even in french it is pretty good movie.

Amityville Dollhouse: Evil Never Dies

Weird as hell, just like all the others in this series.

A Civil Action

It is a pretty good movie, pretty slow in parts though.

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

These guys are awsome! They make me laugh til I hurt.

Lightning Jack

pretty funny movie, it had me rolling in alot of parts.


kinda funny actually, for a stupid movie.

Gone Fishin'
Gone Fishin'(1997)

Very very funny movie.

Femme Fatale
Femme Fatale(2002)

Yay hot naked lady! or at least semi naked anyways.

Pet Sematary Two

Stephen King rocks! as does this movie!


It was ok the first time but looking back now it was pretty stupid.

Blast From the Past

Really funny and charming movie for the whole family.

Black Knight
Black Knight(2001)

Decently funny but Martin has had way way better.


This movie scared the crap out of me as a child....


This is one FUBB kinda movie. It is like a semi porn or something....and really really weird...but hey I like weird.

The Addams Family

pretty funny and Wendseday is freakin hot, Christian Ricci woot woot.


This movie just didn't catch my attention I kept falling asleep.


Pretty crappy movie but it spawned an awsome tv series so it all worked out.

The Grudge 2
The Grudge 2(2006)

Not nearly as good as the first, still had some scary parts but I was pretty pissed that they took all the rules of the first and were like forget those rules now we are making new ones. I hate it when sequels do that.

Superman II
Superman II(1981)

pretty good as far as old time, corny super hero movie, crappy special effects go.

The New Guy
The New Guy(2002)

it has some pretty funny parts but overall it is kinda stupid.


Pretty good, kinda felt like it wanted to be the matrix a little to much though...


Very funny movie, I would kill the old lady in this though.

An Extremely Goofy Movie

Very charming and funny movie.

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter

Very good movie. I think I like this one more then the orginal.

Saw (short film)

Very good movie, but I am tired of all the sequels, the main reason this is a good movie because it is an orginal thought amongst the same old same old horror bs.

Inside Man
Inside Man(2006)

Very good movie! Has a very nice plot twist that I didn't see coming at all.

The Astronaut's Wife

Freakin weird as hell....that is all I can say.

The Devil's Rejects

The first one in this series, House of a 1000 Corpses SUCKED! Well this one surprised me so very much because it is AWSOME!

Office Space
Office Space(1999)

VERY VERY FUNNY! If you have ever worked for any big company ever you will love this movie!

The Beach
The Beach(2000)

A very odd movie but still pretty good if you are in the right state of mind to watch it.


This is one of Mel Gibson's less then best movies but still a decent one. Oh and Lucy Lui is a dom in this movie so yay!

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

In my opinion the best telling of the story of Robin Hood ever.


A very charming and a very orginal idea for a movie.

Flight of the Phoenix

I never saw the orginal, but this one is freaking awsome.


Actually a very good movie with Ben Affleck in it, imagine that....

The Last of the Mohicans

Awsome movie! I want to own it but never got around to buying it, anybody who likes action should watch this movie.

The Rescuers
The Rescuers(1977)

I watched this movie a long time ago when I was younger....I think I liked it...I don't remember much...

The Hunt for Red October

Actually a very good movie, it has its slow parts but full of suspense in most parts.

Wayne's World 2

Still a pretty funny movie, but the first one was better.

Army of Darkness

I love this movie! Bruce Campbell at his best! So funny I hurt my sides laughing.

Problem Child

I loved this movie as a child, as an adult is kinda go figure.

Beverly Hills Cop III

Very funny movie, and a little action to so it is all good.

First Blood
First Blood(1982)

Who doesn't like Rambo, blood, violence yay!

The Haunting
The Haunting(1999)

I always get this movie and house on haunted hill confused. I don't know why, but this movie is by far better then the other. I actually enjoyed this alot. It was decently scary and had a nice storyline.


I thought this movie looked really scary when I saw the previews, when I actually got to see it though it was anything but, it was more like borderline stupid.

Exit Wounds
Exit Wounds(2001)

Steven Seagal sucks period, he can't act at all and I am kinda curious if he could even do karate anymore....but this movie unlike most of his movies is watchable.

The Fog
The Fog(2005)

It is ok but I saw the ending coming about 20 minutes into the movie so that kinda sucked.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

This one is probably my least favorite Disney movies ever.

Good Will Hunting

Very good movie but they drop the F bomb so much it kinda takes away from the movie, I mean I don't mind cussing but every other word and it makes you sound kinda stupid.



The Karate Kid Part II

Just as good as the first one I could watch it over and over and over.

Richie Rich
Richie Rich(1994)

I enjoyed this movie as a kid. I haven't watched it as a kid so I wouldn't know how adults like it but as a kid it is a good movie.

Man of the Year

It is funny it parts, but it is so serious about political change that it kinda kills the comedy.


Some people may think this is a girl movie but it has to do alot with a sons connection with his dad and his dad's family. I found it very very good.


Candyman, Candyman, Candyman! *Dies* lol

Last Action Hero

So retarded that it kinda works.

Children of the Corn

Classic movie oh and look Stephen King! This movie made me scared of corn even today.

Spice World
Spice World(1998)

Ok yes I have seen it but only cause my sister made me watch it with her, ok and the girls are freakin hot in it no matter retarded the plot is.

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

This movie is pretty much crap and boring from beginning to end.

The Ice Harvest

Very entertaing, and has lots and lots of twists in it. I was surprised by this movie and enjoyed it alot.


In my opinion Hitchocks best movie.

Guess Who
Guess Who(2005)

Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher work well with each other in a very funny movie.

My Boss's Daughter

Tara Reid is hot and I love the scene where he is checking for breast cancer!

Peter Pan
Peter Pan(1953)

Another good Disney movies, it kinda got old for me but still watchable.

The Sword in the Stone

classic Disney movie good for the kids.

Pet Sematary
Pet Sematary(1989)

Hey look another weird/scary movie from Stephen King imagine that.


I kept falling asleep during this movie, for some reason it just didn't catch my interest.

The Libertine

This movie was very hard for me to follow for some I guess I will just give it an average mark cause I couldn't tell if it was bad or good.


Classic movie! Dan Aykroyd is at his best in this one.


Just weird as hell and not all that good....just weird.

The Beverly Hillbillies

Very funny movie and Erika Eleniak is freakin hot even if she does keep her clothes on for a change.

The Fox and the Hound

Very cute, good for all ages!


I think Pauly Shore is a very bad actor, and htis movie isn't all that great.

The Last Samurai

Very moving story movie about holding onto tradition.


Very funny movie, it is very strange but it made me laugh alot, it is funny that David Duchovny is basically spoofing the show that made him famous (X-files)

Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts)

Awsome movie! I loved it the first time I saw it and I love it still, I love the back stories to all the ghosts and Matthew Lillard is very in the movie.

The Untouchables

Probably in my opinion the second best mob movie behind Scarface...Awsome movie!


Decent war movie, nothing to write home about though.

Men of Honor
Men of Honor(2000)

A very good movie about a man who is willing to overcome anything to make his dream come true.

Death to Smoochy

Very odd movie but still kinda funny.

Up in Smoke
Up in Smoke(1978)

Very funny, a classic.


Very strange movie, but very touching in an odd way.

A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari)

A very good movie, one of Clint Eastwoods best.

Field of Dreams

Very good movie, actually scared me a little when I Was younger but when I got older I loved it.

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt(2001)


Chasing Amy
Chasing Amy(1997)

This movie is actually very funny and I like the thought of Joey Lauren Adams as being finger cuffs.


The movie that started the whole ****ed series. I actually thinkthis series actually gets better the farther it went along, well up til like the 4th one, then it started getting dumb after that.

The World Is Not Enough

Pretty good James Bond, if you like the others you will like this one.

8 Seconds
8 Seconds(1994)

Extremly sad movie, I think I cried the first time I saw it.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Not a big FF VII fan, I know it is the most awsome blah blah but actually really liked this movie.

The New World

It is actually a good story if you can get past how freaking boring it is.

The 13th Warrior

Pretty good action movie not to much thinking involved.

Young Guns II

I like this one even more then the orginal. This series is Emillio's best acting of his carrier by far and I would say pretty close to the same for Lou Diamond Fhillips. Add to the mix Kiefer Sutherland and Christian Slater and this movie is loaded with talent.

Bulletproof Monk

It was pretty stupid, but I have seen worse.

Cradle 2 the Grave

I love Jet Li! He is a bad ass mofo and this is my favorite movie with him in it! I own it and watch it often. If you like action or fighting movies you will love this movie.


It was ok, not sure if it deserved all the awards it got but still a solid movie.

Reservoir Dogs

Awsome movie! It has all kinds of action and violence what more can a guy ask for?

School for Scoundrels

It was actually not all that funny.

Head of State

It was pretty bad, at least for Chris Rock.

Stay Alive
Stay Alive(2006)

I actually liked this movie alot, until the end, it ended in that oh so predictable ending where we all doomed...I am tired endings like that, just let the bad things die once for a change.


It wasn't even really that scary, I mean a little in parts, but I was very let down by this movie as a whole.

The Marine
The Marine(2006)

This was so crappy it was funny.

Bowling for Columbine

This guy is so stupid, he just makes crap up.

The Illusionist

Very entertaining movie although I had figured out most of the plot twist before it was revealed but still I enjoyed it.


I will never ever send anything back after watching this movie. It was decently funny but it coul dhave been alot better.

The Godfather

The orginal mob movie, the one that really set the bar for anything that came after it.

The Brothers Grimm

I loved this movie, it shows you where all the lovely dovey horsecrap that disney STOLE came from, and how he turned it into something totally different.

The Blair Witch Project

If I could give this piece of **** negative stars I would, it is by far the worse movie ever. I mean that in everywhere, low budget movies with no plot to them have been better then this big pill of ****

Space Jam
Space Jam(1996)

I loved this movie as a child and even as an adult it holds a nice charm.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Funny and rude and dirty and FUNNY!

Sin City
Sin City(2005)

Entertaing but like anything Tarantio pretty bloody and twisted.

Shallow Hal
Shallow Hal(2001)

decently funny, kinda stupid.

Rush Hour 2
Rush Hour 2(2001)

Just as funny as the orginal, I laugh so hard even now. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker play so well off each other.

Rocky III
Rocky III(1982)

All of the rockys are just killer I could watch them over and over and over....except 5...

Napoleon Dynamite

Funny in a very dry humor kind of way, only watch it if you like that kind of thing.

Mission: Impossible 2

Retarded compared to the orginal...and the motorcycle scene at the end makes me so mad at the retardness that I can't even watch it.


I loved this movie the first time I saw it, but I have seen it so many gets old

Jerry Maguire

A great love story and Cuba Gooding Jr's character provides a nice comic relief.

Jackass - The Movie

These guys are ****ing idiots. I hate their movies!


****ed up as hell, first half is like american pie with boobs EVERYWHERE the second part is like Saw with people getting killed in all kinds of nasty ways, but I like boobs and I like the cool angle it took on the story behind why people are killing people.

Final Destination 2

I love Final Destintaion but the Sequel falls a bit short.

Edward Scissorhands

moving performance by Depp

Cruel Intentions

Damn it why can't Gellar get naked!!!! This movie is like any tease just gives you blue balls but don't finish ya off.

Coyote Ugly
Coyote Ugly(2000)

Hot girls dancing around half likey


Softcore porn yay!

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

Just as ****ed up as the first two but you get even more back story so I like it.


It was like I was watching a movie while tripping on acid....but I was sobber...

Dirty Work
Dirty Work(1998)

Surprisingly funny.

The Last Castle

Pretty good prison movie, I would watch it again.



Green River Killer

Low budget, and very very strange.

Krippendorf's Tribe

Very funny movie for all ages.

Real Women Have Curves

Decent movie and I agree with the theme, real women do have curves.

The Missing
The Missing(2003)

Indian medicne men are creepy....this movie is weird and almost scary...but for sure weird.

From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money

This is the From Dusk Til Dawn that I call a big piece of crap, the worest in the whole series by a mile.

The ONE (Revolution Studios)

I tihnk I already rated this one...why is it asking me again? Well it is awsome anyways.

K-9: P.I.
K-9: P.I.(2002)

so stupid I wanted to kick Belushi for even taking the part.

What Lies Beneath

Good plot twist, I didn't figure out what was going on until about 10 or 15 minutes before the audience was shown what was going on.

Stephen King's The Stand

Stephen King is crazy I think. This movie is a jarring look at the end of the world. It scares me even now as an adult, as a younger teen I was scared beyound words.

The Little Rascals

Funny! Great entertainment for all ages!

The Recruit
The Recruit(2003)

I was so bred I fell asleep halfway through and I wasn't even tired.

Tommy Boy
Tommy Boy(1995)

Classic movie! I watch it over and over. "Fat guy in a little coat."


Ah I kinda got bored watching this slow in alot of part.


Stephen King rock, and who hasn't wanted the powers Carrie has at some point in their life, well maybe minus the burning yourself up part.

Can't Hardly Wait

Decent comedy about growing up.


I really didn't like this movie at all....I don't know why just seemed like it was trying to hard, although nothing wrong with a topless Halle Berry.

The Abyss
The Abyss(1989)

I actually liked this movie alot and for the time it had great special effects.

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

The final anything should ever be put on a horror movie cause it is never the final, but still I enjoyed it.

Mighty Joe Young

Good for small children...outside of that pretty craptacular.



Live and Let Die

A decent Bond movie....nothing to awsome though.

The Big Lebowski

A movie for only certain people, I am not one of them...

From Russia With Love

Sean Connery is perhaps the best James Bond ever, and this movie is one of the better James Bonds.

Star Trek: First Contact

Very entertaining movie, for sci-fi fans and star trek fans.

The Whole Nine Yards

Very funny movie in an off beat kind of way, oh and amanda peet gets topless yay!

Once upon a Time in Mexico

In my opinion the best in the entire series.

Hustle & Flow

Second to only 8 mile as far as hip hop movies go and 8 mile is only better by the skin of its teeth....this movie has awsome music, almost as good of acting, and a very solid storyline.

28 Days Later

I liked the whole zombies that are fast and you turn in like 20 makes things alot more interesting then the zombies you can just walk around.


It is kinda weird but it works.

Starship Troopers

Bugs, bugs everywhere! I only remember that this movie is really bloody and people take group showers in the future apparently...

Kingdom of Heaven

This movie was pretty good but good lord it was LONG. It would have been alot better if they had shaved about an hour off the movie.

Queen of the Damned

Not even close to as good as the orginal but still a pretty good movie.

Nick of Time
Nick of Time(1995)

Decent action/thriller movie, but probably my least favorite of Depps movies I have seen.

Super Mario Bros.

I loved this movie as a kid, I mean LOVED it.

Land of the Dead

Not nearly as good as Dawn of the Dead but still worth a watch if you like horror movies.

The Replacements

Very funny movie, I laughed alot the first time I Watched it...oh and there are strippers in it yay!

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

Not as good as Friday the 13th but oh well still pretty good.

Free Willy 3: The Rescue

I have no clue why I watched, I just did...


Actually a very funny movie that can be viewed by most of the family.

3 Ninjas Kick Back

I actually watched this....I feel bad for even saying that...

Drop Dead Fred

I loved this movie as a kid! I haven't seen it in so I want to watch it again.

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Loses alot of the charm of the first one but still has a few funny moments.

Assault on Precinct 13

I was blind sided by this movie. I only rented it cause there was nothing else to watch and it ended up being one of the best I saw the entire year.

Training Day
Training Day(2001)

It could have been alot better but still it is a decent action movie.

Schindler's List

Very moving movie, if you don't cry a little bit there is something wrong with you.

Flight of the Navigator

Pretty good movie for kids, and even some adults.

Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter

I love how it says the final chapter....oh well I still love the formula of naked hotties and people getting killed.

Mystery Men
Mystery Men(1999)

Good lord this movie is ****ed up but I still kinda enjoyed, kinda...


Good movie about a murder and I can relate because I don't sleep alot either.

The Cell
The Cell(2000)

God I hated this movie it was so weird and not in the cool, makes you think kinda weird. Just the weird that makes you go boy that was stupid.

Tomorrow Never Dies

Pretty good, not awsome but still a pretty good effort for Bond.

The Whole Ten Yards

Almost as funny as the first and Amanda gets topless again so no complaining there.



Little Shop of Horrors

Classic movie, something I could watch again and again.

The Return of Jafar

Aladdin is just awsome and this one is pretty damn good too.

Anna and the King

I kept falling asleep...

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

Estelle Getty is funny as hell and Stallone...well he didn't screw up anything so that is a good day.

Bad Boys
Bad Boys(1995)

Very good, I own it and I can still watch it and be entertained, always a sign of a good movie.

I Know What You Did Last Summer

This one is ok, from here on out though this series gets alot worse.

A Goofy Movie

I loved this movie as a kid, I like did the lil dance they did and everything...yes I am a dork.

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

Solid movie, very sad at the end, was a little upset with what they did with venom, he was one of spidermans biggest enemys and they wait til the 3rd movie to have him come out and even then he isn't in it all that much....oh well....

A History of Violence

A decent movie with a really hot sex scene...other then the sex scene there isn't much to really talk about.

Without a Paddle

Matthew Lillard and Seth Green are awsome actors, probably two of my favorite. I laughed in some parts so hard I cried, for sure worth buying.

White Chicks
White Chicks(2004)

Funny parts, then dumb parts.


I loved it at first just because of the graphics, but looking back it is just an average at best movie.

Toy Story 2
Toy Story 2(1999)

Just as cute and funny as the first.

Uptown Girls
Uptown Girls(2003)

Fell asleep on this one, BORING!

Underworld: Evolution

This one has an epic story that one can really get lost in, I love it.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

There are so many remakes, beginings, and ends to this series I have grown to hate it with a passion.

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)

Classic Sci-Fi, watch it for sure.

The Matrix Reloaded

I love the whole matrix series so I say this sequel is very good. I think that there is no way to match the first one but I still love it.

The Hitcher
The Hitcher(2007)

fairly entertaining thriller/horror and I like the whole cirle it provides at the end.

The Green Mile

Sappy, but good, Tom Hanks best movie since Forest Gump

The Butterfly Effect

This is so freakin weird and confusing that I like.

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Has some really funny parts then other parts that just made me roll my eyes and say how ****in stupid.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

It's Crap!!!! If they make another one of these movies I may hunt down the people who wrote it and do bodly harm to them.

Starsky & Hutch

This movie was such a horrible movie, I am surprised I made it through the whole thing.

Shanghai Knights

Not nearly as good as the first one but still a funny movie.

Road Trip
Road Trip(2000)

One of the only movies I can actually watch that has Tom Green in it, he is a freakin horrible no talent hack.

Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction(1994)

More confusing then why we attacked Iraq...yet still pretty good.

Peter Pan
Peter Pan(2003)

Tied for best Peter Pan movie ever with Hook, just plan awsome, and it sticks to the book alot more then any of the other versions, buy it, watch it, love it.

Over the Hedge

As far as the computer animated movies goes this on the bottom end of the deal.

Open Season
Open Season(2006)

I actually enjoyed this movie...I think because my expectations were so low...

Old School
Old School(2003)

Will someday be considered a classic movie, it was so funny from begining to end.

Ocean's Eleven

I like it enough said.

Mr. Deeds
Mr. Deeds(2002)

Not the best Adam Sandler has ever made but it was still pretty funny.

Minority Report

So strange that I can't even say it was bad, it was just there...I don't know.


Pretty damn funny in a childish kinda way

Little Nicky
Little Nicky(2000)

I don't know, kinda funny I guess? Adam Sandler was pretty far off the mark on this one though.

Jackass: Number Two

I hate these guys, they ****ing morons.

Groundhog Day

Kinda cute/stupid but I do like the thought of living the same day over a few times in a row...the things you could do...


Just a little to Girly for me.

Dr. Dolittle
Dr. Dolittle(1998)

Charming and funny for all ages.

Dr. Dolittle 2

Ok family movie, wasn't as charming as the first one though.

Die Hard 2
Die Hard 2(1990)

Never was a big Die Hard fan, don't know why, just never was.

Déjà Vu
Déjà Vu(2006)

Pretty good actoin movie although some major holes in the plot not to mention the whole sense of Deja Vu really has nothing to do with the story, be better titled Time Travel or something along those lines.


CRAP! PERIOD! The only comic movie that is worse then this is Hulk.

Con Air
Con Air(1997)

Entertaining movie, although a bit goofy in parts but still very good movie and I love the part where the crazy dude is singing as they crash, I was rolling laughing.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

I barely remember this movie cause I saw it as a kid, and I remember thinking it was dumb even then...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

If you ever watch the tv show you can tell that the studio pretty much made the movie how they wanted and ignored everything Joss Whedon said as the Writer and Director, because the movie is borderline crap and the tv show is AWSOME!

Blood Diamond

One of Leonard's best movies of his carrier. I thought this movie was going to be horrible but I was very nicely surprised and by the end of the movie I was really into it.

Batman & Robin

ok movie, this is where the movie started going cartoon on everybody.

Batman Begins

Goes back to the dark side of the DARK knight. I loved the storyline and I love the fact they finally started going away from the cartoon feel that franchise started had started going and came back to the more dirty real feeling the orginal had.

American Pie Presents: Band Camp

Less about comedy more about girls in the shower singing, do I mind? NOT AT ALL!

Night at the Museum

Very very good movie, with an awsome cast and a very orignal theme. I would watch it again to be honest.

The Prestige
The Prestige(2006)

Very odd movie, I didn't know who to go for both the main characters are jackasses, but still woth watching.

End of Days
End of Days(1999)

Ah it is ok...I guess....a threesome that is nice...I guess...

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Freddy kicks his ass kicked...for a little while...

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

Hey look the line of horsecrap movies never end....

The Indian in the Cupboard

Awsome book, Awsome movie, loved it all, cute, funny, family movie that adults can love too.


Pretty good movie although I saw the twist coming from a mile away.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

God I have got tired of this freak movie...

Jason X
Jason X(2002)

This movie is in my bottom 10 list of horrible movies, this movie was just the studios trying to milk the series for all they crap from begining to end.

Finding Forrester

Very moving story about what you can do when you put your mind to it and over coming things in your life no matter what your age.


One of the few Stephen King movies I really just hate....

Stephen King's Rose Red

Another Stephen King movie, not as good as The Stand or Storm of the Century but I would put it on the second splace level of his works, with like Dreamcatcher.


Weird but Very very good.

To Kill A Mockingbird

Classic Movie for sure.


Creepy as hell Stephen King is a mastermind at creeping people the **** out.


Pretty good....I can't complain about the story and you get to see Keira Knightlys perky boobs so that is a plus.


Yay more crap! Stupid Storyline! I got pissed and went crazy now I am invicible grr!


Corny yet good yay!

The Good Son
The Good Son(1993)

So freaking creepy it isn't right, but still an awsome movie.


Yay Demi more naked! fake boobs and all!

Little Giants

Pretty good movie and back in the day I thought the girl who played Becky was stinking hot.


Naked girls EVREYWHERE! and Elizabeth Berkley goes from Saved by the Bell to getting her brains screwed out in a pool you got to love that move.

Danny the Dog

Jet Li is awsome, and this movie is a very good action movie, and hey look it is in english.

The Rundown
The Rundown(2003)

Better then Walking talk, but just barely.

The Haunted Mansion

Almost crap...more like semi-crap?

Kindergarten Cop

Cute and Arnold is pretty funny.

Jersey Girl
Jersey Girl(2004)

It is pretty good, nothing to go crazy about but still I like it.

Jason Goes to Hell - The Final Friday

Jason goes to hell! Yay! Oh and has one of the best opening scences ever!

The Lion, the Witch, & the Wardrobe (TV SHOW)

This beast the crap out of the recent remake, by a mile or two or 600.

Robocop 2
Robocop 2(1990)

Robocop will not be replaced damn you, just as good as the first.

Basic Instinct

Yay for naked Sharon Stone!


Pretty good, had some flaws and was a bit weird, but I enjoyed it well enough I suppose.

Crocodile Dundee II

Got to love Crocodile Dundee

Barbershop 2: Back in Business

Not as good as the Orginal but still pretty damn good.


The movie that started it all...Kevin Smith shows how clever a writer and director he is in this laugh riot of a movie.

Passenger 57
Passenger 57(1992)

Wesley Snipes goes and kicks the crap out of people, no real brain power in the movie needed, but hey brain power is overrated anyways right?

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

David Spade is like the Barry Bonds of acting...not as many hits as Barry by any means, but much like Barry he is either going to knock it out of the ball park or strike out, this is a strike out for sure.

The Scorpion King

I would say not even close to as good as The Mummy or The Mummy Returns, but still watchable...barely....

The Forgotten

The plot is dumb, there is no surprise at all, it is just so straight forward that is just total crap.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

At this point they started getting


Action Packed ride that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

The Bone Collector

Yeah not even close to Silence of the Lambs but still a very entertaining movie on its own.

Along Came a Spider

pretty good movie, but it had its flaws as most movies do, but still worth a view for anybody who likes thos murder mystery type movies.

The Mexican
The Mexican(2001)

I was surprised by this movie, I though it was going to be another horrible movie by Julia Roberts AKA overrated queen, but with alot of help from Brad Pitt it was actually an enjoyable movie.

Dick Tracy
Dick Tracy(1990)

Awsome orginality and very cool feel to the movie.

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

My friends made me watch this movie in theaters no less.....and guess what? IT SUCKED!

Friday After Next

If the second one was a let down at all from the first one then the third one brought the series right back up, extremely funny.

Panic Room
Panic Room(2002)

This movie was retard on a whole new level....there were so many holes in the plot that it was like watching swiss cheese on film.

Red Dragon
Red Dragon(2002)

Not as good as the others in this series but still better then most horror movies.


I love this movie, it is very funny, and in the end so very sad...

Predator 2
Predator 2(1990)

I enjoy it even more then the first just because Danny Glover can act better then Arnold by a mile.

Bubble Boy
Bubble Boy(2001)

Funny in the odd, strange, and cute kinda way.

The Chronicles of Riddick

AWSOME! I own it! I love it! This is by far Vin Diesel's best performance, well this and Pitch Black. I love the action and the sci-fi.

The Jackal
The Jackal(1997)

It isn't to bad, I mean I have had better, but I have had it once but for sure don't buy it.

Friday the 13th Part 2

YAY! The one when Jason actually shows up and starts hacking naked people up. sex=death.

Lake Placid
Lake Placid(1999)

I don't was so goofy that I kinda liked it..


I am a HUGE spawn fan, I loved the comics and so when the movie came out I watched it as soon as I could. Even as a fan of spawn I must admit the movie has flaws but still I enjoyed it alot.

Halloween H2O

Didn't I just rate this one? Oh wait no they are all the freaking same, man who got pissed and went nuts can survive everything....stupid...

Lucky Number Slevin

Very good movie, the twists in this come from everywhere and I love it!

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Very funny movie, could have been better I admit, but still enjoyable movie about what you do when you get the munchies.

Halloween - The Curse of Michael Myers (Halloween 6)

have I mentioned I hate this series yet I still manage to watch it....I am odd....and why the hell isn't this called Halloweedn 3 or 4 whichever it is.


YAY I loved this game, I hated the fact the messed the story all up with the whole alien crap but yay! blow things up!

The Rookie
The Rookie(2002)

A heart warming story for all ages.

Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Still pretty good movie, not as good as the first but still worth watching.

Speed 2 - Cruise Control

Ok Imagine the first Speed, now take away everything you liked and Speed 2 is what you get.

Eyes Wide Shut

It is like a low grade porn, like no joke there are more people doing it in this then most porns.

Blue Streak
Blue Streak(1999)

One of Martin Lawrence's best preformanes to date.

The One
The One(2001)

I love Jet Li, in a non-gay kinda way, after he learned to speak english he was even better. If you want martial arts, in your face, kicking your ass kinda movie this is your kinda movie!

The Saint
The Saint(1997)

It is ok....but I would have to say not Val's best movie that is for sure.


This movie has a very odd feel to it but I did enjoy it alot.

RoboCop 3
RoboCop 3(1993)

yeah at this point the story didn't even matter I just liked watching robocop blowing people way.

The Man in the Iron Mask

Pretty entertaining movie, not the best Three Musketeers movie but still a nice spin on the story I had never heard.

Léon: The Professional

This movie is awsome! I admit it has some flaws but as far as an action movie goes it is one of the best, I loved it.

Child's Play
Child's Play(1988)

YAY! Killer dolls! Something else for me to fear as a child!

Cold Mountain

Ah it is ok story wise, but there is some really nice sex scenes in it.

The Karate Kid

Classic movie! I could sit down and watch it today for the 50th time and still enjoy it just as much as the first time.


Very good movie and very strange movie but still extremely well written and acted.

Broken Arrow
Broken Arrow(1996)

decent movie and you really believe Travolta is a crazy man, but just some parts are just so dumb.


yeah trippy atmosphere is correct this movie is just weird and kind stupid.

Wes Craven's New Nightmare

Very odd twist on the series but I liked it.

The Godfather, Part II

The Godfather series is classic, the only other gangster movie better is perhaps Scarface.

Stephen King's It

I watch this now and just kinda laugh because of the "special effects" but man did Stephen King know what he was doing back then....As a child this movie beyond any other movie scared me for life. I hate clowns to this day because of it....I literally had nightmares for weeks maybe months after I saw this movie.

Riding in Cars With Boys

Do I have to admit I actually watched this movie? Do I also have to admit I actually kinda enjoyed?

The Three Musketeers

In a is by far the best telling of this story and I loved the sword fights, and the comedy was mixed in very well with the action.

Jaws: The Revenge

I actually don't know if I have seen this one....they all get mixed together, if it is the one I think it is, just made me even more scared of fish/water/swimming/riding a boat/the beach.....

Three Men and a Baby (3 Men and a Baby)

Watched it a long time ago...I remember it being mildly funny...

Hide and Seek

Good this movie was so freakin stupid....and I saw the "surprise" ending coming about 40 minutes into the movie....if that.

Halloween: Resurrection

As retarded as this storyline is I watched it because I just enjoy watching retards being killed, even if it is by a killer who seems to be unkillable only because he is pissed?

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

So blinking stupid you actually find yourself laughing alot.

Small Soldiers

I loved the hell out of this movie as a kid and even as an adult holds a special place in my movie collection. It is charming, funny, and sometimes a lil dark...just a lil.

See No Evil
See No Evil(2006)

I am a WWE fan and Kane is one of my favorites so I enjoyed htis movie alot, much better then the other WWE movies so far. I would say Kane makes a good bad guy but the way they played it up on WWE was shameless and sometimes retarded....but still solid scary movie.

Lethal Weapon 3

All the Lethal Weapon movies are good, if you like the first 2 you will like this one as well.

Event Horizon

It is so weird it is like Hellraiser meets Space Oddesssy or something...but sorta works in a very weird way.

Down to Earth

One of Chris Rocks funnier movies. I actually would like ot buy it but just never got to it, so if you want some laughs then watch this movie.

The Rocketeer

It was a so-so movie, kids will love it, adults you will probably find it a bit goofy.

Night of the Living Dead

Classic movie, and there is zombies....oh and it scared me pretty bad when I was a kid....

Murder by Numbers

Actually a pretty good thriller/mystery movie. I didn't figure out what was going on until pretty far into it so I was happy about that.


Pretty funny movie, and probably one of the best altime spoofs.

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Funny movie! Good for almost all ages, you will laugh through the whole thing, and the soundtrack is pretty good too.

Space Cowboys

Pretty funny movie, and has an awsome cast.

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Yeah so like I said before I fne the whole storyline stupid.


Stephen King YAY! although this one wasn't so good...

The Slumber Party Massacre

Yay for naked girls and people getting killed! LOTS OF NAKED GIRLS!


Funny in parts, dumb in others, but it is a stoner paradise that is for sure.

Sometimes They Come Back...Again

Not as good as the first but still pretty creep Stephen King movie, and there is a very hot naked girl in it.


pretty good movie of survival.

The Final Cut

It is a unique film that makes you think what if?

Down Periscope

One of Kelsey Grammers movies that didn't suck, pretty funny but could have been better.


Very moving movie about the civil war and the bonds that it made.


I hate this movie, don't ask me why, just hate it.

Stephen King's 'Storm of the Century'

Stephen King is a mastermind of horror and this is perhaps one of his materpieces. If you want non stop horror/thrills then this is your movie.

The Legend of Bagger Vance

Very touching movie and perhaps the best pure acting job by Will Smith where he can't cover anything with blowing stuff up it just him hitting the role out of the ball park.

Medicine Man
Medicine Man(1992)

Surprisingly moving and sometimes even funny.

Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

They all start to blend together at this point....

Battlefield Earth

So odd that I kind of like it...but that is just me, if you don't like sci-fi don't watch it.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil

Very funny movie, a classic comedy with two kings of comedy.

Deep Rising
Deep Rising(1998)

The Synopsis on this one is actually right it is like Titanic meets Tremors mets Aliens, but guess what? I LIKE IT! *laughs*

My Giant
My Giant(1998)

Pretty good movie and kinda sad...

Rookie of the Year

I don't even see how this was possible, even as a child I was like wow that is dumb....

Cowboy Up
Cowboy Up(2001)

Good movie and not just for cowboys, although it helps if you are from the south.

15 Minutes
15 Minutes(2001)

I actually liked this movie and although some things don't really make sense the overall idea was very nice.

The Tooth Fairy

Decent horro movie, nothing awsome...

Out Cold
Out Cold(2001)

Overlooked by many but a very funny comedy about snowboarders.

Wing Commander

Matthew Lillard and Freddie Prinze Jr. work well together and it shows in this movie.

The Adventures of Milo and Otis

Awsome movie! Good for all ages! It will make you go awww so many times.

Tin Cup
Tin Cup(1996)

A very good romantic comedy that even guys can like, infact if you didn't see the cover you probably would think it was just a comedy.

High School High

Jon Lovitz is one of the weirdest actors ever and this movie just was horrible from unfunny start to retarded end.

Disturbing Behavior

Very good movie that creeps you out and makes laugh at parts too, oh and a hot blonde gets stark naked yay!

Of Mice and Men

Very moving story, I didn't think I would like it but man I almost cried at the end.

The Alamo
The Alamo(2004)

I was very pleasntly surprised by this movie, it is a stirring movie about sacrifice in what one believes in.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

Maybe it was just cause I was a kid when it came out but this movie is probably one of my favorites of all time.

Halloween II
Halloween II(1981)

Never really liked Halloween, the story behind how the bad guy became bad is stupid, least with freddy and jason there is a reason you can't kill them. Michael he is just really pissed?


This action movie can be described in one word. "CLASSIC"

Walking Tall
Walking Tall(2004)

Pretty good action movie, better then the scorpion king that is for sure, but still nothing to go crazy over.

Enemy at the Gates

One of the best warm movies made in the last10 or 15 years, it has a moving storyline and opens your eyes on how hard it must have been for the russians.

The Transporter

Very good movie, glad to see Jason Statham has found his thing as an action movie guy, pretty good movie but seemed like it just fell a little short.


Even if you don't like drug movies you still have to give this movie a second look, it has greating acting and a moving storyline.

Natural Born Killers

To be honest I am surprised this isn't directed my Tarintio, it is just so weird and twisted it seems so him, so if you like that kinda of thing you will like this movie...maybe...(I do like that kinda thing, don't like this movie)

Alien Resurrection

Ah it just felt like they were trying to get oil from a dry well at this point.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Classic movie that I grew up watching, good for children.

National Security

Martin Lawrence has had better movies but still not a horrible movie.

Eight Legged Freaks

not as bad as it could be and kinda a goofy kinda funny...but still pretty stupid.

Bad Santa
Bad Santa(2003)

Funny and crude movie...**** me Santa, **** me Santa. lol.

Blank Check
Blank Check(1994)

Funny as a child but I doubt it is as funny as an adult.

Soul Plane
Soul Plane(2004)

Actually very funny it that stoner kinda way.

The Wild
The Wild(2006)

It was ok but nothing to write home about, watch it if you have kids or you are really bored.

The Glass House

I only watched this cause my sister had it and I had nothing else to watch....yes it is dumb as it looks....but it passes the time I Guess.

National Lampoon's Animal House

Classic comedy that I coudl watch again and again.

William Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'

Classic movie that I just didn't get into.

Super Troopers

This movie came out of nowhere for me, I had never heard of it and then my friend had we watch it and it so funny I was spewing pop out my nose throughout.


First movie that I can remember really liking Antonio Banderas in. It is action packed, a little goofy at times but what action movie isn't?

The Fugitive
The Fugitive(1993)

A decent movie about a decent tv show.

Robin Hood
Robin Hood(1973)

I watched it so many times I have grown to hate it..

The Master of Disguise

****ing stupid as hell, it is the worest movie made in the last 10 years. Dana Carvery must be a moron if he thinks this load of crap on film is worth anything.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

So funny I laughed almost all the way through it.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Scary because it is based on a true story.

The Negotiator

Good action movie that actually has more then the blow stuff up idea.

The Skulls
The Skulls(2000)

Entertaining movie with a solid core of actors.


Scared the crap out of me as a child but as an adult I find it kind funny, you know like stupid funny.

Blues Brothers 2000

The soundtrack is good and I didn't enjoy the movie but the orginal is better.


One of the best movies made as far as twist in the plot goes, but as with all movies like this only good like once or twice.

Patch Adams
Patch Adams(1998)

Odd but very touching, the best scene is when he is helping the guy get pass the killer squirrels.

Gone With the Wind

Had to watch this in english class in high school and for a classic movie not as bad as one would think.

Be Cool
Be Cool(2005)

Funny from begining to end, I actually never saw the orginal to this but if it is half as funny as the Sequel I want to see it!

Bad News Bears

Never saw the orginal but this one is so charming and funny all at once.

Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn(2003)

Very weird movie about inbreeding crazy people....but Eliza Dushku is so damn hot I can overlook the somewhat stupid storyline in most parts.

Seed of Chucky

I don't know why but I watched it....god it sucked.


Very funny movie about....bowling? Yes it is true funny and it is abouw bowling go figure.


Classic boobs + comedy = good

The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

Wow I agree with the Synopsis again...this is unheard of....very funny movie and perhaps even better then the orginal.

Varsity Blues

Awsome movie and I played football so I really connect to the whole coach who only cares about winning thing, oh and did I mention it is damn funny?

Major League
Major League(1989)

One of the few movies I actually like Charlie Sheen in, and I don't even really like baseball all that much.


Classic 80s comedy about slackers and hey look Jay and Silent Bob YAY!

The Incredible Mr. Limpet

Don Knots is just awsome in this movie, charming and funny you will want to watch it with the family time and time again.

Home Alone 4
Home Alone 4(2002)

After the second one they get worse and worse...

George Of The Jungle 2

Everything about the first one is back without any charm without any acting ability without well a story...

Maximum Overdrive

Anoth Stephen King movie that makes me scared of soemthing new oh joy, oh wait I like being scared yay!

Last Man Standing

Awsome Bruce Willis movie, suggest for Bruce Willis fans or gangster movie fans.

The Secret Garden

I had to watch it but still not bad.

The Man Without a Face

Very good movie, I loved it, watch it if you are a Mel Gibson fan or just want something that is entertaining and pretty sad.

Dark Water
Dark Water(2005)

Crap period! not scary not thrilling, barely keeps ones attention.

National Lampoon's Vacation

Another classic movie that I love.

Monster House

Odd but very entertaining.

Three Amigos!

Classic comedy a must see!

The Core
The Core(2003)

I think the Synopsis person is just partial for this movie and has something against Armageddon...Although neither is just awsome but least Armageddon had solid actors.


I had to watch this damn thing so many times...but a good movie I suppose...

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

I love Gremlins! And the second one is just awsome!

October Sky
October Sky(1999)

A great movie indeed, it is very entertaining movie.


I don't know...just felt like crap to me sorry Synopsis person but you are a retard again...


This movie has so many stars in it that it makes your head spin. I love the whole thing it makes you think about stuff, makes you cry a little bit, makes you mad, and it makes you proud at parts.


I actually liked this movie, very touching movie.

It's a Wonderful Life

Classic movie that I could watch again and again.

The Ninth Gate

Odd movie about very disturbing things....but a girl gets naked that is super hot...and I do like Johnny Depp so if you like hot naked girls and the whole heaven/hell theme you will like this one.

The Rock
The Rock(1996)

Cage, Connery, and Harris make this movie AWSOME it is all about the good acting in this movie you really feel the characters in it.


Decent movie about something I didn't know about in WW2 so I liked watching it but nothing I want to watch again.

The Thin Red Line

A wanna be Platoon is all it felt like to me.

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Yet again I have no clue why but this movie holds charm and I like it.

The Faculty
The Faculty(1998)

Awsome movie I loved it, semi horror semi sci-fi, this movie really put Josh Hartnett on my personal map as the funny and hard hitting Zeke.


This movie was skipped over by many people but listen to me right now GO WATCH IT! If you like any kind of sci-fi action movies this is right there in your corner, I loved it.

Rain Man
Rain Man(1988)

Touching movie, that is all I have to say.

House on Haunted Hill

I get this and The Haunting mixed up alot because they both came out at the same time, but pretty good movie, nothing to awsome about it though.



Orange County

funny movie with good acting and good story.


A movie about a tv show that is about a tv show? huh? I liked the orginal tv show but what the crap did they do to this it is like they said hey you know the orginal idea to this show lets just throw it out the damn window and make something up on our own andname it Bewitched.

Child's Play 2

Yay Chucky! By the way this series scared the pee out of me when I was little.


I don't know it was ok just it left me feeling so unsatisfied by the end of it all.

Any Given Sunday

good movie about football and good performances by Pacino and Jamie Foxx

House of 1000 Corpses

Don't let how freaking horrible this movie is set you off from the second in this series known as Devils Rejects, only watch it though if you want to watch the second one cause this one really does suck.

The Birds
The Birds(1963)

Hitchcock is a mastermind but god this movie is stupid.

Gangs of New York

Awsome movie! Action packed, revenge ison Leonardo's mind in this movie about love, hate, and vengance and how little it all matters in the big picture of things.

Dante's Peak
Dante's Peak(1997)

It was in that period in the 90s where Volcano and Comets were killing us all, just another Volcano in another average movie with average actors.

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Monty Python is hilarious period!

The X-Files - Fight the Future

decent movie for a good tv series.


ok movie I guess....not all that great...pretty much for music people only.

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves!

funny as the first but you begin to wonder why they have so many accidents around their house?

Total Recall
Total Recall(1990)

Semi entertaining, but that is what you get from Schwarzenegger most of the time.

Boat Trip
Boat Trip(2003)

Extremely funny movie about what a man will do to get a woman he wants.

FernGully - The Last Rainforest

I love this movie, it is charming, and funny, and the soundtrack is just awsome.

Man on the Moon

So freaking weird I don't know...I can't even say if it was bad or good just odd and slow in parts.

Baby's Day Out

Wow write this down I actually agree with the person writing the Synopsis on this one, it stinks, only a small child, mentally handy capped person, or mothers with to much time will like this.

Stranger Than Fiction

Strange is a good word, moving is another good one, as well as funny.

The Next Karate Kid

still falls so short of the orginal and second one in this series...

The Blue Lagoon

I just remember nudity and a storyline I can't follow...

Demolition Man

I love this movie, I don't know if that is odd, but as far as action movies go this is second to none!

Dances With Wolves

Good movie, very moving, for anybody who likes Costner, Westerns, or love storys.

The Weather Man

It was like I followed a total loser around for 2 hours for no reason...if I wanted to do that I would just film myself for 2 hours.

Black Sheep
Black Sheep(1996)

Not as funny as Tommy Boy but still pretty much a side splitter, Farley and Spade made the perfect combo.

Conan the Barbarian

Naked chicks everywhere yay! Storyline is ok, and oh yeah NAKED CHICKS YAY!

Vanilla Sky
Vanilla Sky(2001)

So freakin weird that even I hated it.

A Time to Kill

Average thriller...

You've Got Mail

I fell asleep god I hate this movie.

40 Days and 40 Nights

An average movie with lots of boobs...pretty funny in parts though.

Independence Day

Breakout role for Will Smith in my opinion, I loved it, great sci-fi flick.

Pride and Prejudice

I don't know this is just a little to sappy for even my taste...but I am sure girls will love it.


Awsome musical, this musical turned me onto musicals in the first place.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Classic movie that I loved growing up.

Angels in the Outfield

I found it very charming, for sure Christopher Lloyd and I love it to this day and I am not a kid so yet again the person writing the Synopsis is a retard.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

I am more of a Friday the 13th fan but you got to tip your hat to a classic Wes Craven movie like Nightmare on Elm Street.

Moulin Rouge!

Very sad movie with an awsome sound track and Ewan McGregor turns in a very charming role.

American Beauty

I actually liked this movie alot, and no not just cause Thora Birch is blinking hot and gets naked at the age of 17 (fun fact), I just like the whole feel of the movie and it is very thought provoking.

Men in Black II

Not as good as the first just because the first was a nice orginal thought but still a solid movie.


This and the Third one never got as good as the first but still entertaining.

Bride of Chucky

Pretty dumb plot and pretty dumb acting, but I do enjoy Jennifer Tilly...I don't know who writes the Synopsis for these movies but it seems they might be slightly mentally handycapped...

The Italian Job

Very very good, gooding acting from almost everybody, if you like oceans eleven you will probably like this. Oh and YAY SETH GREEN!

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2(2004)

Just as good as the first if not more so because it seems more action packed.

Phone Booth
Phone Booth(2003)

Very odd movie but surprsingly entertaining even though the main part of the story is in a Phonebooth...

Cool Runnings

Very very funny and extremely moving at the end even more so cause it was a true story.

The Waterboy
The Waterboy(1998)

This and Happy Gilmore are Sandlers best movies, you will be laughing so hard your sides will hurt.

The Fifth Element

odd as hell but Chris Tucker is in it and he is funny as hell oh and Milla Jovovich gets naked in parts so yay!

Rocky II
Rocky II(1979)

Just as awsome as the first and this time Rocky wins! If you like boxing or Stallone at all you must watch this series!


It was an ok movie an ok comic...not the best I have seen but not a total stinker


VERY MOVING, I think I actually cried...Probably one of Cuba Gooding Jr's best preformances.

American Pie 5: The Naked Mile

Ok enough is enough already, how many stiflers are there and what are we going to do make stifler movies til the end of time? Although there is more boobs in this movie then any in recent memory so woot!

City Slickers

Very very funny movie, kept me laughing thought out.


I feel dirty for thinking these girls are hot.....bad me....pretty moving movie though...

Raising Arizona

Very funny movie about renecks yay!

The Matador
The Matador(2006)

I was surprised by this movies, very good action movie and very funny. I would watch it again given the chance.


Pretty good movie, not the best, but it was watchable action/thriller.

Freddy Got Fingered

It is like Tom Green, the most overrated piece of crap ever, just threw up on film.

Collateral Damage

Lets face facts, he can't act all that well and he just blows **** up, is that enough? I submit yes.

Urban Legend
Urban Legend(1998)

The only one in this series that actually has a person killing people by urban legends...the rest are just dumb I think, but this one was entertaining and a new orginal way to kill people.

The Cave
The Cave(2005)

I only picked this movie up at the rental place here cause there was nothing else out and OMG it was probably the surprise of the year for me, very entertaining from start to finish. I suggest this for any sci fi fans.

Rambo III
Rambo III(1988)

The first was awsome...the rest not so much.

Lord of the Flies

Watched it in highschool, because I had to for english class, and fell asleep.

From Dusk Till Dawn

I just watched this movie again. I forgot just how awsome it is. I think every person in it does an awsome acting job, except the asain kid who can't act himself out of a bucket. The story was funny and entertaining in that Quentin Tarantino bloody as hell kinda way.

Dracula 2000
Dracula 2000(2000)

Decent movies with orginal explination on who Dracula is so I actually enjoyed it.

Wild Things
Wild Things(1998)

One word....Threesome....Denise Richards loves gettnig naked and proves it and Neve Campbell is pretty damn hot, to bad she don't get naked....storyline is ok..naked girls rock.

Gridiron Gang

The Rocks best performance to date, he does more then just beat people up. I found the movie very moving, somewhat slow in parts, and very funny.


I like this one just as much as the second but still not as awsome as the first, but still a solid sci-fi movie in a solid sci-fi series.

The Mighty Ducks

I grew up with it so I love it but looking at it again not that great of a movie.

Lethal Weapon 2

Just as entertaining as the first and maybe a little funnier with the addition of Joe Pesci.

The Punisher
The Punisher(2004)

In my opinion probably the best comic book turned into a movie ever. It is action packed and Thomas Jane and John Travolta both turn in very good performances.


What can you say another Steven King movie that is weird and violent, but entertaining.

The Goonies
The Goonies(1985)

Classic movie about a treasure hunt, I have probably watched it 30 times and I would watch it again...It is for sure a must see.

Coach Carter
Coach Carter(2005)

Very entertaing movie about a coach who actually gives a damn about his players more then the winning or losing. I would say one of Samuel L. Jacksons best performances to date.

Father of the Bride

Didn't leave me in stitches but it didn't bore me to death so...average I guess?


Cute kid movie but I was expecting so much more from all the hype it got.

Not Another Teen Movie

Funny cause it makes fun of alot of movies I find retarded, oh and did I mention there is a naked girl who walks around alot?

The Shawshank Redemption

Awsome! I love it! I almost cried a few times to be honest...I guess I am just a big softy.

Are We There Yet?

Cute and Funny...I like Ice Cube as an actor too, but not going to make it in my classic movies vault that isfor sure.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

all the Austin Powers are pretty funny, this one included.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

The second is the best but still pretty good.

A Knight's Tale

It is so odd having rock songs in midevil times but it was pretty damn cool none the less.


The movie has a nice mix of horror and comedy but good lord is it nasty, don't watch it if you are eating that is for sure.

Jeepers Creepers

The second movie was so much better butt still a solid scary movie that will make you jump a bunch but will also make you scream at the main characters for being retards.

Mars Attacks!

A spoof that just made me laugh so hard and Jack Nicholson is just amazing no matter what role he plays.

The Lion King

Another Disney classics with perhaps one of the best soundtracks of any Disney movie.

Lord of War
Lord of War(2005)

Actually I found this movie very moving in an off beat kind of way.

Blade II
Blade II(2002)

In my opinion this series kept getting better with every movie made, very entertaining for anybody who likes sci-fi or vampires the comic blade.

Mission: Impossible

The best Mission Impossible before you expected all the twists and turns in the storyline.


Pretty good movie with good twists in it and really good sound track

Daddy Day Care

Pretty funny, but I have seen better from Eddie.

The Terminal
The Terminal(2004)

Unbelievably moving and totally entertaining.

Fun With Dick and Jane

Pretty funny but it could have been about 20 times better.

The Girl Next Door

errr pretty dumb and not nearly enough nudity.

Saw III(2006)

ok movie, first is still the best just because it is orginal.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

So much more amazing then the first that you can barely believe it is the same storyline.

Die Another Day

not the best James Bond, but by far not the worse.

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

Hilarious! Cute! Entertaining!

Scary Movie 4

at this point the whole series is getting stupid, but this is much better then 3.

Lara Croft - Tomb Raider

See my review for the other one...tight clothes yay!

The Wizard of Oz

Classic movie, good for all ages.


I hate this movie, pigs are for eating, period.


Good movie the first or second time, but so overplayed that if I have to watch it again I may shoot myself.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

I love Indiana Jones, but this one just didn't do much for me, maybe cause I saw it to many times, maybe cause I think the blonde in this movie is a retard...or maybe cause the little kid is so damn annoying...I am not sure...

The Amityville Horror

I enjoyed this much better then the orginal but I am a huge Ryan Reynolds fan but still much better then the orginal, but then again I hated the orginal....

The Wedding Singer

Very good romantic comedy with a killer soundtrack and Billy Idol appears in it!

Jurassic Park

Ah Jurassic Park...where the madness all began, good movie, good acting, and at the time good special effects.

Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life

Pretty entertaining story wise and seeing Angelina Jolie in skin tight clothes is never a bad thing.

The Sandlot
The Sandlot(1993)

I love this movie one of the best movies EVER!

A Charlie Brown Christmas

so charming, I grew up watching it and it just doesn't seem like christmas unless I see it once during the christmas season.

The 6th Day
The 6th Day(2000)

I didn't like this movie AT ALL, stupid idea, boring, and some of the things don't make sense.

Stir of Echoes

I got so caught up in the story, it was so entertaining and I was so right there with him when he was trying to figure everything out.

You Got Served

Another dance movie, don't ask me why I watched it I regret wasting my time.

Jingle All the Way

charming and funny, Arnold does a very good job surpringly.

Joy Ride
Joy Ride(2001)

Good movie and solid storyline.