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mildly amusing

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

In a lot of ways this is actually better than the first one. the humor is brilliant and the characters are not quite as anoying (mostly alex, who seems to have grown up)


this guy is not messing around! it was just a little short

The New World

a vastly undervalued, touching, and beautifully photographed film.

Confessions of a Superhero

kinda pathetic and depressing

Super Size Me

now that is comitment

Sleepy Hollow

It would have felt more personal had tim burton stuck wtih the original story. there needed to be a larger struggle between Ichabod and "Brom bones" who only had a very small part. Ichabod Crane is also supposed to be a school teacher, not a forensic scientist. In the stage production the horseman only targets Ichabod's school children (on his own accord; no one is controling him) adding to the chillingly gruesome effect.

On the other hand the film is increadibly visual, and on that level it is up there with Burton's best work.

Shattered Glass

creadible performances all around; especially Hayden Christenen

What About Bob?

warm, fuzzy, and full of chuckles

Mortal Kombat

they overplay the theme song. some of the fights work great, others not so much

Bulletproof Monk

catchy title - not so catchy movie. the unlikely combination of characters just doesn't work: a genocidal Nazi looking for imortality, the daughter of a russian moffia convict, a lusty human rights executive, an american pickpocket, a Japanese man who owns a Chinese theater, and of course Chow Yun-Fat as a tibetan monk (here is the cliche) protecting a scroll. i guess i just wasn't expecting an action comedy

Daredevil, Vol. 1: Guardian Devil

This isn't a movie, its a graphic novel by kevin smith. brilliant work by the way


not spielbergs best, but spielberg does not make bad movies. its entertaining and touching at times

The One
The One(2001)

te he Al Gore is the president in a parallel universe

2001: A Space Odyssey

increadibly visual and musical, but it takes its own sweet time to get to the point

Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia!(2008)

this is one of those movies that are exactly like the trailer

Flash Gordon
Flash Gordon(1980)

admitedly i only watched this because of the Queen song. and, as expected it is totaly cheesey, but also very entertaining

Rescue Dawn
Rescue Dawn(2007)

I encourage anyone who thinks that their "life sucks" to watch this


cute and simple

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

so why is everyone bashing this movie so hard? sure its not Raiders, but its still a good eddition. the first part of the movie has some great ligit action but it gets a little carried away with the cgi later on, which is what i was afraid of. It is entertaining and its definetley Indiana Jones, though it did fall short in some areas. At this point another sequal is out of the question.

Capricorn One

reminds me a lot of Dan Brown's Deception Point.

Hellsing I
Hellsing I(2002)

fantastic fast paced anime mini-series

The Hidden Fortress (kakushi-toride No San-akunin)

Okay, so Star Wars is not really based on this movie, though George Lucas dose admit to borrowing a few ideas from it. I have heard rumors of a remake. I think it stands fine on its own without star wars or a remake.

Billy Budd
Billy Budd(1962)

a young naive sailor meets the harsh realities of the real world aboard a British naval vessel. Claggert is the ultimate antagonist

The Medallion

jackie chan yet again teams up with an obnoxiously ignorant side kick

THX 1138
THX 1138(1971)

It amazes me that this movie is next to unheard of, considering it was the sci-fi adventure George Lucas made prior to Star Wars and that we see the THX logo in front of virtually every movie we watch these days. Lucas shows us his raw talent as a briliant filmaker without the use of CGI. the photography and editing are increadible, and both deserved Oscars. However, it does not surprise me that they did not recieve them. why? anyone who knows much about George Lucas will tell you he is a rebel and was trying to break away from corporate hollywood, frustrated with the lack of creative freedom, around the time he was making this film. Its interesting because that is exactly what this movie is about; being unwillingly controled and monitored.
By todays standards, it has a very slow pace, but i recomend it to anyone who has been influenced by Star Wars



Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

though in some parts it is obviously stylized a bit, this is an inspirational story about the legendary martial artist, Bruce Lee, and how he overcomes personal demons and racial prejudices.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

When i first heard about this movie i thought "what the heck? Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh in a mummy movie? maybe they are trying to recreate a temple of doom thing or somthing." I thoroughly enjoyed the first mummy and the second one was alright, but this was terrible. A bad actress playing Eve, terrible effects, an excuse to throw in 3, obviously computer generated, yetis, and finaly Jet Li transforming into a three headed dragon and a beast that looks like somthing from "where the wild things are" all boils down to a big cheesy mess. there is no such thing as a Chinese mummy. China and the mummy franchise, though great seperatley, simply do not go together. All i can say is that it has been a bad a year for Jet Li, first the Forrbiden Kingdom and now this. . .shame shame. it's also official, i hate Rob Cohen

Letters to Santa: A Muppets Christmas

the muppets yet again deliver a fun christmas adventure in this holiday special

Across the Universe

it seems like they stretched the story a bit to accommodate all the beatles songs but all together a musically and artisticly well done film. you don't see movies like this everyday

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

its way too long with not much going on. a bit of a let down from the first.


the bad guys are a bit silly but all in all its a great adventure. look for jack black in a small non-speaking part of a pilot, but he's hard to recognize - his face is covered in soot.

The Age of Innocence

a complex character driven story. personaly. i would be more attracted to winona ryder than Michelle pfeiffer. . .


i have mixed feelings. . .

Enter the Ninja

it takes you in a direction that doesn't quite belong in a ninja movie

Kung Fu Panda

jakie chan should have had a larger part.

Inherit the Wind

although it is biased, it really makes you think

The Simpsons Movie

i think they picked a good topic, but they should have pushed it a bit farther, but what did i excpect? im not a huge simpsons fan, but i felt they did a great job: plenty of laughs and a realitively good story line.

After the Sunset

mediocre capper, though there are a few unexpected supprises

Runaway Jury
Runaway Jury(2003)

excellent support cast, a tense bathroom scene between Dustin Hoffman and Gene Hackman will leave you speachless, though it is not my cup of tea it is one of the better courtroom-thrillers i've seen

The Terminal
The Terminal(2004)

layed back spielburg film. it is a little long but very well done


this film is not for everyone. you have to put in some effort in order to get anything out of it. but, if you do it will be worth your time.

Liar Liar
Liar Liar(1997)

who serves drinks before take-off?

Sergeant York

allow some time to get into it in the beggining

The Forbidden Kingdom

i was expecting a heck of a lot more from Jet Li and Jackie Chan teaming up. the story was way too americanized with karate kid meets west side story meets kid in king arthur's court. i kept watching, waiting for it to get better, but it never really does. the movie is really quite simple and silly, but not cheesey; which means its not even worth laughing at. now Jet Li and Jackie Chan do get to fight each other, which is definetly the highlight, and possibly the only really good part. Jackie Chan does a decent job playin an imortal drunk, but it seemed like Jet Li was completley out of it. as a side note there are some interesting hair styles: Jackie Chan has some wild dread locks, the monkey king look like somthing out of planet of the apes, and this evil chick with really long white hair. . .


a purely classic whodunit. hilarious.

The Crucible
The Crucible(1996)

insaine! some pretty cool crane shots add to the drama

Eddie Murphy Raw

if you don't mind the vulgarity, murphy can be quite amusing

The Incredible Hulk

pilot for the old tv show


Wolfgang needs to make the odyessey with sean bean returning as Odyesseous!

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

ok to start off lets just say it does not exactly kick ass so dont go to the theater with that expectation. but, that being said, it can still be very enjoyable. the pilot to the new tv series on cartoon network is just that. it has a heavy cartoon network/ saturday morning style. the music takes an exciting and somewhat exotic turn than what we have heard from john williams. Anakinks padawan is absolutley adorable, and so is Jabba the hut's son lol. dont expect to hear the voices of all our favorite star wars stars, what with ewen mcgregor claiming he regretted being apart of star wars all together and the other stars continuing on to other things. However, the more seasoned, loyal actors samuel l. jackson, anthony daneils and Christopher Lee remain loyal. two highlights of the film include a verticle battle and the climatic remach between duku and anikin on tatooine. over all i look forward to the series, but i am especialy looking forward to the live-action show and i hope Lucas has a greater influence upon that one. rated pg for brief language and momentary smoking? what?

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

this movie proves that jim carrey doesn't need wacky facial expressions to hold a solid performance. its a great movie, it reminded me a lot of another jim carrey movie: the Truman show

Man on Fire
Man on Fire(2004)

the jumpy editing gets anoying but it is a good touching story. dakota fanning is amazing as always

The Dark Knight

will the real batman please stand up? this is it baby. but this doese not discredit tim burtons 1989 version, jack nicholsons performance in that film, or the new direction batman begins took the franchise because this film is all about the joker. but thats no surprise since we have been salavating over the pictures of ledger since they were relesed nearly six months ago, and on top of that his sudden death could only boost the sucess of the film. and heath ledger delivers. he nails the character in every direction and in every way, he becomes the luatic pshyco path killer maniac, and on top of that hes actually funny. . .in a quirky, desturbing kind of way. The interigation scene: THE BEST INTERIGATION SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY! I think it will be one of the most memorable part of the film. and even though it wasn't advertised, there is another villan: two face. i found his story line to be a fasinating one to follow. but as far as batman goes, well to be perfectley honest i was not that imprest. whether its because the character has been done to death or the filmakers were more focused on the villans, somewhere along the line his character was dropped a little, so they could have done some more with him. I also think they could have tied up the ending better. over all the dark knight is awsome; easily the the best film of the year and arguably the best comic book best comic book film ever. i think that would be great if the acedemy made a posthumous oscar for heath ledger

Lost In Translation

i think it was artisticly well done, but the story could have been more focused. . .

Lost Treasure

it starts out as a buddy cop and eventualy turns into an almost interesting treasure hunt

The Elite
The Elite(2001)

uh oh counter-terrorism has been left in the hands of a bunch of pretty boys


before man-eating sharks, dinosuars, and aliens, spielburg shows us he doesn't need a big budget, movie stars, or dialogue for that matter to tell a good story.

Sons of Provo

im a didley wack mack mormon daddy. all thoses in favor please manifest please manifest

10,000 B.C.
10,000 B.C.(2008)

a simple story about a man trying to protect his people that takes place in one of the few areas left unexplored by hollywood.


i was a little hesitant to go see a non-marvel superhero movie, but i went because some friends were going. and it actually starts out to be pretty cool. the original idea of a super hero who does not feel apreciated and turns to drinking was kind of interesting but then it suddenly twists into another direction that was so unexpected it didn't feel like it belonged in the film

Raw Deal
Raw Deal(1986)

watchable gangster-action flick

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

how come they always kill off the funny guy everyone likes?


yet another post-star wars attempt at a space adventure. not even sean connery could save this one. watch armegedon instead

The Count of Monte Cristo

Excellent film, i actually liked it much better than the book. Although the book dose have a much deeper and more complicated plot, i found the movie to be much more exciting mostly because of the characters. For instance Dantes revenge on Fernand is much more personal because he was once his best friend, in the book he is barely an aquaintance. And Jacopo, though a smaller character, i think most people will agree he brings a lot to the film by being the count's loyal companion and is a very likeable personality, but he is only mentioned once in the book. Over all the movie does a great job of adapting the main points of the book and condensing it into a fast paced, edge of your seat film. If you dont have anything else to read right now it is one of the best classics i've ever read.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Disney has some serious sequel issues. . .seriously it bored the crap out of me

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

maybe not mel brooks' funniest film but it never stops being fun.



Warning from Space

early japanese atempt at sci-fi. you can see why japan switches to animation to eliminate the bad actors


i think people should stop killing people over oil. lets switch to hybrid!


the movie is visuall pretty, smooth, and sleek, a little too much so. however, this is justified by the societies fear of jerms. the comic book style action that pushes cartoony i found to be very exciting, but most people im sure will find it fake and cheesey. all in all its awsome eye candy with amazing choreography and cinematography.


quite tastefull and touching, even for adam sandler, who belive it or not, is a pretty likeable guy when he is not being crude pushing vulgur. on the other hand the script should have been more focused

Fantastic Voyage

fantastic science fiction for the time

Much Ado About Nothing

anyone want to see a happy go lucky Denzel and an angry Keanu?

The Golden Compass

to set the record strait this isn't about athieism, it is about parallel universes and the imbodiment of souls. but i bet some christians think thats just as bad. really it just comes down to a good vs. evil story

Juwanna Mann
Juwanna Mann(2002)

kind of an over done idea, but with a twist

Digimon - The Movie

omg its dumb shows like this that give anime a bad name

The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

I am seeing some heavy free willy influencess. . .and where is Sean Connery when you need him?

Gods and Generals

prequal to gettysburg and likewise is very long and at times boring, however the characterization and acting is superb

George Lucas in Love

Brilliant short film, helps if you know a thing or two about George Lucas

The Matrix Revolutions

they got way too carried away with the "mechanical" warfare

Smokey and the Bandit, Pt. 3

this one just totaly lacks direction, and burt reynolds is missing. . .

Smokey and the Bandit II

how come no one ever drives on the right side of the rode in theses movies?

The Audrey Hepburn Story

omg! Jennifer Love Hewit IS Audrey Hepburn!

Smokey and the Bandit

puts dukes of hazard to shame!

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

would have been better if they used real people for the mutantant zombies or whatever you want to call them. on the other hand there is no denying will smith's credibility, you need an enormous presence to be on screen by yourself for that long.

The Little Shop of Horrors

hollywood's biggest joke. it was shot in 2 days. the whol movie was produced in a week and a half. notably jack nicholason's fist film

Gone in 60 Seconds (Gone in Sixty Seconds)

good adaption of the old school car chase movie. this one actually adds a bit of a story line while maintaining those outrageous car stunts

Black Sheep
Black Sheep(1996)

everything that can goes wrong will go wrong

Flying Tigers

you will not belive that this film was made in the early 40s; the action is very impressive.

Superman III
Superman III(1983)

back in the day when people didn't really understand what a computer was. dumb movie that hardly feels like superman partly because of Richard Pryor. dumb addition to the franchise

Galileo: On the Shoulders of Giants

great educational film that helps kids learn about galileo


a bit too unrealistic and even humorous to really be considered a "thriller" all the same its pretty entertaining

The Great Train Robbery

very impressive if you consider this is over 100 yrs old, but i doubt anyone today will find it interesting. today it just looks like a home video your younger brother made.

The Basket
The Basket(1999)

interesting sports drama about the early days of basketball


the line between religion and science has been crossed

Star Wars: Revelations

fan film with impressive visuals, the acting is pretty shabby though


". . .this has nothing to do with the beowult you were forced to read in high school. It's all about eating, drinking, killing, and fornicating. . .I can't wait. . .I can't wait." - Robert Zemeckis lol this is definetly a one of a kind


hilarious cops/starwars parody!

Star Wars: Holiday Special

you get to see an early version of kashyk, meet chewbaca's father (a weird wookie version of the yeti), his wife who looks like shes from planet of the apes, his son who looks like an ugly ewok, watch carrie fisher sing a song about peace, and a low quality boba fett cartoon can all be seen in this over done 2 hour holiday special that die hard fans will definetly get a kick out of, but not much else. . .

White Fang
White Fang(1991)

kind of slow paced but still good

The Fairly Odd Parents - Scary Godparents

argh! fairly odd parents are sooo stupid! do not let your kids watch this stuff


hadyen christiansen has the force! and Samuel L Jackson just has white hair. . .

The Dream Is Alive

exciting space shuttle footage

Knight Rider
Knight Rider(2008)

the story could have been developed 3 or 4 steps further andi was expecting there to be a cooler version of KITT, but what do you expect from tv right?

Planet of the Apes

one of the best science fiction films prior to star wars. very good

The Fifth Element

outstanding film that is light hearted at times and touching at others. millia jovovich is amazing


lets copy drangon heart! i havn't had a chance to read the book yet but i hear the movie butchered it. as for the movie its decent enough

Rush Hour 3
Rush Hour 3(2007)

chris tucker is just as anyoing in real life as he is on screen: he demanded 20 miliion for rush hour three when jakie chan only recived 15

Anne of the Thousand Days

a little long for a shorter plot but this is some deep stuff

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True

what comes after happily ever after? not very many plot possibilities. . .

A Midsummer Night's Dream

downright wierd adaption filmed in theatrical format. movies of plays are dumb. it is better to see it live

Surf's Up
Surf's Up(2007)

fun documenterary style


i've said it before and i'll say it again: sci-fi is one of the few genres with much originality left.


stays very true to the book. well done

The Bourne Identity

talk about your identity crisis. some people think it starts out slow paced, but i think it is very interesting, makes you want to find out more and keeps a very personal relationship with bourne and the audience

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

if you were gay da da da da
it would be ok da da da da
rob schnider is hillarious

The Ringer
The Ringer(2005)

ironicly tastefull


endless cap gun barrage which only consists of repetitive shots. some good acting though

White Christmas

ahh back in the day when the opening credits were longer than the closing...

Home Alone 4
Home Alone 4(2002)

there is a complete new cast in this one(again). the bad duo(marv an his wife) are poorly casted. the actor playing marv acts a lot more like Ernest, and one look at the villaness should prove that her acting capability does not exceed jr.high. I am actually quite impressed with the kid who plays kevin; he handles the part very well. but the only actor with any credability what so ever is Eric Avai who play the butler. this time kevin visits his his dad and step mom at a luxurious smart house, only to find marv and his wife ploting to kidnapp a visiting prince; natrualy no one belives him. unfortunatly the 4th instalment brings little originality to the table. over all it is a slow-paced film which lacks the the charm of it's predessesors, which, as far as i can tell is due to the absense of screenwriter John Hughes and a half-way decent budget

The Undefeated

an unlilely entertaining western


light freestyle fantasy

Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D

tom hanks wanted to be an astronaut more than anything, but he wasn't very good at math, so he decided to become an actor instead. at least he got to pretend a couple of times.

The Matrix Reloaded

one of the best car chases in cinematic history

Winnie the Pooh - Seasons of Giving

cute holiday film which introduces us to a new character: Kessy

Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

ever wondered about Santa's back story?

Mrs. Santa Claus

i think i saw this a long time ago on the halmark channel or somthing.

Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

a rare treat in which we get to see mickey and his gang in the relm of 3d animation for the first time. i personally like the warm and fuzzy Goofy & Max sequence

Mickey's Magical Christmas - Snowed in at the House of Mouse

good collection of classic disney holiday cartoons

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie

what the crap, why are there two pages for the same movie?

The Fourth Wise Man

this is a very up-lifting tale about the fourth wise man who spends his entire adult life looking for Jesus.

High School Musical

ok so i finnaly decided to watch this just to see how over-rated it actually is. 25 year olds acting like 15 year olds for 5 year olds. where is the mentality here? I hate it when disney trys to recreate high school, because the middle-age directer packs it with "cool" cliches. The whole "Vanessa" scandle destracts from her over all performace. the film might be the best disney channel movie, but the fact that it is so over rated makes you want to hate it more. However the film does do a good job at conveying it's message: be yourself.

Arthur's Perfect Christmas

If you watched the show when you were young and some how missed seeing this, it is a great holiday film that does the series justice

Sky High
Sky High(2005)

well, it was better than Zoom. . .


My names is Gludious Maximus Decimeous Maridimus! lol, but seriously this is a good movie

Inspector Gadget 2

complete wast of time, go with the first one

R2-D2: Beneath the Dome

silly mockumentry about R2-D2 no star wars freak can go without seeing. you can see it on

Miracle on 34th Street

great holiday film that lives up to its classic counterpart

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)

there are anly 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand computers


male cows are bulls. either the main character got implants or the filmakers didn't do their research

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

the fact that 4 of the 6 writters of scary movie are missing definetly impacts the movie in the worst way. it starts out kind of funny, but once you get into Gnarnia, you never get out.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

one of the better national lampoon flicks

Shrek the Third

i know what you are thinking. . .crude, right? actually there is not much more crude content than what is shown in the trailer. come to think of it there isn't much more content than what is shown in the trailer period. sequals in hollywood are rarely any ware close to as good as the origional because it lacks the originality of the first. shrek the third lacks the freshness of the first and the humor of the second. so does shrek the third really deserve 3 thumbs up? you decide.

Beethoven Lives Upstairs

one of the best looking beethovens i have ever seen.


realatively slow paced, but there is a certain classic spirit about it that makes it worth watching. and what could be more classic in underdog history than the "getting stronger" training montage?


there is a pretty cool air to ground combat sequence, but other than that it's just another average war film to come out of the 70's that over stays it's welcome

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins

fun saterday-morning style take on Buzz Lightyear


this is another one of those pixar shorts. can be seen on the ratatouille dvd.


pixar is going down hill. . .

The Nightmare Before Christmas

different. thats what makes tim burton so good. i want to see more stop-mo


"Buckle up for safety Motha SCREECH!" LOL the film is worth watching just for that line.

The Pistol - The Birth of a Legend

the poor quality nature of the film suggests that it might have been made during the time the real pistol pete was a kid, but it was only made in 1990. it's a shame because it had potential. narrated by the Pistol himself

Evanescence: Anywhere But Home

awsome performance. the dvd is packed with behind the scenes tour footage and music videos.

The Shootist
The Shootist(1976)

in John Wayne's last film his character gets cancer - the perfect example of dramatic irony, because shortly after this film John Wayne actually died of cancer.

The Ten Commandments

most likely to be thee best film prior to 1960

Meet the Robinsons

disney need to do more traditional animated musicals, or just plain traditional animation.

The Odyssey
The Odyssey(1997)

nothing can trash a good epic like Halmark. although it might be above average to Halmarks standards, it will be the cheesiest film you watch in a long time. I am telling you, they have got to do the odyssey on the big screen!

Wild Wild West

buddy cop meets western

The Da Vinci Code

If i knew all i had to do to stir up so much controversy and sell over 40 million copies of a book is to claim that Jesus Christ was married, i'd have done that a long time ago. the movie isn't all that, but the book is quite interesting

The Net
The Net(1995)

computers have changed a lot in the last 12 years, and yet some things never change. computer geeks or any one who enjoys a good thriller will get a kick out of it.

The Mummy
The Mummy(1932)

classic horror at it's best

Ultimate Avengers: The Movie

don't be fooled, just because its animated, doesn't mean its just for kids

Moulin Rouge!

beauty, feedom, truth, and love. . .the show must go on!

You Only Live Twice

you may have seen one bond film, but if you havn't seen this bond film, you havn't seen em all

Twilight Zone---The Movie

four segments, four directors. the last segment is by far the best

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Fantastic Whore! this is the worst crap Marvel has produced so far. filled to the brim with melodramatic performances. the only good part is the silver surfer


do People even read these things? i'm glad they shot on location at Havasupi falls.

John Tucker Must Die

OMG! Mean Girls Strike Back


Kawabunga! the movie isn't a remake, it starts out several years after the last film and continues the story. this had better recive the Oscar for bes animated film. Fans will not be disapointed. "the turtles are back dude! I give us a 10 for style, an 8 for skill, and . . .a 2 for stealth." -Donatelo

Clash of the Titans

the stop-mo special effects might be cheesey, and the story line hard to follow, being contradictory, but i think it would make an awsome remake

The Lion King 1 1/2

hilarious spoof on itself

Wayne's World 2

more celebrity appearences then quality laughs


Although it may not be for everyone, I found it quite satisfying. Breach is not your usual action-packed thriller; instead, it relies on deep, down to earth, characterization

A Grand Day Out With Wallace and Gromit

originaly created for bbc, this Oscar winning, clay-mated short is quite amusing. the creators went on to create two other 30 minute shorts, and eventually Chicken Run and The curse of the Were-Rabbit. i recomend it.

The Long and Short of It

short film can be seen on the Return of the king dvd. Sean Astin who plays sam in the trilogy made this durring the production of the last film. Peter Jackson also makes and appearence

Pooh's Heffalump Movie

a british baby heffalump? go with it


uniquely captivating style

Wild Hogs
Wild Hogs(2007)

all-star cast bore ride

The World Is Not Enough

is it legal to have this many twists in a bond film? look for john cleese as Q's assistant "R". Q's last bond film

From Russia With Love

just about as classic as james bond gets

Casino Royale

casino royale is the original bond novel, but it is almost nothing like this movie which happens to be an unfunny spoof. even die hard bond fans will find it hard to digest.


some say this was the worst film in the franchise, it does not maintain the original bond quality, however roger moore makes if fun and funny

Diamonds Are Forever

really cool car chase in down town vegas

Live and Let Die

some argue that roger moore is the worst bond. the thing i like about all the bonds is that they all have a different style, his is happy lucky, nothing wrong with that.

The Man with the Golden Gun

notably the villan is the infamous Christopher Lee

Tomorrow Never Dies

when will Q die? he's been with the franchise since the beggining!

Die Another Day

the girls! the cars! the girls! the gadgets! the girls! the exotic locations! the girls! the explosions! the girls! the action! this one faulters a bit, but it contains the best action in the franchise

Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf

the gang is missing, it's just scooby and shaggy

The Wedding Planner

i love you! i love you not. i love you. o that girl looks pretty cute. i love you. i love you not. fortunatly they make up their minds in the end

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

to often over looked, kinda dumb but entertaining as a whole

Fei ying (Silver Hawk)

batman meets cheesy kung fu. lol

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

a government overthrown, corrupted, and sent into a mudblood holucaust by a power craving menece. ahh takes you back to the story book days of star wars. the book has been awsome. it has been fun to make connections with a bizilion mythological, and symmbolic connections as well as the rest of the books

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

what happend to john williams? his music added so much to the films

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

three stars is pretty darn good considering it is the worst book in the series. yes it made a fairly good transition to the film. just me or is voldemort slightly remnicent of darth sideous?

Star Wars: Clone Wars - Volume 2

answers a lot of questions and connects the dots

Star Wars: Clone Wars - Volume 1

aside from the slightly annoying cartoon network style of animation this is an exellent addition to the saga

Billy Madison

may i quote? "everyone is now dummer having watched this"


i don't mind weird movies but this is just retarted


u wanna talke blockbuster? lets talk blockbustert: it will rock ur socks

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

i'm not a big brad or angelina fan, but this is exceptional

Down and Derby

cute idea, but it drags

Without a Paddle

for anyone who has had a misadventure in the outdoors

A Knight's Tale

the rock music ads an extra spice

Angel and the Badman

it is interesting, but like other films of this age it is difficult to watch due to bad audio and video quality

The Prestige
The Prestige(2006)

overstayed it's welcome a bit

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

i don't know about this one. it got complete sidtrack from the first one. a would-be complicated plot is more like a complicated mess. don't get me wrong, there are funny and exciting parts, but it just didn't live up to the expectations. jack never does goes to singapor

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

can they live up to the expectation? can they beat the previous film? will they be able to squeez 3 villians and a good love story into it? can they pull it off? these are questions i asked myself before i saw it. although it is not perfect with a few silly ideas and not as good as the first 2, you will not be unsatisfied by the time you walk out. the thing that keeps it going just like the other films is the indepth characterization. you want to see this, trust me. (this one might just set a box office record)

An Inconvenient Truth

"this is not so much a political issue as it is a moral issue" this is the scarriest movie you will ever see. contains the same science that is used in the day after tommarrow, only this is not fiction

Snow Dogs
Snow Dogs(2002)

having used to live in alaska and owning land in talketna, i found this quite enjoyable.

Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over

the 3-d effects are altight but other than that. . .

The Lion King II: Simba's Pride

one of the better disney sequals


Rolland Emmerich has a thing for terrorizing new york. from independece day to the day after tommarow. to bad he didn't get King Kong

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

the effects were cheesy snd distracting


lacked originality


a much younger elijah wood


another buddy cop with eddie murphy. . .

Mobsters and Mormons

an insult to the religion. halestorm despiratly needs some original ideas.

The War of the Worlds

very impressive stop motion special effects for it's time.

Independence Day

possibly the best and more realistic alien invasion flick(with the exception of War of the Worlds) in which the aliens totally dominate.

War of the Worlds

excellent! one of the best performnces of Tom Cruise. this time he is just playing a normal guy, instead of a secret agent or a cop or somthing

Baptists at Our Barbecue

halestorm has put out some pretty stupid movies in the past, but this one takes the cake

Battle of the Bulge

like most old war movies, it drags with artificial suspense. however some of the action scenes are quite impressive for the time

The Brothers Grimm

a collection of the classic fairy tales, seen through the eyes of the master story tellers themselves

See Spot Run
See Spot Run(2001)

an enjoyable family movie

George and the Dragon (Dragon Sword)

a b fantasy movie. but it deserves a little more credit than that.

Pete's Dragon

boy meets an invisable dragon and no one belives him. classic

Jonah - A VeggieTales Movie

awsome. the pirates who don't do anything lol

Bionicle 3: Web of Shadows

visually entertaining, but otherwise it doesn't deliver much

Bionicle - Mask Of Light

the phase of my childhood when i thought bionicle was brief. the movie is geared for younger audiences

Gulliver's Travels

don't get me wrong this is a cool story, but it wasn't quite presented in a good way. it's long and made for tv

Jackie Chan's First Strike

loads of fun jackie chan styalized kung fu action!

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

one of the top grossing films of all time(1.4 Billion) i am so excited for the tv series

Bill Cosby: Himself

from drugs to "natrual" childbirth, bill cosby is one of the funniest comiedians ever

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

this time the monsters are real! one of the best of scooby-doo.


the villan is cool

Jaws: The Revenge

pretty lame by comparison

Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost

it does, belive it or not, get a little complicated

Scooby-Doo - Winter Wonderdog

a good collection of short episodes about winter and christmas of coarse

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

almost every detail in here is making fun of somthing!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

lots of fun action. they did a good job on creating the turtles

Garfield - The Movie

aggg! they ruined it! john isnt supposed to get the girl! but bill murray makes a good garfield

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

they don't have enough of the classic monsters

Cold Fusion: Fire From Water

2 hours of none stop ski/snowboarding action and some of the pritiest terrain on the plannet

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

hillary duff can only act like herself. tsk tsk

Cadet Kelly
Cadet Kelly(2002)

a pathetic hour and a half of hilary duff trying to act.

Now You See It

an ok disney channel movie

Pokemon - The Movie 2000

the only one worth watching other than the first

Batman Forever

robin is finnaly inroduced and we get jim carrey and tommy lee jones as villans

Space Jam
Space Jam(1996)

loony toons meets Michael Jordan. tons of fun

Home Alone
Home Alone(1990)

a christmas classic

The Day After Tomorrow

the science is all wrong, but i'm not complaining

Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius

the tv show sucks, the movie is watchable

Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest(1999)

hilarious parody of star trek, but there is a lot more to it then making fun of it

Jack Frost
Jack Frost(1998)

jim hesen's creature shop has come a long way!

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

this is the original, and none of that 5 dollar budget std crap


my favorite king aurthur movie. excellent

March of the Penguins

the little penguins are soo cute

The Truman Show

very original. about a man who's life is a tv show, and it covers it at every angle

Batman & Mr. Freeze: Subzero

mr. freez is my fav batman villan. the best animated batman

Batman: The Movie

batman done way old school! it is a little ridiculous


this is what the origianl (the absent minded professor) was ment to be


it has quite a few big names

The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

pure fun. it's to bad what happened to steve

Happy Feet
Happy Feet(2006)

steve erwins last film

Rocky V
Rocky V(1990)

ok, rocky is really starting to get old

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

a fun collection of classic literary characters such as tom saywer, jekyl and hyde, the invisable man, captian nemo, one of draculas vampires and so on


i highly recomend the tv series


hilarious! the best sci-fi/comedy ever! notably takes place in page/lake powel area

Young Frankenstein

one of mel brook's earlier films doesn't quite work, although there are a couple very funny parts, the rest is a drag


freindly aliens :)

Never Say Never Again

i woul have thought Sean Connery would have mad a bigger exit to the role of bond

Medicine Man
Medicine Man(1992)

unless you are thourouly interested in the subject, i'm betting you'll lose interest


the dragon is pretty impressive considering it was created over 10 years ago

Flushed Away
Flushed Away(2006)

nice bled of clamation and computer animation

The Polar Express

the animation is increadable

The Other Side of Heaven

an exciting movie about a missonary in the 50's

Saints and Soldiers

increadably filmed for uner a million

The Singles Ward

definetly the best mormon comedy

Casino Royale

aww, no this might have been what bond was originaly intended to be. there is an actual plot to this movie. they cut back a lot on the scandaly women and turned it into an actual love story. the poker game is a little long but is eciting. Daniel craig is easily the best bond since if not better than Sean Connery himself, it will be interesting to see if they are able to top this


they don't make movies like they used to

Hollywood Homicide

average buddy cop film

Small Soldiers

puts a new meaning in army doll

The Muppets Take Manhattan

really the only muppet flop

Peter Pan
Peter Pan(2003)

the best version so far, and the most true to the book

The Hunt for Red October

you will get very bored very fast if you do not pay attention. 5% action 95% suspense

Doctor Dolittle

this is the original. absolutley nothing like the eddie murphy edition. it's a musical

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine is the best person ever to play scrooge

Sleeping Beauty

my favorite of the classic disney movies

Little Shop of Horrors

a very fun musical. poorly rated PG-13 should have been PG

Oliver & Company

excellent creation of manhatten

The Pink Panther

some of the best slapstick humor ever!

She's the Man

belive it or not this is based on Shakespeare's Twelth Night


very impressive for it's time

Napoleon Dynamite

most movies are worth seeing at least once. meet the exception

The Muppet Movie

lots of comedian apperences. it's the muppets, who doesn't like the muppets?

Toy Story 2
Toy Story 2(1999)

just as good as the first one


the photography and camera movement capture it perfectly

Starsky & Hutch

over done buddy cop style

Shark Tale
Shark Tale(2004)

Jack Black and Will Smith, the only two Musician/Actor/comedians i respect

Atlantis - The Lost Empire

milo thatch was a real person who claimed to have been to atlantis


the fish guy is cool

The Rookie
The Rookie(2002)

i dislike baseball

Big Fat Liar
Big Fat Liar(2002)

Paul Gimanti makes it work

The Dukes of Hazzard

they busted the car jump on mythbusters

Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story

no matter your race, sex, or religion, you will be offended!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

i love british comedy! some of the best special effects the british have ever done

The Perfect Storm

a better title might be "the Perfect Movie"


off the wall upside down sets!


fun recreation of the old cartoon. they did a good job

American Graffiti

it is interesting, but i'm guessing no one cares that much unless they were around in the early 60's. this was George Lucas' film before star wars. this movie inspired the TV series Happy Days

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

some "true belivers" think the government asked spielburg to make this to calm everyone down about space invaders


i'm supprised spielburg would make fun of WWII, but after watching this film and realizing the rediculous panic americans had, i guess it is ok

Schindler's List

spielburg shows the true horror of the Holocaust in Black and White

Scary Movie 3

almost non stop laughter. however it makes fun of a few serious things. should have been rated R

Romeo + Juliet

this did what teachers have been trying to do to shakespeare for years. that is make it interesting

The Wild
The Wild(2006)

all out repeat on Madagascar

Over the Hedge

hilarious adaption of the comic strip

Superman Returns

he hardly gets to fight the villan

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump(1994)

Tom hanks is amazing. this seemed a little silly to be serious, and yet it is serious. enjoy an odyssey through rescent American History.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

i can not wait for the new one

Osmosis Jones

very original and funny

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

no paul walker? vin doesn't even show up untill the last 10 seconds! action is fun tho

Cool Runnings

kiss da egg mon!

Finding Neverland

let your imagination run free to neverland

Alice in Wonderland

i strongly disliked this one


new bond, jazzed up music, and two babes, sweet


most people will problbly find this and the other classic bond films long and boring, but you are talking to a huge fan


my favorite of sean connery

The Ewok Adventure

this is nothing like star wars, althought you die hard fans will want to check it out

Star Tours
Star Tours(1987)

i didn't know this was on video! in case you did not know, this is one of the best rides in disneyland!

Star Wars: Empire of Dreams

this is really the increadable story of George Lucas

AVP - Alien Vs. Predator

king gong meets godzilla = alien meets predator. heck ya


a younger tom hanks takes on a slightly over used role of a kid put in a grown man's body, but he pulls it off

Aeon Flux
Aeon Flux(2005)

it had potential, but was trashed due to lame special effects and drag time.


i strongly dilike the old cartoon. the movie is passable

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)

the skull is so fake

Toy Story
Toy Story(1995)

the first fully computer animated movie. awsome.

Rat Race
Rat Race(2001)

i expected a lot more considering all the comedians they packed in here.

The Lion King

one of disney's best musicals

Chicken Little

contains some of the cutest characters known to animation


how does M.Night do it?

King Kong
King Kong(1933)

this was a giant leep in film history, and a classic


a classic!

Men in Black
Men in Black(1997)

they should not have made it a comedy, they ruined the story, it is funny tho

Cast Away
Cast Away(2000)

increadable job by Tom Hanks as he was the only one on screen for over an hour!


the origon of the short lived furby


i love animation. it would not be the same if it wasn't animated

The Pacifier
The Pacifier(2005)

i really don't like Vin Diesel. ok

National Treasure

this is not just for kids!


one of my favorite super heros

Titan A.E.
Titan A.E.(2000)

beautilfull blend of traditional and computer animation

The Princess Bride

adventure, sword fights, danger, torture, true love, man eating eels, and pirates galore!

Planet of the Apes

crazy. made me think a lot about racism and cruelity to animals

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

disgusting. who calls this entertainment?

Lady in the Water

M. Night's ego is a little big as he plays the "Savior of the World" he got to Razzies for worst director and worst supporting actor. i don't completly agree.


this could be the most powerfull film experiences you will ever have

Cheaper by the Dozen

this reminds me of my family.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

increadable job on Davey Jones and his crew. the first hour or so drags


the worst pixar thus far. the plot sucked. however the animation is exsquisite. Radiator springs is Holbrook Arizona

Mrs. Doubtfire

Pirece Brosnan's first film

Jurassic Park

spielburg never fails to amze me

Gone in 60 Seconds

the whol movie is one frickin car chase! when will they run out of gas?


differently aproached


i love end of the world style movies

When a Stranger Calls

Lame! absolutly no suspense

Apollo 13
Apollo 13(1995)

huston, we have a problam

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

a slight disapointment, and a little gory


possably the best spoof ever

The Guardian
The Guardian(2006)

my sister who is in the coast gaurd said it was just like this

Minority Report

EXCELLENT. spielburg really thought this one out

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

it's pretty much one epic battle, the worst in the saga, but it is still awsome

Batman Begins

so i guess i have batman teeth, acording to kim

Mission: Impossible 2

this is the best out of the three

Air Bud 3 - World Pup

this dog will i'mpress me when it can golf


quite a bit better than i would have expected

Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

jim carrey's goof ball acting is the only thing that holds this together

The Fugitive
The Fugitive(1993)

the ending is slightly disapointing

Fire in the Sky

travis walton is sooo wierd. c+ for accuratley creating snowflake

A Cinderella Story

if no one will kill hilary duff, then i will

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

this is the emotionaly dramatic final instalment...devestating. what's with vader's cheesy Nooooo!?

Shrek 2
Shrek 2(2004)

twice as funny as the first


this is thee best marvel movie yet

King Kong
King Kong(2005)

the camera movement made me dizzy

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

if you have never seen this stop what you are doing and go rent it!