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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2

i didn't like the end so much.... a bit disappointing actually...

Inception
Inception(2010)
½

Great movie. Christopher Nolan has put together another masterpiece. Dreams within dreams and the path of an idea all mixed together with action and special effects. Truly recommendable

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

I was skeptical about this but I really enjoyed it
The game was superb and the movie is quite good

14 Blades
14 Blades(2014)

focuses mostly on the fighting, hasty in explaining the storyline

True Legend
True Legend(2011)

Very poor storyline... and directing
(focuses only on the fighting and lots of things happen without a real reason)

The Men Who Stare at Goats
½

quite crazy, funny and peculiar movie, great cast

Survival of the Dead

I'm growing quite bored of these

Sherlock Holmes

Quite good! It's nice to see a new Holmes (even if it's in a bit more action type) great direction by Guy Ritchie, a very good Jude Law and a superb Robert Downey Jr as always...

Alice in Wonderland

I expected a little bit more but I liked it

Avatar
Avatar(2009)

a successful recipe tested numerous times before... excellent in 3D

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

I wasn't expecting much and I'm still disappointed...

the story and the whole movie sucks... What is Uma Thurman doing in a movie like this ?

Bruno
Bruno(2009)

I couldn't bare to see it all... perhaps worse than the first

The Wave
The Wave(2011)

Very interesting movie in the steps of "Das Experiment" but better. recommendable

Public Enemies
½

it got a bit boring

[Rec]
[Rec](2007)

Even worse than the blair witch project
bad story, bad directing, made me dizzy

9
9(2009)

It was nice and I really liked the atmosphere and the dolls but the ending wasn't what I expected

Terminator Salvation
½

I'm a bit torn about this
I was waiting for it for a long time and I'm not that satisfied
I think I'm most annoyed with the ending

Inglourious Basterds

it wasn't bad but I expected more from tarantino

Prison Break: The Final Break
½

I expected more from the final episode of prison break

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3)
½

quite funny and better than the previous

The Golden Compass

gypsies, witches, daemons and polar bears..., not original

The Love Guru

worse comedy ever...

Coraline
Coraline(2009)
½

A children's nightmare... very good

Yes Man
Yes Man(2008)
½

Well the "YES" philosophy is certainly interesting and the movie funny. I liked it

Slumdog Millionaire

very good, great directing

The Spirit
The Spirit(2008)

pretty girls, lame story

Watchmen
Watchmen(2009)

certainly something different. action, visual effects and dark atmosphere in a quite different comic

To Kako (Evil)

lol greek zombie movie

The Boondock Saints

Cool and fynny action movie. (Willem Dafoe was superb as the gay detective )

Amélie
Amélie(2001)

Sweet and interesting movie... very nice

Snatch
Snatch(2001)
½

Guy Ritchie 2nd film and a great one too.... like lock,stock and 2 smoking barrels is funny, fast and full of great plot

Body of Lies
Body of Lies(2008)

interesting but hard to rate

RocknRolla
RocknRolla(2008)
½

Back to the good old recipe. Definitely better than his 3rd movie

Dead Like Me: Life After Death
½

only watch on a boring afternoon

Outlander
Outlander(2009)

not bad ...
(Though it's just a mix of alien, predator and beowulf)

El Greco
El Greco(2007)

Not bad. (Sotiris Moustakas last movie)

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)
½

I liked it ! Cool dark movie ;) good directing and music...

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

unique story, great acting and directing... recommendable

Juno
Juno(2007)

cute story about an unplanned pregnancy (OK ! so before I watched it I didn't know what it was about... :P)

Surfer, Dude
Surfer, Dude(2008)

they make movies out of everything ..

Ghost Town
Ghost Town(2008)

better than I expected

Babylon A.D.
Babylon A.D.(2008)

pointless and weak storyline

Appaloosa
Appaloosa(2008)
½

nothing special

Twilight
Twilight(2008)
½

It's a vampire - love story but still much better than I expected

Meet Dave
Meet Dave(2008)
½

a bit silly I might add

Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia!(2008)

I couldn't watch it all... A very "mushy" musical ....

10,000 B.C.
10,000 B.C.(2008)

better than I expected

Crank
Crank(2006)
½

Full of adrenaline
It's fast and fun to watch...

Death Race
Death Race(2008)

prison, cars and machine guns... better than I expected

Mutant Chronicles
½

A "bad" machine that creates "enemies of men" zombies in a weird "retro" future , for no apparent reason...??? very poor, nearly ridiculous script.

Alexander
Alexander(2004)
½

boring and "one-sided"

Hancock
Hancock(2008)

better than I expected

Jumper
Jumper(2008)

not bad but nothing special

Zodiac
Zodiac(2007)
½

nice atmosphere but too slow (get's tiring)

Mongol
Mongol(2008)

I don't know the original story but this is a good movie

Tropic Thunder
½

it has some fun parts

Hero Wanted
Hero Wanted(2008)

good cast and directing, medium plot

Burn After Reading

Nice but not special.
I really liked the characters of the story, the cast and the ending scene was quite funny. But overall the plot was medium

Madagascar
Madagascar(2005)
½

funny
(I like this movie. You hate it compared to how much I like it. :P lol)

You Don't Mess With the Zohan
½

Adam Sadler is funny at some parts but that's it...

He Was a Quiet Man
½

An interesting movie, with a quite good Christian Slater, as the quiet man

The Dark Knight

A great cast with a superb Heath Ledger as the scary psychotic Joker...

Batman Begins
½

A nice much darker and much better new approach ...

Revolver
Revolver(2005)

Not bad but Not what I'd expected as a fan of lock,stock & 2 smoking barrels and snatch...
Though it had some good parts it was a bit weird and at times even boring

Death at a Funeral

Hilarious ! A very good comedy with a quite good cast (Alan Tudyk was great)
It's been a long time since I had a good laugh like this...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
½

Escaping from nuclear explosion in a fridge ? surviving 3 waterfalls? flesh eating ants? Aliens (Erich von Daniken)? ..... Well..... I like adventure and science fiction but this is a little bit tooooo much ... lol

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)
½

Well it surprised me ! It was fun to watch with great effects (loved the suit) and Robert Downey Jr was a great choice

Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up(2007)

nothing special bun fun to watch

Transformers
Transformers(2007)
½

Well ok great effects more than I'd expect but still transformers ???

Resident Evil: Extinction
½

Well too mad max for my taste.. just a hot Mila

Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz(2007)

It was fun to watch :)

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

It was not original (28 days later etc) but I liked it and Will Smith was quite good
Nice and recommendable

30 Days of Night
½

I'd prefer a different ending... one they all die :)

Hitman
Hitman(2007)
½

It was fun though nothing special
I liked the hitman attitude and Olga Kurilenko is ******* hot

You, Me and Dupree
½

Kate Hudson has a hot body and that's it....

Spaceballs
Spaceballs(1987)
½

heheh nothing extreme but it has it's fun parts

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Very good and fun to watch!
Nice dark atmosphere great directing, cast and ending. I wasn't so thrilled about Depp's singing

Cashback
Cashback(2007)

nice movie a bit slow at some points but also fun and interesting

The Fisher King

A great movie with a superb performance of both Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges

American Gangster
½

good movie, but really nothing special and certainly NOT original

Beowulf
Beowulf(2007)

Hard to rate, not bad, but it left a bad impression on me
Too cartoonish for my tastes I guess... I wouldn't recommend it

The Mist
The Mist(2007)

Quite good !!! Even quite scary... And a good and interesting ending.... but not by Steven King
Recommendable...

The Orphanage
½

A nice mixture of Pan's Labyrinth and the Others...

The Simpsons Movie
½

Enjoyable... classic simpsons humor...

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

funny but nothing special...jessica biel is very hot ...!

Planet Terror (Grindhouse Presents: Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror)
½

It had it's fun parts but wasn't as fun as death proof

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
½

A quite good movie with a crazy Nicholson

Jackass - The Movie
½

These guys are seriously fucked up in the head

Almost Famous
½

hehe interesting movie...
deflower him, deflower him :PPpp

Assault on Precinct 13

Good only for a very boring afternoon

The Good Shepherd

Quite an interesting story but not an enjoyable one. Hard for me to rate...

Memento
Memento(2000)
½

A very smart movie ;) Memento is a classic
You have to see this one

Brazil
Brazil(1985)

Interesting story against bureaucracy, in a retro future, that reminds me a mixture of 1984 by Orwel and the Trial by Kafka

Death Proof
Death Proof(2007)

Interesting and very entertaining... Lots of beautiful women in it too :P :)

Guess Who
Guess Who(2005)

cute comedy, nothing special

Mystic River
Mystic River(2003)
½

Very good performance of Sean Penn and of Tim Robbins...nice movie

Stranger Than Fiction
½

interesting and nice...I liked it

28 Weeks Later...
½

It was generally good. It kept the atmosphere and good music but just wasn't as good as the first one

28 Days Later

Very good atmosphere, music, directing and main actor.... Very good horror film

Premonition
Premonition(2007)
½

Predictable, boring and boringgggg

Live Free or Die Hard
½

I was afraid it was going to turn bad...but Bruce Willis pulled it off... another classic Die Hard movie plain action from the begining to the end...

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)

The ghost rider is cool but everything else .......... like plot, effects, acting and whole concept really sucked.....so 2 stars...

Poseidon
Poseidon(2006)
½

One more shipwreck... boooooringggg

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
½

Hilarious opening scene! Unfortunately the film does not keep the level of the awesome start.

Papillon
Papillon(1973)
½

I can't believe this is a true story... don't like the part with the indian tribe... but a superb performace by Steve McQueen in prison's solitary and a quite good Dustin Hoffman

Rocky Balboa
Rocky Balboa(2006)

??????? Who even came up with this crap ?

300
300(2007)

Well it's a great action movie based on true historic facts, and..... I am Greek so no less than 5 stars from me

The Nightmare Before Christmas
½

The great atmosphere of Tim Burton and the great music of Danny Elfman combined in a superb cartoon.... very good

Monsters, Inc.

Super cartoon and effects the monsters and the little girl where perfect, not to mention the short movie in the beginning with the birds ....

Shrek 2
Shrek 2(2004)

I liked the first...and this was better !!! my god the cat is absolutely incredible...Puss in boots ;) very funny

The Nutty Professor

A very funny Jerry Lewis, better than the new one.... a classic

Alatriste
Alatriste(2006)
½

a bit lenghty but good ....an epic sad tale.... full of swordfight, deceipt and betrayal.....

The Count of Monte Cristo

My favorite book as a child still holds a great spot in my heart..... a very good movie too

Cyrano De Bergerac

Very good movie ...a classic

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)

The first matrix is super...... a great idea for fiction....something I had never thought before....very smart conception

Fight Club
Fight Club(1999)

Crazy smart super movie where Edward Norton and Brad Pitt kick ass.....
1st rule u never talk about the fight club......

American History X

Edward Norton is super in this movie..... Edward Furlong also plays very well..... It's a very very good movie...... trully recommendable

Sin City
Sin City(2005)

Really cool dark cartoonish movie, great atmosphere and action...what else can a guy ask for ;) ..... not to mention a psycho elijah woods and a very good cast .... this movie is something different... 5 stars from me :)

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

WoW what a movie !!! Funny, action, great directing, great story, and fast ...... Now this movie ...u just have to see!!!

The Shawshank Redemption

Very good movie, a great Tim Robbins and cool ending..... recommendable

Big Fish
Big Fish(2003)

a good strange movie by a good strange director..... recommendable

A Clockwork Orange

Not my taste...not my style at all...another attempt by Kubrick to bore us to death....

The Last Boy Scout

4 stars coz Bruce Willis is a cool dude

The Matrix Revolutions
½

Shit !!!!!!!!!!!!! The third matrix destroyed them all ..... the ending was completely shity and .... shit why do they make this short of sequences to nice movies ?

Eragon
Eragon(2006)
½

I was really and totally disappointed..... the book was quite good....the movie sucked.... they managed to take out everything good in it.....some characters are erased completely...

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

...... I was waiting to see something good and an ending and instead i see..... weak storyline and to be continued......disappointed...

The Matrix Reloaded
½

The second matrix was good but completely different style than the first..... disappointing , I didn't want a sequence

Trading Places
½

Very funny :) good comedy

A Scanner Darkly
½

good movie cartoonish crazy... nice

25th Hour
25th Hour(2003)

a bit slow... but nice movie

Battle Royale II

Trelli moufaaaaaaaaaa to prwto vlepotan ayto einai i patata tou aiwnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... the first was ok this is a piece of crap, for the love of god don't see it

The Last King of Scotland

Not bad but nothing special either

Hudson Hawk
Hudson Hawk(1991)

Crazy movie :) I like it

The Italian Job
½

a great smart movie about a theft (remake of an older one)

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump(1994)

Forrest rules..... I don't have to say anything else.... very good movie

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

This movie made me really sad but I love it....Our memories is all we have....take the good and the bad and learn from them.....

V for Vendetta

Really liked this one..... Great plot and really had something to say..... u have to see it !!!

The Fountain
The Fountain(2006)

Death is part of life ...... We have to face it in order to go on..... very interesting movie

Braveheart
Braveheart(1995)

Great epic movie super

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
½

WoW I liked it a lot.... Great scenes, great atmosphere......

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

It was just as I imagined it when I read the book !!!! and a great and interesting book that was....

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The best fight and swordfighting ever !!!!!!!!! I don't have to mention all the rest u know ....

The Dinner Game (Le Dîner de cons)

very very funny.......hysterical I might add :)

Quills
Quills(2000)

Quite an interesting movie..... I recommend it

Babel
Babel(2006)
½

nice and interesting

Finding Neverland
½

Great actors, and acting!!! Generaly a good but sad movie

Blood Diamond
½

nice action movie, which adress things about Africa I did not know.....1 of the 2 films I ever liked DiCaprio (:P bliax)

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