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- Chicago, IL
- Favorite Movies:
- The Fall,Taxi Driver,American Beauty,The Royal Tenenbaums,WALL-E,Raging Bull,Gone Baby Gone,The Man Who Wasn't There,Transformers,Pulp Fiction,Robin Hood,Magnolia,Blade Runner,Princess Mononoke,Amélie,The Iron Giant,Three Kings,Edward Scissorhands,The Color of Money,The Princess and the Cobbler (The Thief and the Cobbler),Life Is Beautiful (La Vita è bella),Gattaca,Donnie Darko,Akira
- Favorite Actors:
- Mr. T,Paul Newman,Bill Murray
- When I was young I was notorious for having gotten stuck in a pile of snow and other such mischief. I have a sense of humor that is best described as "wicked" and a worldview like a diamond: clear, essentially impervious, and totally awesome looking. That is a brief synopsis of my existence. Let me break it down for you with a little freestyle: I prefer the cold, I've got a heart of gold, and when God designed this baby he done busted the mold. I try to review movies that I strongly recommend, strongly unrecommend, or are for some reason culturally significant. I could list all five hundred bazillion movies I've ever seen here, but that would be like wading through a pond full of oatmeal just to get to the glowing crystal in the middle. Perfect analogy? Check.
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