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- Chicago, IL
- Favorite Movies:
- The Fall,Taxi Driver,American Beauty,The Royal Tenenbaums,WALL-E,Raging Bull,Gone Baby Gone,The Man Who Wasn't There,Transformers,Pulp Fiction,Robin Hood,Magnolia,Blade Runner,Princess Mononoke (Mononoke-hime),Amélie,The Iron Giant,Three Kings,Edward Scissorhands,The Color of Money,The Princess and the Cobbler (The Thief and the Cobbler),Life Is Beautiful (La Vita è bella),Gattaca,Donnie Darko,Akira
- Favorite Actors:
- Mr. T,Paul Newman,Bill Murray
- When I was young I was notorious for having gotten stuck in a pile of snow and other such mischief. I have a sense of humor that is best described as "wicked" and a worldview like a diamond: clear, essentially impervious, and totally awesome looking. That is a brief synopsis of my existence. Let me break it down for you with a little freestyle: I prefer the cold, I've got a heart of gold, and when God designed this baby he done busted the mold. I try to review movies that I strongly recommend, strongly unrecommend, or are for some reason culturally significant. I could list all five hundred bazillion movies I've ever seen here, but that would be like wading through a pond full of oatmeal just to get to the glowing crystal in the middle. Perfect analogy? Check.
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