Alright, that half star is just for the hilarity. I knew this was going to be bad when I picked it up tonight, but I just had to see what Val Kilmer had gotten himself into. Also, why the hell is Bruce Dern doing horrible horror films these days?!
Anyway, if you want rolling laughter due to maximum cheese, this is perfect. Bad green-screens, ludicrous dream sequences, and Val Kilmer's best impression of a black, gay basketball player...it's all there.