R. Anthony's Review of Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness(2013)
It doesn't matter if it premieres the resurrected Great Bird of the Galaxy himself, I won't be going to see this film in a theater. This will be the first film in Star Trek history that I'm actually hostile about before I've even seen it, and one of three that I loathe ever having been created (FYI, it's the last three) I cannot express the level of revulsion that I feel when I contemplate what kind of depraved acts will be enacted on the corpse of one my most cherished memories from another time. Better to just pretend it isn't happening, I guess.
I did catch a "edited for television" version recently. It was every bit as bad as I imagined it would be, and then some. Somehow the internet haters really failed to communicate just how ridiculous this farce of a film was. I'm not sure how this is possible, but it is. Magic blood. A Khan that isn't South Asian. Starfleet officers engaging in conspiracies, taking the lives of their own people when they fail to submit to aggression.
That Khan failed to pervert the crew of the Enterprise in the TOS episode "Space Seed" because future man is no longer susceptible to terroristic threats of this kind is a philosophical achievement lost on the creators of nutrek and the Abramanator himself.
The number of violations of Gene Roddenberry's vision of the future are almost uncountable. They will remain uncounted by me. It was enough for me simply to confirm that the film was bad and not just bad Trek.
My apologies to the ghost of Gene Roddenberry for having witnessed this narrative of depravity.