I only saw scenes on youtube, but this looks awful. Throughout each scene there is a heartbeat in the background and bad music. The leeches look like they are sneaking up on a person alone or as a pair, and as soon as they attack, boom, there's a gang of them. The acting is nonexistent, and everyone moves in slow motion, because basically, this is a gay porno with the actual sex replaced with gore.
For a movie full of flawed characters, it's a very enjoyable movie. Muriel herself is very flawed and makes a lot of bad choices, but you feel for her and root for her still, all the while disagreeing with her. And the guys in speedos are just a bonus.
Not really a movie. It's just a series of unrelated sketches, which often aren't funny and go on too long. I laughed maybe twice. I thought the title was a reference to Rule 34, but as crude as most of it is, not all the sketches are about sex, so I really don't know what the title means.
A silly musical with operatic singing style and slap-stick humor. The only really memorable song is the Major General's song. The plot is even more silly than the humor. The movie sets intentionally look like they belong on stage.
I was expecting this to be a "so bad, it's good" gore fest. It did have the gore, but really it was more so bad, it's bad. Bad acting and writing were to be expected. It tried to be a comedy, but 95% of the jokes were terrible; dumb, racist, homophobic, political, poop/ass, sex/masterbation/genitalia, etc. It did have some laugh out loud moments, but not enough to save it. It also tried to be a musical, with songs that aren't good and some people who can't sing.
This movie takes itself more seriously than a lot of the other 1313 movies. However, it's even worse than the others. Bad music; bad effects; bad camera work; bad acting; bad plot; bad ending; repetitive scenes that go on way too long. 1313 tends to be all about showing off hot guys, and this movie didn't deliver even with that. Besides having less attractive 'actors' than the other 1313 movies, the characters were rapists.
This movie was really more like a porno without the sex and full nudity. Bad music; bad effects; bad acting; bad plot; bad continuity; bad camera work; repetitive scenes that go on way to long; If the scenes weren't so darn long, this one might have tipped over to so bad it's good. Cougar women transforming into literal cougars with cougar faces copy pasted over their own faces. Ritualistically pouring glitter over writhing guys.
This movie was really more like a porno without the sex and full nudity. All they had going for them was an HD camera, a mansion, and hot guys. Bad music; bad writing; bad acting; bad camera work; bad effects; repetitive scenes that go on way to long. I did enjoy the 3 references they threw in to other movies/shows at the end (Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fringe, and Cthulhu mythos), but I don't know if even that was clever to add that or just a crutch, since the rest was crap.
Unlike the other 1313 movies, this one has little nudity; just sexy shirtless cowboys with long johns. It still has the over drawn scenes, bad music, and bad effects. The whole movie is tinted yellow in an attempt to create the sepia tone of old westerns (though it's too saturated and high def). It has a more believable location than the usual 1313 mansion. The story is still dumb. And while the acting is still bad, it is a step above the usual 1313 movies.
The premise of the movie is that sea monsters start terrorizing the people on an island, and the only way they can fight back is by getting drunk, because alcohol is toxic to the creatures. There's not much more to the movie, but there doesn't need to be.