Movie Ratings and Reviews
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The Return of the Vampire (1944)
I admit, I had a crush on the character Armand Tesla when I was about five or six years old when I watched this. I didn't really know it was a crush but I did know I hated watching him die.
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The Skin I Live In (2011)
I don't know what to say about this. I didn't dislike it but I didn't like it either. I think that's the worst for anyone when their work gives people no reaction.
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Eyes Without a Face (1959)
Well...don't know what to say other than this film was good.
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Inception (2010)
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Not bad, it's one of those films that has you watching and you don't even know why.
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The Last Airbender (2010)
Very disappointing. Bad acting and little character development. Even the cg effects for bending was lame. 2 kids find some kid in a block of ice, little is explained because this movie assumes you already expect it to suck compared to the show, they cling to him without little explanation because of course, he's the avatar. There was a little romance/ tragedy bit but who gives a shit, it wasn't developed enough. All in all I'm hoping the second movie, assuming there is one, will be an improvement.
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)
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Richard III (1955)
Sorry but it was too gay for me.
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Shanks (1974)
Enjoyable in the same way when you see a car crash. Caught this on TCM and boy was I lucky since it's hard to find in watchable quality.
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Mr. Sardonicus (1961)
Pretty enjoyable. Give the guy a break.
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Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Better then I thought, I won't say it's for an older audience although an older audience would appreciate this film more then kids under the age of 10. It is rated PG for Parental Guidance so parents can guide there kids out of the movie theater and probably later bitch about it to Disney. I enjoyed it overall but did not like the whole dance sequence with the Mad Hatter. For a moment I was worried the film would end with a hip hop dance and musical number.
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Mulan II (2004)
What a piece of crap. Disney should stop releasing crap quality crap and save some dignity.
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I was actually surprised since Disney sequels have very crappy art quality.
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So now people can use real magic? Too bad Frollo's dead, because if he weren't, no one would have to worry about stupid shit.
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Veer (2010)
I will give it 2 stars just because it was somewhat entertaining. The reason for that it doesn't get 5 is because: 1. Bad white Actors 2. Every time I look into your eyes, I see my paradise. 3. Crappy effects 4. Made me want to kill myself before the title screen even came out. But you know what maybe the problem is me. Maybe the problem isn't the crappy film. The problem must be that I watched this crappy film. Just maybe.
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Avatar (2009)
Good CG wise. Acting was a bit wooden in the beginning but everything eventually all fell into place.
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Daybreakers (2009)
Watched this because they were sold out of Avatar tickets for IMAX in 3D. Overall it was okay. Good gore scenes, acting was okay. Definitely a good change from the whole pussification of vampires. Though if vampires were living normal lives, why does the costume designer always have to go with dark, bland, neutral color clothes? To make sure we don't forget they're vampires?
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Ninja Assassin (2009)
Very good action wise. Everybody in the theater screamed in the beginning when the gore started. Only thing I didn't like was the whole Ninjas whispering "traitor" part. Lame.
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I loved it but that's because I got to see it for free in 3D.
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