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Boring, as well as somehow worse than D'Amato's other shitty work Antropophagus. At least that one had fetus eating...Hmm, never thought I'd write that sentence.
The entire story doesn't makes sense, which prevents this film from rising above other straight-to-DVD titles such as "Raging Sharks." The use of Playstation 1 quality visuals was pretty rad in a "wow, that shark looked like shit" sort of way. Meh, honestly, it's about sharks in Venice and the only people who can stop them is the less popular brother of the Phantom.
Best Bond since "License to Kill" - and that's saying something!
Reminds me of why I hate everything. Honestly, it's going to come to a point when people will actually give a second thought as to why certain things are popular. This movie didn't even achieve it's goal of being a brain dead, summer "blockbuster" film - it was just terrible writing slapped in between scenes featuring shitty CGI fighting more shitty CGI. Also, guess what's funny - fart jokes! Hey, if Larry the Cable Guy thinks it's funny then I guess we can all assume it's an internationally accepted fact. Oh well, at least Michael Bay still has his integrity.
Your ass stinks! This needed more Ronnie.