Sakunelaj's Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

The Glass House
½

The synopsis for this movie is all wrong...but it was okay.

Money Train
Money Train(1995)

Didn't know what to expect....but what I'm watching isn't it. Not keeping my interest at all..

Unlawful Entry

I wished they did a little more character development in Ray Liotta's character. The wife was straight up naive and stupid. It was entertaining enough.

Menace II Society

Blah. I finally decided to watch this movie because...well why not. I didn't enjoy it, nobody to root for and everyone was just damn ignorant, disrespectful and dumb. I can't relate to that life so there's nothing in it for me to give props to. Just damn sad....

The Truman Show
½

I gave this movie a low rating however many years ago when I watched it so I decided to give it another chance. I'm glad I did. I honestly can't remember what I didn't like about it. I actually enjoyed it this time around.

Because I Said So

Funny in spots. I liked the relationship Diane Keaton had with her daughters. Open and honest about everything.

Finding Dory
Finding Dory(2016)
½

if this wasn't the cutest fricking movie ever!

A Good Man
A Good Man(2014)

his sex scenes are the worst...but I still love him!

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
½

I was thoroughly confused through a lot of it and I felt like if I see "Young Bruce Wayne and his parents murder" one more time.....I was gonna scream. Lex Luthor seemed like The Riddler and the battle between Batman and Superman was Meh....at the end it was pretty much a Superman and Wonder Woman movie

Unfriended
Unfriended(2015)

Meh, it was worth a watch....

Black Mass
Black Mass(2015)
½

Would have done better with a little more violence...but still awesome movie

Lucy
Lucy(2014)

Kinda boring....but it was decent enough

Revenge of the Green Dragons

I loved it...and it threw me for a loop at the end....

Project Almanac

It was decent enough....not better than Donnie Darko or 12 Monkeys...

A Most Violent Year
½

I was expecting quite a bit more violence....but it was a thought provoking movie all the same. I really enjoyed the work ethic of the main character even though he had dirty dealings. He tried to remain as upstanding as possible. Solid movie

Ex Machina
Ex Machina(2015)
½

This movie was really deep! I was enthralled with the entire movie and that SUPERB and UNEXPECTED ending was everything! One day humans will learn to leave well enough alone messing with AI. Our superiority complex leaves most feeling like the need to run the gamut on evolution, thinking it will save us all and it could very well mean our very destruction.

Furious 7
Furious 7(2015)

REALLY over the top, but still an awesome movie!

Addicted
Addicted(2014)

The movie was decent, but it didn't delve into Sharon Leal's character development enough. The entire movie I was waiting for the "big reveal" as to what made her addicted, and FINALLY within the last 10 minutes of the movie they allude to it. The live in mother was annoying and not needed since she didn't do anything, and I was wondering why it took so long for her addiction to manifest itself and how long she was unhappy. I'm also sure there HAD to be more conflict between husband and wife, but we didn't get that story either. It was mindless entertainment and a little twist towards the end....but it's worth a look.

Kingsman: The Secret Service

This movie was so epic. Soon as it comes out on DVD I'm adding it to my collection.

Divergent
Divergent(2014)
½

Pretty good...can't wait to read the books.

Fifty Shades of Grey
½

It wasn't the ending I was expecting...but I liked how the two leads played off each other. I'm sure a sequel is in the making, and I can't wait for them to delve into Mr. Gray's psychosis a little more.

Gone Girl
Gone Girl(2014)

man! just when I thought it was over....it was like a whole other 45 minutes left in the movie. this was really played well and deeply thought out.

Need For Speed

place filler for F&F....it was decent enough...pretty cars. Pretty chick. Semi hot main guy...Despicable looking bad guy...the comic relief is black (rolls eyes)

No Good Deed
No Good Deed(2014)

very suspenseful....I enjoyed it a lot

Reasonable Doubt

This movie was really suspenseful. I enjoyed it even though it was a bit predictable

Transformers: Age of Extinction

I just couldn't believe the small small role the dinobots played in this movie. That was the main reason I wanted to see it. Whalberg was underwhelming and his "daughter" was bleh..but I will always go hard for my transformers...that lambo was sexy as hell though....

Maleficent
Maleficent(2014)

I thoroughly enjoyed this film. Jolie was awesome and the plot twist in it was something I didn't expect.

The Debut
The Debut(2000)

Awesome film....and Dante is so freaking sexy.....

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Very entertaining. Action packed and can't wait for the next one. Still trying to figure out how it ties into Marvel: Agents if S.H.I.E.L.D. but it's all good i'll figure it out eventually...

300: Rise of an Empire
½

it was okay...it had the same styling as the original...but it all felt a little rushed to get to the final battle. I don't even remember there being that much dialogue...but it was still a solid entry into the franchise.

Snitch
Snitch(2013)

I really enjoyed this film...is it believable...hardly...but great action and drama.

The Heat
The Heat(2013)
½

I love Sandy! Always have always will...this shit is hilarious!

American Me
American Me(1992)
½

I enjoyed it up until the last act then it just got confusing...I might watch it again.

Despicable Me 2
½

it was really cute...probably would have been better if I saw the first one...but SOMEBODY insisted on getting it...lol

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

It was alright...I'd probably enjoy it more had I seen the first one....

The Cloth
The Cloth(2013)

I can't believe I got suckered in by the poster. This movie was so damn lame...magical cross guns and exploding holy water....Secret society of demon hunters....*sigh* I tried....

Carlito's Way
½

It was alright....the puerto rican accent was a bit off and took me out the world a bit...but it was a decent effort.

American Hustle

Very entertaining. Bale was very charismatic and I enjoyed Lawrence's performance.

World War Z
World War Z(2013)
½

The previews made me not want to see this for some reason...but finding out it was some sort of zombie apocalypse movie I was a little more open. This movie really had me on edge. It was different just enough without taking away from the "zombie formula" too much. It made it believable. I was sufficiently scared of this movie. The first one in over 20 years...well done.

This Is the End

Semi consistently funny. It had it's moments but dragged by a bit. Silly as hell ending

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

I thought it was campy fun. It's quite believable that they escaped the witch as children and grew up to hunt those that kept them captive...I thoroughly enjoyed it

Identity Thief

I loved it Melissa is hilarious.

Now You See Me

I loved it. i'm not sure how well it stacks up to "The Prestige" but it did a damngoi d job of entertaining me and keeping me in suspense.

2 Guns
2 Guns(2013)

A lot of plot twists and confusing stuff going on but it was full of action and always had me waiting to see what was next.

A Good Day To Die Hard
½

It had it's moments but it was very stiff and dry for the most part

Bullet to the Head

It was really kind of bleh but I endured it anyway. There was nothing really exciting about this movie

Man of Steel
Man of Steel(2013)

It was really long...and violent. The Man of Steel actually KILLED somebody! *gasp* I just wonder how the story is gonna play out later since he really is the very last of his kind seeing as they're all killed off now. Soooo no Super Girl!

The Conjuring

horrible story and execution

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

loved it. can't wait for the next installment!

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

This movie was stupendous. Very chilling portrayal of what jealousy fueled mental illness can do to the mind and separate family....damn just deep.

Carrie
Carrie(2013)

I loved this remake! Carrie wasn't no hoe in this bitch! I didn't want the carnage to end....I don't think that's the last of her....hope not!

Disco Godfather

I loved it! I need to the sequel. The disco dancing wasn't that awesome but I'll let that slide.

Martha Marcy May Marlene
½

This film was really deep and it's a wonder what really happened at the end of the film.

Gravity
Gravity(2013)
½

Reminiscent of "Sunshine" but taken 5 steps beyond with being the lone ranger in the universe with very limited options. Totally recommend it...GO SANDY

Bangkok Dangerous
½

Only cause it had my boo Nic in it...but I didn't like the romantic aspect of the movie....they could have left that out.

2012
2012(2009)

It was wholly underwhelming

Chronicle
Chronicle(2012)

I thought I had rated this when I seen it, but I guess I didn't. I loved this movie...

Beowulf
Beowulf(2007)

It was beautifully done! Loved it

Battle of the Year

I was quite surprised Chris Brown and D-Trix didn't last the entire film as well as the ending...soooooo I'm guessing there will be a sequel???

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

I was trying to understand how everyone had "Pinhead" status...or even how he became Pinhead himself....and how he was able to separate himself and still function....but it was alright....

Hellbound: Hellraiser II

I'm on my way to finishing the series....lol

Illegal Tender

I enjoyed it a lot. Wanda De Jesus looked like a sexy ass Latina version of Pam Grier...the teenage boy was a scary ass....but I was glad that it wasn't like "oh I wanna be a gangsta like my father" and he was pretty much clean cut and trying to do something with his life. Pretty damn good.

Tyler Perry's Good Deeds
½

Pretty predictable...but it was a good cast and it had a few turns I didn't expect. I really was just waiting for the ending I knew was going to happen anyway....

Elysium
Elysium(2013)

I loved this movie. It was beautiful, sad, and all too reminiscent of how it is with the haves and the have nots.....Jodie Foster old ass had cakes too. lol

The Woman in Black

It wasn't scary and trust me..I tried. Daniel Radcliffe is a great actor though. I did not care for the ending.

Star Trek Into Darkness
½

So awesome! I thoroughly enjoyed this film...lots of tender moments lol

Fast & Furious 6
½

Pretty darn good. Entertaining and actiin packed...of course some of the stunts were over the top...but that was to be expected. Good laughs and something unexpected but I called it...lol

Iron Man 3
Iron Man 3(2013)

I loved every minute of it! This movie gave me action, comedy, love story, and a good villian. I didn't even realize that was Pierce Brosnan. Awesome movie

Wreck-it Ralph

I thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it, but I knew that I would.

The Marine
The Marine(2006)

It was fairly decent. I liked the black bad guy the most.

Super Cyclone

I can't believe I wasted a whole hour and thirty minutes of my life on this fuckery. I can't even begin to list all the problems with this movie. The horrible over acting, the lack of acting, the graphics, the plot, if they said "SUPER CYCLONE" one more time....it was just sad. I would not under any circumstances tell anyone to watch this movie. Not even pot heads...it will kill your high. Seriously. Do Not Watch.

Temptation
Temptation(2013)

A really good movie....of course a bit on the preachy side...but a good ending I wasn't expecting.

The Help
The Help(2011)

It was a little safe to me but it was a decent film....

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

This shit was epic! I loved every minute of it

Lawless
Lawless(2012)

It was really good...I know I sure do wish someone would stay awake and watch a whole movie with me though...ugh!

Battleship
Battleship(2012)

It was a tad bit predictable...but all in all not really a horrible movie. They could have went in depth a little more character developing on the alien side...but it's all good.....Oh yeah Rihanna should have died.

The Amazing Spider-Man

It was better than all the previous 3 films but still not GREAT.....I don't know, it kind of came off too dramatiic when it doesn't FEEL like a dramatic movie. I was about to hate Emma Stone's presence in the movie til I realized she wasn't Lois...hate the CGI for The Lizard....bits of humor here and there....but it was decent.

Men in Black III
½

It was actually decent...better than I thought it was going to be

The Dark Knight Rises

I'm glad I didn't go to the theater to see this. It is absurdly long and I felt every minute. I never did like Bale as Batman..he just isn't convincing. The greatest parts were the fight scenes. I honestly didn't really care about the storyline at all...

Side Effects
Side Effects(2013)
½

I was sucked in to this movie. It had a lot of twists and turns I tried to see coming and didn't see at all. Great suspense..

Think Like a Man
½

it was pretty funny, there were some over played moments but still enjoyable nonetheless.

Mama
Mama(2013)

This was some funny shit. I would have hoped they would have gotten a little deeper into the father and his background, and mama and her "wrong that needed to be right". that part was confusing at the end, but if you want to laugh your ass off, yes see this movie.

Looper
Looper(2012)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is turning out to be a fine actor indeed. I really liked this film, and while it didn't really have me pondering and scratching my head as much as say...Inception, Donnie Darko and 12 Monkeys, it is a worthy film in the genre.

Gangster Squad

It was a decent film...part drama, part comedy, funny enough though, there didn't seem to be too much violence in the movie. Maybe my sick ass just wanted to see everyone die and die spectacularly...lol

Pariah
Pariah(2011)

I had been wanting to see this for a long time, it's a really deep movie that could have delved a little more in the psychology of the parents and even more with the sub-plots...but I have a feeling I know where the characters are headed once I reached the end.

Safe
Safe(2012)

All through the movie, I was like What the FUCK??? But it was mindless entertainment for a while...

Brave
Brave(2012)

It was really cute. Her hair was awesome.

21 Jump Street

As much as I loathed wanting to see it, I finally did and it was pretty damn funny. I did not want to see a comedy about a show I loved that wasn't about comedy...but I opened my mind, and watching Tatum didn't hurt anything!

Flor De Fango
½

Wow....this movie was NOT what I was expecting at all, and I just didn't get her motives. Was she turned out? Did she want to follow in her mother's footsteps, did she not believe the husband? I can't believe he gave up his whole life for a 13 year old girl. And WHY was no one concerned with the fact that she was 13??? Did he really believe he was gonna whisk her away and live happily ever after? But it was still a great movie.

Cowboys & Aliens

I enjoyed it. Would have been nice to know the motive besides just wanting gold...but it was entertaining.

The Bounty Hunter

Cute...it entertained enough.

Skyfall
Skyfall(2012)

pretty action packed and an ending I really wasn't expecting

Project X
Project X(2012)
½

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. pretty damn epic!

Sinister
Sinister(2012)

I went in with high hopes for this one, and of course I was seriously let down. It started off slow, gained a little interest, then left you feeling like what the fuck? It had it's "scare moments" but those were just mainly BOO! We got you! Nothing really......scary. I'll keep trying though. I KNOW this genre isn't dead.

House at the End of the Street

it was predictable and not scary, but it had a little twist in there I wasn't expecting....decent story.

Prometheus
Prometheus(2012)

it's the best worst most beautiful and irritatingly confusing movie you will ever see

The Dictator
The Dictator(2012)

definitely not as good as Brüno and I haven't seen Borat, but it was noteworthy

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

What can one say about this movie. I of course didn't care to see it, but we ended up using a free rental from our cable company and luck of the draw had us watching this one. It's pure cliche. There were some funny moments, but everything was pretty much predictable. I am wondering why Luis Guzman is so damn gay in this movie. I've heard he's that way in all his movies though, but it was just so damn glaringly obvious. He is actually on par with the "black jigaboos" from the 30's and 40's...but since I don't think they could get away with having a black character play that part, they chose a puerto rican. Anyway, I guess if you're not attuned to any of that stuff, then it's a good family film, but I was laughing at the absurdness of it all.

The Green Hornet

it was decent. I loved seeing Jay Chou...he's really hot

Cover
Cover(2007)
½

I am mad about the ending. I would have liked to know their status at the end.

Wrath of the Titans

I personally enjoyed it I know a lot of people didn't though...lol

Act of Valor
Act of Valor(2012)

this movie was horribly short and the only thing I kept thinking was that it was a Gears of War movie

MacGruber
MacGruber(2010)

it had funny moments. but nothing substantial. the only laugh out loud moment was the double sex scenes

Conan the Barbarian

so much male machismo I loved this movie!

Friends With Benefits

I actually was talking through this entire movie, but still found it entertaining. plus it's Justin Timbrerlake!

Paranormal Activity 3

had a few raised eyebrows....still not scary.

Red
Red(2010)

Flipping awesome! I love this movie!

Hereafter
Hereafter(2010)

I loved it. very beautiful

The Warrior's Way

very surreal....sexy lead though!

Saw 3D
Saw 3D(2010)

The most disappointing one out of the series, but waaay more gory!

Paul
Paul(2011)

I loved every minute of it!

Season of the Witch

I guess I'm in the minority but I really liked it!

Tron Legacy
Tron Legacy(2010)
½

pretty light show. I enjoyed it.

Priest
Priest(2011)

I wasn't expecting it to be a sequel.

The Social Network

it was really bleh actually. I don't really get the appeal.

Stephen King's 'Silver Bullet'

TThis one actually had my interest. It wasn't QUITE as cheesy as the sleepwalkers but it was still not scary, just suspenseful...lol maybe it was watching a Gary busey film for the first time, or maybe it was Corey Haim. It was decent though.

Stephen King's 'Sleepwalkers'

Yeah, this movie.....um...yeah. I have never read the book...is it as bad as the movie? Does it explain why they're having an incestuous relationship? Um...just not scary in the least...but the two female leads were very pretty.

Saw IV
Saw IV(2007)

I don't know about most people, but I love backstory...it makes it so much more interesting and I love character development. 5&6 are coming next!

Saw III
Saw III(2006)

I am an avid fan! I cannot get enough of these movies!

The Last Airbender
½

Yeah, it was pretty horrible to say the least...

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Everything is so damn rushed! I KNOW the books are like the equivalent to 5 hours worth of movie time, but the quick chop editing is just wrong....I still enjoy watching it though....

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
½

I'm so biased...these movies will never be as good as the books. The first one was the best one. I was surprisingly entertained by this movie, but I will always prefer the books.





I'm so biased...these movies will never be as good as the books. The first one was the best one. I was surprisingly entertained by this movie, but I will always prefer the books.

Little Man
Little Man(2006)

Yeah, it was pretty funny....I wasn't expecting it to be really. Kerry Washington's mouth really gets on my nerves though....

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1
½

midnight showing and it was awesome! Horribly edited in some parts, but we all knew they'd do it...can't wait til next year

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)

I love this movie, but I need to watch this one like 4 or 5 times....lol

Madea Goes to Jail

Funnier than I thought it was going to be

The Time Traveler's Wife

I liked it well enough. Rachel McAdams was getting on my last nerve. I also have a problem with time travel movies and the physics in it and everything....just confusing...but still overall a good movie.

Gamer
Gamer(2009)

I enjoyed it a lot! I liked the premise and the story. Very entertaining

The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

So is Matthew McConnaghy (or however you fucking spell it) supposed to be like the definition of "The American Man"? With his little southern drawl, blonde hair, dimples and supposedly charming good looks? He's kinda annoying, but I really did enjoy the film. It was cute and funny.

The Haunting in Connecticut

It was entertaining enough. I personally don't believe in "hauntings" and all that, and it was hardly scary, but it was a decent film

Project A-ko: Love and Robots

I remember seeing this one long ago, and this is just a start to my anime trend. It was good stuff

Project A-ko: Uncivil Wars

Cute, wish netflix had all of the series....a lot of my anime is unavailable...*sigh*

Alfie
Alfie(2004)

I loved the way they took the direction of this film. His monologues were great. The acting was great, the only thing was seeing Susan Serandon in that role...it was a little off putting. I liked the ending though, seemed fitting.

Brubaker
Brubaker(1980)

It was thoroughly depressing. The ending was like...okay...did anything get accomplished really? I'm not sure, but it was entertaining watching the events unfold.

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)

I really hate this series

Bruce Almighty

The best Jim Carey movie in my opinion, next to Number 23. I loved the improv bits

The Mask of Zorro

Antonio Banderas....sex on a stick

Children of Men

Depressing and the weight of the world rests on one pregnant chick....hate that!

Scream
Scream(1996)
½

I can't believe they're coming out with another one, but this one was alright when it came out.

Ray
Ray(2004)

This movie was so awesome

The Blues Brothers

Good times, good music

Fantasia
Fantasia(1940)

Yay Team Disney!

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
½

Thank god for the one soul I picked to go see this movie with whom if I hadn't I would be a hot sobbing mess!

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Ugh...I'm so glad I didn't pay to see this movie.

Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous

Fabulous! Except it didn't have Benjamin Bratt in it....boooo

Loverboy
Loverboy(2006)

Creepy and scary.

All About Steve

She's so cute as a psychopath!

Premonition
Premonition(2007)

The movie just left me a little blah. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't great either.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

I love this series and can't wait to read the books.

Cats Don't Dance

Not what I was expecting after waiting years and years to watch this movie.

The Blind Side

Sandra Bullock is a goddess and she can do no wrong...(well besides Speed 2) This movie was touching and inspiring and made me wish I had a white family to adopt me too!

Cry-Baby
Cry-Baby(1990)

HILARIOUS! This movie rocks!

Ed Wood
Ed Wood(1994)

So entertaining and thought provoking! It also made me want to see Bela Lugosi movies too!

Don Juan DeMarco

Johnny made me believe he was Don Juan. That man is so sexy. He could sell me a burlap sack and make me think it was cashmere. I love him!

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

This movie was epic epicness in a bottle! They couldn't have gotten it more right! Took me all the way back to when I was a kid playing all those videogames. Knives was ultra cute, and this movie just totally worked for me.

Ninja Assassin

THE MOST KICK ASS AWESOME MOVIE EVER! I loved the hell out of this movie, and plan on owning it!

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
½

I liked this movie! I was sad because it reminded me of what siblings do to each other when they're jealous.

The Final Destination

So didn't have pizazz it wasn't even shocking. I just really couldn't wait for everyone to die.

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
½

Slow, slow start. But I enjoyed it more towards the end, when I was figuring out what was going on.

How to Train Your Dragon

This was a super cute movie that was well directed and well acted. I thought all the voices were awesome, and the story touched me and reminded me of pokemon a bit...lol

The Box
The Box(2009)

What the hell was this movie trying to prove exactly?? If it wanted to confuse me and leave me with a bunch of questions, then it did it's job awesomely.

Paranormal Activity 2

The most boring, blah movie ever besides the first Paranormal Activity. I really do not see what all the hoopla is about with this franchise. It's weak, dumb and predictable.

Valentine's Day
½

This movie was lighthearted and cute, and the 6 degrees of separation thing I liked. I wish Julia Roberts wasn't it it, but oh well. It made me laugh and did it's job...

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

So cute and adorable. This movie was hilarious when it needed to be and provided life lessons when it needed them also. So true to life. I'm going to own this movie.

Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass(2010)
½

It would have been 5 stars if Hit Girl was in it the whole way through...man she kicked some ASS!! That should have been her name...once she was on the scene she stole the show. LOVED her!

Stomp The Yard 2: Homecoming
½

It was just meh. I couldn't get over how unattractive everyone on this movie wa@. The dancing was a little above mediocre.

Shallow Hal
Shallow Hal(2001)

Hilarious! loved this movie....

Date Night
Date Night(2010)
½

I enjoyed Tina Fey's performance a little more than Steve Carell's. I thought he would have been a little bit more funny in this movie, considering I love his acting.

Why Did I Get Married Too

Yeah, it was over the top, and the characters were a bit too damn dramatic. Tasha Smith is just soooo damn ghetto in these movies....I can't stand it. It was entertaining enough though.

Hot Tub Time Machine

I loved this movie. It was funny and quirky. Some of the "rules" of time travel were a bit sketchy, but it was alright....

Death at a Funeral

HILARIOUS. I wasn't expecting to enjoy it as much as I did, considering Tracy Morgan was in it...but this movie rocked my socks.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
½

I enjoyed the plot and the twists at the end. It's so sad and ironic...

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
½

It was pretty good. I loved the songs.

A Night at the Roxbury

FUNNY!!! I can't believe I still find that skit funny after all this time, and for a whole 2 hours too...lol

Secret Window

Johnny was pretty sexy in this one. Shame he was out of his mind.

Fame
Fame(2009)

Horrible, horrible horrible. I can't believe this shit was so damn lame.

Jackie Chan Presents: Wushu

Pretty cute movie. The kids were way too damn serious in this thing.

Shutter Island

I fell asleep during this movie, but it was still pretty damn good. I knew what was going on.

Our Family Wedding

This movie was horrible and on more than one occasion pissed me off. Waste of time.

Saw II
Saw II(2005)

Totally on the edge of my seat with this movie. I thought the ending wasn't as dramatic as the first, but it still was a shocked...can't wait to finish the series

Saw
Saw(2004)
½

I really don't know what I was thinking rating it 3 stars when I saw it the first time. I'm such an idiot. This movie was awesome from start to finish. Loved it!

Children of the Corn

Even more horrible than the original...the ritual sex scene was just over the top and totally unnecessary. Disgusting!

Resident Evil: Afterlife

I was disappointed. But being this is my first movie in 3D it garnered a little higher. The story was stupid as was a lot of the dialogue. But...whatever...it was entertaining for the most part.

Finding Neverland
½

Pretty darn good and emotional. I kept thinking to myself and wondering when little boys had such big vocabularies?? Maybe it's a London thing...sad ending though..

Alice in Wonderland

I liked this Alice. She was cute. I LOVED Johnny's performance. The red queen was hilarious, and Anne Hathaway was a little disturbing. I wanted more of the cheshire cat and caterpillar. I wanted her to stay in wonderland and have crazy hatter babies. Am I the only one who thought he wanted to BE with her?

The Crazies
The Crazies(2010)

Pretty entertaining. Had my heart pumping a couple of times...good work!

I Love You, Man

Awesomely hilarious! I have a new actor to add to the list...Paul Rudd!

Takers
Takers(2010)

This movie was decent. There was a lot of action going on, and the action that did was hella shaky. T.I's acting left little to be desired and his little "gangsta walk" was kinda annoying. I liked the teamwork and precision. The shoot-out at the hotel was awesome. Chris Breezy's chase scene would have been awesome if you could have seen it...lol. The ending was some bullshit though...but it was still a decent flick.

Hellraiser
Hellraiser(1987)
½

The dad's acting was pretty bad and I had no idea that cenobite was a girl....Lmao

Lost in La Mancha

I thought it was really sad his movie didn't get made. I could see how it hurt his soul. To be creative like that and not be allowed to work is such a buzzkill.

Cannes Man
Cannes Man(1995)

I found this film really funny. I enjoyed it immensely...

Once upon a Time in Mexico
½

I thought it was very confusing, but johnny stole the show in this one. It might have helped if I had seen the other 2 movies also...lol

The Book of Eli

I really enjoyed this film. It was filled with darkness and despair. Except the one glimmer of hope, and that is Eli. It's funny how the movie was all about one book..and in the wrong hands, the book could lead to eventual annihilation of the entire race, but in the right hands you could have a utopia? I guess...that book has been on billions of people's hands and I just find it funny that it has to be THAT book...but whatever. I loved the twist at the end

Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt(2001)

I love stupid ass comedies like this. It's just so damn ridiculous and over the top. So wholly unbelievable, but engrossing at the same time.

Memento
Memento(2000)

Too confusing...guess it was too much for my peabrain to process.

Baby Mama
Baby Mama(2008)

"AAAHHH! IT FEELS LIKE I'M SHITTING A KNIFE! WHY WON'T YOU BITCHES HELP ME?!" LMAAAAOOOO

This movie was just plain silliness upon silliness. Not to be taken seriously, it's the kind of comedy that is just so stupid it is funny. I enjoyed it, and yes there could have been a lot more of Steve Martin. (I had no idea that was Sigourney Weaver until the credits rolled....LMAO!)

Blow
Blow(2001)

"Do you have a dream George?" "Well I would If I could get some fucking sleep!"

This movie was so touching. It's so sad to see someone who has a lot of potential, and never really learns from their mistakes. It cost him a relationship with his daughter, the only thing that ever mattered. Penelope Cruz was a fucking BITCH!!

From Hell
From Hell(2001)

I did not appreciate the ending.

Inception
Inception(2010)

Omg.....I had no idea that the director of The Prestige did this movie....NO WONDER I'm still thinking about it! This movie was everything and more that The Prestige was. I'm so blown away by everything, the acting, the special effects, the score, the drama, the suspense, the fucking face plant (THE BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE) I have now come to a totally different conclusion to the ending than I had before, but I won't spoil it for those of you who haven't seen it. WOW!! Is all I have to say.

Oh yes...and Ken Watanabe is HOT!!

Chocolat
Chocolat(2000)

Movies like this just make you really angry towards organized religion. I was hoping the mayor would kill himself.

A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy

I don't think it has anything to do with "black" sexuality. I mean...anyone of ANY race could have (and probably have) gone through any of those situations. I mean, sure the language is different, but there was nothing extraordinary about this film.

Before Night Falls

I wish I knew spanish. And I wish they explained his illness.

The Man Who Cried

There was more than one man crying...but I enjoyed the film. It could have had a better ending, but it was still tolerable.

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3(2010)

This series is truly remarkable that it can stay funny and endearing through all three. This last one kept me on the edge of my seat though! Loved it!

Avatar
Avatar(2009)

I freaking loved this movie! I don't know why people would even think to diss it! Everyone talks about how the story has been done before...well WHAT movie hasn't!? The graphics were BEAUTIFUL and I wished I were there. Truly epic movie!

The Ninth Gate

Yeah, I love Johnny...don't get me wrong...it's not him...it's the POINT of this movie! I just don't get it....it just leaves you feeling really stupid, like you're supposed to get it, but you don't...I have no clue what went on, besides, I guess he went to offer himself to the devil, and the "girl" is preggers with his demon baby I suppose....WTF???

Sleepy Hollow

I really don't know why I didn't like this movie in theaters when I saw it. I just remember hating it. After rewatching it, I liked it a lot. Johnny was awesome, and Miranda Richardson was great...wasn't expecting her to be the villian...(so sad since I've seen it before...lmao!) Who in the hell is Casper Van Dien??? I see him name sporadically but can't ever remember what he's done...lol

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"And his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off
when he can not find a rape victim."

This movie was plain WEIRD! Of course it's nothing but one big drug trip...and that in itself is what makes it weird. I just don't know how they ended up getting away with destroying 3 hotel rooms, and raping a girl, and getting away with it! Johnny was pretty exceptional portraying someone who was doped up 24/7. I probably wouldn't watch it again though....except for the dinosaur tail part....LMAO!!

The Astronaut's Wife

I love Johnny....there's no question about that...but I was really left scratching my head at the end of this...like...I mean....is it the end of the world? What was the point?? What is supposed to be accomplished, WHAT will be accomplished now? It was alright...just wish the ending would have explained what happened better.

The Karate Kid

I just have one question...where was the white kid in the beginning of the movie? He just totally disappeared and stopped being his friend. That would have been a good dynamic to add in, but they didn't. I LOVED this film. Great cinematography and lots of action. Jackie was AWESOME....I just realized how much I miss him. I can't wait till Iit's his turn on my list of actor's movies to watch...

Donnie Brasco

I LOVED this movie! I felt torn with who to root for. I almost suspected Donnie was going to stay undercover. I really thought Lefty was going to get away...so suspenseful, so sad to see a family almost torn apart. These types of movies just have you not knowing who to root for because the bad guys have hearts too!

Dead Man
Dead Man(1995)

I will say that I did not like the ending! lol This movie was really surreal. I just know Johnny can act his ass off. I love this man!

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

I liked it well enough. There were a lot of cringe worthy (not in a good way) moments. The gymnastics were wonderful, the music and the scenery were outstanding, but gyllenhall left me a bit blah. I LOVED pretty much everyone else in this movie. Even the people with the comedic one liners like "having a big sword is supposed to make up for...."

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

This movie was touching and sad. I felt depressed thinking of living life like that. Being trapped with nowhere to go, nothing to do, others responsibilities on your shoulders. The entire film I was wondering where Leonardo was....WOW, now THAT'S some acting right there!!!

Nick of Time
Nick of Time(1995)

Very suspenseful, I mean, what would you do? Kill a high profile person, or not and let your daughter be killed? A lot of people would say they wouldn't think twice, but i'm sure Johnny thought the same thing before he was put in that situation. I love Christopher Walken. He's an awesome actor, and to see Johnny play a normal role was just stupendous...I heart him.

Iron Man 2
Iron Man 2(2010)
½

I missed 5 minutes of the movie!!! *cries*

But I thought this was an awesome movie. I loved the dialogue. Funny as hell with the quick quips. Robert was hot, Scarlett was hot...Gweneth...not so much...but hey, it's Gweneth....I had a hard time figuring out why Don Cheadle was in the movie, and was wondering what I was missing...oh THAT'S right....TERRENCE HOWARD SEXY SELF IS NO LONGER THE SIDEKICK....I totally forgot...*sigh* Mickey Rouke was intimidating...and Samuel well...it's been a year or whatever since I saw the first IM so I can't remember what his purpose is or if he is supposed to have that eye patch. I thoroughly enjoyed the film though and it helps to have a smart person talking in your ear explaining shit you don't understand....lol

Private Resort

Pretty funny. If there were fake boobs in this movie, this had to have been before "bigger is better" lol. Rob Morrow is kinda cute.

Benny & Joon
Benny & Joon(1993)

This movie was very odd. I just kept thinking in who's time period would you allow a stranger to babysit your mentally challenged sibling who you've been taking care of for multiple years?? Beside all that, until almost the end, I didn't really see the "mentally challenged" part. She came across as a little eccentric and prone to "temper tantrums". Very heartwarming though that an eccentric person falls in love with her. At times it would seem he is also mentally challenged...lol. This movie was pretty good though.

Platoon
Platoon(1986)

I'm not a fan of war movies, but this film credited Johnny Depp as being in it, and he wasn't really....lol I am on a quest to see every movie ever made by all my favorite actors, so I had to...

The Ugly Truth

I've been wanting to see this for a while. I love Katherine Heigl. She is beautiful and talented. This movie wasn't as funny as it could be, but there were a couple of laugh out loud moments. It also didn't hurt that Eric Winter (Rex-Days of our Lives) was in it. I'm glad to see him in feature films!

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (A Couple Made by God) (A Match Made in Heaven)

I am absolutely in love with this movie. THIS is what love should aspire to be....GAWD...if you are any fan of romantic films...you definitely have to check this out. The depth of this one man's love left me in tears...

The Lake House

such a beautiful movie!

Infamous
Infamous(2006)

I'm going to have to look into this compelling story a bit more.

The Secret Life of Bees
½

Very deep and touching movie. Brought on a few tears.

Crash
Crash(2004)

This movie was awesome on so many levels

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

not the comedy i was expecting! This one had me in tears...

Two Weeks Notice
½

Pretty decent and funny. Sandra was pretty awesome in this one as well. She could have gotten a little bit more "sitcom" out of it...but it was done well.

City of Angels

Touching.

Imagine loving someone so much that you are willing to change your entire being for them. Then having it be met with such beauty and tragedy in one fell swoop.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Emma
Emma(1996)

This movie was watched in 2 sittings. The first time, we turned it off within 15 mins. I forced myself to watch it, and it got "almost tolerable" toward the middle and end. I still could have lived without seeing this movie.

Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn(2003)

I have no idea who recommended this movie to me

The Island
The Island(2005)

I really really enjoyed this movie.

Gun Shy
Gun Shy(2000)

Narcosleepy is the best word ever invented! LMAO!!!

Hope Floats
Hope Floats(1998)

I thought it was done well...just irked a bit by the little kid.

Sherlock Holmes

Very engrossing and entertaining. I know die hard Holmes fans will be upset that he's not exactly like the character in the book. But I honestly can't remember a single story I've read from Doyle...so I can enjoy it much more than others. Good job!

Practical Magic

I really enjoyed this film. Sandra was especially adorable in it.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
½

This movie was pretty funny. I always appreciate full frontal nudity in male roles...Russell Brand was my favorite character in this movie.

Twilight
Twilight(2008)

I was very hesitant about watching this movie. I will say that I had never planned on ever watching this movie. Upon the request of my sister, I popped it in. Having never read the books probably helped it some. I actually really enjoyed the movie and thought it was well played out. I will probably be in line to see the second installment.

Two if by Sea

Pretty decent....but could have been a whole lot better

While You Were Sleeping

Such a good movie...of course it made me sad because my life will never turn out that way....I'm just glad I wasn't drunk when I saw it....lol

Drag Me to Hell

It was hilarious, and I half expected this movie to be a bit scary....oh well....

Surrogates
Surrogates(2009)

Pretty decent film....I liked it enough....

Necessary Parties
½

A movie I mistakenly saw because Sandra Bullock was billed in this movie. It was decent though....

Demolition Man

I loved Sandy in this role....so adorable...

The Net
The Net(1995)

Very good and entertaining....

3 Strikes
3 Strikes(2000)

Silly as hell but actually kinda funny....

Crash Course
Crash Course(1988)

Cheesy and sterotypical but so hilarious....lol

Jennifer's Body

This movie was funny....Couple of laugh out loud drop your jaw moments, but the story itself was full of holes but damn entertaining....worth it just for the funny fucked up dialogue and the parts where you try to test your wit trying to figure out what was supposed to be there.

Feast
Feast(2006)

This was pretty good considering I've never heard of it...Not too shabby the acting on here, and pretty gory. Good decent film

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

I really loved this movie...sad and heart wrenching at the end.

Serenity
Serenity(2005)

I've seen this movie before and watching it again, it was cool to see the parts I didn't remember. It was cool seeing Summer Glau before she was a big bad terminator robot chick...but funny that she was playing an unaffected "robotic" character again....

Slither
Slither(2006)

This movie was just plain gross.....

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

resident evil...what else is there to say?

Club Dread
Club Dread(2004)

Was cheesy but better than I thought it was going to be. Still predictable though...

Black Sheep
Black Sheep(2006)

This movie was totally hilarious and totally predictable...if I was drunk while I watched it I probably would have pissed my pants.

Dead Space: Downfall

They said "fuck" an awful lot, but it was decent and entertaining I guess. Messed up ending though....

Still Waiting...

Decent try with a few laughs, but nothing like the first movie, and the fact that they had my "twin" as the hostess and not waiting tables kinda left me sad....would have been better if she was on the floor...but a good effort

Cursed
Cursed(2005)

Better than I thought it would be. Kinda frustrating, but still kinda makes you wonder what's going to happen next.

Be Cool
Be Cool(2005)

I found it enjoyable....

Knock Off
Knock Off(1998)

I was forced to watch this movie...I am not a Van Damme fan, but I suffered through it. I thought Lela Rochon was pretty, but I didn't like they had Rob Schneider in it. He just looked out of place....

Spooky Encounters (Gui da gui)

This movie was hilarious. I'm loving this guy Sammo...he's awesome.

City Hunter (Sing si lip yan)
½

Since I barely remember seeing the anime and I've never read the manga, I'm not too biased about it. Being a Jackie Chan movie, I knew it was going to be slapstick and kinda goofy...but I enjoyed it for what it was.

The Prodigal Son

This movie was awesome and the fighting was superb in this movie. Makes me miss watching the old kung-fu flicks as a kid...I gotta get back into it.

Winners and Sinners (Qi mou miao ji: Wu fu xing) (Winners & Sinners: Five Lucky Stars)

I liked this movie. It was pretty funny, but I was finding myself asking what is the plot. I still found it entertaining as hell though...

Jackie Chan's Project A ('A' gai wak) (Pirate Patrol)

I love Jackie Chan and I love the humor he brings to his movies as well as the action. I'm also fond of the fat dude in the movie as well....good times...

Resident Evil

Decent with decent action. Of course it didn't scare me though. They should never make movies from videogames....

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

Having never seen a single National Lampoon movie, I was entertained and laughed a lot...the premise of the movie was unbelievable and kinda sad, but it worked in a weird way. Of course the ending would TOTALLY not happen on anyone's campus, but hence the power of hollywood.

Waiting
Waiting(2005)

I found this movie hilarious and crazy...I'm so pissed that a lot of my co-workers think I embody the crazy angry white chick who exposes her hairy crotch to people (I do NOT have a hairy crotch!) Anyway....she was the only person who had me laughing out loud...loved it!







I found this movie hilarious and crazy...I'm so pissed that a lot of my co-workers think I embody the crazy angry white chick who exposes her hairy crotch to people (I do NOT have a hairy crotch!) Anyway....she was the only person who had me laughing out loud...loved it!

Resident Evil: Degeneration

It kept me entertained and I liked the fact that it was solely computer generated....nice movie.






It kept me entertained and I liked the fact that it was solely computer generated....nice movie.

Halloween
Halloween(2007)

Well me wanting to find a good horror flick to actually SCARE me and not just gross me out...it was decent...my only question was how did Mike know who his sister was and how did he find her? But whatever....it was decent....





Well me wanting to find a good horror flick to actually SCARE me and not just gross me out...it was decent...my only question was how did Mike know who his sister was and how did he find her? But whatever....it was decent....

Inside Man
Inside Man(2006)

I've seen this movie before but watched it again. It is a very good movie. Denzel doesn't really disappoint. I loved the ending....





I've seen this movie before but watched it again. It is a very good movie. Denzel doesn't really disappoint. I loved the ending....

District 9
District 9(2009)

This movie is so frustrating and sad! I felt so bad for the aliens who just wanted to go home. It's so funny how they can interact and talk with each other, but not use each others languages. I didn't get parts of the movie, and was left wondering a few things. But I'm sure there will be a sequel and it will all be explained then. Great movie with lots of gory parts....

Inglourious Basterds

This movie was EPIC!!I! I loved it. This is one of Brad Pitt's best roles ever. I loved everyone in this film. I'm definitely going to see this one again and again, and probably own it.

The Vanishing

It took me a minute to get through this movie (2 days) and Sandra wasn't even in it for all of 15 minutes....and they KILL HER!!! *cries* She gone stop dying on me!!

The Proposal
The Proposal(2009)

Seriously, this is one funny ass movie!

Fire On The Amazon (Lost Paradise)

Oh noes! Sandra dies! This film is horrible!

When the Party's Over

Sandra was stunning in this movie, even though she was a bit vulgar....lol. I thought this was a pretty good movie, and it was funny that she (Sandra) ended up with the weirdo in the movie. Pretty decent.

Earth Girls Are Easy

A bottle of wesson as sensual oil....AHAHAHAHAAAAA
Cause i'm a blond...the best song EVER made....lmao!!!!
But my goal is to be a veterinarian because I love children....omg!!
Jeff Goldblum was actually kinda hot in this movie. It was terribly cheesy and silly, but still overall a good movie. I laughed, so it achieved it's purpose...

Stick It
Stick It(2006)

It was decent. Could have been a whole lot better...but nice effort. Jeff was reminiscent of a dude who is trying not to sound as retarded as he is....

Honey
Honey(2003)
½

Nice, fuzzy and warm feelings...

Dumbo
Dumbo(1941)

Them big ol ears...momma loves you baby!

You Got Served

The best in it's genre

The Number 23

I appreciated Jim Carrey for exploiting his serious side. I loved this film.

What Women Want

funny, and it's hilarious cause Mel Gibson isn't even all that sexy.

Hollywoodland
½

Oh yeah, this was good.

Mallrats
Mallrats(1995)

I love Jason Mewes....he's so sexy.

Renaissance
Renaissance(2006)
½

Don't remember this at all.

Shadowboxer
Shadowboxer(2005)

This movie was disturbing and beautiful. I could watch this again

Undisputed
Undisputed(2002)

Oh yeah, the action was ON in this movie!!

The Frighteners
½

This movie was really funny.

Smokin' Aces
Smokin' Aces(2007)

Yeah, I could have went without seeing this...

True Lies
True Lies(1994)

Good film...good acting

The Bodyguard

Not as great as I wanted it to be, but it was good.

Something New

I love how race is still a big issue in the world today. I mean, damn let me date who I want to date and you mind yo bidness!

Finding Forrester
½

Sean Connery is HAWT!

Signs
Signs(2002)

Ugh, waste of film

Mrs. Doubtfire
½

Robin Williams...love him!

Sweet Home Alabama

I still hate the song, but it's a good movie

Dirty Dancing

Better get out that corner Baby!

Lady and the Tramp

Tramp was cute and Lady the all encompassing Lady!

Miss Congeniality

Who...Sandra?? Oh yeah, that's my BITCH! I love her!

The Jungle Book

And again...it's DISNEY!!

Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

Not as funny as the first one to me, but still decent.

Legally Blonde

Better than I expected. I thought it was funny.

Edward Scissorhands

Another favorite. I am probably sick in the head for thinking Johnny was hot in this role.

Dumb and Dumber

I will sit through these movies one day.

Men in Black
Men in Black(1997)

I love Will Smith. He is one handsome man.

The 40 Year Old Virgin

side splitting funny. Doesn't really get any better than that!

Zoolander
Zoolander(2001)

So quirky and funny

Scary Movie 3
½

I think they should have stopped at 2 but who am I to judge, it's still funny.

Antz
Antz(1998)

hilariously funny, and not really meant for kids, but hell what is nowadays!

The Lost Boys
½

I've been wanting to see this movie again for some time...i'll get on it.

The Omen
The Omen(2006)

I can't remember what the hell this movie is about....

Sicko
Sicko(2007)

Makes me feel like shit to be an american.

Dennis the Menace
½

Annoying. Should have just stayed an animated cartoon.

Ghost
Ghost(1990)

I want a love like that damnit....

Super Mario Bros.

argh! The memories of knowing I watched this atrocity!!!

Stand by Me
Stand by Me(1986)

I want to see this again

The Matrix Reloaded

is this the last one? I thought the couple action scenes were alright, but it should have ended at the first one anyway...bullshit ass movie

The Blair Witch Project

bullshit and more bullshit!

A Nightmare on Elm Street
½

scary and the way freddie was ALWAYS supposed to be!

The Prince of Egypt

yeah this was good too...

Blue Streak
Blue Streak(1999)

It's been a long time Martin! You need to come out with another flick!

The Exorcist
The Exorcist(1973)

This movie rocks hard on so many levels!

Alvin and the Chipmunks
½

So cute and funny. Now if only the Chipettes were there...

Shaft
Shaft(2000)

LOVE this movie!

Deep Blue Sea

Ah yes, the infamous scene where Samuel is giving a heartwarming speech and he just up and gets got. NICE!

Out of Time
Out of Time(2003)

It's Denzel BITCH!

Halloween H2O

I can't even remember why I rated this 4 stars...another need to see again movie.

Carrie
Carrie(1976)
½

pffft! It's fucking Carrie! You better run bitch!

Phone Booth
Phone Booth(2003)
½

I liked it well enough, but all that whining in the damn phone booth was just a bit much!

30 Days of Night
½

This movie was sick! But I was entertained!

Hitman
Hitman(2007)
½

I actually liked it. I know people who didn't...but guess what? Ya'll can kick rocks.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

I love HP!! I need to do a marathon of this series too!

Live Free or Die Hard

Bruce Willis kicks major BOOTAY!

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

I never saw the second one, but it was decent from what I could see. I will have to go back and see the second one. Maybe make a marathon of it...

The Fugitive
The Fugitive(1993)

I enjoyed this film immensely.

Rambo (Rambo IV)
½

What an action film SHOULD be!

Take the Lead

This is a dance film with pretty decent acting. I love the chemistry with everyone. It was totally believable.

In Bruges
In Bruges(2008)

This movie was something else...it was weird and boring and pissed me off in spots but still good at the same time? Weird....

Step Up 2 the Streets
½

It is what it is...it's a dancing movie. It's not going to be known for the stellar acting and whatnot, but that's okay. I loved it.

Face/Off
Face/Off(1997)

My favorite movie EVAR!!

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

This movie was so funny. I really don't know why anyone wouldn't like it! People really need to take the sticks out their asses!

Tinker Bell
Tinker Bell(2008)
½

So cute!! I love this movie. Me and my sister were laughing at the stupidest things...but Disney does that to you...lol

Blue Crush
Blue Crush(2002)

I wanted to know where everyone's parents were...but other than that it was a good movie.

Public Enemies

I thought the action bits were a bit slow. But it was still good nonetheless. Johnny Depp can do ANY role and I truly believe that!

Flubber
Flubber(1997)
½

Cute movie...I want to see this one again also

The Nutty Professor

Very funny first movie, all the other ones should probably have never been made.

George of the Jungle

Brendan Fraser is one sexy man!

The Wedding Singer

Hilarious, but again, another movie I need to watch again

Batman Forever
½

I didn't really enjoy this one.....

The Bourne Supremacy

Like all the movies in this series, it's well done, suspenseful and entertaining. You can't ask for more than that.

Mr. Deeds
Mr. Deeds(2002)
½

I need to see this one again also, but Adam Sandler is a comedic genius

101 Dalmatians

Classic and hilarious

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

I want to see this one again, but Rick Moranis was soo funny. I'm sad to learn he went into retirement.

Peggy Sue Got Married

Nicolas Cage at his weirdest! I've never seen him in a role like that before. It was a decent film. I wonder why they never showed her other kid.

Groundhog Day

My second time bending movie in a row....wow. This movie is actually pretty damn funny. I don't know what I thought it was about, but it obviously wasn't it. I'm glad I watched it.

I'm Through with White Girls (The Inevitable Undoing of Jay Brooks)

This movie is surprisingly good. I didn't appreciate the "ghetto black folks" and the "bourgeois uppity black folk" but it was a very solid movie! Worth checking out.

Love Potion No. 9

FINALLY! A movie she's starring in...and it starts off with the first of many formulaic nerdy/hottie transformations. I love this movie, cause I love her...lol.

Made of Honor

Very funny. Even if it's like another movie, I enjoyed it for what it was. Patrick Dempsey just isn't that hot to me though....

Religion, Inc.
½

Okay, he got her mugged and she is just going to accept the words "I love you" and fly away to a tropical island with him??? That shit is crazy! ONLY because it had Sandra in it at all is why I watched this movie!

Hangmen
Hangmen(1987)

Yeah, only because it had Sandra Bulllock in it....this movie is pretty terrible. I mean...the boy learns his mother his killed and not a single tear throughout the whole entire movie...the only one showing any emotion in the damn thing was Sandra...lol. Pretty bad....

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

LOVE IT!!!! I'm so glad I saw this in theaters!! I totally missed the first one....I can't wait for the dinobots to show up!!

Lapsia ja aikuisia - Kuinka niitä tehdään? (Producing Adults)

Seeing as this is a Finnish film, I'm guessing that would be why the actors didn't really display too many emotions? That was one of the first things I noticed, the lead male didn't display his emotions at times where it was warranted. Overall a good movie, but the ending was a little abrupt, even though I can only guess where they are going from there. Solid performances though.

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Heart-wrenching, touching, and sad. I could see so much of myself in the protagonist. This movie captures what it's like to be an outcast very well. I wouldn't watch it again though, I don't need to be reminded of my life.

Palindromes
Palindromes(2004)

I don't even know how to react to this film. I honestly like it and hate it at the same time. Seeing as how it is a film, and fantasy, I can appreciate it for it's artistic side, but seeing it as an outlet for some other sick minded shit, I am sort of angered by this film. I wonder who the parents are and how they rationalized using their kids in this type of film. I know for one that my daughter would never be in anything like this. Dumbfounded is all I can say....

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
½

I still felt they could have gotten younger looking characters. It's very hard to imagine Blake Lively as anyone else, but a rich snob on Gossip Girl, even though she was big headed in this movie, it's just not the same...Jenna Boyd (Bailey) was really cute though.

Star Trek
Star Trek(2009)

Very entertaining and engrossing from start to finish! I had a bit of nostalgia for a moment...

This Christmas

Not something I was expecting to touch me as emotionally as it did. That's what I get for watching holiday movies when it's not even a holiday. This movie had me wishing it were that easy to have a family come together. Couldn't help but feel a bit envious.

Remember the Titans

It's hard being black to look at these types of movies without hating a particular race, but you try to move past it, and remember that it's (supposedly) not how we live today, and to learn and grow from past mistakes...Of course I have no idea about any football lingo, so all I can say is I know they won...hurray!

Failure to Launch

I thought it was funny in parts and I liked MM's southern drawl...SJP's little screams were getting on my nerves, but that's just because I don't like her too much. Zooey was awesome, because I like the deadpan mentality (i.e. Daria) Good date movie and something to see if you want to open the door to talk about commitments and "the next step" lol

Love & Other 4 Letter Words

It was very overacted and unbelievable....I'm really glad I didn't go to the theater to see this (if it was even there!)

Superbad
Superbad(2007)

Finally saw this movie...it was hilarious, I didn't think it would be as funny as everyone said it was though...I loved all the characters in the movie, and that's rare...Definitely worth watching more than once.

State of Play

It was decent....not as "thrilling" as it could have been....maybe it was because most of the dialogue flew over my head...didn't really know what was going on till the end....*shrugs*

17 Again
17 Again(2009)

Lots of uncomfortable cringe-worthy moments....lots of laugh out loud moments also. It was actually pretty decent.

Night at the Museum

Very cute movie. I enjoyed it from beginning to end. Little predictable, but hell what movie isn't most of the time. Loved the special effects, and the storyline, and Ahkmenra was kinda hot....lol

Fast & Furious

I don't know if it was because I was extremely tired when I saw this film, but it didn't really do it for me. I like car movies, and they're really fun, but this one wasn't too fun at all. No races really, and it just sort of plodded along. Meh...

GoodFellas
GoodFellas(1990)

I love gangster movies. I love Italians. There are so many good quotes in this movie. It took ages for me to finally see it and I'm glad that I did. In a word...this movie is EPIC!

The Wash
The Wash(2001)

Horrible movie. I like Dre as an actor, just did not enjoy this film at all. Snoop was horrible, and I would have enjoyed seeing him NOT act as himself...*rolls eyes* The funniest scenes in this movie of course had to be with Eminem. So boring, and worthless...my sister told me....

Johnson Family Vacation

This movie fell a little flat for me. The characters were pretty much unbelievable, and they'd like you to believe that young black men really act that way...they do, but Bow Wow's version was just a bit over the top. There were a few funny moments, but not enough, and Steve Harvey's character was just not really funny. I'm glad I netflixed it and didn't go to the theater to see this.

Steel Magnolias

This is a really touching and beautiful movie. I can't believe it took me all these years to see it. Julia didn't look so hideously ugly in it, and I loved the performances of Olympia (nice name) and Shirley. Hannah was just weird and they never explained her turn to religion all of a sudden.

Whale Rider
Whale Rider(2003)

Not what I was expecting, I didn't think it was set in more modern times. I thought it was based in a more tribal settings. It wasn't as touching as I thought it was going to be, and I didn't get the point of her riding on a whale to her death....it was okay.

The Boondock Saints

I've been hearing about this movie for a very long time, and just got the power to see it. I am so glad I did. I LOVE this movie, and was thoroughly entertained. Even Will was kinda hot in this movie...lmao! And where exactly was bob marley?

First Sunday
First Sunday(2008)

Decent, got way better in the second half. I like Tracy Morgan on SNL, but 2 hours of his voice and acting was a bit much to take in. I'm just glad it didn't end with Cube "getting the girl" that would have just been over the top...*chuckle*

The Game Plan

I loved this movie, a bit of it was hard to swallow, precocious little girl, but the words coming out of her mouth, and her actions, and the savvy to just pop up on someone's doorstep, I find that very far-fetched...I love The Rock, i've never watched his wrestling career, but if someone had told me a pro wrestler could have turned into a convincing actor, I would have lost that bet. He's very convincing in a role that has him all about himself...lol. Very good movie for the kids.

Hitch
Hitch(2005)

LOVE IT! Will Smith is one sexy man....

Hancock
Hancock(2008)

Love this movie! So awesome and hilarious!

Fun With Dick and Jane

I love this movie, it's no Bruce Almighty, but it rocks in it's own way...omg, the patchwork lawn was hilarious!

The Exorcism of Emily Rose

Pretty good and entertaining...

House of Wax
House of Wax(2005)

As dumb as I felt all the characters were, and of course gave a chuckle that Paris Hilton's boyfriend was black...(snicker) I have to admit that even though I tried not to be entertained by this movie, I actually was. It was predictable, and so blatant...but I thought that the scenes with the house melting was actually pretty cool. Only thing that threw me for a loop was the fact that the guy who offered to give them a ride to town was not actually in on the plot.

The Notebook
The Notebook(2004)

I wasn't too keen on seeing this movie, but I said hey, why not..? I heard it would make me cry like a little bitch, and I guess I wanted to prove people wrong....well if I was a betting girl, I would have LOST! After it was revealed she was Allie, and she had dementia...it was about all I could stand...I started bawling and couldn't stop....so damn sad...I NEED A LOVE LIKE THAT!

The Invasion
The Invasion(2007)

It held my interest. Could have had a way better ending though...

Death Race
Death Race(2008)

Pretty engrossing and entertaining. Not the best...but decent. I REALLY want to know what the stutter kid did to land in a place like that.....

The Pursuit of Happyness

Very inspiring....never say you can't do something....

Eagle Eye
Eagle Eye(2008)

I love Shia as an actor, he's really come into his own. Very entertaining and suspenseful

City of Ember

Maybe because I was sleepy as hell I didn't enjoy it the way I should have. It was decent though, but like someone else said...at the end all I could think was..."This is it?"

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Funny enough, luckily I didn't pay to see this....lol

Last Chance Harvey

Yeah, it wasn't BAD...but it was a bit "stodgy" It was either see this, or pick a movie that had a bunch of prattling kids in it....

Seven Pounds
Seven Pounds(2008)

I loved it...emotional and endearing....he has big balls, cause I couldn't do it....

oh yeah, same exact formula as I am Legend.

Untraceable
Untraceable(2008)

it was decent...nowhere near great though....

Brokeback Mountain

Wow, I really did enjoy this movie....pretty awesome

10 Things I Hate About You

I never realized how hot heath ledger was....

Wedding Crashers

I loved it and thought it super funny.

Tropic Thunder

I fucking love this movie.....had me cracking up the entire time.....this is one movie i WILL be owning.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Hellboy 2)
½

It made me laugh, I wasn't expecting it to be very funny for some reason....overall good movie

The Incredible Hulk
½

Pretty good and entertaining. Tim Roth is kinda hot....

Johnny Mnemonic
½

It was decent. I didn't hate it, didn't love it. There were some inconsistencies, but hey what are you gonna do?

Kingdom of Heaven

It was decent....got boring in a lot of parts though....

What Dreams May Come

I enjoyed this movie, and of course couldn't help but HOPE that life after death is even remotely like this...

Deception
Deception(2008)

It was a good thriller, well thought out except the damn ending....how the hell you gone give up 20 mil?? I mean really???

Dirty Pretty Things

Pretty damn depressing....I probably would have gotten around to seeing it, but since I don't have control over which netflix movies come in, I had to see this one....

Munich
Munich(2005)
½

Very long and drawn out. Confusing...didn't get the terms, or the accents...didn't keep me interested, and couldn't wait for it to be over.

Doomsday
Doomsday(2008)

Meh, it was weird and I just couldn't get into it. If was epic PHAIL!

Sunshine
Sunshine(2007)
½

I have a love/hate relationship with movies that make me think about my own mortality. I will say this movie was pretty awesome as far as graphics were concerned. I loved the soundtrack, and the acting was superb. I just couldn't stop myself from crying when everyone was dying. I don't know what was up with the burnt dude, and felt he was a tad bit unnecessary, but it didn't really take away from the film. I won't watch it again, just because I don't feel like crying again, but I did enjoy it.

Alien3
Alien3(1992)

It was a decent movie....it's funny how everyone is ripping the score apart. How come I never notice the music when I'm watching a movie?? I must pay attention more I guess....

Five Element Ninjas

I saw this as a kid and it changed my life...lol. I really NEED to find this movie....

The Bank Job
The Bank Job(2008)

Decent flick to pass the time with.

The Golden Compass

The best part about this movie was when the bear knocked the other bear's jaw clean off...

Redline
Redline(2007)

It has Nadia in it...she's awesome!

The Dark Knight
½

I give it 4 and a half, cause I just can't see Christan Bale as Batman...he's just not intimidating enough for me...but the movie really was good.

The Bourne Identity
½

Quite boring...and ended up giving me a headache.

Juno
Juno(2007)

Loved it....

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
½

I watch them, but these types of movies inspire hatred toward a specific race....

National Treasure: Book of Secrets
½

I hope to see the first one sometime....

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Yeah this movie was pretty fucking funny.

Alien
Alien(1979)

I'm sorry....but I found this movie extremely boring. Aliens was a MUCH better flick.

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2)

It was alright. I stil have to watch the other predator movies to get it...

Aliens
Aliens(1986)
½

Really cool! I'm sad it took me a million years to finally watch this movie. Funny scenes, and definitely some gross ones....great how the "queen alien" told them Look BITCH! I can take an elevator too! lmao

The Mist
The Mist(2007)
½

Wow, this movie was infuriating! No one was doing what the hell I would have done, and that main character....wow....such a horrible act at the end...he was doing alright till then. The Bible thumper lady got what was coming to her....So sad though, if he would have just waited for 5 minutes.....

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Not as good as the first two, but considering there was much more detail in the book, guess they had to leave a lot out...

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

Loved it! Awesome, and funny, and full of action....great movie!

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

Oh I definitely enjoyed this movie! There was a part where I didn't understand, and got confused...but it was clarified toward the end. Excellent film!!

Monsters, Inc.
½

Very cute. A tad bit kiddie for me...but it's all good. Tugged at the heartstrings as always...lol

An American Werewolf in London

Pretty funny. This is my first time seeing this movie, and I don't know if I would have even thought this was scary as a little kid. Just too many questions I had watching this movie...damn funny.

No Country for Old Men

It was pretty good. Dark and gory...no "happy ending"

10,000 B.C.
10,000 B.C.(2008)

I enjoyed it for what it for the 6 bucks I paid for it. I did notice the similarities with other movies...but hey...after a while...after so many movies...they're all going to be unoriginal. The girl looked strangely like Lindsay Lohan to me....I couldn't get over it...

Michael Clayton
½

It was okay...too confusing for me though.

This Girl's Life
½

It was pretty deep for a porn movie.

Shrek the Third

Omg...why does JT always play some whiney pussy ass baby in his films...it suits him quite well...but damn. It was a funny movie though.

Shrek 2
Shrek 2(2004)

Yeah I saw this movie before, but couldn't remember it. It is hilarious, and well put together. I can't get over how great the animation looks...I can't get over the feeling that I've seen the fairy godmother somewhere before...I just can't place her...

Gone Baby Gone

I didn't enjoy this film at all. Casey Affleck was unbelievable bordering on horrible acting in the beginning. It did get somewhat better towards the middle and end, but I'm sorry, I'm not into being horribly depressed while watching a movie.

A.I. Artificial Intelligence
½

The movie's ending totally blowed.

Why Did I Get Married?
½

It was very good, sad, heartbreaking. Some scenes were a little unbelievable for me, but it was still enjoyable.

Jumper
Jumper(2008)
½

The movie was pretty cool. Nice effects. Wasn't feeling Sam's white hair though. They didn't really get into how they became to be "jumpers" or explain how they got a machine that could follow one, but it's all good. I wasn't expecting it to be more of a romance movie, and I thought there would be more jumpers than just the 2. I am going to have to check out the book. All in all, it was a pretty decent movie.

Eastern Promises

Pretty deep. I've been learning a lot with these fact based type movies lately. The accents were a little hard to understand at times, bu overall a very good movie.

Zodiac
Zodiac(2007)

Very engrossing. I learned a little bit of american history on this one. The drawback was that it was so long, but still entertaining and sad none the less.

3:10 to Yuma
3:10 to Yuma(2007)

It was okay...i'm not a big fan of westerns.The ending was good.

The Goonies
The Goonies(1985)

What is with all this "magical adventure"?? There wasn't anything magical in the movie. It wasn't anything like how I thought it would be. Considering I'm 28 and just seeing this movie for the first time, I figured there was a bunch of creatures in the bottom of the earth or something. No there was just one malformed human. The movie was really cheesy and the acting wasn't that great. I'm pretty sure I would have loved this movie as a kid though. It wasn't bad, just not what I expected.

Oh yeah, Data was adorable.

The Terminal
The Terminal(2004)

First movie of 2008! Woot! It was decent enough, Tom was very convincing as a Russian...very cute movie.

The Fifth Element
½

Omg! This is my first time watching this film and it was AWESOME! I loved every minute of it...Chris Tucker's performance was hilarious! So quirky and eccentric, but apparently straight! lol. I couldn't see "Tiny" as a president, and that shocked me, but he did good too. Oh the singing by the Diva was beautiful and she was very talented...that's hot! Gary Oldman, never heard of him before, but now I have to follow his career...Mila was A-FUCKING-DORABLE in this movie! She was so cute! And that language they had her learn...BRILLIANT! The only thing I didn't like about the movie was the drawn out "I love you" at the last second therefore saving earth. If that hadn't of happened, it would have been 5 stars...awesome awesome movie!

Mars Attacks!

Classic...awesome film!

March of the Penguins

Awesome documentary, and I learned so much about penguins!

The Last Samurai

Tom Cruise as a Samurai was awesome! Didn't think it would work, but it totally did. Loved every minute of it! And of course Ken Watanabe...*drools*

Murder by Numbers

Awesome...but I love Sandra...she can do no wrong!

Evan Almighty

Very Disappointing....

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
½

I hadn't realized how funny this movie actually was...and I am in LOVE with Oded..he's so freaking hawt! Funny ass movie...

Big Daddy
Big Daddy(1999)

Man, I forgot how funny this movie is....awesome and more awesome!

Little Miss Sunshine
½

It was alright. The ending was hilarious though...Wasn't bust out laughing throughout, so it was kinda mediocre

The Mod Squad

Yeah, this movie was really boring, and not at all interesting. I couldn't believe for a minute that these were supposed to be "juvenile delinquents" They look to be in their late 20's which of course at the time, they probably were...terrible...

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

Omg! I loved this movie!!! Awesome, awesome acting from Will Smith. He made me freaking cry, cause it is so believeable!! Gotta see it.

Catwoman
Catwoman(2004)

I actually found it very entertaining. I don't see what the problem was beside the fact that it didn't play into the traditional comic book. Since I didn't follow Catwoman like that, I can't rightly get upset about what they didn't do or did do. I just look at it from an entirely entertainment perspective.

Transformers
Transformers(2007)

OMG! I don't care what anyone says....that shizz was AWESOME!!!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Johnny Depp did put me in the mind of Michael Jackson....but that is totally alright. It was quirky and weird, and I loved the new spin on his personality....awesome movie!

D.E.B.S.
D.E.B.S.(2004)
½

It was cheesy as it was supposed to be...it was funny, but there wasn't enough action. And it just seemed to move at a slow pace...ah well...I didn't want to kill myself after

Rat Race
Rat Race(2001)

Extremely funny. I was watching it at 5 in the morning, trying not to be too loud, so as not to wake everyone up, laughing so hard.

The Rundown
The Rundown(2003)

I laughed all through this movie

S.W.A.T.
S.W.A.T.(2003)

With L.L.'s FINE ass! awesome movie

Underworld: Evolution

You know...it just wasn't right to me. I didn't like it, and I can't exactly say why besides I was disappointed with how they portrayed "werewolves" and "vampires"

Bram Stoker's Way of the Vampire

Couldn't get past the first 20 minutes....It was like a horrible horrible porn flick...terrible....

Disappearing Acts
½

It was pretty decent. I was trying to remember the book, and couldn't. So I'm going to have to re-read this one.

The Color Purple

"You shole is UGLY!"

The Big Lebowski

I laughed hard at about 3 parts to this movie. It wasn't that great. Toward the end, it just got really boring.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
½

It kept me entertained, I laughed a bit...but I just can't get over how they cast Jessica Alba...it's the same with Spiderman...I love her, but she was all wrong for the part. Why can't they find good actors to portray these characters!?

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)
½

I'm sorry, I just didn't enjoy it that much. J.K. Simmons is awesome, but Kirsten really blows, and I don't know why they thought she was perfect to play MJ. Don't get me wrong...I love her, just not for this role. I have a new favorite actor...James Franco...he is hawt! Still not a good movie though.

Knocked Up
Knocked Up(2007)

This movie was hilarious...granted it was over the top, and probably would not happen in real life...but it still made me crack up. It also made me realize I don't like my boyfriend very much since we argued through most of it.

Resident Evil: Extinction
½

Maybe because I didn't see the other two, I just didn't really enjoy this movie. The action scenes were okay, but something is missing...don't know what.

TMNT
TMNT(2007)

I guess after not seeing any of the movies in so long, nor the cartoon, and never having read the comics...I've lost touch with the turtles. I just didn't find it as entertaining as I should have...they're personalities seemed....off. I can't remember Mikey being that freaking dumb...he was like a retarded kid. In the cartoons he was just a party guy...they made him have like almost no common sense. I don't even remember Casey, so I can't comment on him, and April was just a reporter chick...now she's kick-ass...*shrugs* whatever....

Pootie Tang
Pootie Tang(2001)

"I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!" Omg! This shit was crazy! I laughed so much...wow..utter nonsense in a good way!

Grindhouse
Grindhouse(2007)
½

I've only seen one movie out the 2. Death Proof was really slow. A LOT of dialouge, not enough thrills and chills. There were only really 2 good parts to the movie, and that was toward the beginning, and at the damn end...everything else was sort of not needed. I'll add when I see the second movie...

Coffy
Coffy(1973)

Omg..King's man cameltoe was hilarious! This movie was awesome, and for once I didn't get an attitude with all the T&A displayed. I've never seen a 'blaxploitation' movie, and I'm glad I saw this one. Lots of funny lines, and the dancing and acting is really funny also. Good times.

Pathfinder
Pathfinder(2007)

I wish I lived back then! I mean damn, no matter where you go, you'll be hunted down to the EXACT spot you were in...EVERY time. I guess when you don't have a ps3 or a Wii to distract you, you hone in on a lot of skills you never knew you had. The blood in the action scenes were a liitle overdone...the acting was alright, I love Jay Tavare....and some parts in it were actually funny. It was decent...but nothing I'd clamor to see again.

DOA: Dead or Alive

I just finished watching it, and yes, while there was plenty of slow motion t&a shots, I found myself thoroughly enjoying the movie. I don't play DoA enough to know about the backgrounds and story and whatnot. I just enjoyed it for what it was, a very much like "Crouching Tiger" movie. The fight scenes were awesome and it even made me laugh. I even enjoyed Jaime Pressley's performance. So all in all it was good for me, something I'd watch again.

Casino Royale

It was a good movie...but he did suck as Bond in my opinion...it looked like his head was too small for his body, like that character from beetlejuice sprinkled some dust on his head...

Underworld
Underworld(2003)

I didn't like it too much. What I thought it was, it wasn't.

Batman Begins
½

I liked the movie, but christian bale's lips killed it for me. I couldn't think of Batman as scary with that damn lisp!

Maid in Manhattan
½

it wasn't that bad for a j-lo movie.

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

They finally got frickin married!

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea

Not as good as the first one either, but still good.

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
½

One disney movie I did not like. They could have came better than that. I was sorely dissappointed

The Return of Jafar
½

2 or 3 is not as good as the first...but it's a decent effort.

Cinderella
Cinderella(1950)

Loved the mice...they were cute.

Peter Pan
Peter Pan(1953)

Captain Hook is awesome!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

The queen did NOT have to go after her the way she did.

Brother Bear
Brother Bear(2003)

Brother Bear was awesome, had me in tears

Mulan
Mulan(1998)

One of the best non-white character Disney movies ever!

Bambi
Bambi(1942)

Touching story about family and friends.

Madagascar
Madagascar(2005)

Omg...this movie was hilarious!

The King and I

Yul Brenner was sexy!

The Wizard of Oz

Wizard of Oz is truly classic.

The Man in the Iron Mask
½

I liked seeing Leo play dual roles...I really enjoyed this movie.

Troy
Troy(2004)
½

It was an eyefest...

Titanic
Titanic(1997)

It was really a great story, but I can never watch it again. I'd cry myself to death!

Memoirs of a Geisha

Beautiful beautiful story, Ken was gorgeous as always, and the acting was supurb!

The Chronicles of Riddick

Pretty decent...He did a nice job.

Rob Roy
Rob Roy(1995)

This movie was actually pretty good. It kinda had a slow start because they were talking a bunch of "blarney" that I couldn't understand, but once the plot of the movie happened, it got better towards the end. Decent film with a lot of good acting in it. I have come to admire Tim Roth who surprisingly is not listed with the cast. He was a superb villian who had me questioning his sexuality throughout the whole movie. It flowed very well for the 2 hours that it ran.

The Lookout
The Lookout(2007)

I thought it was very well acted. I like movies where I feel something for the characters. This one did a good job with that. I recommend that if you've already seen it to go buy it and add it to your collection. It's a shame a movie like this flopped in the theaters.

Pan's Labyrinth

This was a very interesting and kinda scary movie. It held my interest and told a good story.

Black Snake Moan

It was horrible. The acting was good, I believed Christina to be southern trash, and Justin to be a panzy...I just hated it...

Death Sentence

It was action packed, and had me wondering what he was going to do next, but at the same time, it was kinda unbelievable. A mild mannered man who goes crazy and all of a sudden has knowledge of IV's out of his body after just waking up in the hospital and going on this energy expending crusade? I can totally feel the grieving parent part, and the feeling like you have to do something to right a wrong cause you feel guilty, but the odds of him coming out alive after that are nil. Pretty good acting though all around.

Lara Croft - Tomb Raider

they picked the right person to play the part.

An American Tail

You know I never knew how to spell his name...But still LOVE this movie

Shrek
Shrek(2001)

Very funny movie...not for kids in my opinion.

A Bronx Tale
A Bronx Tale(1993)
½

I need to see this movie again. From what I remember it was good.

Blood Diamond
½

Very engrossing. I loved it and I didn't think that I would. I loved Leo's cute little accent. Very real, and touching movie.

Lorenzo's Oil

Heart-wrenching. I loved it! To me, Nick Nolte's best performance....ever!

The Untouchables

I love Italian gangster movies...they rock!

Disturbia
Disturbia(2007)
½

I found myself yelling at the t.v. Things I thought were going to happen didn't happen, and things I didn't think were going to happen happened. It was an alright movie...not really scary, but more suspensful then most.

War (Rogue Assassin)

Good twist to the ending, left me feeling confused and contemplating really what I had seen. Lots of action...kinda didn't like the white dude's voice...he sounded like he wanted to be a british wolverine or something...but I got over it.

Hustle & Flow
½

Terrance Howard is sexy!

Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz(2007)

Decent effort...i don't know if it beats Shaun of the Dead...but it made me chuckle in a lot of spots...

The Bourne Ultimatum

It was cool. I noticed the jittery camera a bit too much, but the action was good, the acting was good and the story was good.

Shaolin Soccer
½

I've only seen it once..I need to see it again to give it a good review...

The Four Feathers
½

It was a bit too long for me. Maybe it was long cause I couldn't relate, and I just wanted it all to end to see the point of the movie. But it was still entertaining none the least...and strangely I was attracted to the dirty nappy haired african...lol

Boogie Nights

Hated it. I don't like porn movies, movies about porn stars, the industry or anything like it. I don't care about their lives, and why they chose to do porn. This movie did not make me care. My boyfriend made me watch it...why? Cause he's a freaking pervert that watches porn all the time.

Accepted
Accepted(2006)
½

decent movie, made me laugh...a bit ridiculous..but somehow it worked...

Road to Perdition

Good solid heartwrenching flick. And the oldest boy looks like a young Ray Liotta...

The Devil Wears Prada
½

I thought it was funny and entertaining...I could definitely relate to no sense of style and feeling out of place. Anne Hathaway, I don't know...she just didn't seem right for this role to me. They kept making her out to be like she was fat as hell, and she was probably smaller than everyone else. Meryl Streep was excellent...played her part very well.

Miami Vice
Miami Vice(2006)

The only thing I want to know is how the hell a cop or ANYONE for that matter can just walk away from a crime scene of blown up cars and shot up people, and just come back to no questions asked...? Must be like that in Miami.

Superman Returns
½

It was Superman....the curl...gotta love the unwavering curl. I didn't like this version of Lex Luthor...too...prissy for me. Didn't really like Lois either....ah well...it was entertaining...

The Butterfly Effect

I was drunk when I saw this..I bawled all through the movie after I figured out what he was doing...

The Mummy
The Mummy(1999)

Brendan Fraser!!!!

Chicago
Chicago(2002)

best musical next to The King and I

The Prestige
The Prestige(2006)

There we are! THE FUCKING PRESTIGE! Now this was a freaking magic show...omg...I was left hours after leaving the theater still thinking and trying to figure it out...awesome!

Twister
Twister(1996)
½

dumb white people looking to die

The Land Before Time
½

Oh God! Not another TLBT movie...*gags*

Daredevil
Daredevil(2003)
½

it was alright

The Illusionist

not as good as that other magician movie

Final Destination

I laughed all through this movie...'specially when she got hit by the bus...that was AWESOME!!!!

Aeon Flux
Aeon Flux(2005)

meh..it was alright

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
½

meh...he was home alone...being a bad ass white kid..

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

As much as I love Freddy...this is the one I can't watch, cause the girl that got turned into a roach gave me nightmares...

Pocahontas
Pocahontas(1995)

awesome music, good story, paced really well...

The Lion King II: Simba's Pride

Not as good as the first one..or 1 1/2 but still entertaining and besides.....


IT'S A DISNEY MOVIE!

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Who doesn't love rauncy, rude ass kids hamming it up in a small town...I cried laughing all through the movie

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Classic, classic and more classic!

Rush Hour
Rush Hour(1998)
½

Love Jackie Chan...wit his sexy no english speaking ass!

The Little Mermaid

It's a Disney movie....come on!

Toy Story
Toy Story(1995)

EVERY DISNEY MOVIE ROCKS...AND THIS ONE WAS HILARIOUS!

Shaun of the Dead
½

Started off kinda slow...but as it got on, it got funnier and funnier....a good movie to kill time with, and end with a few laughs.

The Day After Tomorrow

awesome special effects....totally believable and a bit too cold for my taste....lol

American Pie
American Pie(1999)

Some hilarious shit...this movie is slapstick at it's best and worst!

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)

I thought it was a good entertaining movie...but I'm partial to Nic Cage anyway...

Happy Feet
Happy Feet(2006)
½

Loved it! It was a bit oversexualized for kids..but i'm not a kid. So therefore it was awesome!

Apocalypto
Apocalypto(2006)

So engrossing, and entertaining. I loved it from beginning to end.