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The Signal
The Signal (2008)
8 years ago via Movies on Facebook

Oh my God. This is the best movie that has ever been made in the history of eternity. My Grandmother saw this movie and her Cancer fell right out of her brain onto the floor of the movie theater. Then, the cancer turned into flowers and a pot of Chili and fed the homeless people outside.

Blood Car
Blood Car (2007)
9 years ago via Flixster
½

Blood Car is a lot of fun. I would go so far as to say that it is definitely the best movie I have ever seen about a car that runs on Human blood. Brune for President.

Transformers
Transformers (2007)
9 years ago via Flixster

MIchael Bay is an a-hole. He throws all rules of logical or temporal consistency out the window. Don't give me that "It's robots blowing things up, what did you expect. It was entertaining" bullcrap. This movie is a travesty of spectacle over substance.

Funny Games
Funny Games (1998)
9 years ago via Flixster
½

This movie is the answer to the torture-porn extravaganza that is happening right now. And, it was made in 1997.