Brian Klovski's Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Ten Inch Hero

Naive and simple, yet enjoyable.

Take This Waltz
½

This movie sort of broke my heart.

King of California

Plodding, ponderous indie dramas are pretty much my thing. <3

Get the Gringo

It is what it should be.

Night of the Comet

No clue why I haven't seen this movie until now. It was exactly what it should be.

Conan the Barbarian
½

Amount of quim Conan dents: 1. Number of camels Conan sucker punchers: 0. I'll take the first one. Fail.

Robot & Frank

Best piece of science fiction since Moon

HULK VS.
HULK VS.(2009)

One of the best Marvel cartoons I've seen, especially the Wolverine half.

Joe Kidd
Joe Kidd(1972)
½

Not the best story, even if it was written by Elmore Leonard. Plot is wonky.

Death Wish II
½

In Charles Bronson's pursuit of vengeance, it's as if he's not afraid of even death, or perhaps even welcomes it. Is there a phrase to describe that???

They Live
They Live(1988)

If I was a Carpenter...

The Golden Child
½

I still think it's okay.

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
½

Perfect to watch at 5 am if you don't want to think.

Riding in Cars With Boys

Genuinely enjoying this movie is a guilty pleasure for me. Steve Zahn does rule in it.

Johnny Cool
Johnny Cool(1963)

29 year old Elizabeth Montgomery is worth the monthly netflix charge. <3

The Ward
The Ward(2011)
½

Thanks for bringing absolutely nothing to the tepid thriller/horror set in an all female psych ward genre, Mr. John Carpenter. Maybe get to work on Bigger Trouble In Little China?

John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars
½

It sucks but I still enjoyed it.

Freakonomics
Freakonomics(2010)
½

Interesting enough.

We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen
½

I think I'd make a pretty good D. Boon for a halloween Minuteman tribute band. As soon as find someone who can grow a haircut like George Hurley, I'll get to work.

Monument Ave.
½

Irish crime drama told with the slow ponderous feel of an indie flick. I dug it.

Dear Lemon Lima
½

This is the kind of crap I go for.

Paper Man
Paper Man(2010)

One of those pointless meandering indie films that only I like.

Let Me In
Let Me In(2010)
½

Good enough, but see the original.

The One
The One(2001)
½

"All I know is, if there are really multiple parallel universes, I pity all the versions of me that have to watch all the versions of this movie."
John R. McEwen
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Monsters
Monsters(2010)

You can't tell it was made for $500,000, especially because, off the top of y head, it's better than any big Hollywood alien movie made in the last decade, except maybe District 9.

Driven to Kill
½

It's bad, but I can't help but like it.

Batman: Under the Red Hood

Good enough. Story is fine in an Elseworldsy way. The voice acting is alllll wrong though. Conroy/Hamill would have added another star.