Brian Klovski's Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Ten Inch Hero

Naive and simple, yet enjoyable.

Take This Waltz

This movie sort of broke my heart.

King of California

Plodding, ponderous indie dramas are pretty much my thing. <3

Get the Gringo

It is what it should be.

Night of the Comet

No clue why I haven't seen this movie until now. It was exactly what it should be.

Conan the Barbarian

Amount of quim Conan dents: 1. Number of camels Conan sucker punchers: 0. I'll take the first one. Fail.

Robot & Frank

Best piece of science fiction since Moon

HULK VS.(2009)

One of the best Marvel cartoons I've seen, especially the Wolverine half.

Joe Kidd
Joe Kidd(1972)

Not the best story, even if it was written by Elmore Leonard. Plot is wonky.

Death Wish II

In Charles Bronson's pursuit of vengeance, it's as if he's not afraid of even death, or perhaps even welcomes it. Is there a phrase to describe that???

They Live
They Live(1988)

If I was a Carpenter...

The Golden Child

I still think it's okay.

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

Perfect to watch at 5 am if you don't want to think.

Riding in Cars With Boys

Genuinely enjoying this movie is a guilty pleasure for me. Steve Zahn does rule in it.

Johnny Cool
Johnny Cool(1963)

29 year old Elizabeth Montgomery is worth the monthly netflix charge. <3

The Ward
The Ward(2011)

Thanks for bringing absolutely nothing to the tepid thriller/horror set in an all female psych ward genre, Mr. John Carpenter. Maybe get to work on Bigger Trouble In Little China?

John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars

It sucks but I still enjoyed it.


Interesting enough.

We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen

I think I'd make a pretty good D. Boon for a halloween Minuteman tribute band. As soon as find someone who can grow a haircut like George Hurley, I'll get to work.

Monument Ave.

Irish crime drama told with the slow ponderous feel of an indie flick. I dug it.

Dear Lemon Lima

This is the kind of crap I go for.

Paper Man
Paper Man(2010)

One of those pointless meandering indie films that only I like.

Let Me In
Let Me In(2010)

Good enough, but see the original.

The One
The One(2001)

"All I know is, if there are really multiple parallel universes, I pity all the versions of me that have to watch all the versions of this movie."
John R. McEwen
Film Quips Online


You can't tell it was made for $500,000, especially because, off the top of y head, it's better than any big Hollywood alien movie made in the last decade, except maybe District 9.

Driven to Kill

It's bad, but I can't help but like it.

Batman: Under the Red Hood

Good enough. Story is fine in an Elseworldsy way. The voice acting is alllll wrong though. Conroy/Hamill would have added another star.