Every so often you'll watch a film that takes your breath away with how shit it is, this is one of those films. Don't bother watching this steaming turd, it's 90 slow minutes of sheer boredom and by the end frustration. The sfx are among the cheapest I've seen the story is pointless and the set for the film seems to be a shed, a small wooded area and a dark room with computers. Absolutely unforgivable Although not the worst film I've ever seen Atlantis Down comes pretty close.

Absolutely fucking horrendous film aimed at young children to pester their parents to watch. It's a paint by numbers script with no surprises, poor dialogue, crappy villains and boring characters. Even the finale is boring as the Rangers take on a big monster made from gold. Avoid this like you would a personal invitation from Jimmy Saville, for your own sanity.

Terrible film, Was so slow and boring I really struggled to get through it.

Was like watching paint dry.

Not as good as the first film and is surely the last time we'll see the four lads together. Their story just seems to have ran out of steam..

Reasonable Aussie Zombie flick packed with blood, guts and a dark sense of humour. Ambiguous from start to finish, no real explanations are ever given as to anything in the film. Felt like a comic book at times.

Terrible, even by Rom-com standards and another skidmark in the career of Ashton Kutcher. Having a low opinion of Kutcher before I was surprised to find him an even worse actor than I'd thought. Absolutely dreadful.

Sad to see a once great actor among a good cast dragged down to such a level of shite on display here. Billed as a supernatural thriller this film is far from it, its boring, its slow its not worth watching at all. By the time De Niro is flying about at the end all hope for this film is gone..

Aside from Jessica Alba looking stunning The eye is a massive disappointment. Its just completely threadbare of anything scary, a horror film with no horror in it. Rubbish!

Fairly bland comedy where the lack of laughs is hidden behind 80's Nostalgia.

British teen slasher movie that doubles up as an American homage to the genre. Focusing on blood and gore Tormented sticks to the original, rigid recipe dished out in plenty years ago in America.

An underrated movie from Ivan Reitman where the sci-fi, buddy comedy genre is brought back after several years tucked away in the 1980's. Fronted by Fox Mulder (a popular face and star at the time) and supported by Orlando Jones and Stiffler, the trio provide a good level of on screen chemistry. Although used as criticism the SFX in this film are pretty good even by today's standards and were perfect showing off various Alien lifeforms. The script although basic is easy enough even for your popcorn muncher to follow whilst they enjoy cheesy jokes and lavish effects. Maybe not up to his mark of previous efforts, Evolution is still worthwhile..

Stylish crime thriller starring the long forgotten Josh Hartnett amongst other big names. The film feels like it has strong influence off of other who dunnits from the 90's with snappy chat, cut-scenes and a somewhat tangled plot line. Maybe not quite up to the mark it wants to achieve but nonetheless a good film and fun watch.

Another De Niro/Pacino film and another dud. Don't get me wrong the duo are pretty good on screen with De Niro edging it for me but the script is so dull. Its a basic script that you'd usually see on a T.V. crimeshow that gets wrapped up within an hour but this is nearly 2 hours and bores the shit out of you..

The last and best of the Bourne series where professional stunt driver, car race enthusiast, computer technician, daredevil, marksman, professional amnesiac and thoroughly hard bastard Matt Damon goes on a rampage across various parts of the world, in order to get his memory back. The stunts and camerawork are fantastic, the plot is fast but understandable and the action relentless. A great film..

Late 80's buddy/cop movie that ticks all the boxes for cliched 80's villains. Sharp suits- check Briefcases -check Slicked back ponytails - check Armed with Mac 10s - check Drives a BMW - check This has them all! Renegades really pushes the boat out. Throw in a car chase a Red Indian who gets called chief all film and a dreadful 'tache on Sutherland and you have Renegades. Very much a film of its time.

A thriller thats trully intriguing for the first half then begins to lose steam before flopping over the line as a mediocre spy thriller. Neeson seems to be playing the same character from Taken whilst the plot seems to have taken inspiration from the Bournes. Lack-lustre effort.

Despite a good cast this film is cinematic faeces. Theres just nothing going on the whole film. Its slow, its boring and its 2 hours long. Valkyrie is a massive disappointment, a film with plenty of talking and thats it.

Set in a supermarket the entire film due to the size of the budget Alien raiders is a bog standard Body snatchers film. It follows all the same rules set out in any other similar film which results in the whole thing being one big cliche. The acting was slightly better than I was expecting but the whole plot is so obvious its like watching a paint by numbers film.

Interesting film from Butler in which his game of cat and mouse with Foxx and the U.S. legal system turns nasty. Again the acting is very good there are some great death scenes and the story line is good enough to carry the film along well.