I want my $8 back, and not the $8 it cost me to see the movie as that was free. Instead I want $8 back for the free mobile data used to write this review. This movie was so bad that it took my free mobile data and charged me for it.
The only thing that could have saved this movie is if it were called snakes on a plane and starred Samuel L Jackson. Dammit, that just reminded me how much I love snakes on a plane... And hot tub time machine.
It gets half a star as it has boob, but not the boob we wanted to see. Instead of showing the boob of the hot emo chick they showed the only mildly attractive blonde whilst she's been ridden in the shower by Herbert from Family Guy. Even when the hot brunette does have her top off we only see her back. Seriously what's the point?
This is a war film for girls. I suspect the US military paid to get it the best picture award.... Seriously, it beat Avatar, WTF? Who wants to watch a war movie where the characters never shoot their weapons, then cry on the odd occasion that they actually do pull the trigger? War movies should leave you questioning how they manage to fit that many bullets in a magazine, not show a character trying to shoot and nothing coming out of the barrel. There is a strong history of fantastic war films in Hollywood. Unfortunately, this isn't one of them.