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The Internship
2 years ago via Flixster

I've only gorn and done it again haven't I? I am considering nailing my scrotum to some cobbles stones, (like what that Russian bloke did) , as a punishment for my continued stupidity and gullability.. Anyway, the wind was a howling and the storm it was outrageous and so it was that i found myself behind a couple of tramps seeking shelter from the storm in the 3rd row of the Odeon Screen no 5 on a tuesday afternoon. What fillum had you gone to see? I hear you ask.. The FUCKING Internship! I reply( with a little bit of sick rising in my throat)... Woody Haralson and that Johhny Vaughn bloke must have some serious gambling deblts to pay off as I usually quite like their filllums. Not this pile of steaming dogshit I don't. The tramps would have been better off punching a copper in the face. At least they'd have had a warm cell and a cup of tea without having to put up with that bilge. They left in disgust after 20 minutes anyway and I found one of them frozen under one of those pavenment grates like in Scrooged.. obviously death was a better alternative to my unwashed bindipper friend than 2 hrs of The FUCKING INTERNSHIP...Truly awful and a dirty great thumbs down from me folks.. 1.5/3

V for Vendetta
3 years ago via Flixster

At around about the hour mark, I decided that I would get more entertainment from trapping my testicles in the oven door and turning the heat up to 300 degrees. This should go some way to giving you an insight into how good / bad this film is. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions but add that although I spent 2 months in hospital recovering from badly singed balls, I found the oven preferrable to the film. Truly awful..

Iron Man 2
Iron Man 2 (2010)
3 years ago via Flixster

Have I told you about Robert Downey Jr's penchant for back alley prostitutes and class A drugs? Well, if I hadn't then you know now. It might go some way to explaining why Iron Man 2 is so appallingly awful.
That said, I'm always fair and you shouldn't knock something until you've tried it. With that in mind, I'm off, with a freshly rented copy of the film, to find 2 scabby GO GO girls and a bag of Crack Cocaine to see if it makes the viewing experience any better. Truly Awful..

Jaws (1975)
3 years ago via Flixster

"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - Aaah I'll never forget this catchphrase by Michael Caine in this riproaring comedy about a giant rubber shark. Roy Schneider was in it too I think, and the bloke of Close Encounters of the third kind.( the one with the squeaky voice). The best bit of the film was when my plate fell off my lap and I awoke, startled and confused to see the credits rolling at the end. Absolute steaming pile of turgid dog poo. Truly awful and a thumbs down from me folks.

Weekend at Bernie's
3 years ago via Flixster

My Uncle Pete got so pissed at my cousins wedding that when he fell asleep, we carted him up to the bar, ordered massive rounds, put a biro into his limp old paw and signed his name and room number for the bill. This continued all night and when he woke up and went to check out, the roar could be heard for 5 miles.
The same kind of thing happens in Weekend at Bernies, probably.. I wouldn't know because when it was shown on repeat for the millionth time on Channel 5, I was busy signing for drinks using my Uncle Petes drunken hand. Truly Awful and a dirty great thumbs down from me.