DrakeTsui's Rating of G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Drake's Review of G.I. Joe: Retaliation

5 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
G.I. Joe: Retaliation

G.I. Joe: Retaliation(2013)

TESTOSTERONEEEEEEE! But seriously Bruce Willis needed more screentime. The ninjas were tacky and lame as usual and surprisingly? The action wasn't as good as I thought it'd be. Unsurprising note, the plot was one hell of a joke.

It should be worth mentioning that there were some charming... "human" moments that the first film lacked but then they dropped the over-use of CGI and special effects that the first film had which I missed! I mean, when I pay for a GI Joe ticket I'm expecting Michael-Bay-Transformers-Visuals... I was disappointed to see them tone it all down.

I think the very premise/concept of a GI Joe live-action movie is just.... incredibly hard to pull off without a proper script that seamlessly balances realism, charm and action. I wouldn't say impossible because somehow Marvel pulled it off with the Avengers.

Bottom line? In a sea of shitty loud action movies I would choose the Transformers or The Expendables over this rubbish any day.