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Transformers: The Last Knight

Another Michael Douchebag Bay Film! Probably should have called it TURDFORMERS!

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Loved it only thing that sucked about it was it ended... I wish it was a 7 hour film!

Jupiter Ascending

Battlefield Earth was better than this piece of shit! And Battlefield Earth was rated by me as being the worst film of all time!

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

While I enjoyed the film at times I felt like there should have been more to it. Thought maybe it could have been a little longer. I just felt like the Apes learned how to use the weapons way to fast.

Transformers: Age of Extinction

I actually enjoyed the film! I went in expecting the film to be just as bad as Battlefield Earth but thankfully I was surprised it was a masterpiece compared to that awful film! Anyhow don't expect The Shawshank Redemption out of it but at least it's not as bad as well Battlefield Earth lol

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

It had me at the edge of my seat throughout the entire film and it was filled with great action, no sorry AMAZING ACTION! And I was so happy it wasn't bloated with CGI crap with great stunts and awesome effects I have to say it really is one of the best ACTION films that I've seen in some time! In the end "The Winter Soldier" is absolutely incredible making this Disney film a MARVEL!

Solomon Kane
Solomon Kane(2012)

What the? I have this film on DVD?

Snow White and the Huntsman

I want to see this, I just hope it gets a good rating cause if it doesn't I may be seeing this alone. Though I'm finding myself a little confused, the studio already penning the script for two more sequels?

The Dictator
The Dictator(2012)

it was a great time with friends when I went to see this last night, though at times I found myself with my jaw wide open thinking omg did they really just do that lol!

Wrath of the Titans



The Hunger Games

Great film! Can't wait for the sequels! Just to much shaky came going on wasn't really able to understand the fighting sequences that much other than that very different and entertaining film.

Act of Valor
Act of Valor(2012)

After seeing the trailer for this film. I just had no desire to see it at all. What really made a negative for me was remembering someone's voice in the background saying that the Critics are raving about how realistic this film is and I just remembered rolling my eyes saying "yea ok just wait and see what the Critics on ET have to say lol"

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

I am thinking it wont be good, could be wrong but the trailer makes it look stupid and I didn't like the first one at all!


It was alright. I do my best to offer all movies a chance when I go to see them. I have to say that while the movie wasn't that great It at least wasn't as bad as Battlefield Earth! Which by the way is my all time most hated film!


Just watched this on Hulu and I have to say it really sucked!


God can't wait for next Saturday Night!

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

The film wasn't what I hoped for, although at times it did make me laugh it didn't feel like the transformers I knew of and grew up with. I really had hoped the Dinobots would of at least made an appearance in this film but unfortunately that's the way Hollywood goes I guess.

I thought it would have been an epic film if James Cameron had directed it and the whole firing of Megan Fox was really stupid! This new actress and the story to the film just didn't feel right. At times I found myself shaking my head in disgust and wondering why they still needed to add robot stereotypes that talk in ebonics although it seemed they toned those robots down a lot from the previous film I just don't remember this type of Transformers anywhere in the cartoons or comic books?

And Making Megatron into this Mad Max stereotype who is living out in the African desert with the wild life what's that all about? And while the subject of Megatron is up! Why in the hell was he a truck? Last I remember Megatron was a Jet!? But this is this is Michael Bay and Hasbro and these two powerhouses aren't going to let a little solidity get in their way of creating a new robot franchise for their tow line up!

I felt that this film falls into the same crap hole as the first two movies fell into like focusing way too much on the human characters. I thought this movie was called "TRANSFORMERS", not Sam & Carly staring the Transformers. I mean what the hell!! Half the final battle in this film focused on the human part as they tried their best at surviving the conflict between the robots that weren't on screen as much as the humans.... while in the back of my mind I was screaming "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHOW THE DAMN ROBOTS FIGHTING!" Oh well what can I do except pray that if another transformers film does arise this time around there is a new director or a crossover of another franchise (G.I. Joe) that also needs a new face lift!

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

I give it only one star but totally freaking hilarious movie indeed!