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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
½

a little too shallow. I'm sure the book is way better. although I liked it !!!! :)

Tatuagem
Tatuagem(2013)

Eu assisti varios filmes esse ano, muitos, de muitos gêneros, classes e cor. NENHUM, repito, NENHUM tem o cú que esse tem! Uma obra prima! Deve ser celebrado, remasterizado, reproduzido!
demais! demais!

Inferno
Inferno(2016)
½

what to expect from the movie. the book. a mediocre book can not result in anything but a mediocre movie. for this reason only it's a 4 stars. but why the hell. villains and saviors are interchangeable now!?

Arrival
Arrival(2016)
½

not as good as the critics thought. the end and the twisted were a little predictable and good and kinda controversial. just a little pseudo cult for me but way. better than the fling interstellar.

Doctor Strange

I was not interested until I saw it! Great great, great, Such great GC, amazing fights. good pace from slow to freaking fightings.
the plot is pretty shallow, but alas, its a comic book!

Ouija: Origin of Evil

I haven't been this scared for a long time. great movie. jumpscares just perfect. the actors rocked... great

Futuro Beach
Futuro Beach(2015)
½

lindo, mas o que tem de lindo, eh cansativo, parado!

Kiss of the Spider Woman

Masterpiece, e tenho dito!!!

one of the few that is as good as the book! memorable!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again

Pretty hard this one.
First - Classiscs are classics, Master pieces are meant to be immortal and not die, and not revived.
Second - The voice is great, it is actually way better than the original. What is that Riff Raff singing!, OMG, COLUMBIA.
Third - Said that, about the voice, that is, a little amateur, looks and actings are cartoon-esque, all over the places with some glimpes of what could be great, some rehearsal maybe?
Seen it on live tv is indeed memorable!

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
½

really? is this Tim Burton???
A childish read of Sucker Punch Meet X-men!
watchable, but forget about the name TIM BURTON to really enjoy it!
long live Eva Green!

Deepwater Horizon

Pretty solid 4 stars.
First time I really enjoy a disaster movie!
the directo use a lot of explosion in a nice, not overwhelming way. the tragedy and gore is not exploited, but it is used to bring to justice tuthose who are to blame.

but, one addendun, I love Stilinske (Dylan O'brien), Jane (GIna) and Marky Mark, but who come they look a little like rough people who work in a rig?

PS: seen on 30/09

The Magnificent Seven
½

Solid 4;5 stars! I hate westerns altough I loved this one!
Nothing new, not tottaly clichet tho. Well spent money!

Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Ow gosh, I miss the 80s, Dumb yet great movie!

13 Cameras
13 Cameras(2016)

How can the critics give it 77%, this movie just suck! boring, fulll of flaws. And it comes from me, who dont mind bad movies!

Bridget Jones's Baby
½

Great movie! Great flix, I laughed with it as I hadnt in a huge while!!! They all are smoking hottly brilliant!
great!

Blair Witch
Blair Witch(2016)

My first long review,
I still remember watching the first Blair witch. I wasn't expecting any new stuff after a couple decades of exploitating the genre, although this movie sucks way beyond not being original.
There are a lot of erros and not necessary stuff.
- Ashley runs like nothing happened to her feet. And why showing her feet at all, it is nothing like it had to do with any moment of the plot. Such a silly waste of time. It brought the movie to the lowest tier of movie.
- Lisa always had the controls for all the cameras, all of a sudden, one key control appeared in, ta dan, Ashley's hand. And for what? Ok to make she use her feet without any pain! - what a amateur move.
- why the hell they had to see the witch. F*!* !!! They just slayed one of the best things in the original.
- the plot follows the original. SO DON"T any stupid, new, so-called twist, thing.
- Time travel, Really?
- How come a person is stuck and then, just by relaxing and breathing would let herself get loose and...

Most Likely to Die

no. no and no. even not predictable, not even close to being good!

Stonehearst Asylum

sept/04 - Great plot, performances and twists. Very slow paced what makes you wanna jump to the final twist in the end!

Serra Pelada (Bald Mountain)

pretty decent for a BR b-side movie!!!
wagner moura rocks... indeed!

Home
Home(2015)

it are too disappointing. The goods things is seeing Sheldon (jim parsons) speaks wronger English than I Does!

Housebound
Housebound(2014)

not funny, not scary, not twisting not thrilling, but a new way of putting all these magnificently together.

Grindhouse
Grindhouse(2007)

Best of both worlds!!!!!!

Big Trouble in Little China

better than i thought, as dumber as I theought. Love it!!! Even more getting all this mortal kombat vibe, so many things that could have inspired my fav game ever!!!!!
Love it, will watch it again for sure!

The Way
The Way(2011)

Amazing. It got me wishing to do it, I will. Will do the same with my mom!

The Equalizer
½

great fighting, daeath scenes!!!

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

great to kill some time! I forgot to review it when i watched a couple months ago

Don't Breathe
½

tense, keeps you holding your breathe indeed. Just a thing, Why dont smashing him up in the first 20 minutes? This makes the movie so volatil. either way, its greattttt

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Tilda rules the movie, the movie itself isnt bad, although its kinda slow paced. Tilda swinton deserves a 10 stars tho!

Heathers
Heathers(1988)
½

maybe if there werent tons of movies alike, even knowing this was the first, I would like it!!! Mean girls dude!

In The Grayscale

I should have 50 scales to grade it!! not the best, not even close to the worst!! the ending tho! pretty much real life!

Hellraiser
Hellraiser(1987)

80s is alive and killing!!!! kkk great!!!!!

The Invitation

blah, if you get the invitation for this movie, just don't go! its lame, predicatable and slow!!!!

I Love You Phillip Morris

great mood to watch on ur birthday. and it even relieves the fear of Tia Sida!!!
and its real!!!! =)

Holding The Man

never, i mean,, never watch this in lonely situations!!!!!!!!!!!! it wwould make you rate it five stars!!!!!

McFarland USA
½

unexpectably good!!!! last film seen in br before my return to the usa

Suicide Squad

i know nothing about the universe. so I really enjoyed it. joker's misstres carrries the movie

Spartacus
Spartacus(1960)
½

neither beautiful bodies, nor blood!!!! I'm too gory to be so soft, as spartacus seems to be in this movie!!!

Death Becomes Her
½

dumb as any of the 80's should be, funny, non sense . great

Pixels
Pixels(2015)
½

just because i lived it

Take This Waltz

totally depressing, seth proves he can do better and more than just comedies!!!! well done my mate!

Knights of Badassdom

perfeito, kkkkkkk bobo como deve ser!

Mean Girls
Mean Girls(2004)

patricinhas de beverly hills all over again!!!

Tusk
Tusk(2014)
½

great beggining, terrible ending!!!! shuch a shame

Deathgasm
Deathgasm(2015)

I don't like movies with demons,but this is evil dead good!!!

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
½

A silly wanna-be cult, watchable tho.

This Is Where I Leave You
½

It brought some tears to my eyes, although I was really expecting more!!! less clichet plot

Blended
Blended(2014)
½

It was great for a cold afternoon when you are sick and the world seems to be falling on you!!!! besides that, I dunno my score.

Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut
½

After seen the original 8 times I took the time to watch this. I must say it is revealing as it made my point of view even clearer, although by being clearer it made the movie less, mind bending, even though it has reached all the theories possible!.

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)

today i watched it for the 7th time with my class and it got better and clearer and more clever than the first time. Such a masterpiece, mindtwisting which I for some reason failed to rate until today!! May the 8th time come!

The Ridiculous 6

with such stars, it was supposed to be better!!

1408
1408(2007)

It is too good to miss and too bad to say it is good!

Enemy
Enemy(2014)

For those who have ever read any of Saramago's novels, run away from it!!!

Warcraft
Warcraft(2016)
½

It could be way better, but still a must-see

The Witch
The Witch(2016)

well executed, poorly written!!! terrible

Alice Through the Looking Glass

eventually I will say some wonderful shit bout it, but it is the best 2016 movie so far!

The Gauntlet (Game of Assassins)

A IDEIA É OTIMA!!!!
conseguiram pegar artistas razoaveis e deixarem mediocres, filme nao ruim, mas aquele q vc espera acabar pra nao dizer,... aff, nao conseguir ver de tao ruim!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Babadook
The Babadook(2014)

I hated the movie, although its suspenseful, I dunno, there was something missing I couldn't tell. But fosho a great movie!

Palm Trees in the Snow (Palmeras en la nieve)

terribly long, non sense ending!!! It had the potencial!

4th Man Out
4th Man Out(2016)
½

goofy, silly, amazing lol, a breaking genre movie!!!!! plot could be a little less predictable

C.O.G.
C.O.G.(2013)
½

Not comedy, not gay, just an autobiography from one of those who had the guts to go out there and live life and noy only pass by it

X-Men: Apocalypse

by far, the worst from the series. totally watchable tho

The Longest Yard
½

goofy, predictable, unexpectably grounds you (pun, i know, lol)

The Guardian
The Guardian(2006)
½

dull, it doenst even get close to honor coast guard

Captain America: Civil War

Ow my gosh, the best movie since x-men! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

In Time
In Time(2011)

I dunno why I enjoyed it, its goofie, predictable, but yet, i liked!

Jeff Who Lives at Home
½

unexplicably so much me and not me altogether! love it! quite weird!

Spy
Spy(2015)
½

nothing new, not boring, kinda time killer!!!!

Wer
Wer(2013)

pseudo nice and clever movie

21 Jump Street
½

not like the good old tv show, but good enough!

Into The Storm

really, do they still make this kind of silly, fx-only goofy movies.... get the winds and fly away from it! terrible

Jupiter Ascending

a good numbing movie to kill some time!

Ex Machina
Ex Machina(2015)
½

what is this movie???

Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List

It should be added to no watch list

Creep
Creep(2015)
½

It got me all nerved up. it really is awkwardly great with a killing end.

Gods Of Egypt

Gerald butler should've played the main character!!!!! he is too hot to be in the supporting role

Winter's Tale

in a winters day, get some rest, dont waste your time!

Dark Circles
Dark Circles(2013)

I was trying to find something to increase the rating, but i was not able.... terrible

The Outsider
The Outsider(2014)

Crap wrapped with sh!t, there is not even enough violence

Jurassic World

Indomatus? no, UNEDIBLE.

Flight 7500
Flight 7500(2014)
½

Nice movie to dumbly kill time!

Everybody's Fine

I wish my father would see this and get back to being family, ops he did, but miracles don't happen!!
great movie, great actors, great drama and plot!!!

Mercy
Mercy(2014)
½

a little confusing, but as dark as I was expecting "carl from the walking dead" to be.

Poltergeist
Poltergeist(2015)
½

the creepy little sharpe-voice lady was missed here!!!! and why the clown?

Out Cold
Out Cold(2001)
½

just what you wold expect!!!!!

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
½

sharks and tornadoes, the perfect combo for a trash from the 80s

Curse of Chucky
½

curiosly well done!

Argo
Argo(2012)
½

Even knowing the end will be good its kinda thrilling

To Write Love on Her Arms

Being true story makes it better, although it is kinda shallow!1
Love the actors tho

Breakfast at Tiffany's

too much ado for ntohing, ok, I may not be clever enough to capture the beauty of it!

The Boy
The Boy(2016)

Insanely bad. a shame Lauren Cohen was on it!

Deadpool
Deadpool(2016)
½

Puns, cameos, laughs and blood, perfect combination

No Way, Jose
No Way, Jose(2015)
½

kinda slow, but still ok!

Chappie
Chappie(2015)

I was doing something better at the time, and it did not kept me hooked up at all!!

Poltergeist
Poltergeist(1982)

disturbingly great, have seen it a few times and some parts and characters never stop freaking me out!

Hot Tub Time Machine 2
½

Robb cordrry almost naked is the best thing in it!

Better Living Through Chemistry

lamely cheesy, yet totally watchable and good

Grudge Match
Grudge Match(2013)

Soh vi o finl, e nao me interessei pra saber o começo!!!!

Horrible Bosses
½

exctalty what I would expect!
=)

Thumbsucker
Thumbsucker(2005)

Six feet under, dogville, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and such are movies that move me beyond imagination, this one just make it to the list! a powerful simplist story of youth and fear, adulthood and doubts! Perfection comes in many flavors of thumbs!

Now You See Me

more then 1 year after, it fucks and even reminnd me of my former bear, it is good! a must see!

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

5 stars to keep the tradition, and because its way better than the first part!

Perfect Sense

We are human because we evolved our senses, and the ability to use these as we wish. So much pain could be avoided if we decide to apply them for the best though - love, help, listening, reaching out for a friend in need or even for the people in need - either MINAS GERAIS (dem tragedy) ou PARIS (terrorists attacks). This could offer mankind more than 525600 minutes of SEASONS OF LOVE.
I offer this final scene to ilustrate how important is to see, not only to look at the others, walk their shoes and to listen what they had listened!

Eating Out: Drama Camp
½

All you would expect from the title, happy gay drama!

Eating Out: The Open Weekend
½

Sweet horny shenanningans!!!

Como Esquecer (So Hard to Forget)

So downhill uplifiting movie, that will brought you back to bitter sweet life!
Ana Paula Arosio is not in her strongest hole there, but she had her memorable moments. Murilo Rosa, on the other hand, rocks!!!!!! the plot is unique!

Timeline
Timeline(2003)
½

if there is any historical truth in it, its good

Four Moons (Cuatro Lunas)

I wanna have all moons with seasons of love!!!!!!

I'm So Excited!

Pedro Almodovar, GENIOUS!

Circle
Circle(2015)
½

I failed to see the true point in it!!!!

ABCs of Death 2

its weird to rate this, there were so many good stuff (letter b, m, y, x?) it is hard to h(r)ate!!!!!!
mas a letra jota vou te contar, foi de fuder!!!!! congrats mates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Faculty
The Faculty(1998)

I havent got to see it all, kinda way too much 90's for me, I should've seen it when I was actually living those years!!! Guess my review is totally biased!

A Strange Course Of Events

I just feel the hate from it, I didnt get the point to this movie!

The Martian
The Martian(2015)

A great movie, surprisingly big but good!

Magic Mike XXL

No subtitles needed!

The Green Mile

One of the most beautiful and sadly moving from all times!!!!!

The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)

no words, such a waste of time!! keep in mind it comes from a person who loves, gory, nonsense, blodd flowing disfunsting movie! run away from it!

Sinister 2
Sinister 2(2015)

not as freaky as the first, not as sissy as many of other scary movies. I really liked it even if it is not a masterpiece. For the first time tomatometer is not totally precise!.

Goodnight Mommy

Great gory, sadistic movie, Unfortunately I predicted the twiste within the first hour. Still a must-see.

Manhattan Murder Mystery
½

Simple, twisting really well acted.. slow piece although pretty entertaining! Grab a hot cocoa, some popcorn, hold your S.O.'s hand and enjoy the trip!!

The Vatican Tapes

I really laughed out loud in the theater, the worst way to spend 10 dollars!!!! terrible. terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gone Girl
Gone Girl(2014)
½

unexpected twisting moving movie, great movie!!! I wish I had seen it on the movies tho!

Rope
Rope(1948)
½

good, good only a little too slow

No Good Deed
No Good Deed(2014)
½

Com essa oração que agora eu faço

te devolvo a dor e o abraço!

Evangelho do dia!

Her
Her(2013)
½

Intense, true, shallowy deep as a true love should be!!!! One of the best movies and more creative ones lately

Resolution
Resolution(2013)

What a shitty ending, Although the movies desetve its credits, this is not enough for the disappointing finalle. Watch it, but be prepare for the final opinion!

What We Do In The Shadows

I love vampires even more now!! a must see movie

Meet the Spartans

Dumbly dumb, dumbier than dumb!

Date And Switch

Sweet, honest predictable and yet, a very well done movie!!!

Accepted
Accepted(2006)

For those who HAD gone through it, a ok night to sit around and chillex

Meu Pé de Laranja Lima (My Sweet Orange Tree)

Almost a best seller- some salt missing here and there, or in this case, some sweet orange juice!

Elysium
Elysium(2013)
½

nothing new, nothing bad, nothing good!!!

Our Home
Our Home(2011)

It'd be wonderful to believe in it, it would be relieving and conforting. although... although

Monsters University

as goofy and silly as a CG movie should be!!!!!

Real Playing Game

I like his kind of movie, although the ending was kind JUST OK.... I lost a night sleep and do not regret loosing it!!!! cool

Man of the House

Kinda predicable, silly, goofy, but you wont die if you waste one hour in it.

Maleficent
Maleficent(2014)

THe sleeping beauty of WICKED without the catchy songs. Well done!

The Remaining

Could it be more predictable?? Take it with a couple of sleeping pills for a great nightsleep

Mr. Woodcock
Mr. Woodcock(2007)

what a dissapoinment, terrible, way too cliche!

The Running Man

great old-school movie!!!

See No Evil 2

I like gory movies, this one is to goryly gory to be liked! run!

Delivery Man
Delivery Man(2013)

A very surprising movie!! very good indeed

Couples Retreat

I really feel-good movies, this one is kinda cool tho!

47 Ronin
47 Ronin(2013)

47 reasons to not see it, it is nothing like the trailer!!!

Deliver Us from Evil
½

way too predictable, nice tho.

John Carter
John Carter(2012)

it was surprisingly ok!!!!!! nice movie!!!

Kon Tiki
Kon Tiki(2013)
½

Nothing excepcional!

Definitely, Maybe
½

This is definitely maybe one of the best comic romantic movies for me!!!

New Best Friend
½

Those stars go only for the hot bodies, should it have more nudity, I would give it 5 stars

Paranoia
Paranoia(2013)

Imagine a holiday, then go for a nothing-to-do one, and you are sleepy, so you found the perfect movie to watch.... No twists, no surprises, good actors, ok plot...

The ABCs of Death
½

interesting concept, some gore, sometime even more gory then the hostel, but thats ok! we can and should take it!

Lie with Me
Lie with Me(2005)

Brought tears to my eyes and hatred to my mind

Paddington
Paddington(2015)

I was xpecting, expectingway way more, silly goofy and predictable!!!

The Other Woman

Silly uplifting goofy movie!!!!

Furious 7
Furious 7(2015)
½

Whatta a great ending, it would make grown up, though guys shed tears!!!!!

Twisted
Twisted(2004)
½

so predictable

Oz the Great and Powerful

It is all right, I prefer Wicked though!

Big Hero 6
Big Hero 6(2014)
½

i kind slept through but it seemed to be a very childish-good-to-watch movie

Boyhood
Boyhood(2014)

A 12 yeasr effort ha?. I was expecting an amazing film but I saw a life there, mine, yours, no?! But, how come PAIS E FILHOS is not the ending credits soundtrack!!!!!!!

Longhorns
Longhorns(2011)
½

really nothing to say, as does the movie!

Mysterious Skin

way too strong for me!!

John Dies at the End

totally watchable, yep, you will like it, although it is not a masterpiece

Kill Your Darlings
½

oh no, another of the same movie!! i have to say, michael c hall is still great!

The Interview
½

I was expecting way more, way more!

Snowpiercer
Snowpiercer(2014)

terriblem terible ,totally terrible, run from it even if you have to face snow!

Frequencies
Frequencies(2014)

Beatuful, movie complex and pseudo intelectualoid

Magic Mike
Magic Mike(2012)

im wearing a tshirt so I can say anything about it

Lord of the Flies

Amazing, amazing, not for week at heart!

A Long Way Down
½

A great movie!! nic nice!

Almost Famous

There are a few movies made to be eternal, touch our souls and amuse our ears.. this is definitely one of them! great job

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

Cleverly dumb - non senselessly wit - twisting comic thriller, a must see!!!

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

WTF, it is not normal to like this movie!

The Wolf of Wall Street

Why do i have the feeling that i saw this movie befeore... catch my sense if you can

The Gambler
The Gambler(2014)

Jessica lange taking on this role is depressing! Mark whalberg doenst look big in this. run from it!!!!

Christopher And His Kind
½

As poweful as a it could be.. awesome

Eating Out: All You Can Eat

Tiffany is the only good thing there, the straight gay is the gayest there... lol

Reaching for the Moon
½

Lovely, lovely, sweet, true, honest....
The bathroom scenes are mesmerizing.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
½

a great movie, totally different from both the previous one, 5 starts for not having kills or blood shed

The Apparition

there should be an zero star option here!! I forgot this movie, saw it life one year before reviewing

The Way He Looks
½

bittersweet movie, lovely!!!

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

I love drama-jim carrey, this movie is simply astonishing.. a must-see.

Interstellar
Interstellar(2014)

sh!t, reviewers are going against me, so i better say this is a great movie!!! SQN

Total Recall
Total Recall(2012)

The best Scharznegger movie, ops, its a lame copy! run from it!

Bad Johnson
Bad Johnson(2014)
½

kkkk this movie sucks...or it doesn lol

12 Angry Men (Twelve Angry Men)

simply as a wonderful film should be, amazing!!!

The Tall Man
The Tall Man(2012)

great plot actors and stuff, although it is weird, something is missing, it almost get close to nonsese, weird

Nymphomaniac: Volume II
½

not as good as the second part, the movie is sexy and hot, vlever and nice, a must see

This Is the End

great movie, well played!!!

Divergent
Divergent(2014)

Diverge urself from this movie!, lame!!!!

Juno
Juno(2007)

innocent
sweet.
true.
fun
wonderful movie

The Giver
The Giver(2014)

it coukd not be more perfect... last movie eating nachos!!!. a classic surprise... love it

Transcendence

For those who thought lucy was bad.... should watch this!!!!

Nymphomaniac: Volume I

Lars von trier explains the flick... even if he was not fond of the editing!

The Craft
The Craft(1996)

classic, classic!

Goodbye World

watchable, ok, wanna-be-clever movie!

Geography Club

Beautiful and realistic... amazing!!

The Tortured
The Tortured(2012)
½

I like gory movies, but this one is past the point of being called a movie and not being a Masochist

Phantoms
Phantoms(1998)
½

Pseudo intellectual!

Bedrooms and Hallways

Awesome, far away from clichets!1

Stitches
Stitches(2013)

Love it, gory and pseudo cult. Lovely movie

You're Next
You're Next(2013)

I dont even know what to say

Guardians of the Galaxy
½

definitely amusing!!! funny and predictably appealing.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

How I miss being kid and watching the 80s version... this one has way too much graphics and over the top fightings

The Collection

just one gory scene is worth of your time!! see the night club slaughter on youtube

The Den
The Den(2014)
½

totally whatever, although it is watchable!

Undertow
Undertow(2010)
½

A little something is off, but all the rest is completely right on!!!

Predators
Predators(2010)

three star for the three star on it!

Vile
Vile(2012)

aff.... storyless!!!

The Last Days
½

way too much to process and a little too little to inherit

Lucy
Lucy(2014)

Pseudo intelectualoide, e tenho dito!

The Conjuring

Nice movie!!!! not he best though

The Purge: Anarchy
½

Let`s purge....
I love when you are expecting sh!t of a sequel and it happens to be better than imagined.

13 Sins
13 Sins(2014)
½

Should it had a more "clear" ending, i would have liked more!!!

From Dusk Till Dawn

note to myself, neve rewatch this movie with beer, Gut will be all over the place

22 Jump Street

awesome for a comedy movie.....

..

V/H/S
V/H/S(2012)

How can a movie like this have a sequel...

Transformers: Age of Extinction

It had its moment of laughter and joy!!!! and thats that!!!

After the Dark

It is romantically challenging, hatefully beautiful... an atoic masterpiece

The Smurfs 2
The Smurfs 2(2013)

Two stars for the smurfs.... Barney was not at his best here!!!

Fargo
Fargo(1996)

Great movie, too real though!!!

Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction(1994)

Quentin tarantino in his bestest

Haunt
Haunt(2014)

aff,,, terrible

Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow

i was surprisrd by this movie in a great way... the end was terrible and not neceaaary though... really why????

The I Inside
The I Inside(2005)

Help me understand why I should get this a good rate!!!

Stranger by the Lake

not a change, terrible!

Let the Right One In

i Kinda slept halfway through!

A Million Ways to Die in the West

Wit, funny and disgusting all I expect from a great movie!!

Lots of Ice and a Little Bit of Water
½

Shallow feel good movie, and brazilis getting a little better!

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Not even close to the others, very entertaining though

The Bay
The Bay(2012)
½

a little bit too much!!!

Is It Just Me?
½

Not hing to say.... it is kinda nice, kinda cool, kind deep and kinda queer!

Memento
Memento(2000)

i DONT REMEMBER WHAT i WAS GOING O WRITE...

The Amazing Spider-Man 2
½

the 3d experience should increase a half star to my rating!

The Perfect Wedding

It`s a perfect excuse to sit on your couch, relax and have some good time, to experience it all, make sure you get your partner to hold your hand
The plot is shallow, cast are ok, lines are beautifully lame, but when they are all put together, it will make you have a very good time.

Pathology
Pathology(2008)
½

a lame-yet-must-see movie...

Senna
Senna(2011)

Five star for a star shinning i heaven!!!

Safety Not Guaranteed

Lamely awesome!!! Sweet and exciting intertwined in an movie!

Bears
Bears(2014)

Two starts, unless you are a kidm then its 6 starts

Oculus
Oculus(2014)
½

Amazing!!!! Amazing!!! philosophic-horror movie!!

The Purge
The Purge(2013)

nice movie, too gory and the end is pretty lame, but I kind liked it!

Contagion
Contagion(2011)

I really like immunology and movies.... so.. ithe movie was nice!!!

Bad Words
Bad Words(2014)

Awesome, although the ending was quite lame...would there be any other way to end it after all?

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

too gory for me..... there a lot of SH!T there, I mean, literally.

Creepshow 2
Creepshow 2(1987)

exactly what you would expect.

Houve Uma vez Dois Verões
½

I liked as I was expecting was less!!! sweet movie for a midafternoon slack moment (sessao da tarde)

300: Rise of an Empire
½

Ow Gosh... what is happening with originality...even the phrases are the same as those from 300.

Bearcity
Bearcity(2010)

It`s a good movie beneath all the fur!!

Gravity
Gravity(2013)

flawless sound and scene, flawness was described elsewhere!!!

O Concurso
O Concurso(2013)

Whatever!!...da pra assistir, mas os atores jah fizeram filmes menos previsiveis

Pontypool
Pontypool(2009)

one star, five star, star star, guitar, scar, scar, cigar guitar, citar guitar scar star!!!!

Oldboy
Oldboy(2005)
½

Its tense, but i didn`t really like the ending

Pacific Rim
Pacific Rim(2013)

Half star for the fx

The Neverending Story

What a great X-mas gift seeing it on tv again... its childhood all over again

Jurassic Park

I ust saw it again, and then, it was nice and fresh as when I first saw it on the movies... a -must-see movies!

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
½

Im not a big LotR fan... but the movie was quite good!!!

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Very good sequel... It worth as my first movie in america!

Sinister
Sinister(2012)

Freaking scary, freaking freaking scary... the first movie in 10 years that makes me stay thoughtful.... YEP.... a-must-see

My Girl
My Girl(1991)

my all time favourite

Vai Que Dá Certo

Pretty watchable!!!!!!! not a oscar worthy, for sure

Real Steel
Real Steel(2011)
½

A sun left aside, a poor father, an uplifiting story, very good FX, gorgeous actors and very nice fights!!! No I didn't describe Sylvester stallone's off the top... Hugh jackman would have to get a cap for that!!!....
-
jokes aside... very entertaining movie, not a oscar worthy though.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

they shouldve stuck with the first.... disappointing

The Roommate
The Roommate(2011)

It's disappointing seeing billy zane in such a terrible movie

Stand Off
Stand Off(2013)
½

I can't write anything about this, maybe it's too cult, maybe its just a very pleasent movie, maybe its a nice way of spending an evening or maybe it's just me!!!!!!

Stephen King's 'Thinner'

a BLOODY good movie... epic!

Ted
Ted(2012)

fucking lame, great shit!!! a grown up fairy tale!

Prowl
Prowl(2011)

No review for this no-view movie

Flight
Flight(2012)
½

too THe firm!!! watchable not notable

Mama
Mama(2013)

Sessão da tarde!!! para maiores!
Otima atuação das meninas!, otima!!

Silver Linings Playbook

The old romantic comedy wrapped up in a bipolar-new age packing, definitely worth seeing

Oblivion
Oblivion(2013)

Matrix meets Star wards that meet dissapointment!!!! terrível!

Somos Tão Jovens

A marca de uma geração e de todas, do Brasil!

21
21(2008)

Perfect for a lazy, dumby and cool cold winter morning!!!!

Mrs. Doubtfire
½

No Doubt its on FIRE

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

It's refreshing seeing old movies again

Minha Mãe é uma Peça

não achei todoo fusue que falam, mas eh um filme muito bom, muito.. compensa assistir

The Goonies
The Goonies(1985)

ive just watched it for the 15th time(no kidding), and it cant truly get any, any better!!!!!!!!!!!.

Amelia
Amelia(2009)

I wished I had slept!!!!

12 Rounds 2: Reloaded

not even sex to try keeping it interesting

Desert Saints

it helped me a lot, i was insominiac that day

The Island
The Island(2005)

Just rewatched the movie, It was kind great at first, but now, 7 years later and biology Bs it doesnt sound the same!!!!

Men in Black III
½

It's not the first, good enough!

Turbo
Turbo(2013)

It made me wanna be a child again

Movie 43
Movie 43(2013)

Grand hotel all over again!!!!!

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

not even naked characters to try saving this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Frighteners

It reminds me of the past and gone good-old-jus-watch-and-relax-time

Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away
½

Not close to experiencing it alive

This is 40
This is 40(2012)

I just wished I'd been a dad!

A Fish Called Wanda

One of those movies that you just like, without any given reason.

Warm Bodies
Warm Bodies(2013)

Romeo, Juliet and Zombies!!!.. A sweet mash up iced with humor and sprinkled with some thinking!

Wreck-it Ralph

some more old references pleases!!!....... safe bet for a slack rainy day!!!

I Love You Beth Cooper

It just got me totally emotional!!! What do I know?
my heart hasn't left college yet!!!

Airplane!
Airplane!(1980)

The first, the classic, the awesome. Just the way i like the puns!!

Valentine
Valentine(2001)

no star for these 6 smoking hot stars!!!

Bachelorette
Bachelorette(2012)

a slack winter cold night movie!!!!

Frankenweenie

Tim burton rulesssss........... polt is lame although the movie is great!!!

Life of Pi
Life of Pi(2012)

keep in mind this is based on a brazilian movie!!!
not all that jazz though

Os Penetras
Os Penetras(2012)

Brazil is getting better and better,

Mortal Kombat

I wanna get back to being a nerd...

Dead Man on Campus

wanna a drunk-college think away, thats it....

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

just saw it again.... amazing.... it's not the original, but not even a little less amazing...... Besides Verusca, she sucks!

Priest
Priest(1995)
½

Unsettlingly moving!

Dream House
Dream House(2011)

a wannabe cult mobie

Disturbia
Disturbia(2007)
½

Wanna check it out again!

When a Stranger Calls
½

For a bloody sleeps sunday. it didnt kill me of boredom!

Midnight in Paris

The romantic version of League of gentlemen!

The Client List

the show is way less terrible

Duplex
Duplex(2003)
½

what an sleepless night have you do.

Shelter
Shelter(2007)
½

it starts off a clichet com become a very cool movie!!!

Latter Days
Latter Days(2004)
½

pretty much the same

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
½

speechless even to say if it's in
a good way!

Existenz
Existenz(1999)

A origem dA Origem.

The Jane Austen Book Club

A total masterpiece!!!... hasnt loved a movie like this since the league of gentleman

Drag Me to Hell

awesome"!!!... disgustinly awesome

Back to the Future

obviously a master piece!

The Hangover Part II

i'm not a big fan of sequels... pretty good though

Bad Teacher
Bad Teacher(2011)

totally watchable

Rollerball
Rollerball(2002)

A ball rolling down

Untraceable
Untraceable(2008)

i kinda like this silly kind of movie!

Dark Shadows
Dark Shadows(2012)

Where's the old and good tim burton??

Battleship
Battleship(2012)

How caj i rate it minus points???

Hostel: Part III

Wanna suffer... watch the news!!!

Misery
Misery(1990)

How not to compare the movie to the book....
In this case.. we don't. they are both amazing

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie

its good seeing the best musics again

The Woman in Black
½

just way too predictable

This Means War
½

great for a mind numbing movie

Jack and Jill

what a doubled dissapointment.....

The Number 23

23 disappointments!!!

Paranormal Activity 3

Just expect the same in a very good way!!!

Brake
Brake(2012)
½

A cold, slack sunday??? that's perfect... It's the reason you needed to go back
bed!!

The Artist
The Artist(2011)

A image worths a million words!!

The Truman Show

one of my all tive favourites...

The Hunger Games
½

I dunno how the story goes.. but i smell like a cliche coming out of this great movie!!!

The Final
The Final(2010)

awesome.... the hostel meets some thinking... wash your mind off any prejudice

VIPs
VIPs(2010)
½

wagner moura could do way better...

The Terminator

not as good as the first, not as bad, not close at all to the third

30 Days Of Night: Dark Days

it's -10.....i couldnt make it to the end...

I Love You, Man

a toast for friendship....

X-Men: First Class

as good as a mind cleanser would be

The Nines
The Nines(2007)

i cant say that in english... thats a peudo/intelectualoide dumb movie

I Am Number Four

beautiful people wrapped yo in crap...

Hugo
Hugo(2011)
½

I was expecting way more, maybe if I really watch it all, alone

Clue
Clue(1985)

last scenes are great!

Fright Night
Fright Night(2011)

A must-see movie... i mean.. the original!!! LOL

Eat Pray Love

way... way... way better than id expected!!!!

Final Destination 5

three star for the imaginative deaths and for the final scene..
too much of the same...

Chronicle
Chronicle(2012)
½

the best of its type... stars low, gets high, dies and plays phoenix!!

Super 8
Super 8(2011)
½

too much for expecting a medium movie

Assalto ao Banco Central (Federal Bank Heist)

better than being bout dealer's cities!!!

Reservoir Dogs

un-f*-believable!!!!
Quentin Kick assES

Cowboys & Aliens

what to expect from Cowboys & Aliens...
Yepers, just cowboys and aliens... no more, no less though.

totally watchable!

Sex, Lies, and Videotape
½

a must-see movie, altough i'm still trying to figure out the main plot!!!

Sucker Punch
Sucker Punch(2011)
½

Dunno what to say!

Awesome awesome... SOUNDTRACK

Burlesque
Burlesque(2010)

what happens when "the" meets "same"... BURLESQUE happens!!!

music good, film good, but.. way too predictable.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

not the best, not the first, watchable

Los ojos de Julia (Julia's Eyes)

Awesome is the one word to describe this!!!,
is it a thriller, i doubt it, is it a romance, i doubt it too, is it those all together,
U BET...

The Wave
The Wave(2011)
½

Pretty good....

King of Fighters

even for a video games fan, its not good, shallow!!!

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
½

jack black always amuses me!!!

Inception
Inception(2010)

Finally i made it, i watched it... pretty darn good!!!,

Cabin Fever
Cabin Fever(2002)
½

disgusting and brainless, just loved it!

The Smurfs
The Smurfs(2011)

Ops.. too predictable

American Psycho

quite psicodelic... loved though

Vanishing On 7th Street

i'll keep my tradition on and tell the end, ops.. there's none!!!

very good though

A Perfect Getaway
½

The movie is pretty good though it's another find-out-what-i've-already-told-you kinda of movie

Sex and the City 2
½

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long!!!

Captain Corelli's Mandolin
½

i WAS DRUNK, so that`s why i even liked it a little

Insidious
Insidious(2011)

way to paranormal activity meets poltergeist...
very good though

Red Riding Hood

The good thing, it's dark!!!

Good Luck Chuck

if you are feeling dumbly in love, that's a good call!!

Priest
Priest(2011)
½

Gory and no brains, just like i thought....

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

I need no CONTINUE to win this BATTLE OVER with a FLAWLESS VICTORY...
Such a GREAT GREAT movie

Scream 4
Scream 4(2011)

It's a STAB, I didn't SCREAM though!

Muita Calma Nessa Hora

Brazil`s getting way better in movies.. first good-to-see one that is not drug-related.

Hot Tub Time Machine
½

very good... a great deal of lets live life moments

[Rec] 2
[Rec] 2(2010)

nao tenho nada a escrever,,, o filme nao eh nem otimo nem pessimo..

The Spy Next Door

Jack Chan is pretty awesome.

6 Souls
6 Souls(2013)
½

i DO believe that this movie is OK...

Nine Dead
Nine Dead(2009)

Weird movie... watchable...

Black Swan
Black Swan(2010)

amazing acting for all the actresses!!!! Stunning!!!!!
really, really!!!

The King's Speech
½

Just one word...

Colin Firth is undoubtedly specchless here.

Machete
Machete(2010)
½

koala "don't text"

Love and Other Drugs
½

besides the feel-good-romantic-comedy-style crap, the movie is pretty good!!!
better to watch with you beloved though!

Dinner for Schmucks
½

beyond the feel-good endings, it's way better then the last carells

Jackass 3
Jackass 3(2010)
½

way better than i everthought it would!

Stranger Than Fiction

Neither the best nor the worst!!!
doable!!

Easy A
Easy A(2010)

it`d be a classic if it had been released a couple years ago... today... JUST 5 stars LOL...

L'Auberge Espagnole

brings up some very good memories... i love it

Antichrist
Antichrist(2009)

3/24 - Words fail me - THE movie

The Hole
The Hole(2012)
½

i'd rather throwing myslef in a hole to wacth it again!!!! terirble

Velhas Virgens: Abre Essas Pernas - Ao Vivo

Th'ts what i'm talking about.. or.... why the fucking vc tah lendo isso se nao fala portugues...... velhas virgens sao demais................................. a menos que vc.. venha e abra essas pernas pra mim BABY....

Devil
Devil(2010)
½

it could've been worse... as told below... what a nice surpise...

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

the start speaks for the whole movie...

Orphan
Orphan(2009)
½

Bem mediocre.. as in neither good nor bad

Drive Angry
Drive Angry(2011)

Very good!!!! I kind liked it " alot" LOL

The Last Airbender
½

I kind like this HQ-silly movie...
not a wate of time at all... min numbling though!

Just Go with It
½

even with the dubs and the F* lame endings...i still've laughed my arse off!!!

GOOD INDEED

The Kids Are All Right
½

I kinda like it... not to shallow, not too deep... just enough.... that's a real statement that gay couples are all the same and THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT

Return to House on Haunted Hill

if u were looking for the definition of the word lame at online dictionaries, it came to the right place.. the movie is all that!!!

Open Season 2

kinda inspiring.. it means a lot from a guy kinda of totally out the computer-animal-children-lame movies!!!!

Standing ovation!!!

My Soul to Take

and let the movie begin... because... i'm still waiting for it!!!

ye fear the MOVIE not the reaper!!!

The Proposal
The Proposal(2009)

oscar nuncez is the best in here, apart for the smoking hot bodies!!!

watch it with your misses!!! it pays off!

Bruna Surfistinha (Little Surfer Girl)
½

Very good movie... i'm not into biographies, but its still good!!!

I was expecting a very naughty, sexual stuff... and it did hit the hotspot!

The Social Network
½

really didnt touch me... i'd rather watch THE LITTLE SURFER girl, at least it has a few NICE scenes!!!
In fact the movie did touch me.. i'm kind disgusted by the whole facebookthng!

The Rite
The Rite(2011)

Very good movie.. bu i was expecting way more though... and i gotta say, i'm really not into this kinda movie!

The Town
The Town(2010)
½

I still need to see the ending of it, i can arealdy say it`s a pretty darn good movie though!

Grown Ups
Grown Ups(2010)

awesomely awesome, i mean for a cliche-llike tacky self-esteem lifter movie!!!

After.Life
After.Life(2010)

Ah... whaterver... nevermind... so fu*ng forth!

Season of the Witch

At least the moving is not totally boring.... you can waste your time finding its mistakes.

The Tourist
The Tourist(2010)

Even though I was waiting way more, a pretty darn good movie!!!

Buut I know best Johnny!!

House
House(2008)

Another film deserving a bellow zero stars review...

Run away quickly

The Final Destination

Da para ver uns bons efeitos..

Brokedown Palace

Surprinsily better tahn i expected, way worse than i hope...
yepers... it's complicated.

Whiteout
Whiteout(2009)
½

its only claustrophobic as its completely on the ice...
but... it stops there...

Children of the Corn

One star and its all for the soudntrack..
lame, tacky, old fashioned, nothing inspired and so forth... run... but get the OST

Friends With Money
½

insidish, very good.... a very good movie to think!!!

My Sister's Keeper

Let me sweep the tears off my face to start writing..

Coraline
Coraline(2009)

is it made by a child... dotn bother... mgraphs and fx awesome though

The Invention of Lying
½

four and half stars... half off for the ending that`s pretty lame... they could`ve done way better.... they could`ve kinda, tell a lie for the ending!!!! LOL...
Pretty darn good movie.

Elite Squad: The Enemy Within

"Pede pra sair porra..." e o pedido do capitao nascimento foi atendido...

Undoubtedly one of the best Brazilian movies ever. Totally different from the first but yeah.... It`s F* great...

the (hi)story is pretty much a catch throughout brazilian recent history wrapped up by a great lieutenant(the real Nascimento) into a fictional scenario...

I hope for the translators to be able to put into words all the nuances within this flick, and then i pray for the overseas viewers to feel the same as we, Brazilians lovers feel.

Awake
Awake(2007)

Literally breathtaking... dont miss it... it will keep you awaken for a few hour....

Gamer
Gamer(2009)
½

Way better than i expected... great movie... a perfect movie for gamers... and i F wanna play slayers.

but .. an heroic movie with a lame heroic ending. he ending could be WAY better...

A Nightmare on Elm Street
½

Just another movie.. plot's good, but where`s the 80s energy????
" Why are you screaming, i havent even cut you yet",,, I mean.. i havent cut you in this movie yet!!!

The Stepford Wives
½

why so badly treated..aint a classic.. but totally watchable

The Rose
The Rose(1979)
½

OTIMO.. mas estava esperado BEM mais....

Dear John
Dear John(2010)
½

Just one word... BORING

Resident Evil: Extinction

and yeah.. it's my favorite game serie of all times

Case 39
Case 39(2010)

The movie is not bad at all... but the plot is terrible,, as for the ending part..

The Fourth Kind
½

What sh*t is this.. is this real or is it something else?...
I kinda liked it on the beginning, very beginning but ticen it`s crap all over the place... is this real or fiction

Rent
Rent(2005)

Best movie ever.... the opening theme undoubtly is my soundtrack! cheers THI for that.

Across the Universe
½

Agree to the critics, a short breath before the breathtaking movie... anyways.. it's the first time beatles turn me on!!!! RECOMMEND

Surrogates
Surrogates(2009)
½

i`m still waiting for the wow factor... is it ever coming!????

Plot - ok,
Actors- ok +1
Fx - Ok,
OVERALL VIEW - OH GOSH, Sick and tired of the same all over again.

Old Dogs
Old Dogs(2009)

how can a movie be more terrible than this... if it was made by non-know actors it could be a little better, they would not but their reputation at risk with such a lousy flick....

Hostel Part II

weak sequel, but still a great movie... what i hated about the first this has a full bunch.. a real ending, no an epic-heroic save the lady ending... tis time a twisted one...

Wolf Creek
Wolf Creek(2005)

try watching it one week prior to your outback trip... ahahaha its pretty fuckin awesomw... =-))))

Hostel
Hostel(2006)
½

best movie of its kind... it`s not a 5 stars review due to the ending, coming back to rescue up the asian chick is way to chuck norris!!!!

12 Rounds
12 Rounds(2009)

way ok, cast`s incredibly hot though

The Hangover
The Hangover(2009)

I wanna go to vegas.. i want have mu tooth pulled out!!!!.. i wanna it all.

Remember Me
Remember Me(2010)
½

Great, great job at least for robert pattinson (BTW it's his first real one)...
ggreat and deep view... but the catastrophical ending was not necessary!!! kind to have booom...

Veronika Decides to Die
½

Good... but compared to the book is minus ten!!! the boook really touched me, the movie either... AM i confused.. yeah.. maybe i`ve grown older for these self-steem helper!!!
it`s worth seeing though!!!!

Prayers for Bobby

Weaver is a waver!!! she carried the movie on her shoulders, i mean, the movie is great, the history VERY touching, i loved it, but... i don`t know.. i`m kind sad... i was expecting an cry-uplifting story... guess i`ll have to stick with the crying part only!!!!

The Box
The Box(2009)
½

too much for a so-called cult!!!... it's for to a x-files version of "divine comedy"

Date Night
Date Night(2010)
½

Was expecting way more!! WAY more... but it's good though... a lot of fun...

Fast & Furious
½

Predictable... watchable pretty good flix for te kind!

The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

Childish as a movie made for kods should be.. lovely!!!

500 Days of Summer
½

May the summer be wired to the end

Chicago
Chicago(2002)

JUST WATCHED HALF OF IT AGAIN, BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO FULLY REMEMBER IT'S BEAUTY AND ARTS!

The Hills Have Eyes 2
½

it's a torture movie.. not for the characters but for whom may watch

Alice in Wonderland
½

way ok...
kinda borish beacuse there's not an quentin tarantino-impressiveness

Dead Silence
Dead Silence(2007)

i made it to the end.. so. that's not a tottally-like-cliche movie.. i mean at the last scne.. the not-explained doll... kept me on...

Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass(2010)
½

hahaha i betcha if there'd ever be a cliche for this kind of film... it would sound like this... predictable but awesome.. =-)

a little too big though!

man... it's not a kid movie... tons of kill bill splatter scenes...

Saw VI
Saw VI(2009)

Not as good as the first not as bad as thhe 5th.. anyway.. pretty good quality gore-time entertainment

13 Ghosts
13 Ghosts(1960)

one star for the fx... the movie itself sucks... lame plot, more than shallow, totally cliche... avoid it totally..

BTW the remake is in my top 10 list.. so... i know what i`m talking about.

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

Somewhat funny but way too familiar [2]

The Crazies
The Crazies(2010)

quotin someone who's a critic...as mine... and ive gotta say - run away!
Joe Neumaier, New York Daily News

" It devolves to simple run-and-hide cliches, usually accompanied by jarring musical jolts"

Shutter Island
½

totall precidctable.. but it's whorth seen... great prectibable-twist-cliche-cult movie... i mean.. i don't know.. AM I CRAZY?

The X-Files: I Want to Believe (The X Files 2)
½

not even close to the x-files storyline... terrible as is... watchable tought.... it'd be at least 1 hour shorter, i mean.. a show not a movie

The Skeleton Key

Not scarry, not great... but wonderful to kill some time.. yet, a first-time-in-a-while true-ending movie

Saneamento Básico, O Filme

Light, kida funny, stupidish, it's good because it changes a little brazilian pooverty, criminallity and all those saud but true probelms.

BTW... the swamp monster is very funny...

Zack and Miri Make a Porno
½

-It would be a 10 stars if there was an ending different of the cliche-like one...
Funny, light, yet a porn, very good indeed, but dont forget ..... the happily ever .

Broken Embraces

Trama muito boa, nota dez, vale dizer entretanto, que de uma maneira inteligente ela eh totalmte cliche.
Cheio de suspenses, reviravoltas, encontros e re-de-sencontros.
com certeza indico.

Valentine's Day
½

good fell-good movie.. i mean.. if you, differently from me, have a valentine....

Post Grad
Post Grad(2009)

it reflects too much of myself in it.. but i`m still on the search for THE happy ending...
But as said in ~where the wild things are~


"Happiness is not always the best way to be happy."

Where the Wild Things Are

Great fairtytale... no time to get to kwno the moral though...
must-a-watch

The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising

I didn't know better... there's a clichê for the clichê movies.. and it's here....
Good movie.. but you have to be 14 t(h)ough

Watchmen
Watchmen(2009)
½

Não precisaba ser tão longo, realmente um filme bom que se perde no tamanho,

Jennifer's Body

Nothing special, but not a shit too

Halloween: Resurrection
½

Good, for a regular thrillee!!!

Sherlock Holmes

Good, but I was expecting WAY more!!!
must-a-see though!

Clash of the Titans
½

Hahahaha... the best part of it.. is the... END..
way too clichê in my humble opinion!

American Pie Presents: Band Camp

Quite ok... cutie of all kinds... eyes refreshing!

Se Eu Fosse Você 2 (If I Were You 2)

Not even close to the first!!! The normals STILL rock!

Shortbus
Shortbus(2006)

Fabulous...
Gotta be... 110 open minded though

Event Horizon

One of my favs so far.. unfortunetly not anymore... seconds are never the same.

Slumdog Millionaire

Way too much brazilian soap opera... wrapped up in an indian outfit...

Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts)

Must a see, incredible... cliche but awasome!


Seen it more than 10 times

Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans

Watchable.. doable.... mediuamble....

I Know Who Killed Me
½

Tense.. !!! quite ok!

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

FANTASTIC to kill FOUR quarters of hour

District 9
District 9(2009)
½

Way too holyiwood

Preacher's Kid
½

Wish I could see it.. but .. yeah... just to... wrong moment...

April Fool's Day

The original is far better.. far more consisnte.. and yes. the best part is the last death(the real one)

Zombieland
Zombieland(2009)

A cult in its own way

The Last House on the Left

Great.... A creepy night ticket

Inglourious Basterds

Not quentin's finnest but yet top 3!!! a must-see

The Pursuit of Happyness
½

The pursuit of originality

Scary Movie 2

too much for a sequel.

The 40 Year Old Virgin
½

Feels like... great;;;

Youth in Revolt

sweet, youngish grow-up

Daybreakers
Daybreakers(2010)

VAMPIRES...yeahhhhhhhh

Up in the Air
½

almost perfect... great...

The Blind Side

sweet, emotional, cute... great movie

The Lovely Bones
½

Great.. if you can make it to the end sleepless

The Book of Eli

half star for the fighting scene ONLY

When in Rome
When in Rome(2010)
½

There should exist a combo.. Ticket-popcorn-condom.... if ya know what I mean...

Avatar
Avatar(2009)

A must-see... great. fantastic...

Blindness
Blindness(2008)

I'm still blinded by this piece... Not close to the book.. but still GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Last House on the Left

great. tense, gave me the creeps

Apocalypto
Apocalypto(2006)

Greatttttttttttttttt

The Mothman Prophecies

Best ever... dare u to be better than this!

Idle Hands
Idle Hands(1999)
½

Blooddddy good!!!!! great!!!

25th Hour
25th Hour(2003)

Too much for a cult wannabe,
Not that bad either...

Dan in Real Life
½

Bitter sweet, I pnly missed a pinch of suprise.. but it's a great love movie

Beautiful Thing

Beautiful thing, but predictable

Seven Pounds
Seven Pounds(2008)
½

It's always the sameeeeeeee

Twilight
Twilight(2008)
½

Too girly!!! A good movie but way tooooo girly!!!!!!!!!!

Speed Racer
Speed Racer(2008)
½

I wish I was still a kid...

Another Gay Movie
½

Funny, but not really!

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
½

And I pronounce it, favourite forever.. It's a queer thing to say... but in the end i'm being straight!

WALL-E
WALL-E(2008)
½

kinda low key movie... great things, impressive facial expressions...

Hitman
Hitman(2007)
½

Nice a hit, but...

Hair
Hair(1979)

LIfetime soundtrack

Vantage Point

What a cult wannabe!!!

Kill Bill: Volume 2
½

Great, but i'd liked best the 1st

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

The number on.... it's sentimental! at least for me! LoL

Saw
Saw(2004)

Great Terrific, must-a-see,
A movie to kill for

American Pie 2
½

Not as good as the first

Son of the Bride

Nice,... but 2, "normal"

Marley & Me
Marley & Me(2008)

No words! a story that never fades away

Jumper
Jumper(2008)
½

Just one jump to be perfect... a deeper or not predictable story!

Lost Boys: The Tribe

Two much for a lost boys! way a franchising type!

The Lost Boys
½

A classic, a generation,
the goonies quote wiped me all!

Jumanji
Jumanji(1995)

So much for my childhood

Enchanted
Enchanted(2007)

Girly, childish,. but nice 2 see... nice thing to spend time on.

Land of the Dead

A zombie movie for zombie guys!

Not Another Teen Movie
½

like the girls on the movies... DOABLE

The Covenant
The Covenant(2006)
½

watchable... not great though

Changeling
Changeling(2008)
½

I'm still praying and always will!!!
May God wipe these tears away!!!! it's not woth of an oscar though!

Friday the 13th
½

I, as the half of the crew... didnt' make it to the end of the movie... Jason did die with the 80's!!

Interview with the Vampire

It's an immortal movie that drains my bloody tears!!! best Ever

Mindhunters
Mindhunters(2005)
½

What's my weakness, enjooying this good-but-predctable movies!

The Big Lebowski
½

It's a HIGH adventure...

13 Going on 30
½

Lame, but not it got me tamed.

Max Payne
Max Payne(2008)
½

Max Payne in the asS!

The Dark Knight
½

Why so serious? relax bout the review!

Club Dread
Club Dread(2004)
½

Killings, murders, only on me for thinking of watching it again!

Bolt
Bolt(2008)

Time flies as a bolt!!! It's even better in 3d!!! childish though

Dazed and Confused

How could it be more perfect? I'm not a high school guy (the same as university back here in Brazil?!), but still think about the good old days!!! all hail high school!

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

hard to see it all.. but still worth seeing...

Spanglish
Spanglish(2004)
½

get me a little more predictable movie... way too usual.. but still way too cooll... way too unpredictable... way tooo nice..!!!!!!

Slayer
Slayer(2006)
½

My rate, a poor one, it's due the fact I love vampires... the movie does suck!

I Am Omega
I Am Omega(2007)

Lonving Zombies isn't enough.. gotta be dumb to enhoy it!

Inside Man
Inside Man(2006)

Great... really!

Little Nicky
Little Nicky(2000)

Was expecting way more... to predictable! but not a tt waste of time though!

Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia!(2008)

Love it, great musical.... could use a few better singers though!!!

Wanted
Wanted(2008)

Great, for some killing time!

Great as a metaphor as well!

Be Kind Rewind
½

Thats how movies r made...
low key movie... but, anyway, however... it's a good shot!

The Fall
The Fall(2006)

Estonteante... otimo, surpreendente... must-a-see... no words to describe in english... vale a pena... mesmo!

The Prestige
The Prestige(2006)

It was a prestige of mine seeing and owing this... Must-see

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Way worse than the previous two.. but still nice