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Father Figures
4 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

The cast is the only thing that holds Father Figures together, but it doesn't do it for long. It's just a bad movie.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
4 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

G.I. Joe. Where to begin. Take a wildly popular and entertaining cartoon, top selling toy line, and give it a massive following that crosses a number of generations. Twist it, warp it, mutate it until it's unrecognizable. Now take a big dump on it, and put it to nonstop, irritating music along with cheesy CGI, bad acting, and a REALLY bad story, and you have G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.
I would call it laughably bad, but there is nothing humorous about how absolutely stupid this movie is. They could have given the characters different names and called it something else so they could have taken another crack at it.
G.I. Joe. G.I. JOE!!! You have one shot to get it right over the next few decades, and THIS is what we get? It's pathetic. I can usually at least get SOME entertainment value from it that the complete lack of physics and reality are forgivable. G.I. Joe made it stupid. It was ridiculous in every way.
The actors and acting were sad. Street Fighter with Jean Claude Van Dam was better than this. What a simple movie.
Unfortunately there is no way to give this lump of crap less than half a star.
Ever wonder why a movie has one, maybe two different previews? One reason is that they don't budget the money for advertising, and another is because it's so BAD they can't come up with more parts of the movie to put together to make a decent trailer.
At least while I was watching XXX with Vin Diesel, I thought it was really good. As soon as I started watching G.I. Joe I wanted it to be over. I told my wife that I'd go see it again, and as soon as she got home I begged her to spare me that pain again.
They spent $175,000,000 dollars to make the most..... visually insulting movie I've ever seen. I would have paid it to Dr. Evil as ransom if he would have threatened to make me watch this. Forget the nuclear missile.
Don't go see it just because it's G.I. Joe. Don't even go see it. You have been warned.

The Shape of Water
4 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

It was almost a great movie, but lost its way somewhere toward the end. Del Toro still shows off his creativity in The Shape of Water, just a little more turned down from what I'm used to. Hawkins stands out in a well cast film.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
4 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Wonderful actors create great characters here. The story is OK, nothing special. It's the actors that make this work so well.

Downsizing (2017)
4 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Like a writer who can't find an ending to a book but keeps writing anyway, Downsizing doesn't figure out where it's going and just stops at some point. The characters are likable and the idea is wasted.