Gaspar's Review of The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers(2011)
This was like a roller coaster of suck, not bad, kinda funny, suck, suck, pretty decent, hahaha, suck, dumb, whoosh and suck. I'm kinda sad that Orlando pinned his name to this failure, but I'm even sadder that with a few changes, both major and minor, it could have been 5 times better. I'm going to give it an extra half star, because it might have been slightly better had I not fallen asleep twice and watched it in shifts.