Francis LaLonde's Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

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20 Million Miles to Earth
20 Million Miles to Earth (1957) 2 years ago
  1. Col. Robert Calder: Get that elephant out of there!
H.G. Wells' First Men in the Moon
H.G. Wells' First Men in the Moon (1964) 5 years ago
  1. Prof. Joseph Cavor: Geese, I adore. Chickens, I detest! I've a good mind to make you fly home! All of you! AAHHH! I HATE CHICKENS!
H.G. Wells' First Men in the Moon
H.G. Wells' First Men in the Moon (1964) 5 years ago
  1. Prof. Joseph Cavor: [Kate thinks a gun is a good thing to have along] Madam, the chances of bagging an elephant on the Moon are remote.
Curse of the Crimson Altar
Curse of the Crimson Altar (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Robert Manning: It's like Boris Karloff is going to pop up at any moment.
The Cowboys
The Cowboys (1972) 5 years ago
  1. Jebediah Nightlinger: [the boys are acting innocent, while scheming to steal a bottle of whiskey] Boys are always guilty of something nasty. What could it be this time, I wonder?
The Cowboys
The Cowboys (1972) 5 years ago
  1. Hardy Fimps: I never noticed before, but most of the people I know are quiet compared to Mr. Andersen.
  2. Slim Honeycutt: He's quiet... it just comes out loud.
The Cowboys
The Cowboys (1972) 5 years ago
  1. Wil Anderson: You know, trail driving is not Sunday school picnic. You got to figure you're dealing with the dumbest oneriest critter on God's green earth. The cow is nothing but trouble tied up in a leather bag - and the horse ain't much better.
The Cowboys
The Cowboys (1972) 5 years ago
  1. Cimarron: They didn't even dig him a decent grave.
  2. Wil Anderson: Well, it's not how you're buried, it's how you're remembered.
The Cowboys
The Cowboys (1972) 5 years ago
  1. Jebediah Nightlinger: [praying to God before he's about to hanged by Asa Watts and his gang] I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger [eyes shifting to Asa Watts] ... and those I am about to.
The Cowboys
The Cowboys (1972) 5 years ago
  1. Jebediah Nightlinger: [referring to the madam Kate Collingwood's offer of sexual favor] Well, I have the inclination, the maturity, and the wherewithal... but unfortunately, I don't have the time.
The Cowboys
The Cowboys (1972) 5 years ago
  1. Wil Anderson: [repeated line] We're burnin' daylight.
The Great Race
The Great Race (1965) 5 years ago
  1. Prof. Fate: What's next?
  2. Max: Car number five, the engine falls out!
  3. Prof. Fate: Car number five! Ha ha ha ha! [beat] Er, Max... *we're* number five.
The Great Race
The Great Race (1965) 5 years ago
  1. Prof. Fate: [repeated line] [shouts] Maaaax!
The Great Race
The Great Race (1965) 5 years ago
  1. Prof. Fate: The eternal struggle takes time, Max.
The Great Race
The Great Race (1965) 5 years ago
  1. The Great Leslie: Are you a native of Burracho?
  2. Lily Olay: I ain't no native, I was born here!
The Great Race
The Great Race (1965) 5 years ago
  1. Prof. Fate: Leslie escaped?
  2. Gen. Kuhster: With a small friar.
  3. Prof. Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
The Great Race
The Great Race (1965) 5 years ago
  1. Prof. Fate: [repeated line] Push the button, Max!
Throne of Blood
Throne of Blood (1957) 5 years ago
  1. Taketoki Washizu: I am terribly drunk...
Seven Samurai (Shichinin no Samurai)
Seven Samurai (Shichinin no Samurai) (1956) 5 years ago
  1. Kambei leader of samurai: This is the nature of war. By protecting others, you save yourselves.
Seven Samurai (Shichinin no Samurai)
Seven Samurai (Shichinin no Samurai) (1956) 5 years ago
  1. Kikuchiyo would-be samurai: You fool! Damn you! You call yourself a horse! For shame! Hey! Wait! Please! I apologize! Forgive me!
Seven Samurai (Shichinin no Samurai)
Seven Samurai (Shichinin no Samurai) (1956) 5 years ago
  1. Heihachi amiable samurai: I'm Heinachi Hayashida, a fencer of the Wood Cut School.
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Billy Chapel: [repeated line] I can always tell when I'm in New York.
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Gus Osinski: The boys are all here for ya, we'll back you up, we'll be there, cause, Billy, we don't stink right now. We're the best team in baseball, right now, right this minute, because of you. You're the reason. We're not gonna screw that up, we're gonna be awesome for you right now. Just throw.
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Jane Aubrey: You ever gotten your heart broken?
  2. Billy Chapel: Yeah. When we lost the pennant in '87.
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Billy Chapel: [consoling Mickey Hart after an embarrasing play] There's a bunch of cameras out there right now waiting to make a joke of this, Mick. So you can either stop, give them the sound bite, do the dance. Or you can hold your head up and walk by, and the next time we're in Boston, we'll go out there and work the wall together. Don't help them make a joke out of you.
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Billy Chapel: [consoling Mickey Hart after an embarrasing play] There's a bunch of cameras out there right now waiting to make a joke of this, Mick. So you can either stop, give them the sound bite, do the dance. Or you can hold your head up and walk by, and the next time we're in Boston, we'll go out there and work the wall together. Don't help them make a joke out of you.
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Billy Chapel: I don't know if I have anything left.
  2. Gus Osinski: You just throw whatever you got, whatever's left. The boys are all here for you. We're gonna be awesome for you right now!
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Jane Aubrey: What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?
  2. Billy Chapel: No. But we could still be friends.
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Billy Chapel: [repeated line - his trick for concentration] Clear the mechanism.
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Camahan: [conversing with Wilson over the 2-way radio regarding the next procedure in the search for Kong and Dwan] There's gonna be somebody on that radar all night, isn't there?
  2. Fred Wilson: [in a tone of weary disgust] Any large furry BLIPS seen moving in your direction, you will KNOW...! Sweet dreams and out.
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Fred Wilson: Ah, the power of it. Ah, the superpower! Hail to the power! Hail to the power of Kong! And Petrox!
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Dwan: You know I had my horoscope done before I flew out to Hong Kong. And it said that I was going to cross over water and meet the biggest person in my life.
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Fred Wilson: [as the "Petrox Explorer" comes in sight of Skull Island] ... Did you ever wonder how Hernando Cortez felt when he discovered the Lost Treasure of the Incas?
  2. Jack Prescott: That wasn't Cortez; it was Pizarro. And he died flat broke.
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Fred Wilson: Take plenty of TNT when you go inland. Any sign of a monkey bigger than four feet, send him bang-bang.
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Jack Prescott: Kong! Kong! Kong! Kong! you heard them chant that! He exists. You saw the wall, right? Now who the hell do you think they're planning to give that girl to?
  2. Fred Wilson: It's some nutty religion. A priest gets dressed up like an ape and gets laid.
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Fred Wilson: Jack, let me straighten you out on a couple of points. One, that wall is an ancient ruin. Two, this island is uninhabited. [Loud drumming begins, coming from the direction of the wall]
  2. Jack Prescott: And three, there's an uninhabited German beer hall down there with a mechanical band.
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Fred Wilson: [Wilson steps out of the launch and onto the beach] Let's not get eaten alive on this island. Bring the mosquito spray.
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Fred Wilson: Lights! Camera! Kong!
King Kong
King Kong (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Jack Prescott: There is a girl out there who might be running for her life from some gigantic turned-on ape.
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. George Washington McLintock: [screaming at a homesteader] You've caused a lot of trouble this morning. Might have got somebody killed. Somebody oughta belt you in the mouth but I wont, I wont to hell I won't [knocks the man down a muddy hill]
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Katherine McLintock: [after walking out of her bedroom to find G.W. and Mrs. Warren at the bottom of the stairs] What's going on here?
  2. George Washington McLintock: [Intoxicated, with Mrs. Warren sitting on his lap] Now Katherine, are you going to believe what you see, or what I tell you?
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. George Washington McLintock: Agard, if you knew anything about Indians, you'd know that they're doing their level best to put up with our so-called 'benevolent patronage' in spite of the nincompoops that've been put in charge of it!
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. George Washington McLintock: [after falling down the stairs for a third time] Drago, I am sleeping in the den!
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Running Buffalo: Swell party, where's the whisky?
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Ching: [repeated line] Crummy family, crummy family!
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Curly Butler: [Curly indicates a hat hanging from the weather vane] Makes seven times this month he's come home swoggled.
  2. Drago: Six.
  3. Curly Butler: Seven!
  4. Drago: Six! Once was his birthday - that don't count.
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. George Washington McLintock: And I am *not* intoxicated... yet!
McLintock!
McLintock! (1963) 5 years ago
  1. George Washington McLintock: I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.
The Valley of Gwangi
The Valley of Gwangi (1969) 5 years ago
  1. Tuck: Well, you don't seem very glad to see me, Champ.
  2. Champ: About as glad as a dying mule to see a vulture.
The Valley of Gwangi
The Valley of Gwangi (1969) 5 years ago
  1. Rowdy: In all my travels I never seen anything like that two-ton lizard. If we could just get him back alive.
  2. Tuck: Yeah, the only thing I want to get back alive is me.
The Valley of Gwangi
The Valley of Gwangi (1969) 5 years ago
  1. Prof. Horace Bromley: I can't go now!
  2. Tuck: Professor, there's a big lizard back there and he's heading this way. Now get aboard!
The Valley of Gwangi
The Valley of Gwangi (1969) 5 years ago
  1. Lope: What kind of bird is it, professor?
  2. Prof. Horace Bromley: Oh, no bird...a giant pterydactyl...a flying reptile. It's been extinct for over 50 million years.
  3. T.J.: Then what is it doing here?
  4. Prof. Horace Bromley: Precisely...what is it doing here?
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Alex the Lion: Be sure to visit my web site. 24-hour webcam. Watch me sleep.
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Marty the Zebra: [Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer] Aw a thermometer!Thanks!I love it Melman, I love it! [he puts it in his mouth and poses]
  2. Melman the Giraffe: I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer?
  3. Marty the Zebra: Motherf... [Marty spits it out and retches]
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Marty the Zebra: [doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Alex the Lion: Shut up Spalding!
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Maurice: [flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, etc, etc, hooray, everybody.
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Melman the Giraffe: Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look! [takes urinal cake out of mouth] Free mints!
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Marty the Zebra: Did you ever think that there might be more to life than steak, Alex?
  2. Alex the Lion: [to his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Alex the Lion: 27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!
Madagascar
Madagascar (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Alex the Lion: What does Connecticut have to offer us?
  2. Melman the Giraffe: Lyme disease.
  3. Alex the Lion: Thank you, Melman.
Day of the Dead
Day of the Dead (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Steel: Come on, Bub! Come on, ya pus-brain bag of shit! Ya wanna learn how to shoot, Bub? I'll teach ya how to shoot!
Day of the Dead
Day of the Dead (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Logan: [Bub the zombie is playing with a telephone] That's right, Bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia! Say, 'Hello, Aunt Alicia!' 'Hello!'
  2. Bub: A-... a-... alloooooleeeeesha!
Day of the Dead
Day of the Dead (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Fisher: What's he trying to prove? I once saw one of those things sitting behind the wheel of a car in D.C. trying to drive down Independence Avenue. It didn't make me want to be its friend.
  2. Sarah: No, it isn't what this one does, but what he doesn't do! He doesn't get excited or agitated when Logan enters the room! He doesn't see Logan as...
  3. Fisher: Lunch.
  4. Sarah: Dinner.
  5. Fisher: Breakfast. [they laugh]
Day of the Dead
Day of the Dead (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Torrez: You find anything?
  2. John: Yeah. Prime real estate at close-out prices!
Day of the Dead
Day of the Dead (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Logan: [Bub has saluted Captain Rhodes] Apparently he was in the military! Return the salute! See what he does!
  2. Capt. Rhodes: You want me to salute that pile of walking pus? Salute my ass!
  3. Dr. Logan: Your ignorance is exceeded only by your charm, Captain. How can we expect them to behave if we act barbarically ourselves?
Tarzan Triumphs
Tarzan Triumphs (1943) 5 years ago
  1. Tarzan: Nazi hyena dead now.
Anatomy of a Murder
Anatomy of a Murder (1959) 5 years ago
  1. Pamell McCarthy: The lieutenant goes to Quill's place and plugs Mr. Quill about five times, which causes Mr. Quill to promptly die of lead poisoning.
Anatomy of a Murder
Anatomy of a Murder (1959) 5 years ago
  1. Paul Biegler: I'm just a humble country lawyer trying to do the best I can against this brilliant prosecutor from the big city of Lansing.
Anatomy of a Murder
Anatomy of a Murder (1959) 5 years ago
  1. Pamell McCarthy: Gin!... I knew there was something wrong with that guy. I never met a gin drinker yet that you could trust.
Anatomy of a Murder
Anatomy of a Murder (1959) 5 years ago
  1. Judge Weaver: One judge is quite like another. The only differences may be in the state of their digestions or their proclivities for sleeping on the bench. For myself, I can digest pig iron. And while I might appear to doze occasionally, you will find that I am easily awakened, particularly if shaken gently by a good lawyer with a nice point of law.
Anatomy of a Murder
Anatomy of a Murder (1959) 5 years ago
  1. Paul Biegler: Mr. Paquette, what would you call a man with an insatiable penchant for women?
  2. Alphonse Pacquette: A what?
  3. Paul Biegler: A penchant... a desire... taste... passion?
  4. Alphonse Pacquette: Well, uh, ladies' man, I guess. Or maybe just a damn fool! [laughter in the courtroom]
  5. Judge Weaver: Just answer the questions, Mr. Paquette. The attorneys will provide the wisecracks.
Anatomy of a Murder
Anatomy of a Murder (1959) 5 years ago
  1. Paul Biegler: If you do that one more time, I'll punch you all the way out into the middle of Lake Superior!
Gorgo
Gorgo (1961) 5 years ago
  1. Joe Ryan: [During a scuba dive, the men glimpse Gorgo and hurriedly return to the boat] What did you see, Sam?
  2. Sam Slade: I don't know. But whatever it was, I never want to see it again.
King Kong
King Kong (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Carl Denham: Fay's a size four.
  2. Preston: Yes, she is, but she's doing a picture with RKO.
  3. Carl Denham: Cooper, huh? I might've known.
King Kong
King Kong (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Carl Denham: Bring the tripod and all of the film.
  2. Herbert: Want to switch to the six-inch lens?
  3. Carl Denham: [considering Kong, who only he has seen] The wide-angle will do just fine.
King Kong
King Kong (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Lumpy the Cook: [seeing a footprint that Kong has left] There's only one creature capable of leaving a footprint that size. The Abominable Snowman.
For a Few Dollars More (Per Qualche Dollaro in Pił)
For a Few Dollars More (Per Qualche Dollaro i... (1965) 5 years ago
  1. The Man With No Name: [counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two? [a cowboy comes from behind, Monco turns and shoots him dead] ...Twenty-seven.
  2. Col. Douglas Mortimer: Any trouble, boy?
  3. The Man With No Name: No, old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.
A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari)
A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari... (1964) 5 years ago
  1. The Man with No Name: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari)
A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari... (1964) 5 years ago
  1. The Man with No Name: Baxter's over there, Rojo's there, me right smack in the middle.
  2. Silvanito: If you are thinking what I suspect, I tell you, don't try it!
  3. The Man with No Name: Crazy bell-ringer was right. There's money to be made in these parts.
A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari)
A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari... (1964) 5 years ago
  1. The Man with No Name: When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot.
El Dorado
El Dorado (1967) 5 years ago
  1. Bull Harris: ...might have anyhow if I wasn't tryin' to figure out what that fella's got on his head.
  2. Alan Bourdillon Trehearne (Mississippi): It's called a hat.
  3. Bull Harris: Well, I'll have to take your word for it.
El Dorado
El Dorado (1967) 5 years ago
  1. Cole Thornton: Did you get him?
  2. Alan Bourdillon Trehearne (Mississippi): Who?
  3. Cole Thornton: The fella that ran outta the church!
  4. Alan Bourdillon Trehearne (Mississippi): Well, yes and no.
  5. Cole Thornton: Yes and no? Did you or didn't you?
  6. Alan Bourdillon Trehearne (Mississippi): I hit the sign, and the sign hit him.
  7. Cole Thornton: Well, that's great.
  8. Alan Bourdillon Trehearne (Mississippi): He was limping when he left!
  9. Cole Thornton: He was limping when he got here!
El Dorado
El Dorado (1967) 5 years ago
  1. Cole Thornton: Next time you shoot somebody, don't go near 'em till you're... sure they're dead!
El Dorado
El Dorado (1967) 5 years ago
  1. Sheriff J.B. Harrah: What the hell are you doin' here?
  2. Cole Thornton: I'm lookin' at a tin star with a... drunk pinned on it.
The Natural
The Natural (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Bump Bailey: [after failing to catch a fly ball] I lost it in the sun.
  2. Pop Fisher: [looks up at the cloudy sky] Blinding.
The Natural
The Natural (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Pop Fisher: People don't start playing ball at your age, they retire!
The Natural
The Natural (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Roy Hobbs: Pick me out a winner Bobby.
The Natural
The Natural (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Pop Fisher: Batting practice tomorrow, be there!
  2. Roy Hobbs: I have been. Every day.
The Natural
The Natural (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Pop Fisher: C'mon Hobbs, knock the cover off the ball!
Kickboxer
Kickboxer (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Karl Sloane: [looking up at Freddy Lee] I want Tong Po! Give me Tong Po!
Bloodsport
Bloodsport (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Chong Li: You are next!
Bloodsport
Bloodsport (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Ray Jackson: [Frank is doing splits between two chairs] That hurts me just lookin' at it.
Bloodsport
Bloodsport (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Victor: I'm Lin. You Jackson? You look like a Jackson. That must make you Frank Ducks.
  2. Frank Dux: No, it's DUX.
  3. Victor: Oh, right, like put up your dukes.
Bloodsport
Bloodsport (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Ray Jackson: Time to separate the men from the boys.
  2. Victor: Just be sure Chong Li doesn't separate your head from your body.
Brian's Song
Brian's Song (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Brian Piccolo: So, Concannon calls this trap play, and it's just beautiful... 43 yards, wasn't it 43? Ah. So, Halas sees he's tired, and sends me in, so I go in, he comes out. Concannon then figures he's gonna get REALLY foxy... you know, Concannon is... So, he says, 'Um, same play. VERY SAME PLAY.' Now, a trap play is also called, a SUCKER play, because it makes the defense look REAL bad when it works. Now, defenses DO NOT like to look real bad, see... it makes 'em kinda surly... So, anyway, all the linemen go this way, and it's like I am lookin' at a team portrait of the Los Angeles Rams! 'Hey, Deacon! Merlin! How's the family, Rosey?'
Brian's Song
Brian's Song (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Brian Piccolo: Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he's comin, 'less of course it's Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher.
The Thief of Bagdad
The Thief of Bagdad (1940) 5 years ago
  1. Abu: How can you be so ungrateful?
  2. Djinni: Grateful? Slaves are not grateful. Not for their freedom!
The Thief of Bagdad
The Thief of Bagdad (1940) 5 years ago
  1. Djinni: You're a clever little man little master of the universe, but mortals are weak and frail. If their stomach speaks, they forget their brain. If their brain speaks, they forget their heart. And if their heart speaks [laughter] ... they forget everything.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Toby Neary: Dad, after this can we throw dirt in MY window?
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Farmer: [at press conference to discuss UFOs] I saw Bigfoot once! [everyone in thr room reacts. The Farmer stands up] 1951! It made a sound that I would not want to hear twice in my life. [sits down]
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Jillian Guiler: [on the police inquiring about her missing son] They asked me if I'd seen any strangers in the neighborhood.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. David Laughlin: Who flies crates like these anymore?
  2. Project leader: No one. These planes were reported missing in 1945.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Project leader: He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Air Traffic Controller: AirEast 31, do you wish to file a report of any kind to us?
  2. Air Traffic: [over radio] I wouldn't know what kind of report to file, Center.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Barry Guiler: You can come and play now.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Roy Neary: [contemplating the lump shape] This means something. This is important.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Brad Neary: I don't understand these fractions.
  2. Roy Neary: What's one third of sixty?
  3. Brad Neary: [bewildered] That's a fraction, I don't understand them.
  4. Roy Neary: [using a model train as an object lesson] Alright, let's say that this boxcar is sixty feet long, OK?, and one third of it is across this switch here, alright... And now another train is coming... Now, how far do you have to move this boxcar so that the other train doesn't smash it? Quickly Brad, there are thousands of lives at stake... Brad any answer... [CRASH]
First Blood
First Blood (1982) 5 years ago
  1. Teasle: They found Rambo's body. As a matter of fact, it stole an army truck. Blew up a gas station the other side of town.
  2. Trautman: The kid is resiliant.
First Blood
First Blood (1982) 5 years ago
  1. Teasle: Whatever possessed God in heaven to make a man like Rambo?
  2. Trautman: God didn't make Rambo. I made him!
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Bartleby "B" Gaines: I could go to jail.
  2. Uncle Ben: Don't worry, you're young. Your butt can take it.
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Hoyt Ambrose: You want me to give you something funny to laugh about?
  2. Bartleby "B" Gaines: You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse?
  3. Glen: BATTLE ROYALE.
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Uncle Ben: Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Bartleby "B" Gaines: Schrader, what about you? What do you want to learn?
  2. Sherman Schrader: Well, B, I'm glad you asked actually, 'cause since we're going to prison, I'm gonna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Bartleby "B" Gaines: Why'd you get fired?
  2. Glen: I got fired for making a shrimp slushy.
  3. Bartleby "B" Gaines: That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal?
  4. Glen: 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Uncle Ben: [to Group] What is learning? It's paying attention. It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life, and what's the worst that could happen? You get bit in the ass. Well let me tell you: my ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down.
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Sherman Schrader: It was your idea to put 'acceptance is just one click away'.
  2. Bartleby "B" Gaines: Yeah, you put it as 'one click away'! You don't make it... clickable!
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Uncle Ben: I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more 'Hey, oh, lets clone another goat,' and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying 'Hey, nice tits.' When did that go out the window?
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Bartleby "B" Gaines: And they all paid first semester's tuition?
  2. Rory: Yep. 10,000 bucks apiece. I stopped counting after the first 100 checks.
  3. Glen: That's 74 million dollars.
  4. Rory: It's a million dollars, Glen.
  5. Glen: Yeah... In human dollars.
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Freaky Student: I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind.
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Bartleby "B" Gaines: What the hell happened?
  2. Glen: An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Bartleby "B" Gaines: Nah, I'm not going to answer your question, 'cause you guys have already made up your minds. I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces, and it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are, just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them, and I am damn proud of that fact! I mean, Harmon College and their - their 100 years of tradition. But tradition of what? Of hazing kids and humiliating anyone who's a bit different? Of putting so much pressure on kids they turn into these - these stress freaks and caffeine addicts.
  2. Dean Van Horne: Your phony school demeans real colleges everywhere!
  3. Bartleby "B" Gaines: Why? Why can't we both exist? Huh? You can have your grades, and your rules and your structure and your ivory towers, and then we'll do things our way. Why do we have to conform to what you want?
  4. Dean Van Horne: Your curriculum is a joke, and you, sir, are a criminal.
  5. Bartleby "B" Gaines: You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime! Well, what about you parents? Did -did the system really work out for you? Did it teach you to follow your heart, or to just play it safe, roll over? What about you guys? Did you always want to be school administrators? Dr. Alexander, was that your dream? Or maybe no, maybe you wanted to be a poet. Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist. Maybe you just wanted to travel the world. Look, I - I lied to you. I lied to all of you, and I'm sorry. Dad, especially to you. But out of that desperation, something happened that was so amazing. Life was full of possibilities, and isn't that what you ultimately want for us? As parents, I mean, is - is that, is possibilities. Well, we came here today to ask for your approval, and something just occurred to me: I don't give a shit. Who cares about your approval? We don't need your approval to tell us that what we did was real. 'Cause there are so few truths in this world, that when you see one, you just know it. And I know that it is a truth that real learning took place at South Harmon. Whether you like it or not, it did. 'Cause you don't need teachers or classrooms or - or fancy highbrow traditions or money to really learn. You just need people with a desire to better themselves, and we got that by the shit-load at South Harmon. So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do. It doesn't really matter at this point, because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place, 'cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us, so GO!
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Robert Athos: [to D'Artagnan] My friend, my friend. My young country friend, when will you learn about Paris? By now Richelieu, without the slightest question, knows even the color of your underpants.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Robert Athos: [preparing to duel D'Artagnan with an injured right arm] You'll find the left hand most confusing.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers (1948) 5 years ago
  1. D'Artagnan: Well, Athos, in a matter of hours we'll be on the road to Spain with a price on our heads. Will we live to see France again?
  2. Robert Athos: Will we live to see Spain?
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Robert Athos: To die among friends. Can a man ask more? Can the world offer less? Who wants to live 'till the last bottle is empty? It's all-for one, d'Artagnan, and one for all.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers (1948) 5 years ago
  1. D'Artagnan: I kissed the Queen's hand!
  2. Constance Bonacieux: Have you no higher ambitions?
The Thin Man
The Thin Man (1934) 5 years ago
  1. Nora Charles: [suffering from a hang-over] What hit me?
  2. Nick Charles: The last martini.
The Thin Man
The Thin Man (1934) 5 years ago
  1. Nick Charles: The murderer is right in this room. Sitting at this table. You may serve the fish.
The Thin Man
The Thin Man (1934) 5 years ago
  1. Nick Charles: Now don't make a move or that dog will tear you to shreds.
The Thin Man
The Thin Man (1934) 5 years ago
  1. Nora Charles: You know, that sounds like an interesting case. Why don't you take it?
  2. Nick Charles: I haven't the time. I'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money I married you for.
The Thin Man
The Thin Man (1934) 5 years ago
  1. Nora Charles: Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?
The Thin Man
The Thin Man (1934) 5 years ago
  1. Reporter: Say listen, is he working on a case?
  2. Nora Charles: Yes, he is.
  3. Reporter: What case?
  4. Nora Charles: A case of scotch. Pitch in and help him.
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Cabbie: [Snake runs into Cabbie's taxi cab while being chased by the Crazies] Bad neighborhood, Snake! You don't want to be walking from the Bowery to 42nd Street at night. I've been driving a cab here for 30 years and I'm telling you: you don't walk around here at night! Yes, sir! Those Crazies'll kill you and strip you in ten seconds flat! Usually I'm not down around here myself, but I wanted to catch that show. That stuff is like gold around here, you know. [Cabbie casually lights a Molotov cocktail and throws it at approaching Crazies, which explodes in front of them, stopping them... and Cabbie speeds away with Snake in his taxi]
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Bob Hauk: There was an accident. About an hour ago, a small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board.
  2. Snake Plissken: The president of what?
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. President of the United States: [fires machine gun at the Duke] Ayy! Number Onnee! You're the Duke! You're the Duke! [stops firing] You're the... Duke. [quietly] You're... A-number one.
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. The Duke of New York: They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 59th Street bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way - from the neck up! [cheering erupts] On the hood of my car!
High Sierra
High Sierra (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Doc Banton: Roy, this is the land of milk and honey for the health racket. Every woman in California thinks she's either too fat or too thin or too something.
High Sierra
High Sierra (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Roy Earle: I wouldn't give you two cents for a dame without a temper.
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A.
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Taslima: [repeated line] I thought you'd be taller.
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A.
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Snake Plissken: [Snake finds a dead thug wearing his stolen jacket] I'll take my coat back now, asshole.
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A.
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Snake Plissken: Fuck you, I'm going to Hollywood...
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A.
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Malloy: [after the President orders Snake executed] On my command... FIRE! [the soldiers open fire, without effect. Malloy grabs a rifle, walks up to Snake, and swings the butt through his body]
  2. Brazen: He's not even *here*! He's a hologram!
  3. Snake Plissken: Catches on quick, doesn't she?
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A.
John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Surgeon General of Beverly Hills: [the Surgeon General gropes Taslima's breasts] My God, they're real!
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Jason Nesmith: Okey dokey, Okey dokey. Lets fire blue particle cannons full, red particle cannons full, gannet magnets fire them left and right, and let 'em run all chutes. And while you're at it, why don't ya toss that at 'em killer [tossing empty Coke can to gunner] That should take care of old lobster head shouldn't it?
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Alexander Dane: [In disgust] By Grapthar's hammer... what a savings.
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Gwen DeMarco: [Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers] What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
  2. Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show.
  3. Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Gwen DeMarco: Does the rolling *help*?
  2. Jason Nesmith: Yes, it helps.
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Sarris: [Sarris believes that Nesmith plans to ram his ship] Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake.
  2. Jason Nesmith: Well, let me tell you something, Sarris: It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating.
  3. Sarris: You fool! You failed to realize that, with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper.
  4. Jason Nesmith: And what you fail to realize is my ship... is dragging mines!
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Gwen DeMarco: Ducts? Why is it always ducts?
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Alexander Dane: [Quellek has been shot, and is dying. Alexander rushes to him] Quellek? [sees Quellek's wound] That's not too bad. We'll get you to the medical quarters, and you'll be fine.
  2. Quellek: It has been my greatest pleasure to serve with you. I have been blessed. I... I... I...
  3. Alexander Dane: Don't speak, Quellek.
  4. Quellek: You'll forgive my impertinence, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me.
  5. Alexander Dane: Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged.
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender.
Coneheads
Coneheads (1993) 5 years ago
  1. Beldar Conehead: [furious to be kept waiting over his car repair] What choice do I have? It is as if you have grabbed me by the base of my snarglies!
Coneheads
Coneheads (1993) 5 years ago
  1. The Highmaster: Let it be written... are you writing this?
Coneheads
Coneheads (1993) 5 years ago
  1. The Highmaster: Therefore, you will... NARFTLE THE GARTHOK!
Trilogy of Terror
Trilogy of Terror (1975) 5 years ago
  1. Chad Foster: You've drugged me!
  2. Julie: [Flippant] No dear, I've killed you.
Trilogy of Terror
Trilogy of Terror (1975) 5 years ago
  1. Amelia: [last lines] This is Amelia, mom. I'm sorry I acted the way I did. I think we should spend the evening together, just the way we planned. It's kind of late though. Why don't you come by my place and we'll go from here? No, I'm all right! Good. I'll be waiting for you.
Trilogy of Terror
Trilogy of Terror (1975) 5 years ago
  1. Amelia: [on the phone, threatened by a supernaturally animated Zuni hunting fetish doll] Operator, get me the police! I DON'T KNOW where I'm located, just get me the police, there's a... there's a... just get me the police, PLEASE?
Trilogy of Terror
Trilogy of Terror (1975) 5 years ago
  1. Amelia: This can't be happening! This can't be happening!
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (1949) 5 years ago
  1. Sgt. Hochbauer: [enters the bar with a crew to arrest Quincannon] You're under arrest, Quincannon.
  2. Sgt. Quincannon: By whose orders?
  3. Sgt. Hochbauer: By order of Capt. Brittles. Are you coming peaceably?
  4. Sgt. Quincannon: Laddie, I've never gone any place peaceably in me life. [puts down his drink and slugs Sgt. Hochbauer]
Fort Apache
Fort Apache (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Lt. Col. Owen Thursday: [steps on scale] What is this scale used for?
  2. Capt. Kirby York: Weigh government beef, sir.
  3. Lt. Col. Owen Thursday: [adjusts scale] Seems I've gained seventy pounds since I've been in Arizona.
Fort Apache
Fort Apache (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Sgt. Beaufort: [the four soldiers who've come to escort Lt. O'Rourke to the fort have been invited to have a drink by Col. Thursday] Four bottles of cool beer, Ma.
  2. Sgt. Festus Mulcahy: And I'll have the same... with a whiskey chaser.
Fort Apache
Fort Apache (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Sgt. Festus Mulcahy: [after Co. Thursday has told the soldiers to destroy the contraband 'whiskey'] 'Destroy it,' he says. Well, boys, we've a man's work ahead of us this day.
Fort Apache
Fort Apache (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Lt. Col. Owen Thursday: This Lt. O'Rourke - are you by chance related?
  2. Sgt. Major O'Rourke: Not by chance, sir, by blood. He's my son.
  3. Lt. Col. Owen Thursday: I see. How did he happen to get into West Point?
  4. Sgt. Major O'Rourke: It happened by presidential appointment, sir
  5. Lt. Col. Owen Thursday: Are you a former officer, O'Rourke?
  6. Sgt. Major O'Rourke: During the war, I was a major in the 69th New York regiment... The Irish Brigade, sir.
  7. Lt. Col. Owen Thursday: Still, it's been my impression that presidential appointments were restricted to sons of holders of the Medal of Honor.
  8. Sgt. Major O'Rourke: That is my impression, too, sir. Will that be all, sir?
All Through the Night
All Through the Night (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Gloves Donahue: [Breaking into building] Personally, I'd feel more comfortable if I had a rod.
  2. Sunshine: Here lies Sunshine under the sod. That's not odd. He had no rod.
  3. Gloves Donahue: You know, there are times when I wonder about you.
All Through the Night
All Through the Night (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Gloves Donahue: Any message?
  2. Barney: Should I leave out the curse words?
  3. Gloves Donahue: Yeah.
  4. Barney: No message.
All Through the Night
All Through the Night (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Sunshine: Nice cheerful little neighborhood. My friend got his skull crushed down here last week.
  2. Barney: For what?
  3. Sunshine: For nuthin'!
All Through the Night
All Through the Night (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Gloves Donahue: Do you remember anything else from your youth?
  2. Sunshine: Yeah, but they gave me three years to forget.
All Through the Night
All Through the Night (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Leda Hamilton: [to reporters] Well, I also feel it's about time someone knocked the Axis back on its heels.
  2. Gloves Donahue: Excuse me, Baby. What she means it's about time someone knocked those heels back on their axis.
All Through the Night
All Through the Night (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Gloves Donahue: [Sunshine knocks out a Nazi with an ax handle] Very good. Joe DiMaggio couldn't have done better.
  2. Sunshine: I used to bat .320 at reform school.
All Through the Night
All Through the Night (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Gloves Donahue: Say, there's more here than meets the FBI.
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 5 years ago
  1. Marty Lee Dreiwitz: [to French-Vietnamese bar girl] Hi, I'm William Holden...
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 5 years ago
  1. Edward Garlick: No, Phil, he's not all right. A man does not refer to Pat Boone as a beautiful genius if things are all right.
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 5 years ago
  1. Adrian Cronauer: [Lt. Steven Hauk uses Army jargon to refer to a press conference to be given by former Vice-President Nixon] Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) 5 years ago
  1. Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
The Quiet Man
The Quiet Man (1952) 5 years ago
  1. Red Will Danaher: Father? Little Flynn?
  2. Fr. Peter Lonergan: Well, I can't say it's true, and I won't say it's not, but there's been talk.
The Quiet Man
The Quiet Man (1952) 5 years ago
  1. Feeney: A pound on Thornton against the Squire!
  2. Michaeleen Flynn: Go away, ye traiter, ya!
The Quiet Man
The Quiet Man (1952) 5 years ago
  1. Michaeleen Flynn: I have... I have come...
  2. Mary Kate Danaher: Oh, I can see that. But from whose pub was it?
The Quiet Man
The Quiet Man (1952) 5 years ago
  1. Father Paul: Father, shouldn't we put a stop to it now?
  2. Fr. Peter Lonergan: [relishing the fight from a distance] Ah, we should, lad, yes, we should, it's our duty!
Dragonheart
Dragonheart (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Bowen: [teaching Gilbert to archer] Draw your bow, sight along the arrow, release! [releases the arrow, arrow sticks in the dummy's head]
  2. Hewe: Beginner's luck. Try again!
  3. Bowen: Steady... [releases the arrow, arrow sticks in the wooden dummy's crotch] [impressed, laughing] Brother Gilbert, you're a natural!
Dragonheart
Dragonheart (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Gilbert: [to the cannidbal-threating mob having just learned of Bowen's scheme, suspecting his involvement] Peace, brothers! Peace! [the mob keeps coming, he turns to run] Heathens!
Dragonheart
Dragonheart (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Bowen: [the villagers pelt Kara when she alls for rebellion] Why waste good food on bad rhetoric?
Dragonheart
Dragonheart (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Gilbert: [voiceover] And in the days following Draco's sacrifice, Bowen and Kara led the people in a time of justice and brotherhood. As I remember it now, those were golden years warmed by an unworldly light. And when things became the most difficult, Draco's star shown more brightly for all of us who knew where to look.
Dragonheart
Dragonheart (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Gilbert: [Bowen has just pretended to kill Draco for a second time] Well done, Bowen! You've done it again! What a brute! That's even bigger than the last one!
  2. Bowen: Actually, he's about the same size.
Dragonheart
Dragonheart (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Young Einon: The peasants are revolting.
  2. Brok: They've always been revolting, Prince. But now they're rebelling.
Dragonheart
Dragonheart (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Bowen: And now, Draco, without you, what do we do? Where do we turn?
  2. "Draco": [rising] To the stars, Bowen. To the stars.
The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Rogan: Hold it! There's no fleet? No Starfighters, no plan? One ship, you, me, and that's it?
  2. Grig: Exactly! Xur thinks you're still on Earth. Classic military strategy, surprise attack.
  3. Alex Rogan: It'll be a slaughter!
  4. Grig: That's the spirit!
  5. Alex Rogan: No, *my* slaughter!
The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Rogan: [to an alien] Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your, uh, whatever that is.
The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Grig: Up to your old 'Excalibur' tricks again, eh, Centauri?
The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Rogan: Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.
The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Centauri: [voice in video game] Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.
A League of Their Own
A League of Their Own (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Ira Lowenstein: Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.
  2. Jimmy Dugan: Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right. [spits]
A League of Their Own
A League of Their Own (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Dave Hooch: I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls, but that's my fault. I raised her like I would a boy. I didn't know any better. She loves to play. Don't make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please.
A League of Their Own
A League of Their Own (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Jimmy Dugan: Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?
The Goodbye Girl
The Goodbye Girl (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Elliott Garfield: [lamenting yet another bad review of his performance in the play] Channel 5 was honest. Direct and honest: 'Richard the III stunk. And Elliot Garfield was the stinkee.'
The Goodbye Girl
The Goodbye Girl (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Lucy McFadden: [hears Elliot chanting] What's that?
  2. Paula McFadden: Sounds like God.
  3. Lucy McFadden: I smell strawberries burning.
  4. Paula McFadden: That's incense.
  5. Lucy McFadden: What's incense?
  6. Paula McFadden: It is what I'm feeling right now.
The Goodbye Girl
The Goodbye Girl (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Elliott Garfield: I play the guitar whenever I cannot sleep, and I meditate every morning, complete with chanting and burning incense, so if you have to walk around I'd appreciate a little tiptoeing. Also: I sleep in the nude. 'Au buffo.' Winter and summer, rain or snow, with the windows open. And because I may have to go to the potty or to the fridge in the middle of the night, and because I do not want to put on jammies which I do not own in the first place, unless you're looking for a quick thrill or your daughter an advanced education I'd keep my door closed.
The Goodbye Girl
The Goodbye Girl (1977) 5 years ago
  1. Paula McFadden: I thought you said you were decent.
  2. Elliott Garfield: I am decent. I also happen to be naked.
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) 5 years ago
  1. Lucas: It is impossible. But I, Lucas, will do it.
The Teahouse of the August Moon
The Teahouse of the August Moon (1956) 5 years ago
  1. Colonel Purdy: You'll need an interpreter...
  2. Capt. Fisby: I can study the language.
  3. Colonel Purdy: No need. We won the war.
Bedazzled
Bedazzled (1967) 5 years ago
  1. George Spiggott: And the magic word: Julie Andrews!
Bedazzled
Bedazzled (1967) 5 years ago
  1. George Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you has been a lie. Including that.
  2. Stanley Moon: Including what?
  3. George Spiggott: That everything I've ever told has been a lie. That's not true.
  4. Stanley Moon: I don't know WHAT to believe.
  5. George Spiggott: Not me, Stanley, believe me!
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Marcus Vindictus: [while Josephus is hiding among the eunuchs, Caladonia dances erotically in front of them to test them] He's a eunuch.
  2. Capt. Mucus: Mmm-hmm.
  3. Marcus Vindictus: [she moves to another one, dancing harder] *He's* a eunuch.
  4. Capt. Mucus: Mmm-hmm.
  5. Marcus Vindictus: [she moves to a third one, dancing even harder] He's *dead!*
  6. Capt. Mucus: Hmm.
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets] Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Poppinjay: [muffled in to megaphone] Pawn threatens bishop!
  2. King Lou: What the hell did you say?
  3. Poppinjay: [turning to King Louis XVI without removing the megaphone] Pawn threatens bishop!
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Chief Monk: Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada - do not ask him for forgiveness. Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Insolent Flunkey: Count Da Money!
  2. Count de Monet: De Monet! Say it... Mo - nay! Say it with me, Mo - nay!
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Narrator: And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth... the critic.
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Jew: I was sitting in a temple / I was minding my own business / I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass / Then these papist persons plunge in / And they throw me in the dungeon / And they shove a red-hot poker up my ass / Is that considerate? / Is that polite? / And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Jew: I was sittin' flickin' chickens / And I'm looking through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I didn't even know them / And they grab me by the scrotum / And they started playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Oh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!
History of the World---Part I
History of the World---Part I (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!
A Shot in the Dark
A Shot in the Dark (1964) 5 years ago
  1. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Accusing a suspect, millionaire Benjamin Ballon] And I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a rit of fealous jage!
Kindergarten Cop
Kindergarten Cop (1990) 5 years ago
  1. Phoebe O'Hara: You're not so tough without your car, are you?
Bachelor Party
Bachelor Party (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Gary: [after being arrested and handcuffed to THE she/male he slept with earlier] NO, NOT HER, SHE PEES STANDING UP, NOT HER!
Bachelor Party
Bachelor Party (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Rick Gasko: What the hell are you doing?
  2. Brad: I'm slashing my wrist.
  3. Rick Gasko: With an electric razor?
  4. Brad: Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades.
  5. Rick Gasko: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.
Bachelor Party
Bachelor Party (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Jay O'Neill: I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!
Bachelor Party
Bachelor Party (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Ryko: Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.
Bachelor Party
Bachelor Party (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Rick Gasko: [on Mr. Nicholas' 'size'] Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work.
Shadow of the Vampire
Shadow of the Vampire (2000) 5 years ago
  1. FW. Murnau: Go ahead! Eat the writer! That will leave you explaining how your character gets to Bremen!
Shadow of the Vampire
Shadow of the Vampire (2000) 5 years ago
  1. FW. Murnau: If it's not in frame, it doesn't exist!
Shadow of the Vampire
Shadow of the Vampire (2000) 5 years ago
  1. FW. Murnau: Why him, you monster? Why not the... script girl?
  2. Max Schreck: Oh. The script girl. I'll eat her later.
King Kong
King Kong (1933) 5 years ago
  1. Ann Darrow: Do you always take the pictures you sell?
  2. Carl Denham: Ever since a trip I made to Africa. I'd have got a swell picture of a charging rhino, but the cameraman got scared. The darn fool, I was right there with a rifle! Seems he didn't trust me to get the rhino before it got him. I haven't fooled with a cameraman since; I do it myself.
King Kong
King Kong (1933) 5 years ago
  1. Theater Patron: Hey, what's this show about, anyway?
  2. Theater Patron: I don't know - they say it's some big gorilla.
  3. Theater Patron: Oh, geez - ain't we got enough of them in New York?
King Kong
King Kong (1933) 5 years ago
  1. Carl Denham: Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel.
Contact
Contact (1997) 5 years ago
  1. S.R. Hadden: [over video feed from Mir space station] I wanna show you something. [shows satellite feed to Ellie] Hokkaido Island.
  2. Ellie Arroway: The systems integration site.
  3. S.R. Hadden: Look closer. [zooms satellite feed to reveal second machine] First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price? Only, this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors. Who, also, happen to be, recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries...
  4. Ellie Arroway: [speaks with Hadden] ... of Hadden industries.
  5. S.R. Hadden: They still want an American to go, Doctor. Wanna take a ride?
Contact
Contact (1997) 5 years ago
  1. S.R. Hadden: [to Arroway in the tone of Hannibal Lecter] Clever girl.
Contact
Contact (1997) 5 years ago
  1. Kent: Dr. Arroway will be spending her precious telescope time listening for... uh... listening for...
  2. Ellie Arroway: Little green men.
The Thing from Another World
The Thing from Another World (1951) 5 years ago
  1. Gen. Fogarty: Close the door!
The Thing from Another World
The Thing from Another World (1951) 5 years ago
  1. Capt. Patrick Hendry: [after a quick encounter with the Thing] Did you get your picture?
  2. Ned "Scotty" Scott: No, you were in the way and the door wasn't open long enough.
  3. Capt. Patrick Hendry: You want us to open it again?
  4. Ned "Scotty" Scott: NO!
The Thing from Another World
The Thing from Another World (1951) 5 years ago
  1. Ned "Scotty" Scott: [referring to McPherson's gun] You sure you know how to use that thing?
  2. Lt. MacPherson (Erickson): I saw Gary Cooper in 'Sergeant York.' [pretending to lick his thumb and rub it on the gunsight, like Cooper in 'Sergeant York']
The Thing from Another World
The Thing from Another World (1951) 5 years ago
  1. Lt. MacPherson (Erickson): What if he can read our minds?
  2. Lt. Eddie Dykes: He'll be real mad when he gets to me.
The Thing from Another World
The Thing from Another World (1951) 5 years ago
  1. Ned "Scotty" Scott: An intellectual carrot. The mind boggles.
Crocodile Dundee
Crocodile Dundee (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Sue Charlton: Is it dead?
  2. Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [looks at the crocodile with his knife in its skull] Well, if it isn't, it'll be a helluva job skinning the bastard.
Crocodile Dundee
Crocodile Dundee (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
  2. Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
  3. Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Jim Blandings: This little piggy went to market. A meek and as mild as a lamb. He smiled in his tracks. When they slipped him the axe. He KNEW he'd turn out to be Wham!
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Muriel Blandings: I want it to be a soft green, not as blue-green as a robin's egg, but not as yellow-green as daffodil buds. Now, the only sample I could get is a little too yellow, but don't let whoever does it go to the other extreme and get it too blue. It should just be a sort of grayish-yellow-green. Now, the dining room. I'd like yellow. Not just yellow; a very gay yellow. Something bright and sunshine-y. I tell you, Mr. PeDelford, if you'll send one of your men to the grocer for a pound of their best butter, and match that exactly, you can't go wrong! Now, this is the paper we're going to use in the hall. It's flowered, but I don't want the ceiling to match any of the colors of the flowers. There's some little dots in the background, and it's these dots I want you to match. Not the little greenish dot near the hollyhock leaf, but the little bluish dot between the rosebud and the delphinium blossom. Is that clear? Now the kitchen is to be white. Not a cold, antiseptic hospital white. A little warmer, but still, not to suggest any other color but white. Now for the powder room - in here - I want you to match this thread, and don't lose it. It's the only spool I have and I had an awful time finding it! As you can see, it's practically an apple red. Somewhere between a healthy winesap and an unripened Jonathan. Oh, excuse me...
  2. Mr. Delford: You got that Charlie?
  3. Workman: Red, green, blue, yellow, white.
  4. Mr. Delford: Check.
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Gussie: If you ain't eatin' Wham, you ain't eatin' ham.
Die Hard 2
Die Hard 2 (1990) 5 years ago
  1. Marvin: [about the radio he lifted from one of Stuart's henchmen] I found it on the floor next to the luggage belt. What the hell are you so excited about?
  2. John McClane: The code's still punched into this one.
  3. Marvin: You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it.
  4. John McClane: How 'bout I let you live?
  5. Marvin: Man knows how to barter.
I Was a Male War Bride
I Was a Male War Bride (1949) 5 years ago
  1. Capt. Henri Rochard: My name is Rochard. You'll think I'm a bride but actually I'm a husband. There'll be a moment or two of confusion but, if we all keep our heads, everything will be fine.
I Was a Male War Bride
I Was a Male War Bride (1949) 5 years ago
  1. Sergeant: Any female trouble?
  2. Capt. Henri Rochard: Nothing but, Sergeant.
I Was a Male War Bride
I Was a Male War Bride (1949) 5 years ago
  1. Sergeant: You're not Mrs. Rochard!
  2. Capt. Henri Rochard: I'm MISTER Rochard.
  3. Sergeant: Well, it's your WIFE who must report here for transportation to Bremerhaven.
  4. Capt. Henri Rochard: According to the War Department, I AM my wife.
  5. Sergeant: You can't be your wife!
  6. Capt. Henri Rochard: If the American army says that I CAN be my wife, who am I to dispute them?
I Was a Male War Bride
I Was a Male War Bride (1949) 5 years ago
  1. Capt. Henri Rochard: I am an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public law 271 of the Congress.
Ice Station Zebra
Ice Station Zebra (1968) 5 years ago
  1. David Jones: The Russians put our camera made by *our* German scientists and your film made by *your* German scientists into their satellite made by *their* German scientists.
Ice Station Zebra
Ice Station Zebra (1968) 5 years ago
  1. Cmdr. James Ferraday: We operate on a first-name basis. My first name is Captain.
Ice Station Zebra
Ice Station Zebra (1968) 5 years ago
  1. David Jones: I once killed a man called Jones. Though not for that reason, of course.
Equinox
Equinox (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Asmodeus: If you knew what was in that book, you'd turn to jelly! It's not meant for worms like you! What did you think you were gonna do with it - sell it to a museum? Why didn't you tell me you... [Jim holds out his mystic symbol] AAH! Damn; heaven!
The Hunt for Red October
The Hunt for Red October (1990) 5 years ago
  1. Capt. Bart Mancuso: All back full.
  2. Lt. Comdr. Thompson: Captain...
  3. Capt. Bart Mancuso: I said, all back full!
  4. Lt. Comdr. Thompson: Back full, aye.
  5. Seaman Jones: [the Dallas reverses, churning the water] Captain, we're cavitating, he can hear us!
  6. Capt. Bart Mancuso: Conn, aye. All right, Ryan, we just unzipped our fly. Mr. Thompson! Open the outer doors, firing point procedures. Now if that bastard so much as twitches, I'm going to blow him straight to Mars.
The Hunt for Red October
The Hunt for Red October (1990) 5 years ago
  1. Admiral James Greer: Now, understand, Commander, that torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... [showing him his identification] ... was never here.
Ice Age
Ice Age (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Diego: Whoo, YEAH! Who's up for round TWO? [pause; embarrassed] Um, t-t-tell the kid to be more careful.
Ice Age
Ice Age (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Sid: Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean, there's plenty of Sid to go around.
Ice Age
Ice Age (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Diego: I've heard of these crackpots.
Ice Age
Ice Age (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Diego: The baby? Please. I was just returning it to its herd.
  2. Sid: Oh, yeah. Nice try, Bucktooth.
  3. Diego: You calling me a liar?
  4. Sid: I didn't say that.
  5. Diego: You were thinking it.
  6. Sid: [whispering, to Manny] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Ice Age
Ice Age (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Sid: [about the baby] I bet he's hungry.
  2. Manny: How 'bout some milk?
  3. Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
  4. Diego: Not you. The baby.
  5. Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.
  6. Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren't you...
  7. Manny: [in a shout that echoes] ENOUGH!
Ice Age
Ice Age (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Manny: Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
Ice Age
Ice Age (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Manny: [watching the dodos] Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.
Ice Age
Ice Age (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid, Lord of the Flame.'
  2. Manny: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Grim Reaper: [to God] They Melvined me.
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Station: Station!
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Bill S. Preston / Evil Bill / Granny Preston: [Dead Bill] Ted?
  2. Ted "Theodore" Logan: [Dead Ted] What?
  3. Bill S. Preston / Evil Bill / Granny Preston: [Dead Bill] Don't "Fear the Reaper"! [both of them do an air guitar]
  4. Grim Reaper: I heard that.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Bill S. Preston: Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?
  2. Bill S. Preston: [pause, then with Ted] Waterloo!
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Bill S. Preston: You ditched Napoleon!
  2. Ted "Theodore" Logan: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?
  3. Deacon: He was a dick.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
  2. Ted "Theodore" Logan: Iron Maiden?
  3. Bill S. Preston: [With Ted] Excellent! [both play air guitar]
  4. Evil Duke: Execute them.
  5. Bill S. Preston: [With Ted] Bogus!
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Girl at Mall: Oh, my God! [laughs with her friend at Freud's introduction]
  2. Sigmund Freud: You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.
  3. Girl at Mall: You are such a geek! [walks off with her friend]
  4. Billy the Kid: Way to go, egghead!
  5. Socrates: GEEK! [laughs]
  6. Sigmund Freud: What is a geek?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Bill S. Preston: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
  2. Ted "Theodore" Logan: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
  3. Ted "Theodore" Logan: [with Bill] ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN! [All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
  4. Ted "Theodore" Logan: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Ox: [delivering a history report] Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... ...SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Rabbit of Seville
Rabbit of Seville (1950) 5 years ago
  1. Bugs Bunny: [last line, after dispatching Elmer, and one munch on a carrot] Ehh... Next?
Lake Placid
Lake Placid (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Hector Cyr: Let's not overlook the fact that he didn't eat me.
  2. Jack Wells: 'Cause he just ate a cow, stupid!
Lake Placid
Lake Placid (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Hank Keogh: [the U.S. and Florida game officials finally show up] We, uh, trapped him with our chopper.
Lake Placid
Lake Placid (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Mrs. Bickerman: Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile...
  2. Hank Keogh: You're gonna stay right here until the police show. You're under full house arrest.
  3. Mrs. Bickerman: Thank you, officer fuck-meat!
Lake Placid
Lake Placid (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Hector Cyr: [Upon finding a decaying toe] Is this the man that was killed?
  2. Hank Keogh: He seemed... taller.
Arsenic and Old Lace
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) 5 years ago
  1. "Teddy Roosevelt" Brewster: [Mr. Witherspoon has just met Teddy and Teddy pulls Mortimer aside] Is he trying to move into the White House before I've moved out?
  2. Mortimer Brewster: Who?
  3. "Teddy Roosevelt" Brewster: [points to Mr. Witherspoon] Taft!
Arsenic and Old Lace
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Einstein: You shouldn't have killed him. Just because he know something about us, what happens?
  2. Jonathan Brewster: We come to him for help, and he tries to shake us down. Besides, he said I looked like Boris Karloff!
Arsenic and Old Lace
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) 5 years ago
  1. Mortimer Brewster: [singing] There is a Happydale, far, far away...
Arsenic and Old Lace
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) 5 years ago
  1. Martha Brewster: For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.
  2. Mortimer Brewster: Hmm. Should have quite a kick.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Phillip: [Ed is driving Philip's Jaguar very fast, dodging other cars as he tries to escape the zombies] [pompously] You *do* realise this is a 20 mph zone?
  2. Ed: [grinning] Oh yeah!
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Barbara: My, how you've grown!
  2. Ed: Yeah, you'd better believe it.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Ed: You've got red on you.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Shaun: [after the gun fires in the pub, proving Ed correct] Okay. But dogs CAN look up!
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Shaun: Do you want anything from the shop?
  2. Ed: Cornetto.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Ed: Don't forget to kill Philip!
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Ed: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
The Fearless Vampire Killers
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967) 5 years ago
  1. Shagal: [a young woman tries to fend off Shagail, a Jewish Vampire, with a cross] Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.
Pale Rider
Pale Rider (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Josh LaHood: [preacher has just hit Club in the groin with a sledgehammer - Josh LaHood looks at Club when he gets back up on his horse and they start to ride away] You think you can make it?
  2. Club: Ice! Ice!
Pale Rider
Pale Rider (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Preacher: Nothing like a good piece of hickory.
What's Opera, Doc?
What's Opera, Doc? (1957) 5 years ago
  1. Elmer Fudd: I will do it with my spear and magic helmet!
  2. Bugs Bunny: Your spear and magic helmet?
  3. Elmer Fudd: Spear and magic helmet!
  4. Bugs Bunny: Magic helmet?
  5. Elmer Fudd: MAGIC HELMET!
  6. Bugs Bunny: [aside to audience, cynical] Magic helmet.
What's Opera, Doc?
What's Opera, Doc? (1957) 5 years ago
  1. Elmer Fudd: [to Ride of the Valkyries] Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!
To Have and Have Not
To Have and Have Not (1944) 5 years ago
  1. Harry Morgan: [slim kisses Steve] What did you do that for?
  2. Marie Browning (Slim): I've been wondering if I'd like it.
  3. Harry Morgan: What's the decision?
  4. Marie Browning (Slim): I don't know yet. [they kiss again] It's even better when you help.
The Jerk
The Jerk (1979) 5 years ago
  1. Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do?
  2. Navin Johnson: What's that?
  3. Patty Bernstein: Guess *your* weight. [starts squeezing on him everywhere]
  4. Navin Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!
The Jerk
The Jerk (1979) 5 years ago
  1. Navin Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
The Jerk
The Jerk (1979) 5 years ago
  1. Madman: [points to Navin's name in the phone book] Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical bastard.
The Jerk
The Jerk (1979) 5 years ago
  1. Navin Johnson: [Navin recites some wisdom] Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
The Jerk
The Jerk (1979) 5 years ago
  1. Navin Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
Three Amigos!
Three Amigos! (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Ned Nederlander: Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip... LONNEEEEEEEE! [fires pistol]
  2. Lucky Day: Farley-farley-farley-farley-farley-farley... Hafurrrrrrr... [fires pistol]
  3. Dusty Bottoms: Kinut, hoooooola widdle! Tas, habble... sohn. [accidentally shoots the Invisible Swordsman]
  4. Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
  5. Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right.
  6. Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was?
  7. Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. *We* both fired *up*. [aside] It's like living with a six-year old.
Three Amigos!
Three Amigos! (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
  2. Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.
End of Days
End of Days (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Jericho Cane: [somewhat surprised] You're bleeding!
  2. Chicago: Of course I'm bleeding! You fucking shot me!
End of Days
End of Days (1999) 5 years ago
  1. The Man: [Satan bumps into a skateboarder who is wearing a 'Satan Rules' shirt] Hey kid, nice shirt.
  2. Skateboarder: [Looks Satan up and down] Fuck you man. [Skates into the road]
  3. The Man: [Whispers] Hey Kid.
  4. The Man: [the skateboarder looks around and gets hit by a bus]...Nice shirt.
Let's Go to Prison
Let's Go to Prison (2006) 5 years ago
  1. John Lyshitski: Under all the swastikas, he's a real prick.
Island of Lost Souls
Island of Lost Souls (1933) 5 years ago
  1. Ruth Thomas: [hearing chanting] What's that?
  2. Dr. Moreau: The natives, they have a curious ceremony. Mr. Parker has witnessed it.
  3. Ruth Thomas: Tell us about it, Edward.
  4. Edward Parker: Oh, it's... it's nothing.
  5. Dr. Moreau: They are restless tonight.
The Fugitive
The Fugitive (1993) 5 years ago
  1. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard: Why did Richard Kimble kill his wife?
  2. Detective Kelly: He did it for the money.
  3. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard: What do you mean, he did it for the money? He's a doctor. He's already rich.
  4. Detective Kelly: But she was more rich.
The Fugitive
The Fugitive (1993) 5 years ago
  1. Sykes "One Armed Man": What is this - a trench coat convention?
The Fugitive
The Fugitive (1993) 5 years ago
  1. Biggs: [after Kimble jumps off of the dam] Sam, are you out of your mind? He's dead.
  2. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard: That ought to make him easier to catch.
The Fugitive
The Fugitive (1993) 5 years ago
  1. Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard: [on the phone] Well, Sir, Mr. Copeland was a bad man. He was gonna shoot one of my kids. [pauses] Well, sir, you can blame me, I'm the one that shot him.
The Fugitive
The Fugitive (1993) 5 years ago
  1. Detective Kelly: We were just informed by the U.S. Marshal's Office that Doctor Richard Kimble is alive and well and living in the city of Chicago. Now you all know in what high regard I hold the scumbag. So I am personally donating a bottle of twelve-year-old Scotch to whoever puts the collar on this quack.
Eraser
Eraser (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Perimeter Guy: [on his walkie-talkie] Sir, I have a situation here.
  2. Tony: [to Dock Guard] You certainly do.
Eraser
Eraser (1996) 5 years ago
  1. "Eraser" John Kruger: A major defense contractor is selling to terrorists on the black market.
  2. Tony: [Tony and his whole crew start laughing] Mr. Sixty Minutes, tell me something I don't know.
  3. "Eraser" John Kruger: It's happening tonight, on your docks.
  4. Tony: [stops laughing] *That* I didn't know.
Eraser
Eraser (1996) 5 years ago
  1. "Eraser" John Kruger: Don't move, you're dead. [takes a photo]
Eraser
Eraser (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Lee Cullen: [John knocks down a door and shoots a guy] You're late!
  2. "Eraser" John Kruger: Traffic.
Eraser
Eraser (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Calderon: Hey, who does this guy think he is?
  2. Robert Deguerin: Who, him? Well, he thinks he's the best guy in the game. I think he's right. Try not to piss him off, okay?
Eraser
Eraser (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Tony: There they are. Commie bastards!
  2. Little Mike: They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
  3. Tony: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.
Eraser
Eraser (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Tony: No one screws with the union!
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Brain: Swear to God Snake, I thought you were dead...
  2. Snake Plissken: Yeah, you and everybody else!
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Bob Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake?
  2. Snake Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired. [pause] Maybe later.
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Girl in Chock Full O'Nuts: You're a cop!
  2. Snake Plissken: I'm an asshole...
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Bob Hauk: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
  2. Snake Plissken: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
  3. Bob Hauk: No.
  4. Snake Plissken: Good!
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Bob Hauk: Plissken? Plissken, what are you doing?
  2. Snake Plissken: Playing with myself! I'm going in.
Escape from New York
Escape from New York (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Bob Hauk: I'm not a fool, Plissken!
  2. Snake Plissken: Call me 'Snake.'
For Love of the Game
For Love of the Game (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Billy Chapel: [to himself, pitching to a Yankee batter] Sam Tuttle. I can't think of a better reason not to be a Yankee.
The Negotiator
The Negotiator (1998) 5 years ago
  1. Rudy: You know what Nietzsche says: Even the strongest have their moments of fatigue. And I'm fatigued, Danny. I'm just, I'm fucking fatigued.
The Negotiator
The Negotiator (1998) 5 years ago
  1. Chris Sabian: I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone.
Them!
Them! (1954) 5 years ago
  1. Robert Graham: [the nest has been saturated with cyanide] Boy, if I can still raise an arm when we get out of this place, I'm gonna show you just how saturated *I* can get.
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) 5 years ago
  1. Klaatu: I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason.
A Bucket of Blood
A Bucket of Blood (1959) 5 years ago
  1. Maxwell Brock: Walter has a clear mind. One day something will enter it, feel lonely... and leave again.
The Song of Bernadette
The Song of Bernadette (1943) 5 years ago
  1. Bernarde Casterot: She SEES this lady. No one else does. Who are you to say that she is wrong and you are right? She may well be a heavenly creature... You will go with her! All the women of the family must stand by her side. I'll come. And when I walk with her... let anyone dare to laugh!
The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice
The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Flynn Carson: I think it only fair to warn you that I am a librarian.
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Flynn Carsen: Well then, we better call the police.
  2. Charlene: Oh yeah, call the police. Tell them about the Spear of Destiny, the golden goose, the lost Ark. Enjoy your stay in the psych ward. I understand Thorazine comes in vanilla now.
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Flynn Carsen: [after being told that he has to fly a helicopter with no prior experience] The main principles are lift and thrust...
  2. Flynn Carsen: [fiddles with controls] Easy as pie.
  3. Flynn Carsen: [helicopter starts malfunctioning and flying erratically] Horrible! Horrible! High-velocity pie of death!
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Flynn Carsen: Where are the Marines?
  2. Judson: [pulls back shirt to reveal Marine tattoo over heart] Semper Fi.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers (1948) 5 years ago
  1. D'Artagnan: Porthos, when did a wound ever come between you and a fight?
  2. Porthos: [lying on his stomach] Well, unfortunately the position of this one comes between me and my horse.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers (1948) 5 years ago
  1. Jussac: [while dueling] Why don't you use your right hand, Athos?
  2. Robert Athos: I save my right hand for my drinking.
Balls of Fury
Balls of Fury (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Feng: Stop! This is Boring! Kill them Both! We're missing Antiques Roadshow!
Balls of Fury
Balls of Fury (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Wong: Welcome to the underbelly of ping-pong where fortunes are won and lost. I'm exaggerating, of course, but you get my point.
Balls of Fury
Balls of Fury (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Rodriguez: I'm from the FBI.
  2. Randy Daytona: Whoa man. I didn't mean to kill that guy. How was I supposed to know he had a bad heart?
  3. Rodriguez: Hey. I'm not here for that. I thought that was part of the act. Until the paramedics came I was laughing my ass off.
Heartbreak Ridge
Heartbreak Ridge (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Sgt. Webster: Major Powers and I are building an e-lite company of fighting men.
  2. Tom Highway: The only thing you could build, Webster... is a good case of hemorrhoids.
Heartbreak Ridge
Heartbreak Ridge (1986) 5 years ago
  1. "Swede" Johnson: I'm gonna rip yer head off and shit down yer neck.
Heartbreak Ridge
Heartbreak Ridge (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Tom Highway: Take your post. The Marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately you ain't it. We will blaze a path into battle for others to follow. Surrender is not in our creed. Let me here you say that.
  2. Fragetti: [along with the rest of the platoon, mumbling] Surrender is not in our creed.
  3. Tom Highway: Louder or the next time you leave this base for R&R you'll be collecting your pensions.
  4. Fragetti: [along with the rest of the platoon] Surrender is not in our creed!
  5. Tom Highway: Louder!
  6. Fragetti: [along with the rest of the platoon] SURRENDER IS NOT IN OUR CREED!
  7. Tom Highway: Oo-rah
Heartbreak Ridge
Heartbreak Ridge (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Maj. Powers: [approaching Highway] Just what the hell do you think you're doing?
  2. Tom Highway: Just enjoying the view, sir.
  3. Maj. Powers: Well, you disobeyed an order. I told you to stay in contact and not take this hill without me. Damn it! Get on your feet, Highway!
  4. Tom Highway: With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
The Caine Mutiny
The Caine Mutiny (1954) 5 years ago
  1. Lt. Barney Greenwald: If you wanna do anything about it, I'll be outside. I'm a lot drunker than you are, so it'll be a fair fight.
The Caine Mutiny
The Caine Mutiny (1954) 5 years ago
  1. Lt. Barney Greenwald: I don't want to upset you too much, but at the moment you have an excellent chance of being hanged.
The Pink Panther
The Pink Panther (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [having stepped on and broken the violin] Oh well, if you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them all.
A Shot in the Dark
A Shot in the Dark (1964) 5 years ago
  1. Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one.
A Shot in the Dark
A Shot in the Dark (1964) 5 years ago
  1. Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus: Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world.
Waiting
Waiting (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Raddimus: And that's the Abraham Lincoln, but remember, you gotta shave it so it looks like his beard, otherwise, it don't count.
Waiting
Waiting (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Calvin: Take a look at the bat wing, Bitch.
  2. Raddimus: Oh, it's so veiny.
Waiting
Waiting (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Monty: You know, we should probably feel guilty, but she broke the cardinal rule. Don't fuck with people that handle your food.
Waiting
Waiting (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Dan: We need to seize the day. Be enthusiastic.
  2. Floyd: [enthusiastically] Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!
Waiting
Waiting (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Bishop: So, when things in your life become stagnant - you know, you're no longer happy with what you're doing - then you figure out what's important to you. Then create your own penis-showing game.
Waiting
Waiting (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Raddimus: [Mitch pulls down his pants and everyone says oh shit!] The goat! The goat, you bastard!
Waiting
Waiting (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Dan: [to employees] Oh, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.
Waiting
Waiting (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Floyd: [to Mitch] Welcome to Thunderdome, Bitch.
Silver Streak
Silver Streak (1976) 5 years ago
  1. George Caldwell: [Grover has just told George they have to jump from the train] No! I've left this train twice already!
Silver Streak
Silver Streak (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Sheriff Chauncey: Hello, Car 36, what the hell happened to you guys?
  2. Grover Muldoon: [into the radio] Hey Chauncey, this is Grover T. Muldoon. You wanna know what happened? We just whooped your ass. We whooped your ass. Ha ha ha!
Silver Streak
Silver Streak (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Sheriff Chauncey: Is he with the feds?
  2. George Caldwell: Who?
  3. Sheriff Chauncey: This guy Rembrandt.
  4. George Caldwell: Rembrandt is dead.
  5. Sheriff Chauncey: Dead? That makes four.
Silver Streak
Silver Streak (1976) 5 years ago
  1. George Caldwell: [each time he jumps, falls, is thrown or is pushed off the train] Son of a bitch!
Black Sheep
Black Sheep (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Experience: What's that noise?
  2. Henry Oldfield: Somebody's shearing.
Black Sheep
Black Sheep (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Henry Oldfield: What are you doing in here?
  2. Angus Oldfield: You wouldn't understand.
Black Sheep
Black Sheep (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Henry Oldfield: You fucker!
  2. Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.
  3. Henry Oldfield: You wanker!
Black Sheep
Black Sheep (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Experience: What is wrong with you?
  2. Henry Oldfield: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.
  3. Experience: Well, what's that?
  4. Henry Oldfield: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!
Black Sheep
Black Sheep (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Tucker: What about the sheep?
  2. Henry Oldfield: Fuck the sheep!
  3. Tucker: No time for that bro. Go go go!
Brigadoon
Brigadoon (1954) 5 years ago
  1. Andrew Campbell: You'll never find peace by hating, lad. It only shuts ye off more from the world. And this town is only a cursed place, if ye make it so. To the rest of us, 'tis a blessed place!
Brigadoon
Brigadoon (1954) 5 years ago
  1. Tommy Albright: [miserable] Why do you have to *lose* something, to find out what it *really* means?
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Hans Gruber: [reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt] Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
Predator
Predator (1987) 5 years ago
  1. Dillon: That's a real nasty habit you got there.
Fahrenheit 451
Fahrenheit 451 (1966) 5 years ago
  1. Montag: To learn how to find, one must first learn how to hide.
The Last Man on Earth
The Last Man on Earth (1964) 5 years ago
  1. Ben Cortman: Morgan, come out!
The Day of the Triffids
The Day of the Triffids (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Tom Goodwin: [to Karen] Keep behind me. There's no sense in getting killed by a plant.
The Great Escape
The Great Escape (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Senior Officer Ramsey: Up the rebels.
  2. Goff: Down the British.
The Great Escape
The Great Escape (1963) 5 years ago
  1. "Cooler King" Hilts: What do they call a mole in Scotland?
  2. "The Mole" Ives: A mole.
The Great Escape
The Great Escape (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Kuhn: We have reason to believe this prisoner is the mastermind behind numerous criminal escape attempts.
  2. Von Lugar "The Kommandant": [sarcastically] Squadron Leader Bartlett has been three months in your care! And the Gestapo has only 'reason to believe'!
The Great Escape
The Great Escape (1963) 5 years ago
  1. Strachwitz: I will not take action against you, now. This is the first day here and there has been much stupidity and carelessness... on both sides!
The Great Escape
The Great Escape (1963) 5 years ago
  1. "Cooler King" Hilts: Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need?
  2. "Big X" Bartlett: Yes.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Indiana Jones: [spotting an approaching fighter] 11 o'clock! Dad, 11 o'clock!
  2. Dr. Henry Jones: [looking at his watch] What happens at 11 o'clock?
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Sultan: Rolls-Royce Phantom two. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Indiana Jones: [Early in the movie, lecturing in class] 'X' never, ever marks the spot.
  2. Indiana Jones: [later in the movie, finding a hidden passage in a Venetian library, and shrugging shoulders] 'X' marks the spot.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Fedora: You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Elsa Schneider: [encountering a painting of the Ark of the Covenant] What's this?
  2. Indiana Jones: Ark of the Covenant.
  3. Dr. Elsa Schneider: Are you sure?
  4. Indiana Jones: Pretty sure.
The Last Samurai
The Last Samurai (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Katsumoto: What happened to the warriors at Thermopylae?
  2. Nathan Algren: Dead to the last man.
The Last Samurai
The Last Samurai (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Katsumoto: Well, they won't surrender.
Revenge of the Nerds
Revenge of the Nerds (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Booger: [Lewis and Gilbert are discussing Gilbert's girlfriend, innocently] - Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
  2. Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
  3. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
Revenge of the Nerds
Revenge of the Nerds (1984) 5 years ago
  1. Betty: Nerds saw me naked!
Caddyshack
Caddyshack (1980) 5 years ago
  1. Ty Webb: Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
The Outlaw Josey Wales
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
Kelly's Heroes
Kelly's Heroes (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Crap Game: [into field phone] Hogan? Yeah, it's me. Listen... I gotta favor to ask ya. Will you quit cryin... I haven't even asked ya yet! What the Hell's the matter with you?
Kelly's Heroes
Kelly's Heroes (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Big Joe: [shouting to the captured German Colonel] Look! We're not worried about the German army, we've got enough troubles of our own. To the right General Patton, to the left the British Army, to the rear our own goddamn artillery, and besides all that it's raining. And the only good thing to say about the weather: it keeps our air corps from blowing us all to Hell because its too lousy to fly, versteh?
  2. Col. Dankhopf: [he understands] Ja, ja, versteh.
  3. Big Joe: Okay.
Kelly's Heroes
Kelly's Heroes (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Big Joe: [shouting in the radio] Look, Mulligan! I don't think I'm getting through to you! You're dropping your damn barrage on our position! The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end, and they're dropping here, on our end! No, the Krauts are not here! We're here! Mulligan, your bombs are coming down on our head! I don't know where the Krauts are! Just lift your goddamn barrage! Over!
Kelly's Heroes
Kelly's Heroes (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Oddball: A Sherman can give you a very nice... edge.
Where Eagles Dare
Where Eagles Dare (1969) 5 years ago
  1. John Smith: Lieutenant, in the next 15 minutes we have to create enough confusion to get out of here alive.
  2. Lt. Morris Schaffer: Major, right now you got me about as confused as I ever hope to be.
Operation Petticoat
Operation Petticoat (1959) 5 years ago
  1. Adm. Matt Sherman: Subject, Toilet paper. One: on 6 June 1941, this vessel submitted a requisition for 150 rolls of toilet paper. On 16 December 1941 the requisition was returned with stamped notation, 'Cannot identify material required.' Two: the commanding officer of the USS SeaTiger cannot help but wonder what is being used at the Caviti Supply Depot as a substitute for this unidentifiable material once so well known to this command.
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961) 5 years ago
  1. Adm. Harriman Nelson: Alvarez! Don't be a fool. Put down that bomb.
Dogma
Dogma (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Silent Bob: [after throwing Bartleby and Loki off a train; a la Indiana Jones] No Ticket.
Bowfinger
Bowfinger (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Dave: But movies cost millions of dollars to make.
  2. Bobby Bowfinger: That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184.
Bowfinger
Bowfinger (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Bobby Bowfinger: Now that you and your colleagues here at Mindfu - , head have had a chance to think, what do you say?
Bowfinger
Bowfinger (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Bobby Bowfinger: [Interviewing Jiff for the movie] Would you be willing to cut your hair?
  2. Jiff Ramsey: Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I've had a few... accidents.
Airplane!
Airplane! (1980) 5 years ago
  1. Kramer: No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Silberman: You broke my arm!
  2. Sarah Connor: There's 215 bones in the human body. That's one.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 5 years ago
  1. John Connor: We've got company.
  2. Miles Dyson: Police?
  3. Sarah Connor: How many?
  4. John Connor: Uh, all of them, I think.
The Mummy
The Mummy (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Curator: [stutters in disbelief] Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs, flies, locusts, anything but YOU! Compared to you the other plagues were a joy!
  2. Evelyn: I am so very sorry. It was an accident.
  3. Curator: My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!
The Mummy
The Mummy (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Rick O'Connell: You're gonna get yours, Beni. You hear me? You're gonna get yours.
  2. Beni: Oh, like I've never heard *that* before.
The Mummy
The Mummy (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Rick O'Connell: You came back from the desert with a new friend. Didn't you, Beni?
Under Siege
Under Siege (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Commander Krill: [Krill is dressed as a drag queen] ... Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?
  2. William Strannix: Not at all.
Jurassic Park III
Jurassic Park III (2001) 5 years ago
  1. Alan Grant: This is T-Rex pee? [Eric nods yes] How'd you get it?
  2. Eric Kirby: You don't wanna know.
My Fair Lady
My Fair Lady (1964) 5 years ago
  1. Eliza Doolittle: Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!
The Quiet Man
The Quiet Man (1952) 5 years ago
  1. Woman at Railroad Station: Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady.
  2. Sean Thornton: [flicks the switch/stick] Thanks...
Mystery Men
Mystery Men (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Mr. Furious: [talking about Carmine the Bowler] Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
  2. The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
  3. Blue Raja: You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play there.
  4. The Bowler: As have I.
The Maltese Falcon
The Maltese Falcon (1941) 5 years ago
  1. Wilmer Cook: Keep on riding me and they're gonna be picking iron out of your liver.
  2. Sam Spade: The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.
The Wizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz (1939) 5 years ago
  1. Glinda the Good Witch: You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!
  2. The Wicked Witch of the West: [quickly looks skyward, scanning for falling houses]
The Wizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz (1939) 5 years ago
  1. Dorothy Gale: Did you say something?
  2. The Tin Woodsman: [indiscernible sounds from the Tin Man, who is rusted]
  3. Dorothy Gale: He said oil can!
  4. The Scarecrow: Oil can what?
The Wizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz (1939) 5 years ago
  1. The Wizard of Oz: A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.
The Wizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz (1939) 5 years ago
  1. Dorothy Gale: Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?
  2. Prof. Marvel: Do you know any? Oh, you mean the... thing. Yes.
The Wizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz (1939) 5 years ago
  1. Zeke: [to pigs] Get in there, before I make a dime bank out of you.
The Thief of Bagdad
The Thief of Bagdad (1940) 5 years ago
  1. Abu: I am Abu the thief. Son of Abu the thief. Grandson of Abu the thief.
Arsenic and Old Lace
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Einstein: No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!
Batman Begins
Batman Begins (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What's that?
  2. Lucius Fox: The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.
Batman Begins
Batman Begins (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Lucius Fox: [after taking a ride in The Tumbler] So, what do you think?
  2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: [smiling] Does it come in black?
Diamonds Are Forever
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 5 years ago
  1. Slumber: The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there... Your brother, Mr. Franks?
  2. James Bond: Yes, it was.
  3. Slumber: I got a brudder.
  4. James Bond: Small world.
Murder by Death
Murder by Death (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Tess Skeffington: Twain picked up Sam in a gay bar.
  2. Sam Diamond: I was working on a case! Working.
  3. Tess Skeffington: Every night for six months?
The Muppet Movie
The Muppet Movie (1979) 5 years ago
  1. Kermit the Frog: [navigating in the Studebaker] Bear left.
  2. Fozzie Bear: Right, frog.
The Muppet Movie
The Muppet Movie (1979) 5 years ago
  1. Fozzie Bear: Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.
The Sting
The Sting (1973) 5 years ago
  1. Doyle Lonnegan: Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it?
  2. Johnny Hooker/Kelly: He cheats.
The Adventures of Robin Hood
The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) 5 years ago
  1. Will Scarlett: Robin, I've just got word of- [sees Friar Tuck and breaks off]
  2. Robin Hood: It's all right, he's one of us.
  3. Will Scarlett: One of us? He looks like three of us!
National Lampoon's Animal House
National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) 5 years ago
  1. Eric "Otter" Stratton: Point of parliamentary procedure!
  2. Robert Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
  3. Eric "Otter" Stratton: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
  4. Donald "Boon" Schoenstein: I thought you were pre-med.
  5. Eric "Otter" Stratton: What's the difference?
Accepted
Accepted (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Sherman Schrader: Ask me about my wiener!
Sleeper
Sleeper (1973) 5 years ago
  1. Miles Monroe: That's a BIG chicken...
Young Frankenstein
Young Frankenstein (1974) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
  2. Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
Young Frankenstein
Young Frankenstein (1974) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Inga from behind the bookcase] Put... the candle... back!
Young Frankenstein
Young Frankenstein (1974) 5 years ago
  1. Igor: Sed-a... Sed-a... Dirty word! He said a dirty word!
Aliens
Aliens (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Pvt. Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna f**k with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
Stargate
Stargate (1994) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Kasuf gestures towards his village] He's inviting us to go with him.
  2. Lieutenant Kawalsky: How can you be so sure?
  3. Dr. Daniel Jackson: Because he's...
  4. Dr. Daniel Jackson: [repeats gesture] inviting us to go with him.