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War Machine
War Machine (2017)
33 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Forty years from now, Wonder Woman will be some old film the parents watched with some weird girl who rode around in an invisible plane, and this film will be shown in Universities as they analyze how it was that God fearing American's got permission to rape the Arabs but one day woke up and realized it was the wrong God.

Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman (2017)
36 days ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

A good first act, although why every woman but her has to be ugly spits in the eye of feminism. The second act is the strongest even with the appeal to one night stand gen-x'ers with the nod to millennial secularism, she begins to feel something and understand the complexity of the world around her. Then everything comes crashing down in a third act written by Zach Snyder's famished inner three-year-old who likes to crash big things together like a juvenile Michael Bay. Finally throw in a few futile attempts at theme and tie the character arcs together the best you can in five minutes of comic book worthy wisdom, and you have Wonder Woman. Or just Woman. The Wonder got lost somewhere.

A Monster Calls
3 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

The reason stories are written.