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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Iron Man 3
Iron Man 3(2013)

probably my favorite of the bunch,but the ending with paltrow saving the day,yikes!


a shittier versus of moon.some cool effects though.

Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain(2013)

i wondering why this movie wasn't liked more,i thought the shit was funny,crazy outfuckingrageous!

Metallica Through the Never

Metallica fans get your asses to the theater!


sappy dialog brings this one down a little,the visuals are some good-shit but not to the point where i was blown-away.its a good movie,but not the movie everyone is making it out to be


Spielberg errs on the side of right and moral decency, and as a cinematic essay on a subject of universal validity plus eternal currency, it deserves -- and justifies -- genuine praise both as entertainment and as history lesson.just kidding i didnt right that shit.this one is a little slow but certainly worth a peek

Losin' It
Losin' It(1983)

this is what i like to call a teenage hump movie,and this is one of my was directed by Curtis Hanson who also, get this ,directed L.A.confidential.AINT THAT SOME was also cruises' first flick.but the high light of the movie is Jackie earl Haley a.k.a. Kelly leek or the new Freddie Kruger.that sumbitch is funking hilarious in this thing.everything he does makes me laugh.from a sock for his Wang,to him negotiating a price with a ho. also Hanson must be a big star wars fan because there are a ton of references from the masterpiece.this movie is not going to blow you away or anything .most people are not looking to get blown by a movie of this kind.well maybe blown in a different sense of the word, as in to blow,or suck the dic..........i would jump all over this one.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

no stars one of the worst movies of the decade.wait a second no this is one of the worst of all time.i almost walked out of this sum-bitch.who would have thought i would have contemplated walking out of a Indy movie.i didn't think speiberg was capable of making shit like this.i love him he's my favorite director,but damn this was some shit

Batman Returns

no stars from me here.79%on the tomato-meter the critics are flucked in the head.this clunker gos on my most disliked movies ever.don't watch if have not already.this movie will give you the (brown and croupon)on your balls

The Cabin in the Woods

91% on tomatometer thats soome bullshit.this one is toatal shit


this has some serious kung-fu shit

21 Jump Street

i got to tell you,i loved this film!

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

well i went to see the 3-d version of this last night just so i could see the 2 parts that i like.was it worth it?nope!this is so shitty in so many ways were should i start.lets start with Jake Lloyd,that kids performance was one the worst ever.the god awful dialog did not help him much, but damn that shit is hard to watch.everybody says Lucas does not how to get what he wants out of his actors.but one of his best friends is Spielberg,make a call for fuck saks.however Lloyd was not alone in the piss-poor acting category.just about everybody was bad with maybe an exception going to watto, of the things that made the first movies so effective is that they had heart .these new movies feel like there six feet under from the care for absolutely nothing that is going on,or anybody.and one of the many reason for this is you don't put comedy in the middle of a life or death kills all the emotion.just imagine the three stooges running up the beach in saving private ryan.and why does Lucas think that we want to hear the same dialog from the earlier films over and over?"that shit drives me nuts" said the pirate with steering wheel between his legs.geez!loli could go on and on, and i think i will. the 3-d,what 3-d it was barely noticeable.

Basic Instinct

i was a horny 21 year old when this movie came out in looking back seeing Sharon stones slice i think had a lot to do with me thinking this okay to good movie was a masterpiece. and also me seeing it at the theater 4 times.I'm still going to give it 3 and a half stars for the hump scenes and sharon's beave.
>just a thought, i think they should've told you some where in the script that Micheal Douglas had a four foot would have made the sex scenes make a little more sense

Once Upon a Time in the West

i loved henry fonda in this film.he was the villian and i hated to see him die.this movie is slow,but its got style.

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2(2004)

don't believe the hype

The Last Emperor

this best picture delivers like a mailman on sunday

Despicable Me

this one starts off very slow, but the ending is worth it


dont be fooled by the tomater rating


one disappointing piece of shit

Monsters, Inc.

this movie has a big heart.and billy crystal has always been one one of my favorites.hes a a funny muther fu.....

The Beaver
The Beaver(2011)

my wife said hey lets go rent THE BEAVER.thinking to myself hmmmm she usually doesn't go for that sort of thing.sweet,there is going to be some serious stuff going on such luck just another shit movie

The Grifters
The Grifters(1990)

if you like con-movies this is one of the best

Running on Empty

it was a sad day when river died


just watched this the other day for the first time, very interesting.i wish they would make the third book

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

noooooooooooooo!!!!! don't ever make me watch this again

It's a Wonderful Life

you know i really don't like this movie,its long,well it feels long anyway,and certainly overrated.and is this even a Christmas movie? its Christmas in the last like ten minutes of the doesn't build up to Christmas day or anything,it has nothing to do with it until the end.what the fock is going on here

Source Code
Source Code(2011)

this is one those movies that has a lot of promise when your watching it,and your waiting for that unpredictable twist but it just doesn't happen.
i think the train explosion could have been more convincing too.

Big Fish
Big Fish(2003)

i usually don't like Burton flicks, but this one has heart

Captain America: The First Avenger

i liked the first 30minutes or so but the middle was dull as a butter kn...wait that's been used to many times lets see dull as..... the movie we just watched yeah that's it.if it wasn't for the shield i don't know what i would have done.maybe knead my wife's booty,she was with me at the theater.OK you new that

Logan's Run
Logan's Run(1976)

bad special affects,and horrible art direction.but i find this movie very entertaining. york and agutter very fun to watch

The Island
The Island(2005)

im afraid as the next person to admit liking a Michael bay movie. but i don't think this one got a fair shake

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2

boy i don't know, i think the critics are preaching this one up to much.deathly hallows part I was better


Young Sherlock Holmes

this is a cool little movie.first to use cgi

Matchstick Men

i would check this one out

G.I. Jane
G.I. Jane(1997)

better than you might think


this is more than a movie

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

this is one of my favorites.made in 1977 and the f/x hold up nicely.they are more convincing in this movie than most movies now.the alein is a little inconstant at the end.but the rambali puppet the was put in after the movie was done is nice work.great music,great performances,and great f/x make this one a doooosey

Saving Private Ryan

they don't get much better than this

North Face (Nordwand)

two people went to see this movie in the theater,that is a shame because this was a well made little gem.was this movie filmed in 1936?because it sure looked like it.where was the art direction nomination?

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

here's one that the critics are jabbing at, and i thought this thing whooped some ass.the script had some surprises,and the sky diving was firkin bad-ass.i dig some 3-D ,and this one delivers it well.another good touch was that the decepticons were ruthless, if something got in there way they waist-ed it.that's always a good touch for villains.there were plenty more good things about this movie but lets not forget that Micheal bay directed it, so there are going to be scenes that are cringe worthy.but the good definitely out ways the bad in this one.good summer fun.i forgot, the new chick sucks cant act

The Transformers - The Movie

guilty pleasure right here,i never get tired of watching this.

The Departed
The Departed(2006)

haaaaaa the departed. let's talk about great movies.this one makes my list as one of the dopest movies of all time.all though it pisses me when Leo gets wasted at the end.whoops i hope you seen it already

Lethal Weapon

i watched this movie 3 times in one' the only movie i have done that with.i rented it from a awesome video store called time travelers.i wanted to see it at the theater but didn't get a chance to. so i stood outside waiting for about an hour for the video store to open because there were only a couple of each video back in the day so that meant people would fight over the copies.but i rented it ,took it home, watched it once,then loved it so much i watched again,then again.<>one of the best pure action movies ever

On Golden Pond

this a must see.please I'm begging you watch this movie its a real tear would make my list of 100 of my favorites


i hate to say it but Clint actually made a bad movie.if it wasn't for the last half-hour you wouldn't have much here at all .all though i did like the french chick , i thought she was decent.i did notice that her pits were shaven, i didn't think french babes shaved.maybe its there pun tangs they were talking the way i used the word pun-tang because its french for big hairy bush.who would a thought

The Abyss
The Abyss(1989)

one of the first movies to us c.g.i.for its effects and it worked very nice.they didn't try to do to much with it jumanji for example.Cameron knows whats effective and what isn't, well most of the time anyway.this movie has a lot to give watch


this movie looked and sounded great on blue -ray.but the acting was piss-pour. and the sets look like well sets they weren't believable at all.this one is another brick in the road to shitterville.skip it

The Hangover Part II

this movie was definitely funny,but didn't have that i want to try and figure this shit out kind of thing that the first one had.but there are some hilarious and outrageous jokes.i think i am going to recommend this.

Black Death
Black Death(2011)

the story in better than the execution.but i liked the twist at the end enough to give it a slight thumbs up.also there was way to much hand held in this one,that bugs the shit out of me

Super 8
Super 8(2011)

what the fuck another shitter


this one does not suck.i know you would think that it would . but its worth a peek

Mission: Impossible III

very underrated.this one was in the wake of cruises craziness, so nobody went to see it at the theater.but i think you should give it a shot's pretty kick ass, better than the others.

Beverly Hills Cop

i'm pretty sure i have seen this movie 150-200 times. no bullshit

Black Swan
Black Swan(2010)

overrated crap.although there is a hot chick on chick scene if you like that maybe check this one out.


hate to say it but this one is shaky


Juno is one of my favorite movies from this decade.if you have not seen it,get your ass to blockbuster or netflix or whatever right now

Batman & Robin

if you look real close you can see umas juggs.thats the only thing worth looking at in this flick.half star for thurmans boobs.yeah


o.k.,check this shit out. i seen this flick 11 times at the theater.twice in one day.i know you're reading this right now and saying to yourself or maybe out loud i don't know. that i am a very large poooseeee or pussy, wimp,whoosey,cake eater something of that sort i'm sure.but the first time i seen titanic it was one of the best experiences I've ever had at the theater ever.i went alone because i heard that it was one that was sure to get the eyes i didn't want to worry that my friends would see me bawling it would ruin the experience.basically you go buy yourself so you can let it all hangout,if need yes i cried when jack died and many other spots in the movie. i'm a softy i cant help it.this is one of those rare and i mean rare movies that i didn't want it to end.its a very short list but this one is on it.the morel of the review is don't be afraid to cry when watching movies.just don't do it while people you know are around to laugh at you.go titanic,fuck yeah!

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

i cant start to tell you how shit this movie is.but maybe later i will


good flick,but the killer is such a pussy


i fucking love this film

The Wizard of Oz

i love me some Judy garland.but the rest is kinda creepy

My Soul to Take

if you want a good horror movie its not this one


damn this one sucked


this is a good one.a movie with a lot to love


this one is kinda like when you wake up in the morning and your balls itch then you scratch'em. and it feels really good. but then you ask yourself why do my balls itch any way? wouldn't it be better if my balls never itched.or do i want them to have that terrible itching feeling so i can have the relief and comfort you get while your scratching.i don't know what the funk i was talking about.oh yeah, wait for dvd for this one

The Fighter
The Fighter(2010)

good, but expecting a little more


the best car chases ever.but the rest of it is shit.

Rocky IV
Rocky IV(1985)

this movie does what a movie is supposed to do,it entertains.
spoiler,rocky wins this one too

Sherlock Holmes

this movie surprised the shit out me,i liked it.there is a sequel on the way i believe I'll be there


this is overrated crapola

Die Hard
Die Hard(1988)

one of the best pure action movies ever

Donnie Brasco

i think this one is a little overrated.its got a lot of lovers out there,but im not one of them

The Amazing Spider-Man

that's how many stars i give Andrew Garfield as spidey.hes junk

Coming Home
Coming Home(1978)

this movie probably would bore most im not going to recommend it

Dead Silence
Dead Silence(2007)

this is definitely down with the thumb.the big twist at the end was ridiculous.i had more fun scratching balls while watching,than watching the movie

Easy A
Easy A(2010)

if your looking for a good comedy,this is my recommendation of the week.this is a smart comedy,with a funny cast.the parents in this movie are focking hilarious


the whole damn movie is inside a coffin!but it does manage to keep you interested for hour or so.but it still is a just an average movie.i would rent something else


this is one of those horror flicks that you can see the love the director has for old school horror.were its almost a parody,but not know were the whole cast are dumb-asses,and they just gift wrap themselves for the killer. some of the dialog is funny,and the make-up f/x are decent,except for the killer he looks like hes wearing a rubber suit.only check this one if you like blood and guts with a joke or two thrown in


one of the weirdest movies i have ever careful of this one,it will fuck you up!


while were talking disturbing movies this one belongs on that list.Micheal ironside scares the hell out me in this movie,and every movie hes been in since.i couldn't sleep for a week after seeing this sum bitch.of course i was 10. but still croneberg movies will do that to anybody

Jacob's Ladder

this is another movie that will keep you awake at night.this one has a cool if kind hard to follow plot.and the ending didn't make much sense to me either .but its definitely weird, scary all that shit.oh yeah,look for malculy kulkcin how ever you spell it.its before he did home alone

House of Games

this is one of my favorites nobody has heard of.con-movie with twist and turns every where.great stuff.
something to add ,the lead chick is the directors wife,im sure the director did her a favor by casting her.because she is weird and kind of amateurish.but it does not take away from the movie much


they watched alien,then ripped off everything from it.but this one sucks.the plot holes are deep.and the pacing is a problem.this one is not complete shit,but close

127 Hours
127 Hours(2010)

one bad-ass flick.there are many bitchen thinks about this movie.but i hate typing so this is all you get. just get that ass to the theater.oh,your going to wait for it to come out on pussies, stop being such cheep asses


i know what your thinking.sneakers what the fuck is that shit?but your wrong, this is one of the good ones.see it

Boogie Nights

this movie has it all, big tits,and for you gals even larger wieners.dont be afraid to watch this, its good shit

Batman Forever

this one is a little better than the first two,but still junk


this one gos on the list of most overrated movies of all-time.piece-o-crap


i don't think neeson fits the action star role.he just seems out of place to me in this one.not bad but certainly not great


average ordinary shit

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

this movie was the biggest hunk of shi......
just kidding potter fans i have not seen it yet


14% on the old tomato meter,and i liked this one.its not the shit or anything.but its got some good scares in it.and i liked the end,it was pretty cool.maybe check this one on Halloween

Temple Grandin

this one was a pleasant surprise.danes just won a golden globe for this and i think i would give her an Oscar.but its a HBO movie so it doesn't qualify.damn!anyway if you like them sweet this is the one for you.can i say it i loved this movie.please watch

The Karate Kid

this movie sucked.damn how in the fuck does shit like this pull in 176 mill at the box-office.terrible performances by everybody except chan.jaden just plays himself like he was at home filming with his dad.and where is the chemistry fuck .stick with the original,this one sucks


not for all tastes.but i love this flick original,original,original

Piranha 3-D
Piranha 3-D(2010)

if you like comedy horror chances are you will dig this.a mans cockess gets eatin by a piranha.if thats makes you laugh than this ones for you


take a look at this one its pretty interesting.if you do know what happens at the end i wouldnt bother because that's whats keeps the movie interesting


a chick pulls a cell phone out of her cooter

The Last Exorcism

i enjoyed this film.i ussually dont like the mocumentary but this was pretty creepy stuff

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

if this one was a parody of the first film,maybe it wouldnt suck so,no it would suck the dork

The Ghost Writer

this one is slow,and just interesting enough to keep watching. but barely.

Dinner for Schmucks

this is another one of those mega shitters.if you have any sense at all you wont even think about watching this.dont let steve carrell suck you in.this one sucks the sausage.if your wondering why i gave it a half star instead of no stars it did make laugh out loud a couple times .but its still pathetic crapola

True Grit
True Grit(2010)

this is a good movie,but it lacks that emotional punch that i think a story like this needs.hailee steifeld was amazing though.she will be thought of during oscar time.this one is good but lacks that curtian something to but it in the bad-ass category

Tron Legacy
Tron Legacy(2010)

i liked this drags a little in the middle.but the action sequences are the sheeeit.the music and sound was bitchen should satisfy the tron lovers and lovers of action movies.the rest should probably stay home.if i had to describe this movie with one phrase.i would say it is boba fett cool


can i tell you i flocking loved this flick.i walked out of the theater satisfied for once.i almost lite up smoke.and i don't smoke.the 3-d was some of the best i've seen hardly any rats.what movie is that from?
please do yourself a favor, take your ass to the theater and check it.


b-movie crap.skip this one


i fucking love this had passion with a plucky really this is one of my favorites.craig t nelson is awesome as the father.and jobeth williams could be the hottest mom ever captured on film.this is one of those got it all movies funny,scary, sweet and good f/x that still hold up pretty good for 1982.heather o'rourke as carol anne is a character you wont soon forget.and the score to this bad-ass flick,well it's bad-ass.please watch

Iron Man 2
Iron Man 2(2010)

lets have all the action take place at night so you cant see shit. to quote mary steenburgen in step brothers"what the fucken fuck"

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3(2010)

i think this movie is a little just has a strange mood or atmosphere or's still good.but i think critics and people are just bit to crazy over this one


this got no respect when it first came out.then the nerds start liking it making it a cult classic.not a great film but decent.its kind of hard to follow.and corny at times.but its got fun characters.and some ground breaking f/x.the light cycles are bad-ass.i believe that jeff bridges shit does not stink either.this one is not for everyone, just the nerds and people like me.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

the potter flicks went from worst to first,becuase this is my favorite one of the bunch. all though the acting was still sub par.the f/x ,action and story were on point.check this one out it's good

Smokey and the Bandit


Midnight Run
Midnight Run(1988)

this movie got no attention at the the box office.and that's a pisser because this is one great fucking movie.martin brest directed this near masterpiece who also did (beverly hills cop). get your ass to block and rent this sumbitch otherwise, you will, regret it.fuck that just go out and buy might as well.its a definite keeper

Grown Ups
Grown Ups(2010)

this is one big piece of shit.stay clear from this one


if ive seen this movie 100 times,i cant wait to watch it a 101

Casino Royale

this is probably my favorite bond movie now


this one was shit on.but i think it's the shit

Let Me In
Let Me In(2010)

this movie is best a picture nominee

The Descent
The Descent(2006)

a worthy horror movie

The Hidden
The Hidden(1987)

this is one of my favorite movies that nobody's heard of.check this shit .it's about an alien the loves ferrari's,loud music and like's to this one also has one of the best car chases you will see in a movie

The Blob
The Blob(1988)

this movie is worth a look.a dudes head get sucked down kitchen sink.if like that kind of shit you will like this

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

this movie was a nice surprise