Brittany Runs a Marathon
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This movie is loosely based on The System of Dr. Tarr and Professor Feather by Edgar Allan Poe. It is AKA Dr. Tarr's Torture Dungeon. This movie is so bad it was torture to sit through the whole thing. I don't think that MST3K could save it.
It was just OK. Formula plot. Robert Rodreguez wannabe.
Zero stars. As I watch this movie I keep asking myself, "What the frak am I watching?" Bad dialog, bad acting, bad production. Bad props. A canteen clearly shows a plastic spout. The piano player in the bar was playing music that would not be written for another 20 years. I don't know if it was made bad intentionally, but it really stinks.
This time we have a barfbag from Italy that can only be described by "Spaghetti with Diarrhea Sauce."
This movie is so bad that even MST3K couldn't save it.
Another turd-sandwich only made watchable by MST3K.