Augusta Mels's Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

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The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. President Business: Back from the dead, Brickowski?
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Spaceman Benny: You're really letting the oxygen out of my tank here!
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Bad Cop/Good Cop: Sorry, Mom, Dad, I've got a job to do.
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Emmet: He's expecting us to build a bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship or a rainbow and sparkle spaceship!
  2. Batman: One of those ideas sounded good.
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Emmet: O.K., what would Lord Business least expect us to do?
  2. Spaceman Benny: Build a spaceship?
  3. Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?
  4. Uni-Kitty: Marry a marshmallow!
  5. Emmet: No! To follow the instructions.
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Abraham Lincoln: A house divided...would be better than this.
  2. Emmet: Hey, Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back!
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. President Business: All I'm looking for is total perfection.
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Wyldstyle/Lucy: Found your pants, series is over!
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Emmet: O.K., I'm just going to come right out and say I have no idea what's going on.
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. President Business: This rebellion is over!
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. President Business: Nobody ever said I was special!
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Batman: Batman isn't supposed to die like this!
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Bad Cop/Good Cop: I can't do it! They're innocent!
  2. President Business: I knew it! Your good cop side has made you soft!
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Movie (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Wyldstyle/Lucy: And by the way, I have a boyfriend.
  2. Emmet: I don't entirely know why you brought that up.
The Others
The Others (2001) 3 years ago
  1. Grace: Leave us in peace!
The Breakfast Club
The Breakfast Club (1985) 3 years ago
  1. Andrew Clark: We're all bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it.
3:10 to Yuma
3:10 to Yuma (2007) 3 years ago
  1. Dan Evans: Shooting an animal is much different to shooting a man, son.
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) 3 years ago
  1. Andy Stitzer: I'm not trying to be sexy!
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Christopher Pike: Jim, have you any idea how much of a pain in the ass you are?
  2. James Kirk: I think I do, Sir.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Scotty: I thought he was helping us.
  2. James Kirk: I think we're helping him.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. John Harrison: Your crew requires oxygen. Mine does not.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Sulu: And if you test me, you will fail.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Uhura: You brought me here so I could speak Klingon. So let me speak Klingon.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. James Kirk: Hey, don't drag me into this.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Leonard "Bones" McCoy: That says something about our friend here. He's over 300 years old.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Uhura: Spock! He's our only chance left to save Kirk!
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. James Kirk: I'd stun you and drag you out of that chair, but I'd rather not do it in front of your daughter.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Carol Marcus: I am ashamed to be your daughter.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Scotty: It's like jumping from a moving car, off a bridge and into a shot glass.
  2. James Kirk: Don't worry, I've done it before.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. John Harrison: It seems apt that I should return your crew to you. After all, a ship should not go down with its captain.
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Sulu: With all due respect, we aren't going anywhere.
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: You came back!
  2. Sergeant Calhoun: Can it, Fix-It!
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Wreck-It Ralph: I have never been more serious in my whole life.
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Sergeant Calhoun: Do you even know what a Cybug is?
  2. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Can't say that I do ma'am.
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Wreck-It Ralph: I wonder how many licks it would take to get to your center?
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: I'm Fix-It Felix Jr. from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. Have you seen my friend Ralph?
  2. Sour Bill: Ralph?
  3. Fix-It Felix Jr.: You've seen him?
  4. Sour Bill: Should have locked him up when we had the chance.
  5. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Locked-up?
  6. Sour Bill: Not gonna make the same mistake with you.
  7. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ahhhhhhh!
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Sergeant Calhoun: O.K, stop it with the goo-goo eyes.
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Taffyta Muttonfudge: See, Vanellope? You're just an accident waiting to happen!
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. King Candy: It hasn't been a pleasure.
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Wreck-It Ralph: I see you're a fan of pink.
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Let's just eat the cake!
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Comedy gold!
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Fix-It Felix Jr.: I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix!
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Vanellope von Schweetz: Of everyone who was ever mean to me, shall be executed.
  2. Taffyta Muttonfudge: What? No!
  3. Fix-It Felix Jr.: Oh Lord.
  4. Sergeant Calhoun: This game just got interesting.
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, I'll just magically win the race just because I really want to!
  2. Vanellope von Schweetz: I am a racer! I can feel it in my code!
Wreck-it Ralph
Wreck-it Ralph (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Wreck-It Ralph: It's that candy racing game over by the whack-a-mole.
Kind Hearts and Coronets
Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) 4 years ago
  1. Duke of Chalfont: It had to be said that Henry was no longer to take part in activities.
Kind Hearts and Coronets
Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) 4 years ago
  1. Sibella: Louis, I think I've married the most boring man in London!
  2. Duke of Chalfont: England?
  3. Sibella: In Europe!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) 4 years ago
  1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Chief, just jump up, and put it in the basket. Jump and put it in the basket. No, not you Machini.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) 4 years ago
  1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: I tried, god dammit. At least I did that.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) 4 years ago
  1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: You guys complain how much you hate it here, and then don't even have the guts to leave! You're all crazy!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) 4 years ago
  1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Harding, give him one of your cigarettes.
  2. Harding: But it's my last one.
  3. Randle Patrick McMurphy: That's a fucking lie. Now just give him one.
Mars Attacks!
Mars Attacks! (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Donald Kessler: We need a welcome mat, not a row of tanks!
Mars Attacks!
Mars Attacks! (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Jason Stone: When the Martians land, will the press have access?
Mars Attacks!
Mars Attacks! (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Jason Stone: She's flirting with him!
Mars Attacks!
Mars Attacks! (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Taffy Dale: Can you keep it down? Some people live here.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Preston's Wife: Remember me...
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Robbie Preston: Stop that!
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Dupont: Do you have any family?
  2. John Preston: Yes, a boy and a girl. The boy's in the monastery, who is studying to become a cleric.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. John Preston: My interval. I put it there before I brush my teeth. I never take it out before I brush my teeth.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Dupont: And the disease is human emotion.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Dupont: Offenders should be now shot on site or taken for incineration.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Dupont: I hope you will be more vigilant... in the future.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Mary O'Brian: Aren't you going to take your dose?
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. John Preston: I'm sorry.
  2. Partridge: No you're not. You don't even know the meaning of the word. It's just a vestigal word for a feeling you've never felt.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Dupont: Call it faith. You have it, I assume?
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Mary O'Brian: Did your friends kill him?
  2. John Preston: Not my friends. I killed him.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Shaun: I left a Mars Bar in the glove box and he chased me around the garden with a piece of wood.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Ed: Bet Pete would be pissed if he knew I was driving his car.
  2. Shaun: I don't think so.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Shaun: I'm so sorry...
  2. Phillip: Sorry for what?
  3. Shaun: Er...nothing.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Shaun: We may have to kill my stepdad.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 4 years ago
  1. David: Well, we can all agree that we did the right thing.
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Shaun: Would anyone like a peanut?
Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Shaun: Oh, fuck off four eyes! Why don't you go to her if you love her so much?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Treebeard: We have come to believe that you are not Orcs.
  2. Pippin: Well, that's good news!
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Gimli: You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Aragorn: This is beyond my skills; he needs Elven medicine.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Galadriel: May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Gandalf: When in doubt, follow your nose.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Legolas: We must move on, we cannot linger.
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Hannah: Daddy?
  2. Jacob: Please, stop calling him that.
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Jacob: You know at the end of the film, where Patrick Swayze lifts the girl up in the air? I put that song on, the women jump into my arms and then they want to have sex with me.
  2. Hannah: It's not going to work on me.
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Cal: I feel like I'm going skiing...
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Emily: I'm so glad you bought me that ice cream.
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Cal: I'm worried you might have AIDS.
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Robbie: So you're the reason for my parent's break-up [talking to David]
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Cal: I slept with nine different women... [hestitates] Oh god.
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Jessica: He doesn't even know about the naked photos!
  2. Cal: WHAT?
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 4 years ago
  1. David Lindhagen: Is this a bad time?
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Pat Sr.: Are you taking the right dosage?
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Randy: Look at the dancers! You might as well give me the money anyway!
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Pat Sr.: What is this, Dancing With The Stars?
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Pat: Well Tommy's dead, he's not going to fucking do it.
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Tiffany: We have to tell him Nikki's going to be there.
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Tiffany: It can still be a date even if you order Raisin Bran.
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Dance Competition Announcer: Why are they so excited about a 5?
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Tiffany: Are you going to walk me home?
  2. Pat: Are you looking at me?
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Veronica: It's a fireplace!
  2. Tiffany: In the middle of the wall?
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Pat: Cops have cards now?
The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Katniss Everdeen: That's different. Last time I wasn't even trying.
The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Rue: Did you blow up the food?
  2. Katniss Everdeen: Every last bit of it.
The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Katniss Everdeen: I thought they hated me!
  2. Haymitch Abernathy: They must have liked your guts.
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Grace: You know, I have a very rare blood type. AB Positive.
  2. Bruce Nolan: Sounds delicious... [bares teeth]
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. God: You can't kneel in the middle of the highway and live to tell the tale, son.
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Bruce Nolan: Woah. A woman does pray a lot.
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Grace: Have you completely lost your mind?
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Bruce Nolan: You might want to stop touching me...
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Bruce Nolan: I'm dead?!?
  2. God: Nah, I'm just messin' with ya.
  3. Bruce Nolan: You think that's funny?
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Evan Baxter: I'm sorry, we seem to have been having some technical difficulties...
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Bruce Nolan: I am a sane, reasonable human being. [gets out a gun]
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Hood: I'll apologise when a monkey comes out of my butt!
  2. Bruce Nolan: Well, what a coincidence, 'cause that's today!
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: What a waste of good Scotch.
The Frighteners
The Frighteners (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Frank Bannister: Well, Ray, you appear to be dead.
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: Or blow up a building in London?
  2. Silva: Yes - just point, and click.
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Silva: Look at you. Barely held together by your pills, your drink...
  2. James Bond: And don't forget my pathetic love of country.
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Silva: What has she done to you?
  2. James Bond: Well, she never tied me to a chair.
50/50
50/50 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Adam: She doesn't like to mix negative and positive energy...it's an energy idea.
  2. Alan: Well I call it a bullshit idea.
50/50
50/50 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Katherine: Don't judge me.
50/50
50/50 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Kyle: Have you got a picture?
  2. Adam: Why would I be carrying a picture of it?
50/50
50/50 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Adam: So you're going to sit here for 4 hours?
Inception
Inception (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Arthur: Now how can I drop you without gravity?
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: Oh good. A train's coming.
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Q: I can do more damage on my laptop, sitting in my pajamas, before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do a year in the field.
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. M: What's going on?
  2. Miss Moneypenny: It's hard to explain.
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: I never liked the place anyway.
Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: A radio and a gun. Not exactly Christmas, is it?
  2. Q: You weren't expecting an exploding pen, were you?
Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys)
Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys) (1995) 4 years ago
  1. Jeffrey Goines: You're here because of the system.
Hotel Transylvania
Hotel Transylvania (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Mavis: You're playing with me.
Hotel Transylvania
Hotel Transylvania (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Jonathan: So is it true about the garlic thing?
  2. Dracula: Yes, I can't have it. Makes my throat swell up.
Hotel Transylvania
Hotel Transylvania (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Dracula: He's got red hair!
  2. Griffin the Invisible Man: Excuse me?
  3. Dracula: What are you moaning about?
  4. Griffin the Invisible Man: I've got red hair!
  5. Dracula: How was I supposed to know that?
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Cid: Who's that man?
  2. Sara: He's just a vagrant.
  3. Cid: No he isn't.
  4. Sara: And how do you know that?
  5. Cid: His shoes are polished.
  6. Sara: Well aren't you a smart monkey.
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Sara: You want something to eat?
  2. Cid: The man's up.
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Joe: This job doesn't tend to attract the most forward-thinking.
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Sara: Count 3 8's.
  2. Cid: 8, 16...32.
  3. Sara: Alright, that's it! Alone time!
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Old Joe: For a long time, I thought we were going to have a baby. She would have made a good mother.
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Joe: I can't feel my legs.
  2. Sara: That's cause you're suffering from fucking withdrawal.
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Joe: Show me. As soon as I see her, I'll walk away. I'll fucking marry someone else.
Taken 2
Taken 2 (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Lenore: You're not the only one with the moves around here.
  2. Bryan Mills: Apparently so.
Taken 2
Taken 2 (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Kim: Hey Dad, please don't shoot this one - I love him!
Taken 2
Taken 2 (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Bryan Mills: I killed your son because he kidnapped my daughter!
Taken 2
Taken 2 (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Bryan Mills: Come on Kim, pick up your goddamn phone!
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Alfred Jones: Oh no, the Ministry of Defence don't like uncertainty, so if someone was dead, they'd just say dead.
  2. Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: Can you stop using that word?
  3. Dr. Alfred Jones: Sorry.
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Seth: [crying] Please Joe! You gotta hide me!
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Cid: I'm not going to do what you tell me because you're not my mother!
Looper
Looper (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Cid: We need to make it stronger.
  2. Joe: How you going to do that?
  3. Cid: A bigger battery.
  4. Joe: Smart.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Do you think I should go to the hospital?
  2. Gordon: You don't watch the news much, do you?
The Prestige
The Prestige (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Alfred Borden: He's a no-talent magician and they're calling him the best in England!
The Prestige
The Prestige (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Robert Angier: Now I just have to get exceptionally drunk and nobody will notice.
The Happening
The Happening (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Elliot Moore: Why won't somebody give me a goddamn second?
Beginners
Beginners (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Hal: You give very good relationship advice despite being so alone.
Beginners
Beginners (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Anna: I'm going to have to kill you now.
  2. Oliver: And it was going so well.
Premium Rush
Premium Rush (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Wilee: Who the hell are you?
  2. Bobby Monday: Somebody you don't want to f*** with.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. John Preston: Now, if you hand me my keys I'll be on my way.
Equilibrium
Equilibrium (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Robbie Preston: You should be more careful with these. [holds up the drugs John hid behind his bathroom mirror]
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Bobby Drake / Iceman: It's not what I wanted.
  2. Marie/Rogue: No. It's what I wanted.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. John Allerdyce / Pyro: You should have gone back to school.
  2. Bobby Drake / Iceman: You should have stayed.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Kitty Pryde: No, no, I've come for you. I've come to help you.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry "Hank" McCoy/Beast: I hear you're quite an animal.
  2. Logan/Wolverine: Look who's talking.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Jean Grey/Phoenix: It's just like where we first met, but I was where you were, and you were where I am.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry "Hank" McCoy/Beast: He's going for the boy!
  2. Kitty Pryde: Not if I get there first!
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Logan/Wolverine: [to Storm] I'm the only one who can stop her! Get the others to safety!
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Young Angel: Dad...I'm sorry.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Logan/Wolverine: [angry at Xavier over Jean Grey] But if you cage the beast, the beast will get angry!
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Kitty Pryde: [bumps into wall] Huh?
  2. Jimmy/Leech: Your powers won't work when I'm with you.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Warren Worthington II: I just want to help you.
  2. Kid Omega: You think we need help?
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Warren Worthington II: It's what we all want.
  2. Warren Worthington III / Angel: No. It's what you want.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Ororo Munroe/Storm: I don't think you should be here.
  2. Logan/Wolverine: Do you?
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry "Hank" McCoy/Beast: Boy, I've been fighting for mutant rights since before you got claws.
  2. Logan/Wolverine: Did he just call me 'boy'?
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Jean Grey/Phoenix: Kill me or I'll kill again.
X2: X-Men United
X2: X-Men United (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Wolverine: Boyfriend? So how do you...?
  2. Bobby Drake/Iceman: [hesitating] We're working on that.
X-Men
X-Men (2000) 4 years ago
  1. The Toad: Don't you people ever die?
50 First Dates
50 First Dates (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Henry Roth: O.K, so this is my 23rd time, and this is your 1st, which averages out as our 12th time. Now, I've heard that on the 12th date, I am entitled to unlimited boob access.
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Bane: Ah, have you come to die with your city?
  2. Bruce Wayne/Batman: No, I came here to stop you.
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Julius Benedict: All theory, no practice. Story of my life.
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Morris Klane: Uh oh, he's doing the funny talk again...
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Julius Benedict: I was trying to distract him so you could escape.
  2. Vincent Benedict: I was already escaping! By the time you got here, I was halfway to Brazil when I felt you.
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Vincent Benedict: Yeah, tell your brother, that if he messes with me, he messes with my whole family!
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic. And I have no respect for people who have no respect for logic.
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Julius Benedict: We're non-identical.
  2. Vincent Benedict: Oh yeah, 'cos as soon as I walked into this room, I felt like I was looking into a mirror.
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Vincent Benedict: Holy smoly...now that's a guy with a LOT on his mind.
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Julius Benedict: It wasn't his fault! The pavement was his enemy!
Twins
Twins (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Julius Benedict: It wasn't his fault! The pavement was his enemy!
500 Days of Summer
500 Days of Summer (2009) 4 years ago
  1. McKenzie: You should turn her into a book.
  2. Tom: What?
  3. McKenzie: Arthur Miller said, if you want to understand a woman, you have to turn her into a piece of literature.
  4. Tom: [laughs] That guy got more sex than me.
Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Nicholas Angel: Why is everyone here eating chocolate cake?
Atonement
Atonement (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Robbie Turner: [to Briony] I'm torn between breaking your neck and throwing you down the stairs.
A Few Good Men
A Few Good Men (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Lieutenant J.G. Daniel Kaffe: Wow. I'm actually getting sexually aroused.
The Lion King
The Lion King (1994) 5 years ago
  1. Timon: O.K, so how are we going to get past those hyenas?
  2. Simba: Well, we need some bait.
  3. Timon: O.K. (Realising) Hey!
  4. Simba: Oh, c'mon!
  5. Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
The Lion King
The Lion King (1994) 5 years ago
  1. Timon: [cheering while Nala and Simba fight, turns around to Pumbaa] See, I told you having a lion on our side wasn't such a bad idea.
The Lion King
The Lion King (1994) 5 years ago
  1. Timon: Hakuna matata!
  2. Young Simba: Hakuna matata?
  3. Pumbaa: It's our motto.
  4. Young Simba: What's a motto?
  5. Timon: I don't know, what's the matter with you?
The Lion King
The Lion King (1994) 5 years ago
  1. Pumbaa: What's eating you?
  2. Timon: Nothing, he's at the top of the food chain!
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Mary: [sees kids falling down the ramp] John, get ready to have some kids!
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Captain: Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking. We have a slight malfunction with the autopilot. [this while its flinging him around the ship]
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Captain: [to the Ship's Computer] You want this plant? Come get it, Blinky.
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Captain: Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. WALL-E: [points to screen with them on it] WALL-E...
  2. Eve: [blasts the screen with her arm]
  3. WALL-E: [shrinks back in surprise]
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. WALL-E: [WALL-E is discovered on the ship. He shakes the captain's hand] WALL-E...
  2. Captain: [speechless; looking at the piece of dirt on his hand] Have WALL-E cleaned [to the Ship's Computer]
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Ship's Computer: [after Eve is found on the ship] Voice authorisation required.
  2. Captain: Er... [device repeats it back to him]
  3. Ship's Computer: Voice accepted.
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Marge Sherwood: Why is it when men play together, they always try to kill each other?
  2. Dickie Greenleaf: [jokingly] He's drowning me!
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Peter Smith-Kingsley: That Dickie murdered you and took your name with a false passport? That's ridiculous.
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Herbert Greenleaf: People say you can't choose your parents, but I believe you can't choose your children.
Jaws
Jaws (1975) 5 years ago
  1. Matt Hooper: Doctor, I can't come to Brisbane when I've a Great White shark problem!
Jaws
Jaws (1975) 5 years ago
  1. Chief Martin Brody: Come here. [to his son] Give me a kiss.
  2. Michael Brody: Why?
  3. Chief Martin Brody: Because I need it.
Jaws
Jaws (1975) 5 years ago
  1. Ellen Brody: Mikey sure enjoyed his present.
  2. Chief Martin Brody: What's he doing?
  3. Ellen Brody: He's sitting in it.
  4. Chief Martin Brody: [alarmed] Dear God!
Back to the Future
Back to the Future (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Marty McFly: What happens in the future? Do we become ass-holes or something?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): No, I hit him on the head with a frying pan so he wouldn't get hurt.
  2. Eddie Valiant: Makes perfect sense.
The Frighteners
The Frighteners (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Cyrus: And she was so young and beautiful!
The Bucket List
The Bucket List (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Hollins: Humour is always a good sign.
  2. Edward Cole: Kiss my ass.
  3. Dr. Hollins: Apparently, so is surliness.
The Bucket List
The Bucket List (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Edward Cole: Why thank you Kyle, I never even thought of that!
The Bucket List
The Bucket List (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Edward Cole: Just do it on how you do it for your family.
  2. Thomas: So...would that mean giving all the money to my assistant?
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Brandt: 23 minutes until knocking!
  2. Ethan Hunt: That countdown isn't helping!
  3. Brandt: [slightly offended] Just sayin'.
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Benji Dunn: How come I'm Pluto? I'm not even a planet.
  2. Brandt: There's always Uranus [grins].
  3. Benji Dunn: Hah, that was funny, 'cos you said anus.
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol
Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Benji Dunn: I thought you said Kremlin for a minute there [laughs].
Despicable Me
Despicable Me (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Gru: We have the Eiffel Tower! [all the minions cheer loudly] The small one from Las Vegas. [all the minions stop cheering]
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Irene Adler: Oh, and they're not pursuing me, they're escorting me, and instead of three, there's four.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Irene Adler: Be careful with the face boys, we have a dinner date tonight.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Mycroft Holmes: They will be discussing peace but will actually be readying their armies at home.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Watson: We should go home.
  2. Sherlock Holmes: I concur. Let's go home...via Switzerland. What better way to start a war at a peace summit?
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Mycroft Holmes: (Mary Watson falls in the river, and there is a boat nearby containing Mycroft) Over here! Hello, I am the other Holmes.
  2. Mary Watson: (Sarcastically) Another Holmes? Can this evening get any better?
Back to the Future
Back to the Future (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Marty McFly: So what does this thing run on...gasoline?
  2. Dr. Emmett Brown: No! It requires something with a little more kick...plutonium!
  3. Marty McFly: Wait, Doc, are you telling me...that this sucker is nuclear?
  4. Dr. Emmett Brown: No, no, no! The plutonium is required to generate the 1.21 jigawatts needed to power the car!
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: By the way, who taught you how to dance?
  2. Dr. Watson: (grinning) Well...that was you Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Madam Simza Heron: But I don't know how to dance.
  2. Sherlock Holmes: Just follow my steps.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Mary Watson: [both John and Mary are on the train to their honeymoon, and are kissing] There's no place I'd rather be.
  2. Dr. Watson: There's no other person I'd rather be with.
  3. Mary Watson: [finds a gun in his pocket] Why have you got a gun in your pocket?
  4. Dr. Watson: Old habits die hard.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: This is one of the best hedgehog goulashes I've ever tasted. I can't remember tasting it anywhere else.
  2. Dr. Watson: When was the last time you had hedgehog goulash?
  3. Sherlock Holmes: I told you, I can't remember.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Col. Sebastian Moran: This is what you get when industry marries art. Put down your gun, Holmes, you won't be needing that.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Professor Moriarty: You won't be needing your ticket.
  2. Col. Sebastian Moran: [in an uncomforting tone] Shame. I was looking forward to seeing Don Giovanni.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: I said make it count! How many windows must I provide?
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Watson: Better to be married than to die alone.
  2. Sherlock Holmes: Okay so you'll be getting married and having a family while... I will die alone.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: Whatever you do, don't dance. You know what happens when you dance.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: These gypsies always make you drink.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: Don't be rude to the woman who's invited us inside her tent... for hedgehog.
  2. Dr. Watson: Says the man who throws women off trains.
Back to the Future
Back to the Future (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Marty McFly: Hey, you must be my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.
  2. Stella Baines: Oh, that's Joey. He cries when we take him out so we just leave him in there.
Back to the Future
Back to the Future (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Marty McFly: Hey, you must be my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.
  2. Stella Baines: Oh, that's Joey. He cries when we take him out so we just leave him in there.
Back to the Future
Back to the Future (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again. 'Heavy'. Is there something wrong in the future with the earth's gravitational pull?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): I just want you to know that I love you, Roger. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.
  2. Roger Rabbit: Really?
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Professor Moriarty: Who did you send that telegram to? [silence] [Moriarty jabs the hook further into Holmes' shoulder and he cries out in pain. Moriarty leans into him to hear him]
  2. Sherlock Holmes: [weakly, barely audible] My brother, Mycroft.
  3. Professor Moriarty: And the second question I might ask is, who is the fish and who is the fisherman?
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: 1 million pounds! [everyone turns around and gasps. An object suddenly gets caught on fire] ...oh, and fire! [everyone except Holmes, Irene and Dr Hoffmanstahl evacuate the building]
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Irene Adler: Don't fill up on bread.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Train Conductor: I'm sorry ma'am, but you can't use the lavatory while the train is at the station.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Col. Sebastian Moran: [Holmes is surrounded and rendered unconscious] Take him to the surgery. I'll get him a doctor.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: My ankle really itches.
  2. Dr. Watson: That's because you have a large piece of wood sticking out of it.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Dr. Watson: Your hedge needs trimming.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: How many windows of opportunity do I need to give you?
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: Did you just call me a selfish b*****d?