SiMoNiZe23's Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Transformers
Transformers(2007)

I know a lot of people loved it, but I'm not one of them.. Had I only seen the last 20 minutes, I might have agreed, but the other 2 hours just don't make up for the finale.

Dan in Real Life

Steve Carell is incredible in this movie! It has an amazing story and feels very real.

The Final Cut

Veeeery interesting concept!! It's too bad this movie wasn't more popular.

Superbad
Superbad(2007)

HAHAHA!! Lots of great jokes in this one! Very retarded, but hilarious nonetheless.

McLovin!! lol..

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Pure gold! I loved this movie! Very entertaining!

21
21(2008)

I had seen the Canadian version of this story prior to seeing this one. The Canadian version had a better story, but this one had better acting.

You Don't Mess With the Zohan
½

Zohan was alright. A few good laughs, but far from being one of Sandler's best. A little too far-fetched for my liking.

The Incredible Hulk

MUUUCH better than Ang Lee's version! Ed Norton is amazing and the action is intense!

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

Iron Man is incredible!! I wasn't a big fan of the superhero or the comic books, but the movie's cast, the humour, the action sequences, the script, and the visuals are all equally stunning! Much more impressive than I expected.

Antitrust
Antitrust(2001)
½

I loved this movie when I first saw it, but I'm sure it wouldn't be the same if I'd watch it now..

Planet Terror (Grindhouse Presents: Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror)

Ridiculous action, disturbing gore, and overall pretty entertaining...

A Clockwork Orange
½

*phew*... that was messed up. I can just imagine how controversial this movie must have been when it was released. Either way, it was definitely an interesting film.

District B13 (Banlieue 13)
½

Incredible choreography, but grabage story...

Magnolia
Magnolia(1999)

The intro really had me thinking "I'm going to love this movie", but it turned out being really long and left me feeling confused in the end.

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

Pretty stupid, but I can't say I didn't expect it before downloading it off the net..

Fracture
Fracture(2007)

Great build-up, but I was slightly disappointed with the ending. I was expecting a few more plot twists. Acting was amazing though.

Balls of Fury

Very few laughs.. this movie was pretty pointless, but I can't really complain given I saw it free on a plane.

50 First Dates

A very feel-good movie. Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore make a cute on-screen couple.

Black Sheep
Black Sheep(2006)

Wow.. this was one weeeiiird movie. I kept wondering whether it was supposed to be a comedy or if they were trying to make it a serious horror movie. Either way, there were some pretty good laughs.

Karla
Karla(2006)
½

This was a pretty rough movie to watch.. I found it more graphic than it really needed to be.

Cloverfield
Cloverfield(2008)

I had high expectations for this one and it managed to surpass them! Think of it as Godzilla meets Blair Witch. Doesn't sound too crazy, but trust me, it's one hell of a ride!

L'Âge des ténèbres (The Age of Ignorance) (Days of Darkness)

This was one of the rare movies I go see knowing nothing about it.. I was blown away! Reminded me of American Beauty, but it definitely stands on its own. Marc Labreche is incredible! I strongly recommend it!

I Am Legend
I Am Legend(2007)

Great movie and incredible performance by Will Smith! I've heard people bash the ending, but I really don't see any other way they could have ended it.

Enchanted
Enchanted(2007)
½

Better than I expected! It's really nice to see that Disney can poke fun at itself and the fairy tale clichés.

Beowulf
Beowulf(2007)

Decent story, but incredible visuals and intense action. I can't even imagine how different the experience must be without the 3D glasses. Definitely raises the bar for the CG industry.

Evan Almighty
½

Disappointing..

The Protector (Tom yum goong) (Warrior King)
½

I have really mixed feelings about this one. On one hand the action was insane, and on the other, the story was unbearably bad.

Pan's Labyrinth
½

Pretty disturbing, but somewhat entertaining.

Surf's Up
Surf's Up(2007)
½

Pretty good flick! Definitely better than Happy Feet!

..damn that movie was creepy.

The Heartbreak Kid

MUCH better than I expected! Lots of laugh-out-loud moments!

Resident Evil: Extinction

Pretty entertaining! Definitely better than the 2nd!

The Fountain
The Fountain(2006)

What an incredible movie!! I compare it to a painting: Although we might not understand everything the artist is trying to say, the end result is truly a masterpiece.

Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up(2007)
½

Pure nonsense.. but I thought it was absolutely hilarious!! I'm still laughing at the carrots!

Mr. Bean's Holiday

Couldn't stop laughing! I strongly recommend it to any Mr.Bean fan. A great finale for a great character!

American History X

A shocking & very powerful movie.

Babel
Babel(2006)

Wow! Such a powerful movie! Totally unexpected! Very similar to Crash. Absolutely amazing!

Rush Hour 3
Rush Hour 3(2007)

I slept through half of it in theatres, so I watched it again online and I must say it's a pretty big disappointment. The jokes felt forced, the acting was pretty bad, and the fight scenes were forgettable.

Miami Vice
Miami Vice(2006)

One of the worst movies ever...

Miami Vice had great potential, but failed miserably.

1408
1408(2007)

Best thriller I've seen since Saw!! Definitely one of the best summer movies so far!

The Simpsons Movie

"Spider pig, spider pig..."

Too bad that's the only thing people are going to remember from the movie..

Happy Feet
Happy Feet(2006)

Wow... that was awkward..

Clerks
Clerks(2001)
½

This was pretty funny, too bad it didn't last longer..

The Medallion

Pure crap.. Hopefully Jackie can redeem himself with Rush Hour 3..

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)
½

Somewhat of a disapointment. They tried to cram too much into one movie.

TMNT
TMNT(2007)

SWEET!!! TMNT!! Can't wait!!

300
300(2007)

What an incredible rush!! I loved this movie!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

pure nonsense = constant laughter

Saw III
Saw III(2006)
½

Each sequel seems to be getting gorier... Nevertheless, the creators do a good job of keeping the same overall creep-factor.

The Dinner Game (Le Dîner de cons)

Priceless! I can't believe it took me so long to see it!

Hard Candy
Hard Candy(2006)

Incredibly creepy, but such an original movie!!

School for Scoundrels

Jon Heder was amazing in this movie!! I really didn't expect it to be so funny!

Nacho Libre
Nacho Libre(2006)

Woo!! Finally saw it! Might not have lived up to my expectations, but it was still really funny! I definitely recommend it to anyone who liked Napoleon Dynamite.

The Last Kiss

Very depressing movie, but I would strongly recommend it.

Casino Royale

MUCH better than I expected! Daniel Craig plaus a great Bond!! The action blends amazingly with the story and the perfectly-timed quirky remarks.

Crank
Crank(2006)

Non-stop action mixed with great comedy!

The Departed
The Departed(2006)
½

Very clever movie!

The Prestige
The Prestige(2006)

One of the best flicks of 2006!! Strongly recommended!!

Ghost Dad
Ghost Dad(1990)

Woah...this movie was creepy to me as a child...4 stars!

Small Soldiers
½

Amazing!! Really fun movie!

The Ladykillers
½

Really funny! Great preformances!!

Envy
Envy(2004)

This movie isn't that great, but I've seen it something like 6 times.

It's funny at some points though...

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
½

Haha!! This movie is so retarded!

Outbreak
Outbreak(1995)

This was the first rated R movie I've ever seen. I think I was 11, lol.

The Black Cauldron
½

This movie creeped me out when I was a kid..

Man on the Moon
½

I love this movie! Jim Carrey does an amazing job portraying Andy Kaufman.

John Q
John Q(2002)
½

Incredible performance by Denzel! Very believable plotline and convincing acting.

Stay
Stay(2005)
½

Pretty confusing, but the suspense keeps you guessing throughout most of the movie.

Aladdin and the King of Thieves
½

No as good as the two first Aladdin movies.

Orgazmo
Orgazmo(1998)
½

Haha..this was so retarded. I can't believe I actually watched the whole thing...

The 'Burbs
The 'Burbs(1989)

I saw this recently. I thoguht it was pretty odd, but funny.

Coffee and Cigarettes
½

I was expecting more from the impressive cast this movie has. Maybe if I was a smoker, I'd appreciate this movie a little more.

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves!

The 3rd installment in the "Honey, I shrunk..."

I remember this was pretty funny.

Getting Even With Dad
½

I remember Macaulay Culkin was in this... that's about it..

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Not as good as the previous three

The Indian in the Cupboard
½

Another childhood movie...

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D

The special effects were done in Montreal, but the 3D glasses made me nauteous after 30 minutes...

The One
The One(2001)
½

Wicked action, but this movie's script is officially the worst I've ever seen. "You are here for me. Now I am here for you."

The Musketeer

Don't remember much about it, but i think it was good.

Grind
Grind(2003)
½

No story, but still pretty fun.

The Return of Jafar
½

Really great sequel to Aladdin

Problem Child
½

Another movie from my childhood... I remember liking it.

Little Miss Sunshine

Priceless movie! Very original!! I strongly recommend it!

Bon Cop, Bad Cop

An excellent movie! Very funny!

The Score
The Score(2001)
½

This was partially filmed in Montreal! Pretty good movie.

Stealing Harvard

Only slightly funny thing about this movie was Tom Green.

Paycheck
Paycheck(2003)
½

This movie is a mix of The Bourne Identity and Minority Report. Ben Affleck was surprisingly good.

Uncle Buck
Uncle Buck(1989)
½

Gotta love this movie!! John Candy and Macaulay Culkin are in this one!

The Haunting
The Haunting(1999)

Freaky, but not scary...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze

TMNT II was my favorite out of the trilogy.

Gone in 60 Seconds

Nicolas Cage is pretty good in this one

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
½

Haven't seen it in a while, but I remember it was good

The Perfect Storm
½

Meh, I guess this was decent...

Richie Rich
Richie Rich(1994)

I remember liking this movie when I was younger... 4 stars!

The Rundown
The Rundown(2003)

Really good action!! The Rock and Sean William Scott make a great duo, not to mention Christopher Walken as the bad guy!!

The Family Man

This is one of my favorite dramas. Nicolas Cage is great in this movie!

Something's Gotta Give
½

Surprisingly good and quite humorous...

Blank Check
Blank Check(1994)

Last time I saw this movie, I was about 10 years old... I remember I really liked it, so I'll give it a 4.

Taxi
Taxi(2004)

The original french movie was MUCH better than this piece of trash...

Jingle All the Way
½

I remember this movie being pretty funny...

Super Mario Bros.

Haha...this movie is retarded.

1984
1984(1984)

The book is MUCH better.

Clerks
Clerks(1994)

This movie is amazing! Kevin Smith is brilliant!!

Mallrats
Mallrats(1995)

Another priceless Kevin Smith movie. I strongly recommend this one!

You, Me and Dupree

3/5 because it was decent, sweet and funny at times, but I don't think I'd want to see it again.

A Scanner Darkly

The coolest element would have to be the overall look. The story itself was pretty confusing, but it kept me thinking and trying to figure out what was going on.

Superman Returns

Pretty good! It reached my expectations. Kevin Spacey was an amazing Lex Luthor, Brandon Routh looked like Chris Reeve, but not for a second did I ever feel that Kate Bosworth was Lois Lane.

Click
Click(2006)

Very original blend of Sandler comedy and heart-wrenching drama.

Cars
Cars(2006)
½

Pixar never ceases to impress me.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
½

Much better than I had expected. Probably not as good as the original, but still worth seeing.

Death to Smoochy
½

Dark humour is fun... :P
Robin Williams and Edward Norton are great together!

RV
RV(2006)

I wonder what made Robin Williams accept to play this role. A few funny scenes, but after a while, you start to wonder when the potty humour will end.

Robots
Robots(2005)

I don't remember most of it... I think I might have slept.

Insomnia
Insomnia(2002)

Al Pacino and Robin Williams make perfect enemies on-screen!

What Dreams May Come

Beautiful movie. Robin Williams is brilliant!!

Jack
Jack(1996)
½

I love Robin Williams in this one. I must have watched this movie over a dozen times as a kid.

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway

One of my favorite stand-up perofrmances ever!!

The United States of Leland

Such an amazing movie! Amazing cast and moving story! I strongly recommend it to everyone!!

Thumbsucker
Thumbsucker(2005)

Pretty odd movie overall, but the acting was good and the story was clever and original.

Team America: World Police
½

Retarded, but pretty funny. Puppet sex is really creepy though, so only 3.5 stars...

Bowfinger
Bowfinger(1999)
½

Absolutely hilarious comedy!! Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy are a perfect match!!

Life Is Beautiful (La Vita è bella)

Fantastic movie!! It makes us laugh and cry at the same time like no movie has ever done before.

Equilibrium
Equilibrium(2002)
½

"1984" meets "The Matrix". Reaally cool mix!!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

Worth seeing for a good laugh. This was the first time I heard of Ryan Reynolds. I think he's the next Jim Carrey.

The Pianist
The Pianist(2002)

Incredible performance by Adrien Brody!! Very moving film!!

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Wicked Special FX, but it felt too long for nothing.

Spawn
Spawn(1997)
½

Being a big Spawn fan when this movie came out, I was pretty disappointed.

Coneheads
Coneheads(1993)
½

haha...retarded movie. I remember liking this one as a kid.

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
½

I must have seen this movie over 20 times when I was a kid. I'm not sure why, but my sister and I absolutely loved this movie. 4.5 Stars!!

The I Inside
The I Inside(2005)
½

Enooormous build-up followed by a let-down, but the build-up was so good it deserves a 4.5/5.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

The original was better. The oompa-loompas in this one are just weird...

March of the Penguins

One of the best documentaries ever!! Stunningly beautiful and visually wonderful.

Red Eye
Red Eye(2005)

Pretty good thriller... Cillian Murphy and Rachel McAdams are excellent in this movie.

The Aristocrats

Probably the most vulgar and most disturbing compilation of comedians I've ever seen...

Waiting
Waiting(2005)

Nasty, but also pretty funny.

Doom
Doom(2005)

I was expecting a little more...

Saw II
Saw II(2005)

I was wondering how they would match the intensity of the first and I was stunned at how well they pulled it off.

Rent
Rent(2005)

The Broadway show was breath-taking and although the movie wasn't as good, the songs and the acting are as memorable.

A History of Violence
½

Huge build-up followed by a spectacular let-down...

Stay Alive
Stay Alive(2006)
½

Haha...this was better than I had expected. Still, a pretty cheesy horror flick.. :P

Derailed
Derailed(2005)

Extremely well made!! I definitely recommend it!

3 Ninjas Kick Back

Woo!! 3 Ninjas kick ass!!

Spanglish
Spanglish(2004)

Surprisingly good dramatic performance by Adam Sandler!

Patch Adams
Patch Adams(1998)

Simply incredible!

Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over
½

The 3D glasses made the movie funner, but I also felt nauseous by the end.

A Kid in King Arthur's Court

Oh maaaan...another childhood movie!

What's Eating Gilbert Grape
½

Excellent movie! Leo DiCaprio is plays a mental kid in this one...

Kung Fu Hustle

Haha...this movie was retarded!

Blade Runner
Blade Runner(1982)

I had heard this movie was one of the best of all times, and when I saw it, I was so confused by it all. I think I might have to see it again.

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

OOOH YAAA! I used to love this movie as a kid.

Walking Tall
Walking Tall(2004)

Good, but a little short though... It was like 1h05m.