Maria Yovita's Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

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Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Fielding Mellish: Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?
Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Esposito: You have a chance to die for freedom.
  2. Fielding Mellish: Yes, well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.
Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Fielding Mellish: I move for a mistrial! Do you realize there's not a single homosexual on that jury?
  2. Judge: Yes there is.
  3. Fielding Mellish: Oh, really, which one? Is it the big guy at the end?
Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Fielding Mellish: We fell in love. I fell in love - she just stood there.
Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Nancy: Oh, Women's Rights do not automatically mean castration.
Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Fielding Mellish: I love Eastern philosophy. It's... it's metaphysical, and redundant. Abortively pedantic.
Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Fielding Mellish: Blood! That should be on the inside!
Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Sharon: I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the President and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother.
Bananas
Bananas (1971) 3 years ago
  1. Nancy: Have you ever been to Denmark?
  2. Fielding Mellish: I've been, yes... to the Vatican.
  3. Nancy: The Vatican? The Vatican is in Rome.
  4. Fielding Mellish: Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Matthew: The first time I saw a movie at the cinématèque française I thought, "Only the French... only the French would house a cinema inside a palace."
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Matthew: It makes films like crimes, and directors like criminals.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Matthew: As we walked, we talked and talked and talked about politics, about movies, and about why the French could never come close to producing a good rock band.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Matthew: I was one of the insatiables. The ones you'd always find sitting closest to the screen. Why do we sit so close? Maybe it was because we wanted to receive the images first. When they were still new, still fresh. Before they cleared the hurdles of the rows behind us. Before they'd been relayed back from row to row, spectator to spectator; until worn out, secondhand, the size of a postage stamp, it returned to the projectionist's cabin. Maybe, too, the screen was really a screen. It screened us... from the world.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Matthew: Yes, I'm drunk. And you're beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Matthew: I don't want to be loved very much, I just want to be loved.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Theo: That we're monsters, freaks.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Isabelle: My parents fucked once in their lives. That's why we're twins, they didn't want to make it twice.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Isabelle: He's always inside of me.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Isabelle: I just want you to tell me that it's forever. It's forever.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Isabelle: Other people's parents are always nicer than our own, and yet for some reason, our grandparents are always nicer than other people's.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Isabelle: I can't stop you, I've got no arms.
The Dreamers
The Dreamers (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Isabelle: I entered this world on the Champs-Elysees, 1959. La trottoir du Champs Elysees. And do you know what my very first words were? New York Herald Tribune! New York Herald Tribune!
Buffalo '66
Buffalo '66 (1998) 4 years ago
  1. Layla: Can I have a hug then?
  2. Billy Brown: Oh man. Come on. Can we just shake hands?
Buffalo '66
Buffalo '66 (1998) 4 years ago
  1. Layla: I really like you. I'm gonna be really sad if you don't come back, unless you tell me. If you're not gonna come back, just tell me. Don't lie to me. Are you gonna come back or not?
  2. Billy Brown: If you don't want me to go, I won't go, all right? I won't get a hot chocolate. We can just...
  3. Layla: If you want a coffee, go get a coffee. Just come back.
Buffalo '66
Buffalo '66 (1998) 4 years ago
  1. Billy Brown: You adore me, you love me, you cherish me, Jesus Christ you can't live without me.
Buffalo '66
Buffalo '66 (1998) 4 years ago
  1. Billy Brown: We are a couple that doesn't touch.
Buffalo '66
Buffalo '66 (1998) 4 years ago
  1. Billy Brown: I'm asking you to come there and make me look good. Alright? And if you make a fool out of me, I swear to God, I'll kill you right there. Boom! Right in front of Mommy and Daddy. And I'll tell you something else, you make me look bad... I will never ever talk to you again, ever. But if you do a good job, well, then you can be my best friend. My best friend that I've ever had. You hear me?
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (Monsieur Ibrahim)
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (Mons... (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Ibrahim: To find out if a country is rich or poor, look at the bins. If there are bins and no rubbish, it's rich. If there's rubbish by the bins, it's neither rich nor poor... it's touristy. And if there's rubbish but no bins, then it's poor.
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (Monsieur Ibrahim)
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (Mons... (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Ibrahim: They spin around their hearts because God is there.
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (Monsieur Ibrahim)
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (Mons... (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Ibrahim: Slowness is the key of happiness.
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (Monsieur Ibrahim)
Monsieur Ibrahim et les fleurs du Coran (Mons... (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Momo: Arab means open from 8 til midnight, even Sunday.
Downfall (Der Untergang)
Downfall (Der Untergang) (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Hermann Fegelein: So that means we are no longer allowed to think?
Downfall (Der Untergang)
Downfall (Der Untergang) (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Hermann Fegelein: Yeah? What do you expect from a teetotal, non-smoking vegetarian?
Downfall (Der Untergang)
Downfall (Der Untergang) (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Traudl Junge: All these horrors I've heard of during the Nurnberg process, these six million Jews, other thinking people or people of another race, who perished. That shocked me deeply. But I hadn't made the connection with my past. I assured myself with the thought of not being personally guilty. And that I didn't know anything about the enormous scale of it. But one day I walked by a memorial plate of Sophie Scholl in the Franz-Joseph-Strasse. I saw that she was about my age and she was executed in the same year I came to Hitler. And at that moment I actually realised that a young age isn't an excuse. And that it might have been possible to get to know things.
Downfall (Der Untergang)
Downfall (Der Untergang) (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Heinrich Himmler: When I meet Eisenhower, should I give the Nazi salute, or shake his hand?
50/50
50/50 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Adam: What were you doing when I called? Were you on facebook?
  2. Katherine: You know... umm... stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time.
  3. Adam: I wish you were my girlfriend.
  4. Katherine: Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one.
  5. Adam: I bet you'd be a good one.
50/50
50/50 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Kyle: Of course she doesn't like to. No one likes putting a dick in their mouth.
50/50
50/50 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Adam: No, seriously... you need to get the fuck off my porch.
50/50
50/50 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Adam: See, but... that's bullshit. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. 'Oh, you're gonna be okay,' and 'Oh, everything's fine,' and like, it's not... It makes it worse... that no one will just come out and say it. Like, 'hey man, you're gonna die.'
High Fidelity
High Fidelity (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Rob Gordon: ...I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like... Books, records, films - these things matter. Call me shallow but it's the fuckin' truth, and by this measure I was having one of the best dates of my life.
High Fidelity
High Fidelity (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Barry: Oh, that's not obvious enough Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?
High Fidelity
High Fidelity (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Rob Gordon: I'm tired of the fantasy, because it doesn't really exist. And there are never really any surprises, and it never really...
  2. Laura: Delivers?
  3. Rob Gordon: Delivers. And I'm tired of it. And I'm tired of everything else for that matter. But I don't ever seem to get tired of you, so...
High Fidelity
High Fidelity (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Rob Gordon: Now, the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art. Many do's and don'ts. First of all you're using someone else's poetry to express how you feel. This is a delicate thing.
High Fidelity
High Fidelity (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Barry: Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.
High Fidelity
High Fidelity (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Rob Gordon: What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
High Fidelity
High Fidelity (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Laura: Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.
  2. Rob Gordon: No. I only have a few left, I've been saving them for later.
  3. Laura: Right. It'll have to be sex, then.
  4. Rob Gordon: Right. Right.
High Fidelity
High Fidelity (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Barry: Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.
Erin Brockovich
Erin Brockovich (2000) 4 years ago
  1. George: How many numbers you got?
  2. Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten.
  3. George: Ten?
  4. Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is.
  5. George: You got a little girl?
  6. Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.
Erin Brockovich
Erin Brockovich (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Ed Masry: In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little.
  2. Erin Brockovich: Well as long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you. You might want to re-think those ties.
Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Himself: Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Dorothy Boyd: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.
Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
  2. Dorothy Boyd: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at 'hello'.
Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Dorothy Boyd: I just want to be inspired.
Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Dorothy Boyd: I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.
Penelope
Penelope (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Jessica Wilhern: No, you ran! It was you this time.
  2. Penelope Wilhern: He just stood there, staring at me. No one's ever just stood there before.
Penelope
Penelope (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Penelope Wilhern: Once the Queen is dead, the King is useless.
  2. Johnny/Max: What's that about?
  3. Penelope Wilhern: I don't know. Maybe he's too depressed to fight. He really loved her, you know.
Penelope
Penelope (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Penelope Wilhern: I like myself the way I am!
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Benjamin Button: You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Benjamin Button: For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Benjamin Button: It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Benjamin Button: I was thinking how nothing lasts, and what a shame that is.
  2. Daisy: Some things last.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Daisy: Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?
  2. Benjamin Button: Would you still love ME if I were young and had acne? When I'm afraid of what's under the stairs? Or if I end up wetting the bed?
Stardust
Stardust (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Yvaine: You've got a Babylon candle.
  2. Tristan: Yeah, I have a bubbling candle.
  3. Yvaine: A *Babylon* candle.
  4. Tristan: That's what I said.
  5. Yvaine: You said 'bubbling'.
Stardust
Stardust (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Tristan: Did you really mean what you said in the caravan?
  2. Yvaine: What I...? But... You were a mouse! You were a mouse... you wanted cheese! You didn't... I asked you to give me a sign!
  3. Tristan: And risk you being too embarrassed to keep saying such lovely things?
Stardust
Stardust (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Narrator: A philosopher once asked, 'Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?' Pointless, really... 'Do the stars gaze back?' Now *that's* a question.
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Roussin: Hold fast to the human inside of you, and you'll survive.
Todo sobre mi madre (All About My Mother)
Todo sobre mi madre (All About My Mother) (1999) 5 years ago
  1. La Agrado: How could I own a real Chanel when there is so much poverty in the world?
Todo sobre mi madre (All About My Mother)
Todo sobre mi madre (All About My Mother) (1999) 5 years ago
  1. La Agrado: Well, as I was saying, it costs a lot to be authentic, ma'am. And one can't be stingy with these things because you are more authentic the more you resemble what you've dreamed of being.
Todo sobre mi madre (All About My Mother)
Todo sobre mi madre (All About My Mother) (1999) 5 years ago
  1. La Agrado: Just don't disappear again. I like to say good-bye to the people I love, even if it's only to cry my eyes out, bitch.
Átame! (Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!)
Átame! (Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!) (1990) 5 years ago
  1. Ricki: If you're untied, will you escape?
  2. Marina Osorio: I don't know. You'd better tie me up.
Aladdin
Aladdin (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Jasmine: I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin
Aladdin (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Aladdin
Aladdin (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you are very...
  2. Genie: [whispers] Wonderful. Magnificent. Punctual.
  3. Aladdin: Punctual.
  4. Jasmine: What?
  5. Genie: [whispers] Sorry.
  6. Aladdin: Beautiful.
  7. Genie: Nice recovery.
Aladdin
Aladdin (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Genie: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh.
Almost Famous
Almost Famous (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Anita Miller: Feck you!
Almost Famous
Almost Famous (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Elaine Miller: I didn't ask for this role, but I'll play it. Now go do your best. Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid. Goethe said that. It's not too late for you to become a person of substance, Russell. Please get my son home safely. You know, I'm glad we spoke. [Elaine hangs up]
Almost Famous
Almost Famous (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Lester Bangs: You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.
Almost Famous
Almost Famous (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool.
Almost Famous
Almost Famous (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Russell Hammond: I am a golden god!
Bright Star
Bright Star (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Fanny Brawne: [the night before he leaves] You know I would do anything.
  2. John Keats: I have a conscience.
Bright Star
Bright Star (2009) 5 years ago
  1. John Keats: There is a holiness to the heart's affections you know nothing about!
Elizabethtown
Elizabethtown (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Claire Colborn: Do you ever just think I'm fooling everybody?
  2. Drew Baylor: You have no idea.
Elizabethtown
Elizabethtown (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Claire Colborn: I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember.
Elizabethtown
Elizabethtown (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Claire Colborn: Trust me. Everybody is less mysterious than they think they are.
Jurassic Park III
Jurassic Park III (2001) 5 years ago
  1. Alan Grant: Life finds a way.
Jurassic Park III
Jurassic Park III (2001) 5 years ago
  1. Amanda Kirby: This is how you make dinosaurs?
  2. Alan Grant: No, this is how you play God.
The Good Girl
The Good Girl (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Justine Last: Whatcha readin'?
  2. Tom 'Holden' Worther: Catcher in the Rye... I'm named after it.
  3. Justine Last: What's your name? Catcher?
Easy A
Easy A (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
Easy A
Easy A (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people, Olive!
  2. Olive Penderghast: Haven't you heard? I already did.
Easy A
Easy A (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.