Michael Chapman's Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Quotes

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Gandalf: Fly, you fools!
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 4 years ago
  1. The Dude: We dropped off the money.
  2. The Big Lebowski: *We*!?
  3. The Dude: *I*; the royal we.
Django Unchained
Django Unchained (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Calvin Candie: He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he?
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You found me weakness. It's small knives!
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Alfred: I won't bury you. I've buried enough members of the Wayne family.
Matilda
Matilda (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Matilda Wormwood: No more Miss Nice Girl.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Jules Winnfield: [after he shoots Flock of Seagulls] Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
Inception
Inception (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Miles: Mr. Cobb has a job offering for you.
  2. Ariadne: What, some kind of work placement?
  3. Cobb: Not exactly.
500 Days of Summer
500 Days of Summer (2009) 4 years ago
  1. Tom: Well, my name's Tom.
  2. Girl at Interview: Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.
Burn After Reading
Burn After Reading (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Chad Feldheimer: You think that's a Schwinn?
Wayne's World
Wayne's World (1992) 4 years ago
  1. Garth Algar: If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.
The Little Rascals
The Little Rascals (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh.
War Horse
War Horse (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Albert Narracott: We will be together again.
Dog Day Afternoon
Dog Day Afternoon (1975) 4 years ago
  1. Sonny: I had a plan, I had a plan.
The Godfather, Part II
The Godfather, Part II (1974) 4 years ago
  1. Michael Corleone: I knew it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.
The Princess Bride
The Princess Bride (1987) 4 years ago
  1. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Albus Severus Potter (19 Years Later): Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin?
  2. Harry Potter: Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin, and he was the bravest man I've ever known.
  3. Albus Severus Potter (19 Years Later): But just say that I am...
  4. Harry Potter: Then Slytherin house will have gained a wonderful, young wizard. But listen, if it really means that much to you, you can choose Gryfindor. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account.
  5. Albus Severus Potter (19 Years Later): Really?
  6. Harry Potter: Really. Ready?
  7. Albus Severus Potter (19 Years Later): Ready.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Dobby: Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.
  2. Luna Lovegood: We should close his eyes, don't you think? [closes Dobby's eyes] There. Now he can be sleeping.
  3. Harry Potter: I want to bury him. Properly, without magic.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Potter: I'm not coming back Hermione. I've got to finish whatever Dumbledore started. And I don't know when I'm leaving, but I'll let you and Ron know where I am as soon as I can.
  2. Hermione Granger: I've always admired your courage Harry. Sometimes you can be really thick. You don't think you can find all those horcruxes by yourself, do you? You need us Harry.
  3. Harry Potter: I never realized how beautiful this place is.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Potter: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.
  2. Hermione Granger: What's that?
  3. Harry Potter: That even though we have a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have.
  4. Ron Weasley: Yeah?
  5. Harry Potter: Something worth fighting for.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) 4 years ago
  1. Hermione Granger: You'll remember to write every week, won't you?
  2. Ron Weasley: You know I won't.
  3. Harry Potter: You'll remember Harry, won't you?
  4. Harry Potter: Yeah, every week.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Potter: [on his Firebolt] YEEEEAAAH!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Potter: It's not Hogwarts without you Hagrid.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Hermione Granger: Feels weird going home, doesn't it?
  2. Harry Potter: I'm not going home, not really.
Magnolia
Magnolia (1999) 4 years ago
  1. Phil Parma: Frogs are falling from the sky.
The Lost Boys
The Lost Boys (1987) 4 years ago
  1. Alan Frog: Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!
Dances With Wolves
Dances With Wolves (1990) 4 years ago
  1. Stands With a Fist: You...hear...good.
Heat
Heat (1995) 4 years ago
  1. Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
  2. Vincent Hanna: Because she's got a...GREAT ASS!
True Romance
True Romance (1993) 4 years ago
  1. Floyd - Dick's Roomate: I'll fuckin' kill ya man.
The Shawshank Redemption
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Ellis Boy "Red" Redding: What're you in for?
  2. Andy Dufresne: Killed my wife and her lover.
  3. Ellis Boy "Red" Redding: Why'd you do it?
  4. Andy Dufresne: I didn't.
  5. Ellis Boy "Red" Redding: [chuckles] You're gonna fit right in.
Office Space
Office Space (1999) 4 years ago
  1. Samir: No one in this country can pronounce my name right. I mean it's not that hard. I mean, 'Ni-i-na-najaad', Niinanajaad.
  2. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
  3. Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
  4. Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning grammys.
  5. Samir: Well, if it bothers you that much, why don't you just go by Mike; instead of Michael?
  6. Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Office Space
Office Space (1999) 4 years ago
  1. Milton: Excuse me, but I think you have my stapler.
Superbad
Superbad (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Evan: I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, 'Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.' Okay, so what's it gonna be?
  2. Fogell: I am McLovin'.
  3. Seth: No, you're not. No one's McLovin'. McLovin's never existed, because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairytale name, you fuck!
Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Okay, you cunts. Let's see what you can do.
Dazed and Confused
Dazed and Confused (1993) 4 years ago
  1. Slater: Hey man, Pickford's got a doobie were about to burn; you in?
  2. Don Dawson: Think about it. Yeah.
  3. Slater: Are you cool man?
  4. Mitch Kramer: Like how?
  5. Slater: Okay, man.
  6. Randy "Pink" Floyd: He was just asking if you get high.
  7. Mitch Kramer: Yeah, like smoke pot?
Toy Story
Toy Story (1995) 4 years ago
  1. Rex: I don't like confrontation!
Requiem for a Dream
Requiem for a Dream (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Sara Goldfarb: I'm going to be on television.
The Descendants
The Descendants (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Sid: How often do adults just haul off and cold cock you like that?
Schindler's List
Schindler's List (1993) 4 years ago
  1. Oskar Schindler: Hey, hey, what are you doing?! These are my workers; they should be on my train!
Singles
Singles (1992) 4 years ago
  1. Cliff Poncier: You know Janet, I see other people, right?
The Social Network
The Social Network (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Eduardo Saverin: This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook.
  2. Sean Parker: It won't be like your not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook.
  3. Eduardo Saverin: My name's on the mast head.
  4. Sean Parker: You might want to check again.
  5. Divya Narendra: Is this because I froze the account?
  6. Sean Parker: Did you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits, pretending you running-
  7. Eduardo Saverin: SORRY, my Prada's at the cleaners. Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Marsellus Wallace: Night of the fight, you get knocked out in the 5th round.
Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Jamal Malik (older): I went on, because I knew she'd be watching.
Dazed and Confused
Dazed and Confused (1993) 4 years ago
  1. Wooderson: Hey man, you got a joint?
  2. Mitch Kramer: Uhh, no; not on me man.
  3. Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) 4 years ago
  1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: You like to look at other people's cards, huh?
  2. Martini: Yes.
The Usual Suspects
The Usual Suspects (1995) 4 years ago
  1. Todd Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
  2. Arresting Officer: #2, step forward.
  3. McManus: Give me the fuckin' keys, you fuckin' cocksucka. Motherfucka, blahhhhhhh!!!!
  4. Arresting Officer: Knock it off, get back. #3, step forward.
  5. Fred Fenster: Give me the keys, ya cocksucka.
  6. Arresting Officer: In English, please?
  7. Fred Fenster: Excuse me?
  8. Arresting Officer: In English.
  9. Fred Fenster: Give me the fuckin' keys, you cocksucka. What the fuck?
Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Forrest Gump: I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
A Clockwork Orange
A Clockwork Orange (1971) 4 years ago
  1. Alex: I was cured alright...
Good Will Hunting
Good Will Hunting (1997) 4 years ago
  1. Chuckie: One day, I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna be 50. And I'll still be doing this shit.
Boogie Nights
Boogie Nights (1997) 4 years ago
  1. Rollergirl: Here we go. Are we gonna fuck?
  2. Jack Horner: Ohhh yes!
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Henrik Vanger: Soon, you will know us all too well. With my apologies.
The Godfather
The Godfather (1972) 4 years ago
  1. Don Vito Corleone: You can act like a man!
Stand by Me
Stand by Me (1986) 4 years ago
  1. Ace Merrill: Would you both just shut the fuck up. If either one of you had $2,000 I'd kill ya both.
The Breakfast Club
The Breakfast Club (1985) 4 years ago
  1. John Bender: EAT... MY... SHORTS!
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Selina Kyle: You think this is gonna last? There's a storm coming Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches. 'Cause when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large, and leave so little for the rest of us.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Brian: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
  2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I'm not wearing hockey pads.
Batman
Batman (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Carl Grissom: Jack, listen... maybe we can work some kind of deal.
  2. Joker/Jack Napier: Jack? Jack is dead my friend. But you can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
Garden State
Garden State (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Samantha: Hey, didn't you play that retarded quarterback?
  2. Andrew Largeman: Yeah, that was me.
  3. Samantha: Are you really retarded?
The Silence of the Lambs
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Miggs: Look at the blood!
Say Anything...
Say Anything... (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Lloyd Dobler: I'm gonna take out Diane Court again.
  2. Corey Flood: Well that's unlikely.
Say Anything...
Say Anything... (1989) 5 years ago
  1. Diane Court: No, Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share...
  2. Lloyd Dobler: You shared it with a dick.
The Hurt Locker
The Hurt Locker (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Sgt J.T. Sanborn: But you realize every time you suit up, every time we go out, it's life or death.
Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver (1976) 5 years ago
  1. Travis Bickle: Suck on this.
Top Gun
Top Gun (1986) 5 years ago
  1. Tom Kasanzky: You're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
  2. Lt. Pete Mitchell: That's right, Iceman! I am dangerous.
Titanic
Titanic (1997) 5 years ago
  1. Cal Hockley: I hope you two are happy together!
Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Rod Tidwell: Scream it, Jerry!
Sling Blade
Sling Blade (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Karl Childers: I like them French fried potaters.
Braveheart
Braveheart (1995) 5 years ago
  1. William Wallace: That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer your question is yes - if you fight for me, you get to kill the English.
  2. Stephen: Excellent!
Toy Story
Toy Story (1995) 5 years ago
  1. Sid: Let's go home and play.
Toy Story
Toy Story (1995) 5 years ago
  1. Woody: You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
  2. Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!
Schindler's List
Schindler's List (1993) 5 years ago
  1. Itzhak Stern: The list is life.
The Social Network
The Social Network (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Tyler Winklevoss: I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.