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Mob Story
Mob Story (1990)
3 months ago via Flixster

Talk about boring, It took me 2+ hours to watch a movie that was 1 hour & 33 minutes.Instead of just turning it off, for whatever reason I kept pausing it to go do other things & coming back to it.There was nothing really funny about Mob Story.If there was, I must have missed it.The only funny thing I ever remember happening was the part where the hitman licked his gun & it got stuck to his tongue because of the freezing weather.Now that was funny!!! Nothing really ever happens either.The only time something happens was the last 10-15 minutes which also had to be the best part (If you can even call it that) of the movie (I guess they decided to save the best for last, Ha Ha) As you've probably already guessed, Mob Story is a movie I would NOT recommend.If somebody told me ahead of time they were thinking of watching it, I'd tell them to skip it & watch something else.There are millions & millions of things you could be better off doing with your time so why do like I did & waste an hour & 33 minutes of your life you'll never get back

Courier of Death
3 months ago via Flixster

You know what watching Courier Of Death had me thinking? It felt like somebody came into some $$$ or was already well off so they bought a camera & whatever else you need, got some friends together & asked them *Hey you guys want to be in a movie?* & started shooting an Action flick.The best parts were the shoot out scenes at the start & at the abandoned building.They were so badly done & you know they probably weren't meant to be that way that they were hilarious.If you're reading this & haven't watched the movie yet, be on the lookout for them & you'll see what I mean.And the acting..... The acting was BAD from beginning to end.There were a few scenes I know I wasn't suppose to laugh at but I couldn't help myself because of the acting that I felt bad afterwards.Towards the end, with 30+ minutes to go, I was counting down the minutes till it was over.It was a real struggle to sit through the entire movie without turning it off but I did it.If anybody's interested there are 2 reviews on imdb from 2 people who worked on the movie (1 from some guy who worked on the movie & the other from Diana Bauer who played Nancy Neuberger) that are worth reading.There's some info about the director & behind the scenes stuff that will make you go WOW (Now I see why the movie is the way it is) I would say Courier Of Death is a movie to watch, just to say that you watched it or if you come across it & are looking for something to watch especially a BAD movie to watch

Winterbeast
Winterbeast (1992)
3 months ago via Flixster

According to imdb, filming for Winterbeast started in 1986 & then it was forgotten about.Only 2 scenes are from 1986 & the rest is from 1989 (Interesting) Winterbeast isn't a movie that's so BAD it's good, it's a movie that's so BAD it's HILARIOUS.Totem poles are coming to life & killing people!!! There are times where you'll laugh, There are times where you'll cringe, There are times where you'll go WTF?! You'll either be entertained or BORED out of your mind.I don't know if there will be times where you'll get pains in your head watching it like I did but I hope not.The claymation in this movie reminded me of The Gumby Show, only demented.After the 1st claymation monster scene with the lady who puts forth no effort in her screaming (Which was hilarious) after seeing the monster, You know it's going to be bad.Winterbeast is a movie for all those bad movie lovers out there.If you're not a bad movie lover then I can't imagine you'll sit through the whole thing.I absolutely LOVE, LOVE, LOVE bad movies but out of all the tons of them that I've seen, I've NEVER ever seen 1 like Winterbeast.The DVD cover even says *It Must Be Seen To Be Believed* & that's the truth!!!

Brutal (1,000 Times More Brutal)
3 months ago via Flixster

I already wanted to see 1000 Times More Brutal before I found out the ex member of The Jerky Boys Kamal Ahmed wrote & directed it but after I found out, it made me want to see it even more.The movie starts out r....e....a....l slow but after 30+ minutes in, things start to get interesting & it was good from then on.It's definitely worth waiting around for.I think my favorite thing about the movie was not just the bits of humor here & there but that it wasn't a BIG Hollywood production.If it was, it wouldn't have been as good.The characters felt real like you actually might run into them on the street even though you wouldn't want to.The movie wasn't full of well manicured lawns, shiny brand new cars, HUGE houses out of something on Extreme Home Makeover or any of that typical Hollywood garbage that they like to put into each & every movie they make

Office Of The Dead
3 months ago via Flixster

Office Of The Dead is NOT a movie I'd rent, buy or watch ever again.I'm glad I didn't have to pay to see it because if I did, I would've been pissed & wanted my $$$ back.I just watched it & already I forgot what I watched.The last thing I remember was everybody trapped together in the security room.If you asked me how it ended I wouldn't be able to tell you.At the moment I'm trying to rewatch the ending just to remember how it ended but I can't get the video to work.Maybe it's a sign to give up & move on to the next.I guess it really doesn't matter.It did have some surprisingly good acting though which you wouldn't expect from such a movie.My favorite thing about Office Of The Dead was that they made a zombie movie without any blood at all (Yes you read that right) Alot of face paint though.If they had a bigger budget I bet you that the movie would've been filled with guts & gore.I probably wouldn't recommend watching Office Of The Dead unless you happen to come across it, absolutely NOTHING else is on & you don't have to pay to see it (Of course) They really tried to do something with only what they had to work with so A for effort & cool movie title