Michael Florentine's Profile - Rotten Tomatoes

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Alone in the Wilderness
13 months ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Most underestimated movie ever. You watch this guy, Richard Proenneke, COMPLETELY build his lifestyle: from his whole cabin to cutting out his own little wooden spoon. This guy wastes NOTHING and is the true definition of humanity's Man's-man.

Ted 2
Ted 2 (2015)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Gross. Way too gross for this audience.

Goosebumps (2015)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I read too many Goosebumps back in my days; before I graduated middle school, I had been reading one per day. It was nice to see references to my favorites. Keep a watch out for props and idols in the backgrounds during the annoying "teenage love" scenes!

Zoolander 2
Zoolander 2 (2016)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Two stars for two laughs. This is another one of those sarcastic, "Here's a great idea!! Let's shove a ton of celebrities into a film with a plot so terrible they have to agree to it!" Yeah, no.

Deadpool (2016)
2 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! If you like Marvel...no, no-if you like action... hmm... no--if you have watched a movie, you are almost guaranteed--except for the overly orthodox-- to love every moment of this film. So, yeah, no nuns.