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Rating History

Along Came Polly
13 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Not nearly as funny as it should have been. This movie annoyed me more than carrot top.

The Last Samurai
13 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

[b]The Last Samurai[/b]
It's easily the best movie of the year. Why the golden globes seemed to have ignored it shall remain a mystery.

[b]Metroid Prime[/b]
The best Gamecube game, and one of the best games of all time. If you haven't played it, play it now. It's just unbelievable.

[b]Paris Hilton[/b]
I'm quite sick of how popular she is. She didn't even do anything, now she's got her own show and porn movie. I gave her a pity point because she's so dumb.

[b]Richard Roeper[/b]
I can't stand this guy's name. Plus a lot of his reviews suck, and he looks like a dork. I miss Siskel. Somebody get this guy a coffee.

[b]Toronto Star[/b]
My daily newspaper is actually one of the finest sources for movie reviews around. Peter Howell and Geoff Poevre or something...

[b]Peter Howell's ROTK Review[/b]
I gave this review a perfect rating. Why? Because Howell gave ROTK a perfect rating, and that means something special.

Done my ratings. See you all later.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
13 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Started out somewhat slow, but I didn't care, because the story was enthralling. The battles were easily the best in the series and honestly, the best I've seen in any movie, ever. It had more "oooooh" moments than any Matrix film, and a little more than the Last Samurai. The only thing that annoyed me about the battles were the those cheap ghosts that killed everything so easily. I realized it would take a miracle to win, but I didn't realize the miracle would be so cheesy - and even if that's the way it was in the book, they could have used a better effect so it didn't look like sword-wielding farts were taking out Sauran's army. Also, even though it was SUCH a cool scene, I was a little irked when Legolas took out that entire mammoth squad, then slid down the truck perfectly like Fred Flintstone. I mean - he's not perfect (but still, it was one of my favourite parts).

Aside from that the ending dragged on, yeah. It was shorter than the book's, I hear. But a very good movie, better than Fellowship but overshadowed by the Two Towers.

TTT: 10
LOTR Trilogy: 9.5