Jack&Dino's Profile - Rotten Tomatoes

Want-to-See Movies

This user has no Want to See movie selections yet.

Want-to-See TV

This user has no Want to See TV selections yet.

Rating History

Larry The Cable Guy - Git-R-Done
7 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/92/224792.jpg[/img]

[b]I know there are a lot of fans of Larry The Cable Guy, but what I don't know is why. How the fuck do you jellyheaded simpletons scrape together enough currancy to buy a television that'd let you watch this fucking idiot. "Git-R-Done!" Do the world a favor and pull out right now and blow that load on her back. We don't need any more of you arguments-for-eugenics running around and multiplying. There are enough truck drivers and fat tubs of useless shit on this fucking planet as it is. You like Foxworthy? Okay. Ron White? All right. You tell me this fucking guy is funny and I'll sever your testicles off and make that mushy orca wife of yours swallow 'em down like a good girl, you nubby fisted grease stain of an evolution fuck-up. You're the reason I'm pro-choice. Yeah, it might be the next Einstein, but odds are it's another fucking retard like you sliding down the cuntpipe, and we can do without you just fine. And it's never too late for an abortion. Your parents might not have had the balls to go through with it, but by God, I know you're man enough to stick a coathanger up your ass until your heart says, "fuck it." There's nothing to stop you. End it. Right fucking now. Don't think it over. Don't sleep on it. Bash your fucking skull into the monitor until it pops. Do it. Do it now. You don't even need to finish reading this entry. The glory of death awaits, fuckhead. Do it. Do it. Do it, monkey. Do it. Daddy didn't raise no pansies. Be a man. End it. End it, you fucking girl. End it now.[/b]

[b]Or don't, I don't give a shit. [/b]

[b]It'd be a great world if all you useless "git-r-done" fucks just blew your brains out, but there'd be a lot of bodies to clean up. [/b]

[b]That's okay. [/b]

[b]We'll git-r-done for you, cunty.[/b]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
10 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mmpo/505206_rt.jpg[/img]

[b][color=red]:fresh: I loved Transformers as a kid. The cartoon and the toys. As an adult, I still think they're cool. As much as Michael Bay pisses people off, I think you have to give the guy credit for pulling this off as well as he did. I enjoyed the hell out of this and only rolled my eyes a couple of times. Really liked it.
[/color][/b]

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/07/1167907.jpg[/img]

:fresh:[b][color=red] From the trailer I thought this was going to be lousy, but I had a great time watching it.[/color][/b]


[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/13/1166813.jpg[/img]

:rotten: [b][color=seagreen]I honestly didn't think this was horrible, but it wasn't nearly as funny as it should have been.[/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/64/1163664.jpg[/img][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57]
:fresh:[b][color=red] This squeeks into the red side... but just barely. It's not X-Men 2 by any means, but they did do a better job on this than the first one. [/color][/b]
[/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/11/1165611.jpg[/img]

:fresh:[b][color=red] Pirates was good. Long as fuck, but good. [/color][/b]

Evan Almighty
Evan Almighty (2007)
10 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mmpo/505206_rt.jpg[/img]

[b][color=red]:fresh: I loved Transformers as a kid. The cartoon and the toys. As an adult, I still think they're cool. As much as Michael Bay pisses people off, I think you have to give the guy credit for pulling this off as well as he did. I enjoyed the hell out of this and only rolled my eyes a couple of times. Really liked it.
[/color][/b]

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/07/1167907.jpg[/img]

:fresh:[b][color=red] From the trailer I thought this was going to be lousy, but I had a great time watching it.[/color][/b]


[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/13/1166813.jpg[/img]

:rotten: [b][color=seagreen]I honestly didn't think this was horrible, but it wasn't nearly as funny as it should have been.[/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/64/1163664.jpg[/img][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57]
:fresh:[b][color=red] This squeeks into the red side... but just barely. It's not X-Men 2 by any means, but they did do a better job on this than the first one. [/color][/b]
[/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/11/1165611.jpg[/img]

:fresh:[b][color=red] Pirates was good. Long as fuck, but good. [/color][/b]

Live Free or Die Hard
10 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mmpo/505206_rt.jpg[/img]

[b][color=red]:fresh: I loved Transformers as a kid. The cartoon and the toys. As an adult, I still think they're cool. As much as Michael Bay pisses people off, I think you have to give the guy credit for pulling this off as well as he did. I enjoyed the hell out of this and only rolled my eyes a couple of times. Really liked it.
[/color][/b]

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/07/1167907.jpg[/img]

:fresh:[b][color=red] From the trailer I thought this was going to be lousy, but I had a great time watching it.[/color][/b]


[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/13/1166813.jpg[/img]

:rotten: [b][color=seagreen]I honestly didn't think this was horrible, but it wasn't nearly as funny as it should have been.[/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/64/1163664.jpg[/img][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57]
:fresh:[b][color=red] This squeeks into the red side... but just barely. It's not X-Men 2 by any means, but they did do a better job on this than the first one. [/color][/b]
[/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/11/1165611.jpg[/img]

:fresh:[b][color=red] Pirates was good. Long as fuck, but good. [/color][/b]

Transformers
Transformers (2007)
10 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mmpo/505206_rt.jpg[/img]

[b][color=red]:fresh: I loved Transformers as a kid. The cartoon and the toys. As an adult, I still think they're cool. As much as Michael Bay pisses people off, I think you have to give the guy credit for pulling this off as well as he did. I enjoyed the hell out of this and only rolled my eyes a couple of times. Really liked it.
[/color][/b]

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/07/1167907.jpg[/img]

:fresh:[b][color=red] From the trailer I thought this was going to be lousy, but I had a great time watching it.[/color][/b]


[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/13/1166813.jpg[/img]

:rotten: [b][color=seagreen]I honestly didn't think this was horrible, but it wasn't nearly as funny as it should have been.[/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/64/1163664.jpg[/img][/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57]
:fresh:[b][color=red] This squeeks into the red side... but just barely. It's not X-Men 2 by any means, but they did do a better job on this than the first one. [/color][/b]
[/color][/b]
[b][color=#2e8b57][/color][/b]
[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/custom/11/1165611.jpg[/img]

:fresh:[b][color=red] Pirates was good. Long as fuck, but good. [/color][/b]